/yg/ - Yandere General
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General topic: Tell us about your ideal partner.
I'm a grill
I guess he'd be a bit older than me, tall, fairly good looking, a bit muscular but not too much
He'd be kind and gentle and mature at first, but then show his true dark and twisted personality
A dominant possessive sadistic psychopath
What is wrong with me
>>24914190
What's so hot about a sadistic psychopath?
>>24914190
i dont get it a guy can be yandere? or whats that point of the grill post above me?
>>24914190
>Chad
ok bub
>>24914836
Anyone can be "yandere" anon.
>>24914190
How old are you?
I check all those boxes
>>24914190
So literally Chad?
Women are garbage.
>>24914190
Low self worth, you want to be treated like a worthless object like you think you are
A girl who cooks banana bread and covers it in heart shaped sprinkles to show her love.
>>24915167
Sounds stoopid.
Hello gookspooks.
>>24914978
And you should be treated like the worthless object you really are.
She doesn't exist. If she did exist at some point she probably committed suicide. I can't blame her.
>>24915241
Why you calling him gookspooks?
>>24915434
Silly nickname that changes as I see fit.
>>24915167
>banana bread
10/10
>with heart shaped sprinkles
absolutely perfect/10
I really like it when a girl puts sprinkles of different shapes on food. Bear shaped sprinkles would be cute if we were out camping in the forest, land of the bears. It would be cold and snowy outside. Her nipples would be constantly hard. We would have a tiny very warm sleeping bag that would force us to snuggle really close to each other at night.
I want to cover her naked body in sprinkles and pretend she's a delicious cake.
>>24915640
Waaait a second, this isn't floots..
And peach flavored frosting and bits of coconuts.
I'll know when I meet my ideal partner. They won't have to love me back. I'll protect them and do anything for them. For you I won't fear eternity in dark or light. I'll understand everything about you.
>camping close to one of those natural japanese hot springs while it's snowing super hard outside
>girl is topless, hard nipples constantly visible
>building snowmen and having snowball fights
>skinny dipping in the hot spring and fucking in the snow
>>24915934
>hard nipples
>>24915567
>Her nipples would be constantly hard
>>24915834
>They won't have to love me back
>I'll protect them and do anything for them
Wonderful.
>>24916032
If her nipples got too cold, she would ask me to suck them and I would warm them with my mouth.
One of those bear shaped sleeping bags could be nice. We could pretend I rescued her from a wild animal and we're using the corpse for warmth and lewd.
What happens if you stuff a foreskin full of snow??????
>>24916119
Sorry to tell you that spooks, but it sounds and looks cringy :<
>writing her love messages in the snow with piss
Having a dick is wonderful.
>>24916188
I bet your face is cringy.
She would have to keep asking to have her boobs fondled to keep them warm from the cold..
Few inches shorter than me, long hair, cute face and body, dresses well too.
If a woman's breast milk freezes, would she lactate ice cream?
>>24916270
I bet you browse /b/.
>>24916407
I bet you eat kitty litter for breakfast.
>>24916188
>implying anything spooks says can be cringy
>Stuffing a girl with my dick like an American would stuff a hamburger full of bacon and chocolate
>>24916573
http://mashable.com/2015/10/27/reeses-peanut-butter-cup-burger/#NGjG7z_D4qqH
too bad it's canadian
>>24916726
What the fuck? I thought Canadians were supposed to be healthy. This is the kind of shit they'd be serving at the heart attack grill.
>>24916795
nah, canadians are just less relevant americans.
>>24914836
No, the thing that this poster >>24914190 is describing isn't a yandere.
It's a plain psychopath, who disguises himself as a normie at first.
yandere has to genuinely flip between deredere and yanderu.
I'd like to be hurt by a sadistic psychopath. Treated like trash, beaten and abused, eventually hanged. I want to share my blood with another human being.
Hello, how is everyone today? I hope things are going well for all.
>>24916032
It is wonderful! They will be my doll no matter how they look or how human they are, but still I will see them as what they are and not in idiotic ideals. If what they want is to get their revenge on the world I'll be their warrior. If what they want is to live at peace I will be their guardian.
I'll rewire my brain.
>>24917289
Things are wonderful.
>>24917238
psychopath consciously pretending to be nice =/= yandere
>>24917342
He'd have yandere reasons for abusing me.
>>24917371
>>24917342
Psychopaths can Love too, anons.
>>24917290
>If what they want is to get their revenge on the world I'll be their warrior
I agreed with it all up until this point. I am absolutely content in cherishing them from afar but kneeling before them in this way is almost pitiful in my eyes.
>>24917418
Their emotions can be so wonked out that it's questionable whether they'd feel love like normal human beings, though.
>>24917452
How is it pitiful? It's adorable and romantic to devote your life to someone in that way.
Wouldn't it be romantic to be killed by your lover if you did something bad?
>>24917452
Getting my revenge on the world is what a part of me wants. If I come to understand my wants I will know to recognize who this person is, and I will know that they are right in their own way. If it is pitiful to kneel before a force of nature that weighs upon me, then I just have to make sure that I can stand beside them. I am not subservient, I am their Friend.
You have reason to say so and I respect your opinion and consider it with all honesty there is in my heart.
>>24913833
what is this and do girls like this shit?
