Why does Computer Science attract so many weird, autistic mother fuckers compared to every other major?
>sit in class
>the guy a few rows ahead of me is watching Rick and Morty mid lecture
>the guy right in front of me browsing Reddit
>this one Asian is literally wearing a shirt that says, "Notice me sempai!"
>the few girls in class are all fat SJWs with short tie dyed hair
>about 3 quarters of the class honestly seems autistic
>about half the class is infatuated with shitty anime
>this one guy is always wearing the same Attack on Titan shirt every other day
>he also watches anime in class on occasion
I'm a fucking loser with no friends anymore, and I've never even held a girl's hand, but these fuckers make me feel like a normie.
Its because you go to a shit school because that was the best school your shit brain could get you into. End of discussion.
>>24913507
>I'm a fucking loser with no friends anymore, and I've never even held a girl's hand, but these fuckers make me feel like a normie.
95% of those people have had sex before. They're not nerds, they're just normalfags hopping on the "nerdy stuff is cool" bandwagon. I don't know why they'd make you feel like a normie when they have social lives and friends
>the guy a few rows ahead of me is watching Rick and Morty mid lecture
>the guy right in front of me browsing Reddit
>this one Asian is literally wearing a shirt that says, "Notice me sempai!"
>the few girls in class are all fat SJWs with short tie dyed hair
>this one guy is always wearing the same Attack on Titan shirt every other day
All of those people are gonna drop out before the second year
>>24913576
No way, I went to Illinois at U-C, which is top 10, and cs undergrads were super weird
>>24913662
Yeah, sure you did sweetheart.
>>24913679
I did bitch!!!
>>24913507
>I'm a fucking loser with no friends anymore, and I've never even held a girl's hand, but these fuckers make me feel like a normie.
jokes on you, they probably have had sex with someone because, unlike yourself, they aren't judgemental faggots who look down on others for being different
>>24913507
because when you're an autist your brain functions more like a computer does (cold, calculating) so autists tend to major in CS
this pretty much sums it up
fuk off original comment
It doesnt get much better man. I graduated from CS last year and the place I'm working at now is like 30% autistic. People are hard to fucking work with sometimes, they're always having outbursts and a massive superiority complex. At least at school you could kinda avoid them.
>>24913763
the dubs
I figure since we robots spend so much time on the computer we figure we should study our electronic digital companion.
>>24913507
>the guy a few rows ahead of me is watching Rick and Morty mid lecture
why do autistic faggots have to ruin this show
My computer engineering program is filled with old asian ladies that I've somehow befriended.
I don't even know how it happened but every time I talk with them I feel like I'm talking to my mom. Would still bang them though any day of the week.
>>24913763
Will I be alright in computer science if I'm self-driven and not autistic? I don't want to be a worthless grunt cog in the wheel.
>>24913507
>hmmm which degree should I pick?
>computer science huh
>well I do spend most of my time in front of a computer
>and I do like the word SCIENCE
>unwashed normies will look up to me like a genius
>my parents won't think I'm a fuck-up anymore
>300k starting
>might even be able to program a gf in my spare time
>alright this is the degree for me...I guess
Something like that.
>>24914021
>I don't want to be a worthless grunt cog in the wheel.
That's pretty much all that being a programmer is anymore. Of course, the same is also true for pretty much 99% of all other jobs too..
>>24913763
>make a website using Dreamweaver or some online editor, instead of programming from scratch in HTML.
He almost sounded like he knew what he was talking about.
But yeah, people who get into programming because "I'm passionate about video games" are just pure cancer.
>major in Computer Science
>What I expected: Computers and Science
>What I got: math and Nassi-Shneidermanon on pencil and paper
>>24913797
a workplace consisting entirely of autists would be a utopia
>>24914061
You could get into technical computer science, but even that is pretty cog tier. I guess the biggest fun you can have with programming is if you decide to program a code intensive videogame (such as Dwarf Fortress, or other simulation type games) without of course just copy pasting everything
My classes had a lot of normies.
![computer-nerd-300x227[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B4FfGFI.jpg "computer-nerd-300x227[1].jpg")
>>24913763
the last sentence in the second paragraph really struck a chord with me
>tfw interview for 'graduate developer' next week
>tfw I'm self-taught and don't even have a degree
>>24913507
>this one Asian is literally wearing a shirt that says, "Notice me sempai!"
