what did he do wrong?
>>24914185
He wasnt chad
/thread
>>24914185
being a fag
>>24914185
The TV producers definitely set them two up to be in the same show together for shits and giggles m8
It's like the cliche movies with the nerdy kid and the pretty blonde girl
>>24914185
fuck tv shoes exploiting naive people
>you will NEVER be as confident as this fucker
>>24914185
not black enough
>>24914185
How badly do you think he was bullied after this?
>>24914206
First post is always right
Wasn't Chad.
The awkward movements, the fedora, the glasses Saw some recent pics of him, he looks a lot better now.
She would have been with older students, that's how it always works at that age, he was just too young and baby faced.
These dubs are for you know whom
>>24914237
>implying he's still confident at all
>implying we haven't gone balls out before in our entire lives and gotten blown the fuck out
>>24914237
Confidence is like a reverse bell curve.
At one end are the Chads.
At the bottom are robots.
At the other end are the extreme autists who are SO autistic they completely miss every inhibition or social cue that tells them something is a bad idea, so they do their research papers on Sonic the Hedgehog and think the laughing Stacies are into them.
He's a normie now.
Fuck this guy.
>>24914277
Alexa? :o
>>24914185
What show is this? Also, he looks badass with that fedora and dance motion. I don't see how he could go wrong. He looks like a 20/10 Chad to me desu senpai.
>>24914185
What did he do right ?
>>24914453
his moves were pretty sick
>>24914237
>confident as fuck
>ugly
>still doesn't get the girl
wow, what a fucking surprise, being confident while being undesirable doesn't actually get you shit, who would've thought ?
>>24914488
shut up fag, stop deflecting responsibility for your failures.
>>24914185
Like most robots, he went after the hottest girl in class when he was a <5/10 beta geek.
>>24914488
>i-it's not m-muh fault!
bernie sanders 2016 right?
>>24914524
This. Also, it's weird how he seems excited when all he got was two hugs.
he's too young to have feelings, honestly i think you have to be 18 to even consider shit like this.
he JUST
What show is this?
Daegbsstjht
>>24914611
true detective
>>24914628
What show is in op's pic?
HE IS A NORMIE
HE HAS A GF
HE IS SUPERIOR TO YOU ROBOTS
>>24914611
Seinfeld the T.V. programme
>>24914185
He didn't play it cool. He played the fucking court jester. That's not sexy. And he did it in public. With a fedora. No, that shit never works except on ugly girls.
Someone have the image where it looks like this guy is on his hands and knees and the girl is snapping a selfie of her feet on his back?
>>24914648
>gf
>some girl gave him two hugs and said that was cute
>>24914611
Beauty and the Autist.
>>24914524
>went after the hottest girl in class when he was a <5/10 beta geek
Literally this. If he had done that on a girl more his level he probably would have gotten head later that night.
Evening gentlemen! Might I enquire from what television broadcast this smashing, charming young man comes?
>>24914524
>tfw my first oneitis was 5-6/10
She has NO tits or ass and zits over her face. She put things to clear them up and she looked better.
Besides, no average girl would be do flattered by an awkward beta dancing for her love on TV/social media. All that was for nothing. Just ask her out and get rejected in private
>>24914237
After this video, this kid will never want to raise his eyes to a woman again. His soul has been crushed. He will no longer believe in romance or beauty or anything good in this world. He will become r9k.
>>24914732
No. The tard in this video seemed really happy to get two hugs. Unlike /r9k/ he is far too happy about his pathetic life instead of feeling pathetic about his good life.
>>24914519
>>24914530
>my face is 3/10 on a good day, I'm almost eggman tier ugly
>b-b-but muh confidence, just b yourself, lift, b happy and you're gonna get laid
That's bait, you can't be that retarded.
>>24914729
>no average girl would be do flattered by an awkward beta dancing for her love on TV/social media
Some girls like to be the center of attention/being treated like the most important person in the world - even if it's by someone unattractive, it's a confidence boost for them.
>>24914783
you're delusional, my family member
why is female attention so important to everyone.
>>24914791
If you be yourself and work to physically improve yourself then you could get a 7 - 8 gf very easily. You just need to work and improve.
>>24914838
Did you see the video? He was jubilated when she was all like "fuck off." Maybe it was for the camera though.
>>24914791
>muh facial aesthetics
just be yourself brah
>>24914277
You pattern cracking bastard.
THESE DUBS ARE FOR YOU ALEXA
>>24914675
>>24914675
/r9k/ stalked him and found his social media
He has a gf its not alexa though
>>24914839
1. They are deprived of it. Starved
2. They are heterosexual men
>>24914983
also alexa keked him with chad jr
>>24914851
>>24914519
This is my friend, we'll call him Rob.
