Why did you miss out on teen sex?
I didn't. It was alright.
I'm still 18.
I have a good 1 or 2 years so that I can finally experience it... probably... maybe... please?
>>24910155
Because Chad always took the girls I had crushes on
>>24910184
same, what do we do bro
how do we get in on this
Because I am ugly.
Being an ugly guy means no sex.
I'm 20 and got my first bj from a 19yo yesterday. Did I have teen sex?
>>24910195
>having "crushes"
do people really do this IRL? I thought it was a japanese-comics thing
Because I don't want to lose my virginity
I was a Mor(m)on
Didn't ditch the lifestyle until just before my missionwhen I found out the whole magic undies thing not a rumor at all
>>24910155
I didnt. Got to college and woke up every morning to a girl rubbing my clock because she called it her special alarm clock.
Literally best time of my life.
I had a gf for like a year when I was 16, but she was pretty frigid so she turned down my sexual advances. She promised me one day we could have sex but she suddenly moved away and we broke up before we had the chance. Haven't found a girl like her since. Then around 18-19 I realised women were shitty people and that I was a massive beta (who my ex mostly dated out of pity), so I stopped bothering all together.
Went to a shit-tier school. I became repulsed by sex around the age of 13 when my mother began fucking her boyfriend who I disliked in the room next door and people at school sacrificed their innocence and gentleness for the sake of appearing mature and highly sexual.
>>24910198
I'm also 18
I dated a girl for a while but she didn't want to make physical contact because she was incredibly self conscious... How do we get the prime puss
I moved to a different area, had no friends so i had to start fron the bottom of the social ladder, i had no chance.
OP, how old is that girl in the pic?
>>24910155
I technically didn't since I lost my birginity at 18 but by that age all the girls have been fucked by 3 or 4 different guys and have given countless blowjobs.
So yeah, I would say I missed out on teen sex. REAL teen sex is with fit, tight-bodied 14-15 year old girls who have no experience. Unfortunately only Chad gets to experience those pleasures
>>24910155
>Why did you miss out on teen sex?
i didnt.
>>24910383
She was 16 when that picture was taken.
>>24910383
18;)this is just so that the robot lets me post. Dunno what it even means but my comment was too low in content or something
by being a pretentious edgelord on my own some
>>24910383
Shoo FBI, shoo!
>>24910155
Source on that girl op
shes really cute
got any more?
I was (still am) a shy, fat guy. Talking to people freaked me out, physical contact with both sexes freaked me out, doing anything social freaked me out. Nobody wants someone like that.
>>24910155
I was shy and fat. I'm in shape now but still cripplingly shy.
>I'm 18
>I still have a chance but it won't work because I can't talk to the opposite sex, and idk how to keep a conversation going.
tbqh why even live senpai.
>>24910218
it's really common
I never had one, nor have i ever felt attraction, but *everyone* I've spoken to had crushes
>>24910383
who cares?
original comment
rejected girls cause high standards
now im alone
>>24910586
this, in HS I only wanted the cheerleaders
>>24910600
>tfw never wanted cheerleaders
>just wanted an average girl and do average things
>>24910586
Discovering anime in my mid-teens really skewed my standards for girls. When I went through my weeb phase I was only interested in "kawaii!!XD" girls, and ended up scaring people off by being a cringey faggot. It's fucked me over now that I'm in my 20's.
>>24910213
No, because you only got a bj
No, because you're not a teen. Where do you hear teen into twenty?
>>24910268
Can you tell us more? I like stories like this.
>>24910681
Honestly 18/19 shouldn't count either. Prime teen sex is sophomore through senior year of high school.
>>24910705
does it count if i am in my mid twenties and fucking a 16 year old? :^)
>>24910261magic undies?
>>24910724
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment
>>24910723
Counts for her. You're just kind of a creepy guy to most people. Not judging you tho. Good on you, anon.
>>24910155
All the girls in my hs only wanted 6`4 extroverted overcomfident chads
i lost my virginity with a 19yo when i was 18 does that still count.
doesn't feel like it counts.
I had sex when I was 18 but the grill was 21, is that teen sex? I'm trying to remember my second, maybe she was a teen....
I didn't
> (originality)^2/3
I was a long-haired autist for the entirety of my teenage years, so no girl ever showed interest in me.
