http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/480520/Mason-Scott-Cox-wood-chipper-first-day-job-US-news
>>24912931
> literally dying for a minimum wage job
Thus is the fate of those who heed not the wisdom of pepe
This is a b tier thread
And here I am making 3x what he was probably making, chilling in an office and bullshitting with coworkers about football. I can't imagine I spend more than 3 or 4 hours actually working.
>>24912931
he got zero training. guaranteed.
>Retarded person gets killed for being retarded.
Lmao.
I worked by a woodchipper in a big puffy jacket for days at my job, you have to be a complete fucking retard to die to one.
Hold on, going to find that webm of a guy that slips and falls into a trash compactor.
>>24913001
Tfw all this wagekek shit actually made me quit my job to live the neetlife and I'm even more miserable than before.
>>24912931
The media is biased as fuck. I can't believe they literally used a picture from that guy's graduation, while using such an unflattering picture of the woodchipper.
>>24913055
Find plox. On my way to a nightshift at mcdonalds and need to see some one doing worse than me
>>24913074
It's true. The Jews hate woodchippers and smear them every chance they get.
>>24913090
Not the webm but this is it.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=91d_1438076926
>>24913074
they should have used this. End biased reporting
>>24913058
>he took 4chan memes seriously
But really, NEET life is much better unless you have a great job pulling in a ton of cash.
>>24913112
I feel really bad for that guy. He didn't even try to fight it he just accepted his death
>>24913074
They also used a horizontal feed chipper which I'm sure wasn't what killed him, you would have to be a literal fucking retard to get killed by a horizontal chipper, it's the big vertical chippers that can be dangerous.
>>24912931
>sucked into a wood chipper
>dragged into a wood chipper
>pulled into a wood chipper
These normies are relentless.
You cannot make this shit up
>>24913112
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=91d_1438076926
why is that even a thing?
>>24912931
At least his suffering is over.
>>24912931
At least the media always gives us tits. This is literally on that same page of that kid's death.
>>24913188
>Feeling bad for someone that self inflicted their death.
Why would you get between the fucking trash and the compactor?
>>24912931
>sucked into a wood chipper
nah, he realized he was a cuuck and decided to end it all.
>implying he didn't jump in voluntarily
>>24913074
Wagie was a good boy, he dindu nuffin.
>>24913188
I know what the hell how can you be that calm?
Holy shit, imagine going into a woodchipper. That's fucking brutal. Then, on top of that, his guts and blood were fucking sprayed all over and someone had to clean out the back of the truck. Jesus Christ.
>>24913160
I'm on a permitted work scheme where the gov' has admitted most workplaces are unsuited to employing the mentally ill.
So I work 2 or 3 days a week and attend college. The other two days I do jack with but don't have to worry about working full time.
Luckily I do enjoy my job but it couldn't ever offer full time work.
>>24913188
>>24913456
Pretty sure he knocked himself out when he fell backwards several feet and smashed the back of his skull.
I'm really not sure why is was so important for him to rummage around in that trash pile right then, poor idiot.
>>24913044
You don't need training to load a wood chipper, I used to do the same kind of work and it's literally just toss the stuff towards it and let the machine do the work
>>24913285
That picture needs a blacked logo on it
>>24913793
That girl doesn't look white, though. She's like asian or latina.
Isn't there usually a kill switch around the opening?
It's like a bar you pull
>>24912931
I saw that on normiebook yesterday, familia. Still kinda haunted me into today
Did he slowly feel it or was it a quick death? They said the other workers saw when it was too late, after seeing why the chipper was fucking up. I can't imagine what kind of sight that is for them too, holy fuck.
>not having a voice recognizing kill switch when someone is screaming in pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-x9Zh9atA0
Wood chippers are ice cold mang
>>24913644
Hah youre probably right, so tired that it didnt even occur to me. Who knows, maybe he was trying to rearrange it to go in easier? Probably one of those jobs where you become complacent or think itll never happen to you
>>24913847
Everyone girl needs to be blacked though.
>>24912931
I worked a summer job this past summer and pretty much all we did was cut down trees and use the chipper. They're scary as fuck. my second bundle of branches that I put in took a hold of my hand, but i was smart enough to shake that fucker as hard as I could to keep my hand from being pulled in. Theres supposed to be shutoff levers everywhere on those things, but that looks like an old model which are not safe at all.
For those who dont know, the inside of a chipper is a giant fucking spinning drum with blades that are sharpened on the regular. The durm spins fast enough to shave the wood into chips. I can't imagine the excruciating amount of pain he would have been in. I truly from the bottom of my heart hope he died quickly.
>>24913285
what's going on here? hyh
>>24913285
Literally chimps pulling down a girls top, I see no difference than any average black club photo.
>>24914575
>my second bundle of branches that I put in took a hold of my hand,
How is that possible? The brand got caught on your clothing or something?
>>24912931
Im having a hard time imagining how something like this would happen
youre just tossing branches into a chipper... how do you get so caught in one that you cant break free? doesnt make sense to me