Rob is a short, skinny, pretty meek guy.
Every time he tries to make eye contact with a person, they look away. Whenever he sits down or walks around, people tend to give him space. The only human contact he gets is online, where he his face doesn't matter.
I want you to tell Rob to "just be himself", to be "love himself or else nobody will". I want you to tell him that his involuntary celibacy is his fault. I want you to tell him his looks don't matter and that his personality must be shitty to explain his isolation. I want you to pull anecdotes of people who you think are similar but really have different priorities in life, surrounded by different kinds of women, helped by good friends, loved by his family as a support structure for your case despite the fact that Rob's situation is much different. I want you to shame Rob for being a nice guy because he's never had any experience with women or a strong masculine presence in his life. I want you to tell him to man up and fix himself in the hopes that he'll finally get that human contact others get so easily. I want you to to tell Rob that if he still hasn't gotten the attention you promised, that he needs to work harder and never contemplate why he feels like a hamster on a wheel. I want you to follow Rob back onto whatever online sanctuary he resides in and never leave him alone.
>>24914983
What's his gf like? Does she enjoy his dancing?
>>24914791
cry about it then faggot, people have all kinds of setbacks, most of them worse than yours. best to throw a tantrum and run home to mommy where you can whine about how the world isn't fair to you, right?
what a baby
Found it!
What a kek. Poor kid, or maybe not. Depends if he is into the same depraved shit I'm into.
>>24914693
But why would he lower his standards? Btw in case you didn't kno you bunch of newfags he's a super chad now.
>>24914185
jesus christ what the hell is wrong with her shoulders
>>24915020
i'm not talking to rob, and i didn't say any of those things. same goes for the other guy. cute story though, really poignant.
>>24914253
>saw some recent pics of him
Anyone have said pics of the guy? I'd like to see some of the girl too.
>>24915064
she's in the middle of morphing into a monster. didn't you watch the show?
>>24914185
Link to video?
INSERT VERY ORIGINAL COMMENT
BLARARARARAR
>>24915020
Even Rob can find someone tbqh. There is a female Rob out there who is sad that she can't find anyone either. Everyone has someone. You have to wait though. A gf won't be served to you like a present.
>>24915091
Supposedly /r9k/ found his Twitter. Maybe someone else has it.
>>24915115
Here you go. How have you not seen this yet?
http://youtu.be/eRCNeBjrFuc
>>24915064
athleticism
I love fedorafags, they remind me that I'm not bottom of the barrel scum.Because they're the only layer in between
>>24915032
>>24914897
>>24914851
Kek.
>mfw normies actually believe this retarded shit
>>24915142
LOL. having hunched forward shoulders is not athletic buddy.
>>24915020
coming from someone who has had human contact, and multiple female partners, Rob isn't missing out on much and I really don't understand where this deeprooted desire of his or this entire board for that matter comes from to need women so badly. I actually hate being around others and dont favor one gender over the other. Its annoying in all honesty.
>>24915020
by the way, rob would be on my side. this privileged average-looking guy is feeling sorry for himself because his face isn't top-tier? when rob has to go through life looking like he does? what a self-absorbed asshole.
>>24915146
good point
>>24915139
Went to Germany, only been here since yesterday.
Danke mate.
>>24914185
of course it's the most blond pretty girl
why don't men choose black shaniiqwa? cuz niggers are fugly subhumans
>>24915139
>She loved it
>I got two hugs
That was one hug shot at two different angles. Also, not a very good measure of how well it worked.
>>24915020
>b-b-but it's Rob's fault for having a shitty personality
>oh, Rob can actually be a funny guy when given the chance ?
>I-it's Rob's fault for not being confident enough despite all of his numerous previous failures, that's why girls treat him like shit before even getting to know him, it's HIS fault
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-world_hypothesis
Normies, everyone.
>>24915139
Did you fucking see how he sorta went for the kiss on the cheek when she was going up to hug him?
JUST--
>>24915189
This video's been around for a year or two you fucking normie.
>>24915220
later on she sneaked into his room and gave him a nice long hug
Poor garret. He should have tried being himself a little more. Maybe he'd be the "stud" in this picture.
someone link a recent pic of his again
>>24915264
Well fucking shit kill me.
>>24915286
I want to believe
Even though that definitely didn't happen
>>24915249
Lol. He's /r9k/ personified.
>>24915187
>be unattractive to the point in which physical contact with you from an external point of view seems disgusting
>be a white guy which means you're a privileged cis guy and don't deserve anything that you have
>you don't actually have anything worth living for
kek
>>24915303
Why is r9k never wrong?