I didn't pursue any girls either because I thought I was content to spend all my life playing video games.
Half a year on from getting a normie haircut and I still have not had any luck, but at least I feel I have a chance now.
>>24910815
16/17 is like the prime age where you can brag about getting pussy. Any older than that and it's really not impressive.
>>24910261
I had a friend who became a mormon missionary, I miss him a lot
>why did you miss out on teen sex
I didnt. Thank god. I dont even want to think about about what life would be like any other way
>>24910182
>>24910213
>>24910268
>>24910293
>>24910328
>>24910396
>>24910401
>>24910433
>>24910815
>>24910872
Get the fuck out now, you fucking normies
>>24910312
Human sexuality disgusts me.
Sex is literally a man rubbing his phallus inside a sweaty hole until his phallus squirts out white goo.
The only reason it feels good is to mask how disgusting the act truly is. There must be no God, because if there was why would he make human creation dependent on such a foul activity?
>>24910697
Are you a kuck?
>highschool and 16
>qt that wanted my dick badly
>never followed through on her advances
>20 year old and still kissless virgin
lmao
>>24911036
No.
I'd just like to know what it's like, for someone else to enjoy your company and appreciate your existence. Stuff like that.
>>24910723
how'd you do it? greentext?
>>24911059
this desu kek familia sempai
>>24911004
Calm down Reddit, you'll get yours someday too. Just be yourself or whatever.
>>24911142
>is a normie
>tells me to go back to reddit
>>24910155
it always upsets me when I see super cute girls having sex
>>24911156
>I totally fit in here haha check these memes I downloaded last week!
im gay and bashful
I didn't, but I'll be alone forever now
>>24911235
this might be better for you
reddit.com/r/4chan
>>24910155
>Age 12-15
Had a lot of girls who showed interest, but I was too socially retarded to take hints.
>Age 15-18
Still socially retarded, and started putting on a lot of weight that kept adding up gradually.
>Age 18-20
Started trying to lose the weight but was way too fat to look decent before my teenage years were over
I don't think its too late yet though, I've seen a shit ton of teenage girls who hook up with guys 10 years older than them.
>>24911282
>I've seen a shit ton of teenage girls who hook up with guys 10 years older than them.
and how do these guys go about doing that?
>>24911239
Wtf is with all these faggots here. You have your own board, fuck off.
>>24910155
Teen sex was boring I had more fun in my early 20s. girls don't want to have sex in their teens they just want to be used like sluts or they get emotional and think sex is the key to getting to your attention/money/status. I almost always picked playing sports over hooking up with girls and even when I dated I would just masturbate to the thought of knowing I could fuck her instead of going over and having awkward wrestling matches with a tree branch.
>short
>fat
>autism
>glasses
>acne
>nerd
take your pick
![For+us+that+lift+nothing+is+heavier+than+feels+_ce6c2481127a8dbf20a930df765cf732[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XodEWTM.jpg "For+us+that+lift+nothing+is+heavier+than+feels+_ce6c2481127a8dbf20a930df765cf732[1].jpg")
>>24911396
>and even when I dated I would just masturbate to the thought of knowing I could fuck her
this feel hit me like a wall of bricks
>>24910155
>no where to do it
>no condoms available
>abortion is illegal
thats pretty much it
Was fat and ugly, still fat and ugly. I also have a small dick and will probably never have sex.
>>24911335
pls advise
.
>>24911396
>I would just masturbate to the thought of knowing I could fuck her instead of going over and having awkward wrestling matches with a tree branch.
God, this anon speaks the truth. Never romanticise teen sex, robots, it's almost always like that.
>>24911385
/lgbt/ is full of normies and tumblrtard tranny cultists
>extreme assburgers and couldn't talk to grils
>parents made me run cross country so i was a 130lb sickly skeletor
>5'6 manlet because poor nutrition and always sleep deprived
>school was minority white and i'm against race mixing
>no way i could have brought them to my house because my room was just a bunk bed and dresser and my parents were embarrassing
>no car
>poor as dirt because no job
>didn't want a gf because fapped every day
hmmmmm
>>24911335
They look good and are socially gifted, that's about it.
>Be me sitting outside a grocery store with Chad friend
>Teenage girl comes up and asks if he could buy cigarettes for her
>He says he'll do it in exchange for her number
>She gives him a really big smile and says sure
>mfw he was 20 and she 15
>mfw he smashed that
Also note that she specifically asked him, even though either of us could had done it.
