at home on a friday night?
god you're pathetic
Okay.Originality to the max
Ran into a fuck buddy at the store that i haven't seen in a while, she's coming over tonight and we're going to get sweaty.
Until then i shitpost.
Tonight I'm going to play video games, watch cartoons, eat cereal and ice cream cake.
Then I'll watch reruns of Seinfeld while eating leftover beans and rice.
Is this not the dream?
I-I'm going out tomorrow night! Leave me alone!going to me local with some friends who are just as pathetic as I am to drink ale and feel sorry for ourselves
>having friends
Ascending beyond the need for human contact is the mark of a truly transcendent robot.
I just woke up anon. I'm still I'm bed
>>24910161
Works Christmas party tomorrow. Hungover me drinks way too fast to compensate. Won't end well
>>24910161
It's afternoon right now.
>>24910161
Two of my coworkers are coming over to smoke weed. One of them is a cute grill that I have a crush on, and that I'm pretty sure has a crush on me. This is my chance to leave cybordom.
My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known - no wonder, then, that I return the love.
I know anon, you don't have to remind me every week
>>24910161
I see these threads way too often.
time is really flying by
B-but I have to work tomorrow.
I made my plans for Sunday.
>>24910266
Goddamn, rice and beans sounds good. My room mate promised to cook up some steaks tonight, but he's already passed out drunk upstairs. Feels hungry, man.
>>24910161
I know. My only friend turned down hanging out, and I know he has nothing better to do either. At least I tried. Guess I'll watch a movie or something. I need a distraction. Seems a little late to open my new bottle of scotch.
Stupid dykes
I don't really wanna go out tonight. I'm dead tired from yesterday and still kinda hungover. Besides I think I lost a friend's bike, but then again why the fuck would someone lend his bike to a black out drunk dude who can barely walk.
its like my tenth consecutive friday at home..
>>24910161
Instead of lauhing maybe come over? Nvm, gotta work on work
>>24910266
better than my plans, i'm genna drink till i can't feel feelings
Girlfriend is studying for her exams, so I'm just sitting our office, shitposting on /r9k/ and occasionally watching over the ham roast in the oven.
Fuck off anime bitches,
>>24913899
>Fuck off anime bitches
get money
But i have work tomorrow
>>24913899
Why do you think you're a robot if you have a gf and you're sufficiently wealthy that you can spend lavishly on such ostentatious displays of wealth as buying and entire ham for two people.
>>24913899
wew you are so cool,
shitposting on le r9gag
I wish
Group project, don't want to do it
Fuck off I went out last night. Besides it not even four pm here, I have time.
>>24910161
Tell me something I don't know, anime girls.
>tfw work in 4 hours
>tfw there was a workplace injury on the crew I was on yesterday
>tfw worried I'm gonna get fucked
>>24910390
Aww
>>24914134
ham is pretty cheap and it lasts for a long time, honestly it's a fairly economic meal
of course it is literally the white devils poison and the grossest thing one could ever eat. . . .
>>24910161
Please stop hurting my feelings.
you're sticking your hand in the fire that is ROBOT9001
but i work tomorrow
>>24914627
He's right
You know robots dont play
but it's my grandma's home