>>24914185
>>24914672
>With a fedora
If you're going to wear a fedora, at least wear the rest of the 1930s suit that goes with it.
This guy wore jeans and autism sneakers and a buttoned polyester shirt that he stole from a Best Buy employee, AND a fedora.
A perfect storm really.
>>24915303
How do you know that's not Garret?
>>24915337
are you now feeling sorry for yourself for being white?
wow
sorry, you're right, poor you. this is how you're going to be, carry on. poor, poor little anon, life is so unfair.
Garret is the 'just be yourself' meme personified, this is what happen when you go too hard and numb with your bullshit gangsta dance.
hey brah, that was a great dance you did for alexa! she really appreciated it
>>24915400
You're hurting my feelings, brah. Please staph.
>>24915020
Some people just lose the genetic lottery man, the universe sucks and its up to us to make it better.
Who /roach/ here?
Garrett is pleb tier.
>>24915382
Because it's Chad.
>>24915420
i thought you wanted pity, i don't understand
>>24915448
bet she sucked off the whole team afterward
>>24915364
This 2bh. Why didn't anyone try to stop him? Surely, someone must've heard his plans and said "That is fucking retarded."
>>24915249
>goes for kiss on the cheek
>fails
>taps her back like a beta faggot
I did the same tapping shit to my crush because I sperged out during hugs and one day she told me that I should stop doing that and that I don't know how to hug girls.
Ha hahahahahaha, just kill me.
>>24915476
why? is that what you did when your team won the big game?
>>24915303
Damn, that "stud" has one ugly grimace going.
Anyone know what happened to Garrett? Does anybody know his Instagram or normiebook?
>>24915494
yes, don't judge me though a little girl like me can't handle too much alcohol
>>24915485
SHARRY'S BARRIES knew that it was going to be viral.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl5JDzvkEA0
![grimace_is_a_pimp__by_starcatfri-d5qfcdx[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EyMC3h3.png "grimace_is_a_pimp__by_starcatfri-d5qfcdx[1].png")
>>24915501
Fuck you say?
>>24915532
I don't know about the beta but the girl.is on Instagram.
>>24915476
Why is everybody so condencending to him? He's a fucking chad lanket I he's probably got late like 50 times already
>>24914206
This basically ends the thread in the first post tbqh family.
>>24915687
Wait it's not garret you're talking about ok then I can believe it.
>>24915719
Why would it be Garret? It was a response to the picture of the Chad.
#justiceforGarret
>>24915757
this is sad. if people were shaming you for not fucking an obese special ed girl who liked you, you'd call it bullying
>>24915804
I dislike the word bullying. I just ignore shit like that and move on like an adult.
>>24915757
What's your problem? She probably last talked to Garret 6 years ago. Of course she has a different boyfriend now.
>>24915441
Roach is all sorts of fucked up. He's a real autist, Garrett bounced back. I honestly believe Roach will die a virgin
>>24915441
Who /CWC/ here? The only true patrician and the most /r9k/ of all robots.
>>24915079
The point is in this anonymous imageboard, anyone could be Rob. Anyone could be Garret either. The point is, any advice you try to give Rob will be inherently worthless because it doesn't apply to him. Simply put, you don't know if you're talking to someone in Rob's position, therefore you can't be angry when they're justifiably upset.
>>24915117
I should've included this. Telling someone to "just wait for their turn" is effectively trying to get them to give up. Even if there was a female equivalent of Rob that could relate, they'd both have isolated lifestyles and would never meet. Do you think someone unfortunate enough to look the way he does just lucks their way into a relationship? That's a fantasy.
>>24915186
>trust me I've had plenty of sex and friends, trust me they're overrated
This is just condescending. Those experiences YOU had led you to that conclusion. To give Rob that conclusion without him having the necessary experiences doesn't mean anything to him. It's no different from a dietician giving weight loss advice to a starving African. The information is valid, but it's utterly irrelevant to the person you're giving it to.
>>24915431
Of course it's not fair. The point I was making was that telling someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps is wrong in the context of people like Rob.
>>24914185
I haven't seen this before. But I can tell you what he did wrong with his appearance:
>fedora
>glasses
>fucking POLO SHIRT
>what is all that shit on his wrists?
>if those aren't skinny jeans they're still way too close to the mark
>why, god, WHY did you do The Double Gun?!?
Here's what he COULD have done right:
>ditch the fedora and get a high fade - I know he's got some sperglord hairstyle under there
>get some contacts
>NO FUCKING POLO SHIRTS - wear Nike sports shirts or some nigger brand in one size too large
>get that shit off your wrists
>baggier jeans. that's all
>Nike shoes. JUST DO IT!