>>24910648
I'm pretty sure it's at least partly anime's fault for making me attracted to anything with a cute face. I thought it was just desperation, but then I realized I could still be repulsed pretty easily.
>tfw had regular teen sex for 3 years till she dumped me last weekend
I started having sex at 12 and had it throughout my teenage years. Now I wouldn't mind having sex but am trying to transcend the need for partnership and dependence.
>>24910155
The same reason I am going to die a loney virgin
>>24911650
>didn't want a gf because fapped every day
this has been the sole reason I've had no gf. ever since I discovered how to fap I've had no use for females
i'm 27, i missed out on any kind of youthful sex
>>24911664
>tfw look good but socially retarded
J U S T
>>24911664
how did he go from getting a number to smashing?
Because I had a small dick and didn't want anyone to tell about it or laugh at it.
Still have that mentality
Someone help me
>>24910697
What more is there to say. She enjoyed playing with the D
Taking showers with her and she would make sure my penis was clean. Whenever I kissed her she made sure to press against my boner. College beds are small so naked spooning with dick between ass cheeks was the norm. When playing games whenever I was winning she would start giving me a blowjob to distract me.
You ever cum from having your balls massaged for an hour. Its quite the experience.
Shed sit on my lap whenever she got the chance and would try to give me a boner so that I couldnt get up and shed get to sit there for longer. She also let me touch her whenever and how ever I wanted. Well no anal stuff but really I didnt want her touching my anus so Id say we were even.
Well, you see, I haven't missed out. I just haven't had it yet. Believe me, I'm going to have sex with plenty of teenage girls before I die.
Yep. I will definitely rape some little girls if it comes to that. There's no way in hell that I'm going to eat dirt without taking what is rightfully mine.
>>24911854
I think you wouldn't care about fapping anymore if we met.
>>24911923
>Shed sit on my lap whenever she got the chance and would try to give me a boner so that I couldnt get up and shed get to sit there for longer
boner activated
>>24911876
As proven by Beta Chad, it doesn't really matter if you are socially retarded.
Besides, teenage girls are very likely to be too busy dropping their spaghetti all over the place to notice that you are socially retarded.
>>24911863
go out there and fuck some 30 sumthing slut
you dip
>>24911970
w-why not?
>>24911854
A girl is a lot better. Its a lot easier to enjoy it when can use both hands to feel a girls ass and breast while she takes care of your penis.
Nothing feels better than a two handed hand job while shes sucking on it.
>>24911959
Eliot is that you
>>24911999
>just go out and have sex bro
>>24911923
Thanks anon. Stuff like this is one of the reasons I still come to this board. Doesn't make me feel so alone.A-anything more, maybe?
because circumcisiontrauma
the jews won
I was too busy practicing for girls with my friends. By time I got around to having actual sex with girls I wasn't a teen anymore. :(
>>24912020
but when I fap I don't have to interact with anyone
>>24910763
>>24910723
not only that but also when you're in your 20s you feel nowhere near the same as you felt as a teen, body wise (hormones and stuff) as well as mental wise. so no it doesn't count.
Why did you miss out on preteen sex?
>>24912125
You cant give yourself a blowjob. When I first got one it blew my mind. She basically wrapped her tongue around the tip and treated it like a lollipop. I didnt even know the tip of the penis was sensitive before a girl. Too used to rubbing the shaft.
Because I don't got the looks or personality
>>24912043
faggot
im not going to give some speech about how need to better yourself and shit just go out there and try literally billions of females out there
because i'm an ugly autist and i didn't talk to anyone from like freshman year to senior year basically :^)
>>24911923
uncircumcised male detected
>>24912064
how the fuck do posts like that not crush your soul? you missed out on all this and will never be able to experience this again as a young collegekek.
>>24912180
>You cant give yourself a blowjob.
speak for yourself.
>>24910155
>Why did you miss out on teen sex?
I didn't. It's her.
>>24911910
I have no idea, but I would assume it was either him being persuasive, her wanting to be mature or alcohol.
