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Literally have nothing to do until my mom comes and picks me up from my dorm for winter break. All my shit is packed up. So, AMA. Doesn't matter what, I'll answer it.
Why would anybody give a shit about you. Anyways, how old are you?
>>24911697
What do you think of gay classical art?
Why haven't you fucked your mom yet?
>>24911715
I don't expect anyone here gives a shit about me, I just wanted to ask questions out of left field to entertain myself, there's nothing wrong with that. And I'm 20 years old sir.
>>24911722
I don't mind it.
>>24911763
My mom is not attractive to me, and my step-dad is my bro so I wouldn't violate the code anyways.
>>24911697
What do you think about this picture
>>24911697
If nobody would ever find out, would you fuck boipucci?
>>24911811
Kind of creepy, but not altogether unpleasant.
>>24911826
Only if it was a god-tier trap.
OP why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>24911697
whats yer major famalama
>>24911875
I'm not a real robot, more of a failed normie, so there's hope, not to mention even if I was a robot, I'd still have the pleasure of being comfy.
>>24911893
Marketing/International Business
Are you virtuous? What do you want to do before you die? (broadly please)
Would you rather be incredibly wealthy ($100+ million) and never be able to have sex with a woman, or have every woman attracted to you and wanting to have sex with you but only have an income of $25,000 a year for life?
>>24911981
I would say that I am only virtuous so far that I've not had the opportunity in life to be /mischief/. Before I'd die I'd like to go visit some countries in Europe, publish a novel, find a short, thick qt3.14 to impregnate and have twin girls whom I will name Summer and Autumn.
>>24911697
Do you support national socialism?
>>24912070
Solid.
>>24912059
Depends on what you mean by "every". If you just mean women generally find me attractive and will go out with me if I ask and it doesn't take much effort, I would take the 25,000, since I am very frugal to begin with. If you mean every woman literally though, I'll pick the hundred million since that would be a nightmare, not being able to go anywhere without women trying to jump on my dick.
How fucked up am I for picking a major in college based on job opportunities rather than my passion?
>>24912072
No.
This comment is pretty original, desu senpai.
>>24912163
Not very. I did the same thing.
>>24911811
In relation to this picture, OP: you're gonna be stranded in an island for 4 years with food and supplies and stuff and you can choose your companion: a mermaid or a reverse mermaid
Which do you choose?
Correct answer:reverse mermaid because this is r9k
>>24912204
>mermaid
>will bitch at you when you can't provide food for her
>reverse mermaid
>cool fish bro with legs
the answer is obvious
If you could snap your fingers and be transported to a room with thousands of girls lying with their legs spread open, and you could fuck as many of them as you want at anytime, wouldn't that be pretty cool?
>>24912204
The mermaid. I'd just have her go get help and get me off the island.
>>24912244
I agree. That would be pretty cool.