>quit acting like a sperglord and chat her up like a normal fucking person
Unfortunately kids are fucking stupid, and tend to do whatever dumb shit they think is cool in their heads but, ultimately, turns out to be highly autistic and embarrassing. For all parties involved.
This uh...sound familiar to you guys?
>>24915364
if you're wearing a fedora and a suit and are under 80 years of age, you should kill yourself.
NO ONE SHOULD EVER WEAR A FEDORA.
It's badge of nerd, kissless virgin culture. How you niggers think that it could be seen as attractive is beyond me - and everyone else.
>>24915896
true, garret probably has a 1-incher anyway. little faggot
>>24915951
i wasn't giving anyone advice, i was mocking him for feeling sorry for himself. but now that you mention it, self-pity is not a helpful avenue for anyone from rob to chad.
>>24915979
>tfw 79 and wear fedora
>>24916050
autistic faggot. sir.
>>24915974
You want him to dress like a gang banger? That would only make him look even more retarded. His best chance would be to dress nicely and talk like a normal human.
>>24915896
Garret was still on the same dance team when we found all of his shit she might not be tho
>>24915441
>VIDEO GAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8-MxJPrysQ
What a ride that show is.
Too bad there's very little like it out there besides that nerd speed dating thing from IGN.
>>24916087
Wrong. The only way to get a white girl to like you as a white guy is to dress like a nigger. That is...sadly...what it has come to...
>>24916050
Post spoon pic as proof you geriatric fuck
>>24915950
He is mentally ill, that's a bit cheating tbqh
>>24916178
>The only way to get a White girl to like you is to act like a White nigger.
Pic is this White girl you're talking about. Also, with Garret's body type the Gang look is even more pathetic than what he did.
>>24916299
>white person dressing like a thug who isn't skinny as fuck
what are you doing
>>24915950
Poor chris. When will he find love. Makes me sad.
>>24914185
I hate this fucking video and I really feel sad for both parties involved
where were this kid's parents? where was the loving authority figure who was supposed to tell him it was a HORRIBLE idea? it's like that King of the Hill episode where Bobby fucking sucks at baseball but the coach keeps feeding him obvious lies, so Hank forcibly takes him out of the game. If this kid's parents actually loved him, they would have forced him out of the idea. Nobody was looking out for him.
it's actually quite evil. no grown adult can be THAT blind and stupid to genuinely think that this was "sweet". the company that made the video HAD to be in on it and laughing at the poor kid the whole time- a kid who hadn't matured enough to see how pathetic he was going to look.
and let's not forget about the girl, how mortified she probably felt. having to sit there and fake a smile while he did his autistic fedora dance. I almost feel as bad for her as I do for the boy.
>>24916414
this sonichu picture gave me the feels
>>24916414
>Because he'll probably fail again, I'm glad to have a brave father.
>>24916495
he's probably better off having done that one huge fuckup, rather than little versions of that over a much longer period of time. hopefully he learned from it. i'm with you on the girl though.
>>24916582
whats wrong with just asking a girl out and getting rejected the normal way? we've all been there, especially during the awkward middle school years. except my awkward moments were never immortalized on the internet.
>>24916676
it's easy to explain that shit away. "oh she's just a bitch." followed by "they're all bitches," followed by posting here. to fail so spectacularly has to be good for your character.
>>24915139
I made it 17 seconds, couldn't bare the rest
>>24915020
Post 24915020 has been screen-captured for archival purposes.
SOMEONE POST PICTURES OF HER STOMACH
IT'S A TRAIN WRECK
>>24915020
Someone have that picture of the the two retarded people who breathe using respirators and are wheelchair bound, and are photographed in various sex acts?
At least this guy can still walk around
>>24914185
it was just a minor setback for him.
>>24916910
Post the rest.
Most of the fags here don't seem to be aware that he became a major normie.
>>24914603
Did it to himself?
>>24916910
>friendzoned by tumblr landwhales
hashtag blessed
>>24914185
I-is that the ocelot gesture?
>>24916971
normies can still live in a permanent friendzone senpai
>fedora
>false sense of confidence
need I say more?
>>24916801
awesome, that will be useful when you have to prove that you deserve pity for someone else's misfortune.
>>24916910
all of those kids look like social outcasts
that had to be the lamest party ever
>>24915020
I've seen guys who look similar to your pic related and they've still got gfs, admittedly they're fat and/or trashy but still.
>>24917140
tut tut, he said no anecdotes. only his anecdote is valid.
>>24915020
but rob is your friend!
everything is alright :)
>>24917096
>that will be useful when you have to prove that you deserve pity for someone else's misfortune
Where did pity come into this?
Some faggot comes into a place full of robots and tells them they're alone as a result of their own conscious decisions, assuming that he understands their situations.