>>24912208
who's to say that he might not experience this at a later point of his life why do we get so hung up on shit like this
>>24912208
>uncircumcised
No. But Im curious why you think that
>>24912208
>>24912274
THIS IS NOW A CUT VS UNCUT THREAD
i need the OP's female
>>24912180
>You cant give yourself a blowjob.
Ofcourse you can, you just need to be flexible and have a pretty big wang.
>>24912180
but that still involves interacting with another human being, which I despise having to do
>>24911428
Last three aren't that bad on there own
I couldn't make any friends, let alone a girlfriend. I was too fucking weird and I almost want to say scary to people. It's not that I was big, it's that my personality was so odd/stupid that everyone tended to avoid me.
Now that I'm in my 20's and have a stable job I attract really weeby teen girls. Most of them end up depressed but they fuck well and love well. So at least I get the important part of teen sex. It helps that I also still look like a teen.
>>24912208
because even though i'll never be able to experience this, I can still fantasize about it
fantasy > reality
>>24910155
Only gay guy I knew was some jackass that now has poopy tattoos and smokes cigarettes and all that. He was an asshole and we're not friends, so it's all good.
>>24912401
>I attract really weeby teen girls
how do you meet them?
>>24912371
When that person only brings you the most amazing feeling in the world you wont despise it. Youd honestly have to be gay not to want to ejaculate while rubbing a pair of tits and ass.
>>24911428
I had all of this, and 10 years later I still have it
>mfw
>>24911521
with all that ff are you underage or not?
I bet I could beat up that girl in OP's pic one on one easily
>>24912208
>how do posts like this not crush your soul
I think I'm too numb to this brand of soul-crushing.
There was an anon that would spam /mu/ with threads about what it's like to have a qt gf that loves you so I probably have him to thank for that.
At least with this stuff I can pretend and life these experiences vicariously.
>>24912442
At anime conventions and/or on the internet.
>>24912414
>fantasy > reality
Haha no. Anon you cant imagine what a blowjob feels like. The warmth of a girls mouth squeezing and sucking on your penis is just not something you can imagine.
>lost virginity when I was 17, to a 16 year old
>had sex with her for 6 months then I started dating another 16 year old when I was 18
>dated her for 1 year
>started dating a afghan girl (virgin of course)
>still with her to this day, I'm 20
>>24912586
one of my friend is like this but he hangs out around high/middle schools never gets caught cause he looks 15 and still has that 2007 emo hair
>>24912586
what websites?
>>24910184
Sry mate, teen sex is between 12-17. Between 18-22 you are considered as a young adult, stupid faggot.
>>24912692
more details pls. what are his strategies for getting that PTP?
>>24910261
Please elaborate. Like, I've heard of that, but your personal experience would be appreciated.
Too busy playing everquest, even had a girl sophomore year who talked to me about all of the porn she watched and about how she was a virgin, wanted to try sex and was attracted to hispanic/italian men. Long brown hair, dark eyes, big tits, thick thighs, girl was built for sex.
Disregarded so I could raid Quarm. She fucked like 9 guys before the next school year. Don't regret it too much desu.
>>24910155
I turned 20 recently.... When i was in 9th grade i had this crush on this girl classic case of friendzoning whatever idont care anymore but i was obsessed with her years,
I remained a virgin till i was 17 but i fucked a 21 year old.
A few months after i met another girl she was 15 at the time and we began dating. When she was 14 she had already done anal and all this other shit that makes my skin crawl to this day just thinking about, I didnt have sex with her once and we dated for 8 months. now im 20, I missed out on all the teen sex while others got to enjoy it 24 fucking 7.
There is this other girl now, Shes 14 years old i am not interested at all in her sexually or other wise but she has a thing for "older guys".I keep telling her to go away, but she keeps asking me to come hang out with her and shit. I tell her no every single time and she doesnt get the hint.
I constantly tease her with my bitterness and tell her shell become a whore in the next 2 years like every other girl i know.
Do you think i should manipulate her into fucking me....or do i keep telling her how it is? Its my last chance. i really dont even want to.
>>24910155
Fuck i hate it when ever i see some mutated dick in the mouth of a pretty girl reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>24912926
chances are she was only fucking those guys to try to get your attention/affection
>>24912950
do it, faggot. if you don't smash i'll reach through the internet and strangle you for being such a fucking retard (trust me, I installed Gentoo so I know how to do such things)
>>24912825
what if you're an 18 year old senior
>>24913018
Fucking a virgin 14 year old is really worth it?
