Shit guys I think the FBI is watching this board today. We have to be on our best behavior, everyone act natural.
my dad works for the NSA
he might see this post
Hi dad
Did somebody threaten a mass shooting or post pictures of nekkid kidz again?
>>24910538
Just more green frogs today as usual, FBI-san, don't take any notice of it!
>>24910538
shieeeeeeeeeeeet
hi FBI
>>24910538
i swear officer i dindu nuffin :'(
>>24910538
kill me officer
>>24910764
HE A GUUD BOI OFFICA
i'm not in murica, but if i say shit here does the fbi report it to my local authorities?
AAAAWWWWW SHIIIITTTT NIGGGGAAAAAAACall the cops, I don't give shit.
>tfw only fbi officer likes your post bu he cannot reply
>tfw no (You)s for you
You guys are alright. Don't go to the loo tomorrow.
mkay mkay
FBB DON"T BOTHER ME
Hey, FBI, how do I cheat my way to having a better credit score.
>REEEEEEEEEE
what up
>>24911291
>below 800
lel poorfag
You know it's very possible that every post you've ever made on 4chan is cataloged in some online profile some intelligence agency has on you, alongside any social media you have, your internet history, google searches etc...
>tfw FBI senpai will never notice you
>>24911466
poor workers who have to read the shit on 4chan
I swear I was just holding it for a friend, sir, that's not my CP collection I promise
>>24911550
I feel like it would require a special task force of people who used to frequent the site.
>Dave, we got a threat of s mass shooting
>Nah pham, he's just memeing
>>24911550
In online intelligence gathering, nobody needs to manually "read" anything.
It's compiled automatically by algorithms for ease of access if and when it's ever needed.
>>24911466
Doesn't matter, nobodies gonna look through all that shit unless your running for president or are a suspected terrorist or some shit.