The post isn't trying to evoke pity from the faggot, it's trying to convince him to shut the fuck up about shit he doesn't know and leave.
Pity is useless.
>>24914185
Nothing. Seriously, Garret was confident, calm, and his dance was impressive. None of you could do better.
It would have been the sweetest thing ever if he did that for a sub-6/10 that he could plausibly obtain.
I hope that fucking berry store is out of business and the succubi that forced him into this have gonorrhea and are suffering the worst misery they can.
>>24915117
There actually is a female Rob out there
People are constantly telling her she's beautiful and giving her money for being the opposite
Lizzie Velasquez
Sure she went 20 years without all that praise, but in today's society, you don't have to be attractive to get called pretty
Check out Adalia Rose too
>>24917269
crybabies are looking for mommy's soothing pity. that's why they're called crybabies. you are defending crybabies. which leads me to believe that you are a crybaby.
nobody's saying that every single person has the innate capability to get a girlfriend. to pick out an extreme example and equate it with yourself is disingenuous and extremely sad and self-serving.
What the fuck is wrong with her back?
Anyway, his biggest mistake was chasing stacy instead of qt girls in the back
>>24917391
It's different when you're so obviously fucked up like Lizzie is. People have no choice but to feel sorry for you, and lie about calling you pretty to feel better about themselves.
People won't feel sorry for the ugly freak that's still physically able.
>>24914185
Just seeing this screencap makes me cringe. Why the fuck did the people filming it let him keep going?
>>24914237
there's a difference between confidence and autism
>>24917410
>crybabies are looking for mommy's soothing pity. that's why they're called crybabies.
No, because there is no mother figure here to which we direct our lamentation.
We post here to vent and talk about our problems to other people with similar problems.
If you don't have similar problems, perhaps you should get the fuck off this board.
>you are defending crybabies. which leads me to believe that you are a crybaby.
See above, you're the one mistaking them for crybabies.
>nobody's saying that every single person has the innate capability to get a girlfriend
You're assuming that he possesses that capability when you give that advice.
> to pick out an extreme example and equate it with yourself is disingenuous and extremely sad and self-serving.
The extremity isn't necessary, it simply serves to illustrate the point. A less extreme situation could bring near-equal amounts of social isolation, as social isolation tends to bottom out once you approach having no friends for years on end.
Moreover, why is it that you assume it's "extreme" here?
Do you understand where you are?
Anyone else feel bad for this kid because they've done something similar?
I spent 5 months inventing a new style of dance for a girl I had a crush on.
Basically it wasn't even a real type of dance. I just learnt some basic morse code then learnt how to tap my elbows together to say things like ''I love you'' in morse code while wiggling my shins to the tune of music
Danced for her in front of the whole class and got laughed at. The laughter was so loud that she couldn't even hear my elbows popping together and wouldn't have understood the morse code messages either way.
>>24917109
Yeah that pic was probably taken by a parent
>>24914237
In highschool i asked out my crush to homecoming by organizing and teaching the jazz band a song i composed. We barged into her spanish class me singing and the jazz backing me up.
>>24914185
>>24914185
What this guy did wrong was he had all the girls to watch his autism. She could never say yes, it would be social suicide. Not to say it would of worked if they were alone. the whole jig is pretty cringe, however think of this like an engagement between tribes and these kids are apes. This is a lone suitor performing before the cruel judgement of 14 or 18 laughing bonaboes. Had he had some male friends (that are presentable) backing him up as a dance crew the presentation would of been equally intimidating from his side of the bargain. The of matter how much confidence he has is irrelevant he isn't able to apply the same amount of social pressure his crush's tribe is applying.
>>24914185
he didnt rape her when he had the chance.
>>24916971
>Normie
>all his friends look like the same social outcasts he was probably friends with at the time.
>>24917410
>nobody's saying that every single person has the innate capability to get a girlfriend
>"If you be yourself and work to physically improve yourself then you could get a 7-8 gf very easily"
>crybabies are looking for mommy's soothing pity. that's why they're called crybabies. you are defending crybabies. which leads me to believe that you are a crybaby.
You misunderstand. There is no attempt at invoking pity or eliciting sympathy. You are incapable of admitting that someone, through no fault of their own, could be unsuccessful both socially and romantically. Is it really any wonder that such people become bitter, resentful and otherwise jaded about their problems? Aren't they entitled to their own anger, their own experience? You can disregard it, but then you'll only add more fuel to the fire.
>to pick out an extreme example and equate it with yourself is disingenuous and extremely sad and self-serving.
Who are you to say that anyone is incapable of comparing themselves to Rob? You know nothing about anyone you're arguing with, perhaps they really do have a lot in common.