I honestly dont see how but then again chads do it all the time. even at the age of 20
>>24913018
>having sex with a over the hump, please marry me and give me a baby before i'm all dried up, crazy whore.
>>24910155
Because I'm socially incompetent and things, you know?
>>24912840
he just dresses like pic related
has made friends inside the school who introduce him to said girls puts on this whole edgy XxrandemmuffinxX style attitude and one by one he takes them down statutory road
if you're willing to spend time with children just to get that ptp go 4 it
also uses burner phone and has no social media for when he eventually gets caught
>>24913060
>Fucking a virgin 14 year old is really worth it?
yes, it's always worth it
>>24913130
I meant specifically how he gets them to have sex with him
>>24910155
I didn't choose to.
>>24913060
>Fucking a virgin 14 year old is really worth it?
yes, especially if you are her first, always worth it, a 20 something whore who has had already taken dicks will NEVER compare. dont let roasties talking about 'sexual experience' fool you into thinking otherwise.
>>24913060
>tfw you know a shy and innocent 14 year old girl who will inevitably turn into a slut any time soon
>tfw you're not Chad so you can't save her
>>24913060
if you're legally allowed to fuck. don't let these morons fill your mind with illegal shit man.
I'm actually glad I didn't have sex as a teenager. I lost it at 20, which I guess felt a bit late, but I was such an awkward useless fuck as a teenager that if I had somehow magicked my way into a girls vagina it would have been horrible and cringeworthy.
As it stands, having sex for the first time at 20 with a 27 year old was pretty great. It was a nice, intimate, fun way to lose it.
>tfw now 27
>play drums in synthpunk band
>more 19 year old coochie than I know what to do with
>>24913235
just try to smash anyway
>>24913168
hey anon i think your super random you wanna be my boyfriend it's fucking middle schoolers bruh it's not that hard
>>24913203
you obviously cant handle a woman that actually knows how to ride a dick
>>24913325
>not doing what you want just because it's illegal
top kek, you're literally getting kucked by a piece of paper. the solution is to do whatever you want but don't get caught
>>24913361
I don't want to smash, I just don't want her to become a slut.
I'd probably date her when she's older, but by then she will be ruined forever.
>>24913457
why not just date her now?
Bullied and outcasted.
Fat and ugly and weird.
No-one wanted to be around me really. Still don't
>>24910155
Small dick. Didn't want to be humiliated
>>24913457
no she won't more than likely if you don't get your grubby pedo mitts on her she eventually outgrow that shyness and become a functioning member of society you're just worried that she going to get to old for you to find her attractive anymore
>>24910155
I got rejected all the time :(
>>24913535
trewf
>>24913130
>also uses burner phone and has no social media for when he eventually gets caught
why would this be of any use?
>>24911235
Youre actually the one who doesn't belong here
>>24913489
>No sexual attraction whatsoever
>Socially unacceptable
>She's definately not interested
>>24910184
Only 8 days left until I'm not a teen anymore.
I guess there goes my chance.
>>24913519
it cant be that small anon
>>24913535
>14
>pedo
hello, Norman
I did by not missing out ontons of meaningless teensex and defloration
ahhahahahah fuck was so abundant it didn't mean shit.
took a girls virginity when we were both 15, also basically keked her ex with her
Just by curiosity, how many STRAIGHT men here would fuck a non-trap teenage boy??
>>24912563
Any screencaps? Would def appreciate, don't browse /mu/ as much as I used to long posts make the robot happy.
>tfw had the chance but was too socially autistic to realize it
>>24913060
>Fucking a virgin 14 year old is really worth it?
is this a serious question ?
>>24913702
>Straight men
>Teenage boy
>non-trap
>>24913790
Well, I'm just asking, because I'm a girl, but one of my fantasies is to become a real straight man and still fuck teenage boys and cum all over them anyway. So I was wondering if some of you felt that way.
>>24912180
>I didnt even know the tip of the penis was sensitive before a girl
I can jerk off with just my index finger and my thumb. Feels great.Are you cut?
>>24913711
Threads like this: https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S51551163#p51551494
He'd always use the tropicalcurtains image in the OP. I think he's actually making threads on /r9k/ now too.
>>24913816
What scenario do you have in mind that could possibly lead into a straight man fucking a teenage boy?
