Do you ever wish you had boobs, r9k/? They look like they would be a fun to have.
>>24911518
>tfw you have man tits
>>24911518
Nah man, funbags are for females. They're a female weakness.
>>24911518
They're inconvenient too
You can't see your feet when walking on stairs
>350lbs
>huge man boobs
I don't wish this upon the worst person in the world.
>>24911518
Fuck. This is the first time I've been turned on by a trap. Is it happening? Is this place turning me gay?
nah, sign of inferiority
but it would be fun for a few hours a guess
>>24911518
omg source pls
No, I'd much rather play with someone else's boobs and dick.
>>24911518
I would pound her/him/it from behind so hard their legs would be numb
>>24911671
same
this one is particularly feminine thoughjust ignore the penis
Detachable boobs might be fun for turning on straight guys but they seem like a real pain in the ass otherwise. Plus with boobs I don't think I'd be able to date gay guys so what's the point?
>>24911850
>ignoring the best part
?????????
>>24911518
Sauce please I need this for reasons
>>24912053
What kind of reasons?
i have seriously considered buying these from aliexpress or something
>>24911682
Thailand, Bangkok, Nanaplaza, Bar Obssession. For the Night 2500-3500 Baht
>>24912803
Nigger i wanna masturbate not go on a fucking vacation.
>>24912947
stop that stupid wanking, unless you'r a wee man, pal.
Asian men are amazing.
>>24911518
I do wish I had some. I'm not good enough looking to pull them off though, so it'd just be awful looking.
>>24913005
>stop wanking
sorry senpai
never happening
I have boobs, they're fun to have.
>>24914498
are you a real girl?
>>24912803
Check travel agencies, prices plummet because of global instability. I can travel to to bangkok if I save up neetbucks for three months. I can afford this. I hahahaha ca hahaha afford this!!!
OMG it exists and I can fuck it, I can actually afford to fuck this!!! Oh my god!!!
>Anon, do you want to be my boyfriend forever?
>>24915630
After dating, talking about mutual interests, she giving you some great thai-massage, finaly comes the moment:
>Well, this is me...
Who wants to be a man with tits? lmao
>>24911682
Your dads asahole senpai
>>24914541
yea, with real boobs, boyfriend loves them, I play with them idly often.
>>24915674
>she
bloxcocks
>>24915805
>Yeah, I'm a girl with a dick. Do you have a problem with that?
>>24916183
>I have a dick, but it is a very small dick, I'm sure you have a bigger dick?
>Thai
literally AID's
I always wish I had boobs
>>24916269
why god put her arms on backwards
>>24911518
Look at that shy little fat piglet cock leaning shyly on her soft thigh
real men suck their princesses cock
>>24916346
>princesses cock
familia
>Common anon, you're not afraid of a little dick are you? I'm just a tiny little thai girl. With an itsy bitsy penis, common, show me yours. Omg, you're white, yours is probably so big.
>>24916183
>Yeah, I'm a gir-
mmhmm
Anon, before we go up to your room, how would you react if you found out I had a penis? Would you still love me?
>Yeah sure, but it's just a little penis, common let's do it!
>It's yours if you want it Anon-kun
>ISIS and planes
>Bad times for tourism
>Salary comming up
Tuesday I could literally afford jumping on a plane to bangkok, living there a week in a double room hotel, and buying several ladyboy prostitutes. LITERALLY!
>Put it in me Anon, Put it in me. I want you inside, I yearn for you with all of my ass.
Future plans
>Getting married
>Have children
>Have a cat that looks exactly like the one that died in traffic when I was 8
or
>Get that thai ladyboy housemaid I've always wanted
>Get children from a surrogat
>Get that cat again, because that is really fucking important.
Decisions decisions...
At first I asked myself: Could I love a girl despite her having a penis. Now I ask myself: Could I make it through life without ever knowing what such a love would be like?
>>24911518
please don't, they hurt and bras are a pain in the ass to buy
Transgenderism is an important way for integrating arab, asian and african people into our society. Trump should look into that, all those boys making trouble have gender dysphoria and needs to be put on meds and powerfull sissy hypnosis asap!
>>24916997
That black girl could have been trapped in the wrong body, be in the getho making all kinds of mischief, but we saved her! God bless America, let's hope we find a way to help more young arab, asian, mexican and black boys to transtition, so that they too can find a way to serve our society.
>>24911518
Whats her name?
Preemptive blox
>>24911518
Judging from the angle she can't be a tall girl, tiny little asian girl, me big strong white guy. I need to take great care. She is such a delicate flower with a little piggy penis.
Arabian niiiiiiights
Kill all of the kiiiiikes
But some female arabs
Have boobs, balls and shaft
Underneath her niqab
>>24911518
>tfw no small trap with a big cock to make me a slave
;_;
>>24917145
>me big strong white guy
more like small weak cucckold cumskin kek
Common guys, you can't have a girlfriend AND a vagina. What is the point of that??? You need contrast, kinks andnuances. Like a really hot feminine girl, with just a massive veiny masculine cock. THAT IS SO HOT!
>>24918000
Imagine fucking that HOT dickgirl and feeling the delicious sexualy energy flow through you both as she cums all over both of your bodies. Her warm love jizz.
>>24918037
Imagine all of that being pumped inside of you or all over your face and then she slaps you with her cock when she's done, wipes her cum off her dick with some paper towels and tells you to use the same ones to wipe your face off.
>>24918000
name on this girl?
>>24918081
It's okay because it's just girl , it probably tastes like sugar and spice. It's a high sign of affection.
>>24918081
Don't be a pussy, it's just a girls cum, her love jizz. It is fun and a part of the mating ritual to let your girl cum a little on you. It's just natural. It is your receipt, you made her cum.
Besides, nothing wrong with bottoming for dickgirls, that's not gay. Some girls have penises, get over it familj.
They'd reduce my aerodynamocity
>>24911518
>I should buy myself a thai ladyboy housemaid
>Asian genes make her stay young longer
>Boy makes on hormones make her young longer
>Get a young one with great potential
>Pay her meds and surgery
>Use psychology to raise her to be very loyal
>Force her to keep penis
>Make her get vagina when I want that
>I could get her when I'm 45
>I'll be impotent before she is unattractive
>By then I'll just have children
>Get kids from surrogat mother
>She will raise them for me to feel more woman
>I can just kick back and relax
>Spread my genes
>Not die alone
>best investment ever
>This is fucking genious
>I don't have to worry until I'm 45
Everything might go better than expected.
Is it hard to import a thai dickgirl to have as my personal maid and bedroom lover?
>then i saw the dick
>>24918580
Worst part of it is, I know I'm gonna feel totally different after I'm done masturbating. But right now all I really want is a healthy relationship with a cute azn dickgurl, with lots of sex! I can't imagine living with a girl with no penis! I mean seriously, no penis! How boring is that?
>>24912249
can I buy something like this in a sexshop? I want to see how boobs feel like
it's close enough to reality right?