>>24917621
since you asked, i'm ugly, heavily balding, socially retarded, and i have a laughably tiny penis. women want nothing to do with me even without seeing the worst part, the little wee wee. so what? success with women is something i don't get. not everyone can have everything. i don't live in an indian slum. i'm not a child factory laborer in china. i was never sexually abused. i don't have a debilitating disease and i'm not in constant pain. i have food and a computer and leisure time. i live in a climate-controlled environment with locking doors. we're standing together on the 2nd rung of a 100-rung ladder, and you want to whine that you're not on the top rung. it's embarrassing to all of us.
>>24917691
But what about the hands-free tip?
>>24914185
cringy as fuck.
Reminder of who this one is for
Reminder that Garrett likes to play sports
>>24917913
You haven't seen the rest of his Instagram.
Wish I saved them.
>>24918010
>confident as fuck
>ugly
>still doesn't get the girl
>wow, what a fucking surprise, being confident while being undesirable doesn't actually get you shit, who would've thought ?
>my face is 3/10 on a good day, I'm almost eggman tier ugly
>b-b-but muh confidence, just b yourself, lift, b happy and you're gonna get laid
>That's bait, you can't be that retarded.
this is the crybaby i'm referring to. i'm in his same situation, which gives me the right to criticize how sorry he's feeling for himself for being here.
>>24918112
This is undeniable proof that Shari's berries were exploiting him. They didn't even do a second take for this.
>>24918010
What's annoying is that people come to /r9k/, ask for advice and then become crybabies when the advice takes work. If you don't want to put in effort then don't even ask.
>>24914185
>All of these people that didn't get the memo
GUYS,GARRETT IS A NORMIE NOW. HE HAS A GF.
I've come to realize now that if there is one thing that normies are right about, it's that confidence can get you somewhere.
>>24918258
Post pics please. No one has posted proof yet
>>24915582
Sharry, you cold as ice.
>>24918128
>has pictures of himself in the same room as girls
>whoa check out Chad Thundercock there
>>24918161
What is wrong with this take?
>>24915448
That nigga ain't even good looking lol,
>>24918418
your penis was too small in it
>>24916109
>>24915441
holy shit man. The guy just approaches girls without any lack of fear. If this guy can do it then so can I
>>24918344
Dude, you haven't seen the rest of the pics. People literally talk about his gf.
When I first saw those pictures I came to a realization that everything on r9k is fucking delusional bullshit. Garrett got to where he was because he had the guts and confidence to make an ass out of himself and not care about what other people thought about him and because of that he was successful.
R9k only believes what they want to believe because they don't want to try and do what Garrett did. They want to be content with doing nothing and complain when nothing happens.
I hate to criticize this since I do this a lot myself, but Garret's story really made me look at r9k in a different light.
>>24914185
Literally everything. He did everything wrong.
>>24918436
it's almost like people sometimes like each other for things other than looks
>>24918498
I haven't seen Bigfoot or Ancient Aliens either.
>>24918498
>Garrett got to where he was because he had the guts and confidence to make an ass out of himself and not care about what other people thought about him and because of that he was successful.
What, so everything in his current life is a direct result of this one video? How do you know he didn't regret it for years, resolve to never do anything like it again because of the negative reaction, and reinvent himself later, around people who had never seen the video?
How do you know he didn't get to wherever he is now DESPITE the video?
>>24918537
lmao and I learned to fly using my nose yesterday, faggot.
>>24918436
Yeah it's almost as if being the high school's quarterback gives you incredibly high social proof to a teenager.
>>24918614
I never said that the reason Garrett got to where he was was because of the video, what I meant was that the fact that Garrett was able to go through with it and had the balls to do something like that in the first place is proof of his confidence.
And regardless about how Garrett himself feels about the video, that confidence is something that probably carried him later down the road.
>>24918664
Ed, is that you?
>>24918664
virgin detected
women like men for reasons other than looks, and your beta self can't get over that
and of course by this I mean theirdick size
>>24918715
Ok, what about this guy: >>24917622
He did something that took confidence and guts, and now he posts on /r9k/, so I doubt his life is successful
>>24918344
maybe puberty was kind to him and he developed masculine facial aesthetics. if that's the case him having a gf makes sense. I still want to see pics tho
>>24918755
Women can like fucking anything about fucking anyone. Same goes for men.
>>24914185
he had a lot of confidence but ZERO self awareness
>>24918755
>women like men for reasons other than looks
delusional cukold beta whiteknight detected
>"le just bee confident brah. gurlz luv dat shit mane"
>"le just bee urself"
You are completely clueless about what sexually attracts females.
