>Hey, it's me, we met at the New Year's party a year ago! You were pretty drunk, maybe you don't even remember me, but here we are!
Wrong door lady, i have never been in party.
>>24911585
I live with my parents.
Bye bye. All the best!
>>24911585
I slept through the last New Year's eve, so that couldn't have happened.
>>24911585
oh cool, hi, is this your mom?
>>24911585
Miss(?), leaving my room is an extremely rare event, let alone leaving it at new year's.
Have a nice day.
>>24911585
Been impotent for more than 5 years. Take it to court, see what happens slut.
I'm pretty sure i'd remember fucking a wheelchair
>>24911585
Which one of my friends went tranny?
>parents see her
>Oh anon we are so happy you weren't gay after all and you even fulfilled our dream of grandkids!
>Come on, let her in!
>>24911585
I spent my New Year's eating delivery pizza and watching the Twilight Zone marathon. You got the wrong guy lady.
>>24911585
So you found out where I lived and flew from spain to california. I'm impressed if anything.
why is the lil niggas eyes blue?
I fucking hate babies. the shit eating smirk on it's ugly face "I can do whatever I want and get away with it". I hate how they are so helpless and stupid. FUCK BABIES
Oh, I'm sorry, I've never been to a party in my life, much less within a year
Also, if you don't mind me asking, who is the father of this white child?
I know I'm half white, but insinuating that this child is mine seems to be stretching it quite a bit.
"Heil Hitler! A pure white baby at long last. Come woman, together we shall raise him the aryan way!"
"A-Actually I th-think th-this is the wrong h-house"
Problem Solved
I haven't been to a party in 6 years
That's a really cute baby tbqh
>>24911585
I cave both of their skulls in and live the rest of my life running away from the police.
>>24911585
That's cute baby tho, can't possibly be mine.
>>24911874
>Good, now that I'm in, here are my terms
>No visitation. You come near me or my kid and I'll say that you abused/raped me and the kid
>You WILL pay child support, or I'll get them to throw your ass in jail
>You WILL legally give up your rights to any kind of custody or seeing him ever again
>Do I make myself clear?
>>24912422
>aww~ young love is so cute and innocent
>come on anon, say yes!
>>24911585
Get the fuck off my porch
I aint white bitch so that baby isn't mine
>>24911585
"Fuck your shit nigger"- General Hans Oster
>>24911585
Nice try bitch but you will have to find someone else to take care of that parasite for you.