That's pretty funny for an Asian. IMO
>>24914413
As long as you have examples of your work you might be ok.
>>24913507
I'm in computer science too and I've seen literally only one person watching anime, and that was the new Dragon Ball and a one-time thing.
Everyone else is either playing cards, you know, physical spades hearts etc cards, or playing heroes 3 together.
I'm slavic though so in general there's no degeneracy together.
>all these chads taking on a computer science degree for the money
>half of them fail or drop out by sophomore year
>most of the rest just google everything and memorized the buzzwords to put on their resumes and have no clue what the fuck they're talking about and will get fucked by coding job interviews
>mfw i've been coding since i was ten years old and legitimately enjoy it
>>24913507
>"Notice me sempai!"
where can i buy this ?
>>24914021
>Will I be alright in computer science if I'm self-driven and not autistic?
Sure, just try to find stuff that actually interests you and work at a decent company.
>>24914568
Oh, 4chan. Never change.
>>24914614
Dont worry i found one
http://www.zazzle.co.uk/kawaii_in_the_streets_senpai_in_the_sheets_shirts-235805040257072164
>>24914592
>^X^C\[ESC][ESC]^C
I fucking hate vi for this exact reason.
>>24914719
>not using vim all day erry day
:wq
>>24913763
>24913763
Shit. I was thinking about getting into CS because I thought it was at least a little bit less oversaturated like other fields due to growing industry, but this sort of changed my mind. What would you guys recommend I get a degree in?
>pretty much universal, could do absolutely anything
>preferably something dealing with electronics
>high GPA, IB diploma
>not much experience in any fields other than STEM, CS, and some engineering
>ideal wagekek personality, can avoid people for days just studying, so academics aren't a major issue for me
>>24914743
Do you think I'm some kind of fucking nerd faggot autist?
I use a normie/chad IDE like Atom.io.
>>24913507
>attack on titan t-shirt
fucking normies. Bet he plays League of Legends too. tired of these bullshit newfags
>>24913589
this. attack on titan is literally normie tier.
>>24914807
depends what i'm doing desu
if it's java or android or something i'll just use intellij
if it's c, ruby, python, or any web stuff i'll use vim
>>24914816
kek
90% of my school plays league, it's disgusting
>>24914802
>allowing a screenshot post on 4chan to decide your entire career direction and future.
>>24914856
I've seen similar info about CS, but never anyone with experience write about it.
I am looking for alternatives, not complete guidance.
>>24914884
There's good and bad jobs in every field.
Although an industry that is full of betas and nerds is going to have its fair share of problems.
Is A+ Certified even legit to get a job? I have a friend that goes on about it but hasn't even done it yet
Because they're the type of nerds that spend all their time on computers either way. Too bad I didn't major CompSci (not that anyone would hire a black female for a technical job)
>>24914949
are you kidding
with all the diversity initiatives you'd be guaranteed a job opening and probably get a full ride anywhere
>>24914962
Yeah, you'd be major tax deduction to them.
>>24913507
>be freshman
>CS 1 is full of autistic people, and math majors who need a computer credit
>need money and resume building
>sign up for undergraduate research
>get hired
>everyone else in CS undergrad research is actually pretty cool, despite CS being a bunch of spergs
>they think i'm cool and funny
>ICouldGetUsedToThis.jpg
The only shit part is that there are no qts, but hey at least i'll sitting on a fat salary come graduation.
>>24913507
I'm too retarded for Computer science. I have an assignment to make a text based rpg java game but I don't understand a thing.
>>24913507
Your school seems shitty. The majority of guys in my upper level CS classes are cool, but awkward people, and all the sjws got weeded out in the first 2 years. The girls that are left all are very intelligent and actually like math and computer shit.
The only negative is thatthere are a ton of chinkys
>tfwI'm a chinky
>>24915555
>quads
OP was pretty spot on with my class, but this is still the 2nd year, and I could tell that quite a few people are starting to get weeded out ever since we got into basic data structures.
>>24914884
Nice backpedal, but on one believes you. You've outed yourself as someone dumb enough to take career advice from a /b/ thread.