Looks > Money > Status >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Personality"
>>24918904
you legit have autism, you missed that my post was a joke
>>24916971
It's because when we did find him mods kept deleting the posts.
I saved them all. Can't be ass pained to find the files though.
>>24918935
>"n-no srsly it wuz just a joke"
Nice try. I'm not buying it. You're not backpedaling your way out of this one, retard. I've seen this pathetic behavior too many times on 4chan. Just accept the facts, retard.
>>24918997
>pathetic behaviour
I've seen 2/10s with 9/10s. Girls love personality and being funny
Just stop being a dick to them.
>>24918997
did you not read the spoiler text?
>>24915138
his name is garrett noga
>>24917691
>In highschool i asked out my crush to homecoming by organizing and teaching the jazz band a song i composed. We barged into her spanish class me singing and the jazz backing me up.
holy shit story this up anon
we want to know how it went
>>24918048
>that freeze
/panties
>>24918904
lol, you messed up a little bit with your equation.
Money >>>>>> Looks > Status >>>> "just b urself"
>>24919284
>lol, you messed up a little bit with your equation.
Nope, not at all. That's why I typed "personality" in quotation marks.
"Personality" is really just an extension of looks. Good looking males get positive feedback from social interactions, which encourages them to socialize more, and as a result they develop "good personalities". Ugly males will get negative feedback from their social interactions, which makes them introverted and shy. An ugly male will be told "shut up, you're annoying" if he tries to socialize. Everything that comes out of an ugly male's mouth is either ignored or ridiculed. Of course an ugly male is going to develop a bad personality. And even if an ugly male were to magically get a good personality tomorrow, the negative feedback he would get just from being an ugly male who has the audacity to socialize would make his personality shitty again.
>>24919380
So how come there's literally thousands of ugly guys who are loud, positive, proactive, and HIGHLY social to the point of being over social?
More so than good looking guys.
>Be me
>Be a chad
>Don't give a fuck about bitches
>They are all over me
>The thing is, I don't want them
>Eventually
>Find one I actually like after 24 years on the planet
>We're best friends
>Spend a year trying to win her over
>Eventually tell her I love her
>She says she loves me but not in that way
For fuck sake.
>>24919404
>So how come there's literally thousands of ugly guys who are loud, positive, proactive, and HIGHLY social to the point of being over social?
Old, ugly, bald, fat, short, and otherwise sexually undesirable men can raise their status and be seen as desirable by women. Likewise, they can use money to gain women's attention. These other two factors are nowhere near as effective as Good Looks when it comes to making a woman falling in love with you at first sight. For example: an attractive female sees a tall, handsome Chad Thundercock and automatically assumes the best of him because of the "Halo Effect". She associates him with successful people, like celebrities, even though she knows nothing about him. Why? Because he's tall, fit, and good-looking. The same can't be said about the old, ugly, bald, fat, and short guys. They actually have to prove their worth and HOPE that she even bothers to notice them, unlike Chad. There's a widely perpetuated myth that women don't care about looks or that they aren't as visual as men. This is obviously complete bullshit. Nonetheless, white knights and beta orbiters buy into it. Why? Because of their extreme denial and coping mechanism. They can't accept that the one thing they can't change about themselves is what's holding them back from becoming sexually successful with women.
>>24915532
I heard he hung himself
>>24914185
Forgot the chloroform and shovel f.am
Garrett is a normalfag now. He somehow didn't let that setback get to him.
>>24915020
I wouldn't tell him shit except he's a rat faced fuck who should go join ISIS and get that sweet Yazidi slave pussy.
>>24919989
He knows that he has accomplished something the star quarterback never will in his life.He became a meme
>>24915448
man
i wish I was born a girl
fuck
>>24917109
i don't think you know what its like to have a group of friends that actually enjoy your presence
social outcasts or not, it can be pretty great. not every gathering has to have alcohol and weed to be fun you faggot
>>24919752
>There's a widely perpetuated myth that women don't care about looks or that they aren't as visual as men. This is obviously complete bullshit. Nonetheless, white knights and beta orbiters buy into it. Why? Because of their extreme denial and coping mechanism. They can't accept that the one thing they can't change about themselves is what's holding them back from becoming sexually successful with women.
You fucking dumb piece of shit. It's omega virgins suck as yourself that believe what you said because if looks weren't everything it would be their rotten personality and their complete lack of balls that reduce them to solitude. And thats a scary concept.
One would have a to be a complete and utter shutin retard to not know that women are far FAR less visual than men.
>>24919752
How fucking inexperienced do you have to be to believe that looks are of primary importance with women?
>>24914732
>>24914838
Retard, he got a good looking GF (though not alexia) and he's pretty much chad now.
