>"Anon, you do know you can kiss me, don't you? I mean that is if you want to. It's just you said how you didn't even realize I was attracted to you, so I may as well just tell you up front that I think it would be nice for us to kiss"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ZTYD97vlg]
>"I'm so glad it's the weekend at last! What do you feel like doing tomorrow Anon. How about we go for a walk like you suggested, maybe we can walk along the river and then go somewhere to eat? It might be windy though, so don't complain if I have to hold on to you so I don't get blown away!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIUf6dOGc1c]
>"It's so nice snuggling here with you Anon. I never realized how lonely I was before I met you. I mean I had friends and stuff, I'm not trying to be dramatic or anything, but I always felt like I had to act a certain way around them all the time. With you it's, I don't know, it's just different. I really appreciate you Anon, I hope you know that"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JdqsHH4iBc]
>"Thanks for caring for me last night Anon. I'm sorry I got so ill, I must have more to drink than I thought. I hope I didn't embarrass myself in front of you or say anything that will make you not want to hang around with me any more. I mean what I said about my feelings towards you is true, I just didn't want to you to find out like that"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB5Z_30xSe8]
>"Please stop Anon, you're upsetting me. I never imagined you were that lonely. You always seem so composed and indifferent to everything! Oh Anon, I wish I'd talked to you sooner. You must get so down at times being all by yourself with nobody to turn to. Come here will you, just be close to me for a little while"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtAM6I21eC8]
>"Do you think we'll get married one day Anon? I know it's cheesy and stuff but I sometimes imagine what it would be like if we did get married, where we'd live and stuff like that. What our kids would be like. Do you think you'd make a good father Anon? I think you would. I don't know, there's just something about the way you treat people that brings out the best in them. Do you think I'd make a good mother?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dijb-zouJd8]
what is this post? no wagekek thread, no omegle shit. why did you post this op? my eyes are sweating.
this thread has just given me a new fetish
I sort of want these to get lewder and lewder until it's just pure dirty talk filth of the girl fucking us
truly I will die alone
>"So this is it. God I just know I'm going to get lost if I come here. There's thirty minutes until the tour and stuff starts, do you want to get coffee or something? Thanks again for coming here with me Anon, I know it sucks that we'll be going to different colleges and stuff next year,but at least you'll get some idea of where I might be. Oh look, that must be the library! Gosh it's beautiful!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbiDEGN-aGo]
sage and hide, that's the name of the game
More long haired girls pls. Not trying to get with a dyke.
When were you last in this position with a girl you loved and who loved you /r9k/?
>>24910517
Never
When does the feel end?
Oh boy this thread again. Implying girls ever say these things to any man in real life. The world is cold and wretched, stop pretending it isn't. You'll actually be better off.
>>24910517
>anyone
>loving me
good one bud
>>24910517
Why does that faggot get a gf and I don't? I hope he dies in a sudden accident.
>>24910672
You know exactly when it ends.
>>24910716
Of course they don't. And even if they did, they wouldn't to any of us sad, pathetic fucks. This is only here to remind us of what we will never have.
straight people are pathetic fucking faggots lmao
>"This rain looks like it's in for the night. Hey if you want to you could stay over tonight. I mean I have a sleeping bag, I could sleep on the floor or something. What? Why are you smiling? Am I making it too obvious that I like you?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5WIhb9dXkM]
i think you're one of the top 3 posters this year, op. that is, if you're trying to be funny. if you're doing for some other reason you're just mentally ill
>"Hey Anon, did you hear about the party this Friday? It's sort of an end-of-semester thing, are you going? Oh well, I mean it would be great if you did, the whole class is going to be there. Anyway I have another class in like five minutes, but I hope to see you there, ok bye!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1MRtCpUr9I]
>>24910997
I love you too, Siracha
>>24909978
She looks a bit too fragile and overly feminine here. The lips are so tiny, it turns me off her completely, she looks like she'd snap if you breathed wrong.
This fall I think you're riding for - it's a special kind of fall, a horrible kind. The man falling isn't permitted to feel or hear himself hit bottom. He just keeps falling and falling. The whole arrangement's designed for men who, at some time or other in their lives, were looking for something their own environment couldn't supply them with. Or they thought their own environment couldn't supply them with. So they gave up looking. They gave it up before they ever really even got started.