>>24912180
how do you not know that?
uncut fags showing retardation once again.
>>24913872
Lust for a sexy feminine but non-trap teenage boy.
Who else here has sucked a dick? I've sucked 3 so far
>>24910155
Because I had literally no opportunity.
No girl had even the slightest bit of interest in me, what made you think they would fuck an awkward loser like me when they could get someone way more attractive or older with extreme ease?
>>24911275
>>24913566
Samefag harder Reddit. That'll teach him.
WHO IS THIS GIRL, OP
>>24913910
Only 3?
Probably because sex was never really at the front of my list.
I was more concerned about video games.
>>24910155
18 here. I had a chance when I was 14. She offered it to me and I, being the autist that I am, said "no, sorry; I'm too young."
Although, it is good that I didn't on some level because we had no condoms anyway.
>>24913910
I've sucked a few dicks, I think five so far.
Not really gay, but it tastes really good.
CUTFAGS GET OUT
YOU ARE MUTILATED
YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE PLEASURE
YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE TO MASTURBATE WITHOUT LUBES
YOUR COCK WILL ALWAYS BE AS DRY AS A DESERT
>inb4 but sm-smell
lel just wash your dick
>inb4 women d-don't find it attractive
cutfags are THIS delusional
>>24914015
I really like the taste when the semen goes down my throat
>>24914063
Enjoy your dick cancer, faggot
>>24914084
It's pretty salty and unusually thick, but you can't help but love it.
>>24914121
>being this mad that you'll never get to even comprehend the pleasure of having your intact foreskin
cutfags on suicide watch
same reason that I can't get girls now
it isn't autism, because I know I don't have it
I don't try, im not attractive, I'm too serious, can't pick up on girls signalling they like me, can't handle rejection
>all this cut vs uncut shitflinging
>tfw somewhere inbetween because I finally restored my foreskin
>can't just pick a side anymore
>>24910155
I didn't. It was no different to sex as an adult, except more awkward, and avoiding parents was an issue.
You didn't miss out on much brehs, sex is really over-rated.
>>24914015
How the hell do you enjoy that taste?
is it still teen sex if youre an adult and their a teen?
>>24912180
>too used to rubbing the shaft
Cutfags, everyone.
Cause my parents abused the fuck out of me and I spent most of HS and college being an absolute mental wreck who could barely communicate with people unless it was about whatever video game I was distracting myself with.
>>24914235
what method did you use? and is your head back to normal in terms of not being dry and cracked?
>>24914358
No it's not. Sorry normie
>>24912020
>A girl is a lot better
implying i have enough sex appeal to get a girl to fuck me without having to bend over backwards to please her
KEK. only chad can get a fuckbuddy
>>24911923
>tfw married to BPD that won't let mebreak up with her
>tfw expected all of this
>tfw nothing but misery
It's an absolute hopelessness kind of feel.
>>24910155
Blowjobs aren't even that great. Cumming from one is awesome, but it's such a hassle even getting to that point because it feels like nothing.
>>24914755
Faggot in denial.
>>24914235
>finally restored my foreskin
How will that help? Your head is already like the sole of your foot, the damage can't be undone.
>>24910155
Technically I didn't. I was 17 at the time, exactly one week before my birthday. My girlfriend at the time was about 8 months older so she was 18. But there were plenty of opportunities prior to that where I could have gotten laid easily because of private school slutty girls and I remember being such a fucking white knight faggot at the time that I was repulsed by sluts. I still don't like them for their personality but I see no problem now with fucking them once or twice.
>>24913910
Enough that I've lost count. Honestly I love it, I'm such a cockslut
>>24914317
How can you not?
I had a girlfriend for three years of high school, still miss her head game, then fucked my best friends ex for a year or so after high school. Fucked a lot of mixed qts in the time between the two
I had significantly more sex back then than I do now
>>24914478
Yup, for that I used vitamin E oil.
Took a while, but I'm used to it now.
>>24914942
You're right, but all I really wanted was the gliding sensation back.
Completely worth it.
nomies need to fuckin leave
Is it just me or was it much easier getting girls as a teenager?
Back then they would have no problem being the ones to make the first move.
Or maybe I've just gotten ugly with the years.
>>24914900
I wish. I hear faggots are great at giving blowjobs.