This guy BTFO /r9k/.
>>24919380
>An ugly male will be told "shut up, you're annoying" if he tries to socialize.
Are you a virgin?
>>24920140
>implying there meme quarterbacks aren't a thing
>>24914488
Being confident IS being desirable you idiot.
>>24920303
>Every high school "star quarterback" goes on to play in the NFL
John Brantley, Jeff Driskell and Treon Harris would like a word with youBeing a Gator fan is suffering
>>24920225
>their rotten personality and their complete lack of balls
>buying into the "just bee urself", "it's all about ur additude", and "man up" "you just gotta be confident bro" memes
>women are far FAR less visual than men.
Wow. You actually fell for the "gurlz like confident guyz" meme
Have fun staying delusional and coping with your involuntary celibacy. Kek, stupid autistic frogposter losers.
>>24914185
He asked out a girl. You don't do it like this. It puts you in the lower position.
He also seems to have been dancing monkey here.
this video is so fuckking cringe it hurts
>>24920340
only if you're already good looking
Attractive women won't bat an eye at you if you're average or below average looking, unless you can prove you're worth her time. Even then, she will only exploit you for your status or money.
>>24920394
Bitch, I am a perfect example that it's not a meme. You speck of shit.
Btw, how does saying that it's within your ability to change more comfortable than saying you have no chance? Are you retarded? If anything, the "IT'S ALL ABOUT LOOKS" brigade is weak and seeking comfort.
And not every ugly guy is an unkempt loser.
>>24920140
Becoming a meme is a step to trancendency
>>24914185
THESE TRIPS ARE FOR YOU ALEXA
>>24920495
Listen faggot. I know that you are either a complete shutin or the least perceptive person on this planet. You're wrong. There've been times when an absolute blob of a guy got a decent looking chick that I could've never gotten and when I improved my comfidence women's behavior changed dramatically.
You're truly despicable. How can one state such blatant falsehoods.
He cared way too much.
And he wore a fedora.
>>24920249
They are. I can see you're getting triggered. That's ok. It's a normal response for your defense mechanism to go into full denial mode when confronted with unpleasant facts.
Women practice hypergamy. They want the highest chances of survival for their offspring. This includes financial security(beta provider cukold) and Top-tier genes(Chad).
>>24920599
>How can you state such blatant falsehoods
Because we are on the internet, and speaking of blatant lies... your entire post is one big meme. Ive had enough of your tripe. Kill yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx2CUMtZ-0
We aren't birds.
>>24920599
>There've been times
Anecdotal evidence doesn't count, buddy.
>>24914185
This kid is either going to become a chad thunder cock who gets the prime non-slut stacies
Or he is already among us.
believe that a half-hearted romantic gesture would suddenly turn on a switch in stacy's brain that would make her love him in the current year of our lord ano dominii MMXV
>>24914185
hasn't he turned into a chad?
>>24920726
You see it all the time.
Yeah, they're rich, but still.
>>24918084
Uh, you don't get to have friends
>>24916414
First two panels are ultrahighdensity autism.
>draws a comic
>about Sonic
>Sonichu
>draws himself INTO the comic
>"Father"
>"girlfriend-free"
Holy fucksticks.
>>24920781
Extreme wealth is basically a free chad ticket. You can fuck goldiggers, and at that level... they sure as hell won't be ugly.
>>24920656
She looked better with the weight desu.
Chad got the raw dealraw-dog more like it
>>24920495
>only if you're already good looking
I know a very average looking guy.
He pulls sluts/whores like you wouldn't believe because his ego is almost at the point of collapsing in on itself.
>>24920656
No you fucking subhuman. Hypergamy means they want the best male possible. Best not meaning "pretty boy" but "alpha male". Both can work, but looks are not of primary importance. An average looking guy with charisma is going to beat a good looking guy with average personality Every. Single. Time.
Listen boy, I've experienced more than you have, have talked to guys having experienced more than you have. You are so full of shit, your eyeballs are brown.
>>24920902
Yeah, and I bet those sluts are ugly as hell.
We're talking about attractive women here, buddy.
>>24920902
But but but, you're just in denial. :'(
What gets me most is that guys that believe looks aren't everything are just coping, supposedly. How is that even possible? Saying "oh well, I'm not a male model, it just can't be done :(" is the greatest comfort there is.
>>24920957
He doesn't care. It's a wethole and he is just looking for pump and dump.
>>24920957
>Yeah, and I bet those sluts are ugly as hell.
Protip: your imagination ("bet") is not an argument.
>>24920957
fucking normies just say she is a horrible monster
>>24915249
she looked like a ninja she moved her head so fast
What he did wrong?
Ever heard of the term dancing monkey?