>>24917632
A painful mental illness that some people fetishize.
>>24917683
tell me more. i mean it.
>>24917522
I would understand them if they did so to be honest. It would be romantic like every action done in my works with them and I'd gladly become cold knowing that they've claimed my life.
When I started dating, I used to be so paranoid that I thought maybe my man would try to fuck his own sister while I wasn't around. His own sister.
>>24917702
Google Yuno Gasai.
>>24917827
they both have reproductive systems after all
If the one I Love dies, I will come to understand them more than ever. I think I won't kill myself though.
>>24918261
>tfw person I love died
>now am an obsessive nervous wreck
>talk to them when Im feeling down
>>24917854
I honestly don't like her and dont see the connection with the post.
A woman who can sing, this one chick I orbited would sing for me and it was amazing.
>>24918325
My sorries for you would not make justice to your feelings.
>>24918609
it ok anon
I keep telling myself ill be alright
>>24918808
please enjoy the good things and don't push yourself too hard on being all right. It is ok if some things can never be quite right.
>>24919088
thats very kind of you anon; i hope you have a nice life
>>24919263
that is kind of you too
a shorter jewish struggling cynical comedian who lives in nyc and doesn't care about her long hair.
Ideally someone I can be comfortable with/around, who's heavily into music/literature, who will forcibly hug me all the time, and is more than a little bit clingy.
Is that too much?
>>24919467
No, thats actually not a lot to ask.
what the fuck is up with OP pic?
haven't posted in these threads in a while since they're just shitposting and rp.
>>24919771
How bad has it gotten? I haven't been frequenting.
At least this thread is pretty comfy.
>>24919826
yandere seems to have been redefined as blindly loving someone for years even though they don't give you the time of day. it's disgusting to read about.
>>24920240
Just because someone feels that way doesn't mean everyone should be like that, or that the whole meaning of yandere is redefined. If you love someone blindly then how can you appreciate their beauty anyways?
We need more people to join the site.
>>24915934
>skinny dipping in the hot spring and fucking in the snow
What an incredible way to induce a cardiac arrest.
>>24920297
to me yandere has never meant being a doormat romantic, but some of the people posting in these threads seem to think so.
also a lot of the time love seems to be about ignoring or downplaying the negative qualities of a person and fixating on how cute/fun/comforting/flirtatious they are, not to mention the high of having a crush on someone.
>>24920408
Could it actually be dangerous for health? I think it sounds mega cozy.
>>24920510
Yes. Going from one extreme temperature to another screws with your heart really bad. It's rolling the dice, sure, but they're not good odds.
>>24920408
Do you dig the aquabats? They're pretty radicool, if I may say so myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5SrtepUkrw
>>24920540
Then we'll bang in the sleeping bag for a bit before entering the hot spring. Then we won't go from one extreme to another.
>>24920441
I completely understand what you mean about love but yandere is a pretty flexible word, and just because someone says they like something a way doesn't mean that everything related to the subject should be the same way in their eyes. I'm sure people don't actually think that every yandere person should be a doormat romantic.
>>24920573
I think they're super-rad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-goLUhTBtrw
>>24920600
That's better. You can't give your heart to your waifu if you ruin it being an eejit.
I want to be a comfy chair for my senpai.
I want to play ball games with my qt. I would aim the ball at her tits to make them wiggle pleasantly.
>tennis without undies
tennis pennis
I want my slightly chubster qt3.14 ethnic viet gf to be super attached to me no matter what I do or say. Maybe whe's sort of simple but doesn't ask retarded questions like why they sky is blue.
>mfw I will never be fulfilled.
>>24920714
Oh god I couldn't do that. I fart all the time, I'd feel so bad just farting on them so much.
>>24921000
What kind of yandere wouldn't be honored to be farted on by the person they love? Gosh.
>>24921059
I'd rather put other various things on her than stinky gross farts.
>>24921108
Various things? Like what?
>>24921202
Kisses, semen, sweat, uhhh thats about it. I mean I guess if she had a fetish for pee, I guess I could piss on her.
>>24920827
The loser of the game would be the other's slave for the rest of the day.
yandies are dandy but liquor is quicker
>>24913833
>Tell us about your ideal partner.
One that actually loves me.
Would yandere girls like a neet like me?
>>24922647
Its depends anon, gonna need more info than that.
>>24922721
I'm ugly and personality is like talking to a wall
>>24922721
>inb4
my favorite things are anime and video games
How does one with no friends and crappy social skills talk to a girl with no friends and crappy social skills? I've found a girl who actually seems to be a loner like me, but I have no clue how to approach her.
>>24922744
get rekt senpai
>>24922765
Just do it, no meme intended
>>24922744
Jokes on you faggot I'm a fa/tg/uy so all I do all day is write fantasy stories in word for my players to follow and DM TTRPG campaigns.
Then when I'm bored I'll play video games.
>>24922742
Learn something, like an instrument or something along those lines.
>>24922744Just don't have shit taste.
>>24922800
You sound like a cool dude, keep being a cool dude.
>>24922800
i have no fuckin clue what half the shit you just wrote, means.
I'm bored how do I join hte irc?
>>24922933
And that's why we will never be friends!
>>24922962
Now now you can't go expecting relationships if you can't even make friends. You should know that /tg/ is better with a lot of different friends.