>>24915099
meh, i think it's the opposite although i had more chances as a teenager but that was because i was around girls all day at school. now i meet a new gril maybe once every few months ;_;
>>24915107
We are. The first time I gave a blowjob, the straight guy thought I was really experienced
>>24915000
>teen
you fucking idiot this goes up to 20
its in the word
18 eight TEEN
>>24915098
Blow it out your ass, bitch nigga
>>24915180
Yeah. I said I was a teenager. And? Besides, one of the main draws of "teen sex" is that it's under the legal age, that being 18 when you're technically an "adult" for whatever reason. Yes, 18 and 19 are still teenage years, technically, but it's not like it has even remotely the same connotation as getting laid at 15 or 16.
>>24915107
>I hear someone who actually has a dick and knows by default what would feel good is great at giving blowjobs
>>24914717
Wow, so she has you chained up in the basement huh
>>24914717
>BPD
what does this stand for?
Boston Police Department?
>>24914717
>won't let me break up with her
Holy audible keks, Batman. This is some next level spineless beta shit.
>>24910155
I didnt, i had a gf when I was 16, we fucked like rabbits for two years.
she was a cunt and I kicked her out, now i'm 24 and living on my own off autismbux because I'm technically retarded.
I havent had social contact in 5 years.
>be twenty something year old mentally ill fag
>attractive enough to pass as a normie but too sick and bad a person to make friends or have a relationship
>have to take the bus too psych appointment, accidentally arrive an hour early
>qt3.14 waiting outside psychs office
>there's no other seats so I sit next to her and accidentally knocked her phone somehow so it dropped it to floor
>pick it up and give it to her
>we start to talk
>she's trying to hide that she's fucked up because she's attracted to me so I ask for her number
>later that day I ask her to come to the beach, we smoke a joint and end up cuddling
>start learning more about how vulnerable and unstable she is emotionally
>Tell her that I'd care about her problems and we can work our shit out together
>the smile on her face reminds me of when I once felt safe and secure with a girl
>fuck her at hers because she let her guard down
>let her come a few times before busting on her tits
>she falls asleep smiling
>lie next to her for an hour before getting dressed and leaving
>never see or text her again
>next time I'm at the psych I get berated for manipulating her and taking advantage of her vulnerability
>tell my psych she's just another whore who was going to suck the life out of me and that honestly there isn't a woman i trust in the world
>she frowns with disappointment and says we will need to work on my anger towards women
>mfw she assumes its mommy issues>tfw it is mommy issues
>>24910155
Brahs teen sex is extremely awkward and not fun at all. You literally aren't missing anything, trust me on this one
>>24915354
Was it nice? Are we missing anything?
I once came so close with a girl who I was friends with when I was 18. We would've been each others first for everything, and she left an opening for me to fucking kiss her but I couldn't do it. When the thought of going in for the kiss came into mind my anxiety went through the fucking roof and I just couldn't do it. Everything before that was awkward as hell for me because it was the first time in my life I was ever alone with a girl and I knew she invited me because she expected me to make a move and when she left an opening for me to go in I panicked and backed out because of anxiety as I mentioned before. As you can imagine, my mental illnesses only worsened after high school ended and now I'm a kissless virgin shut in.
>>24912825
>EighTEEN
>NineTEEN
Nigga u iz dumb
>>24915511
Of course it was good, it was constant fucking for like two years.
The relationship just ended badly and I crawled into a hole and never came out (unless I need to do shopping, which 90% of the time I get stuff delivered.)
>>24915409
if true you are an asshole
>>24915277
She screams and hits me until I apologise and say I didn't mean it. ;_;
>>24915610
Whores do this to robots literally all the time without even the sex, emotionally sponge them and then dump them for Chad. If anything I'm using whatever normie powers I have to get some retribution for robots.
>>24915325
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder
Original despair
I was too busy playing vidya with my gaming bros.
Now I am old and alone and there is no chance a teen hottie would ever want me.
>Had several chances when I was 14
>They went right over my had
>Never had another chance after that
THAT'S RIGHT ANON GIRLS DON'T LIKE SEX ONLY BOYS DO SO YOU SHOULD NEVER GET SUCH AN IDEA YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
>>24915669
keep fighting the good fight brother, the normies will not succeed.
>>24915673
This is what>>24915409 have
>>24915669
Retribution on someone who did nothing wrong. Congratulations. You're worse than Chad.
>>24915713
Sounds more like
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder
They're both cluster B personality disorders, so I'll give you that.
>>24915716
All women are roastie whores, if they have a gash between their legs they are normie scum and deserve anything that comes to them. She may not have done anything wrong to me, but if you or any other robot approached her, I can guarantee she would have rejected you in the cruelest way. She had BPD, and while I have it too as a male, it's not even 10% of the evil bitch crazy that's inert in every BPD girl. Trust me I did everyone a favour here
>>24915795
Possible, but I was diagnosed BPD. I'm just bitter towards women, not antisocial besides from being a shut in
>>24915796
Around BPDs, hide your keys.
>>24915838
>not antisocial besides from being a shut in
Being a shut-in is asocial. The disorders are very similar, so a misdiagnosis is likely. Also you will never get better until you admit, and truly understand, you are the cause of your own problems and unhappiness. If you're at the far end of the spectrum, only prozac and lithium will help.
No girls in my high school.
I had my first time when I was 14, she was too. It was a farmer's girl on my countryside holidays.
Then with 15 I fucked a girl same age with an almost flaccid dick, a lot of alcohol involved, after 10 seconds I ran to the toilet, puked and fell asleep. She hated me, because I took her virginity, wrote me a lot of hate messages.
When I was 17 I had a 15yo fat asian gf for two years, had sex almost every day, lost all lust when I looked at her body but somehow I was in love.
With 20 I became Chad Thundercock when I was in the military, I could just select the girl I want. After my service of 6 months was finished I didn't got the job I was promised got depressed, played WoW 16 hours a day, cute gf leaves me, after a couple months I became an office slave, after 4 months I became an alcoholic, after 8 months they kicked me out.
That was 2008, be a depressed, lonely NEET since then. Also my bipolar disorder got triggered back then and my social skills degraded over the years, can't even talk to girls anymore. Didn't have a gf since 6 years.
I am still handsome like back in Chad times but so passive and socially incapable that even when girls approach me, they ignore me after 2 sentences.
I'm in therapy now and it goes slightly uphill finally, not that anyone cares.
>tfw you are a failed Chad
>tfw you had everything and know what you are missing
>tfw you became so low that you even start posting on /r9k/
>>24915652
Fucking leave without telling her
>>24915796
By making it worse? Why should we trust you? You clearly have problems
This guy is over 18
but if he was say... 16
How much pussy would he get?
I'm not really a guy that just tries to have sex with anyone just for fucking. Like, if i ever gotta do it, at least do it with someone i really like not with some random school bitches
>>24910155
Parents picked me up from school every day (their reason: bad neighborhood).
Parents insisted on meeting people's parents if I was going to their house (Their reason: you never know, all those molesters).
In the end I spent all afternoon and every weekend at home, with my parents or alone, watching tv and or being online.
By high school I was so socially stunted I couldn't have gotten sex even if I didn't have these barriers anymore, which I still did. College was a little better socially but the only sex I got was from hookers and/or transients.
>>24916153
Why on earth would you need to trust me at all? Clearly I have a mental illness and very little empathy for other human beings when in a psychotic or dissociated state as I've expressed in my previous posts, I'm literally parroting the opinion of the rest of this board by agreeing that all women are whores that will drop any robot at the mere mention of Chad.
>>24910155
Nope. 69'd my first boyfriend when I was 15; neither of us came and he held me under the covers while I shivered into his bigger, chubby naked body. Then a month later he came to my house and he blew me while we played Tales of Symphonia.
>>24915796
You are a hero.
Once you have seen the true nature of women you will only feel disgust when they show interest in you, because you know that they loathe your robot brethren and don't even consider them as human beings.
>>24916124
I run an online business and everything is tied to this address. Also we're married now, so she's entitled to half of everything and more.
>>24916298
I missed that married part. Sucks for you.
>>24916288
This is what I mean, I've spent more time on r9k feeling feels with robots than I ever have with roastie whores. I don't even desire to be Chad anymore, and even if I have some latent inert attractiveness, I feel more connection to r9k than I do some whore that wants to fuck me then move onto Chad. At least the people here aren't normalfag fucking retards
>>24913060
I wish I had T.T