>"It's okay that you're a virgin. I don't mind at all. If you want you can touch my body to see what a female body feels like. Just explore and do what you want."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZu3EUVJ8-4
>>24910716
they've said these things to me
>>24910517
My girl holds me tight all night
>tfw pussied out trying to ask for a girls number for like the fourth week in a row today
When will this anxiety meme end?
>"No, how about you listen for once. You want to know my real feelings? How I really feel about you? I think you're pathetic. I think you're the most pathetic person I've ever known. When I first saw you I thought you were only quiet because you were shy and intelligent, I really did. But since then I've come to realize that you're just an angry, bitter, egotistical freak who thinks he is somehow destined for greatness despite having no talent at anything he does. You are worthless. You are so delusional it's actually sad. You think just because you can't interact with people that you're somehow better than them, and that just because you listen to all this weird music that you're somehow special? I mean are you kidding me? And not only that but you're so clingy. You praise me all the time yet you make little snide remarks about everyone you see. It's like you're trying to trap me in your pathetic little existence and expect me to find your loneliness mysterious or interesting. Well I don't, and I'm leaving, and I'll know better from now on to presume anything about lonely guys like you, because I really don't want to waste my time again"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQTT4_xSVjo]
>>24910517
Never, and most likely never will.
Genetics has not been kind to me. My parents themselves aren't particularly attractive, and thus, here I am.
Has it been hours, days, weeks, months or years since you were you last in this type of situation /r9k?
>>24911273
>who thinks he is somehow destined for greatness despite having no talent at anything he does
jokes on you, we're all destined for a higher calling
I hate these threads so much.
>>24910517
FunnyMaybe it'll happen one day, right?
>>24911273
Why did you type that? Why did you have to say that? Why?
>>24911375
>presupposing
>>24910997
Even if this happened I definitely wouldn't go.
>>24911485
And then you woke up.
original comment really original
>"Anon I don't care if you don't have any friends. I don't care how popular or sociable you are with other people. As long as you enjoy my company and don't mind that I enjoy yours as much as I do then that's all that matters. Anon you're not a normal guy, you're probably one of the strangest guys I've ever met. But that's not a bad thing, and since I've fallen for you as hard as I have then it must be a good thing, in my eyes at least"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5qAEbxI2PM]
>"Oh my God have you heard Anon is a virgin? Hahaha what a pathetic creep."
>"Hahaha he's so disgusting he'll never get a girl"
>"And he's so short! Hahaha pathetic manchild"
>"Oh hey it's this time already? I have to prepare for my date with Chad!"
>>24911330
>Genetics has not been kind to me
iktfb, you can't do much, that's the worst part about it
Thanks robofag for this gift, great thread.
>>24913515
i hope it continues
>>24911273
jokes on you anon, I like to be humiliated by girls :^).... :(
>you will never feel her fingers squeeze your hand a little tighter as you stand on the lighted porch of your parents' house as their silhouettes appear through the frosted glass and approach the front door
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDoc5fikkuQ]
>>24909978
>tfw I get rejected so much that I'll become a delusional idiot pretending to role play as a girl that likes me
JUST kill me
>you will never see her appear in the opening of your tent and kneel and crawl slowly inside in her denim shorts and black tights and a loose grey hoodie over a white vest-shirt before zipping the entrance up halfway and moving close enough towards you so that your facial expression can inform her whether she's welcome to share your sleeping bag for the night
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=830tbX9eHkg]
>you will never sit beside her on the high curb outside the mall at night while your friends skate nearby and perform jumps from a small ramp they've made out of breeze blocks and a piece of plywood and feel her thigh warm against your own thigh and look sideways at each other occasionally and smile in a way that communicates your mutual attraction towards each other and your calm, shared understanding that you needn't rush things since summer has only just started and you will have plenty of time to move on from the childish excitement and anxiety you are each currently experiencing from being so close to the one you think so much about
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8]
are you trying to put me in a noose OP?
>you will never be ten years old and stand in the short corridor with the red-tiled flooring that leads to the hall where your yeargroup will shortly before a nativity play for the parents who are sitting in the rows of chairs and talking quietly and preparing their cameras and have the kind elderly teacher who plays piano approach some of the children waiting ahead to wish them luck and remind them of minor things to remember while performing and look sideways and see your reflection in the glass slide-panel of a trophy cabinet and feel a sense of hollow, bottomless nervousness and a physical weightlesness as the teacher near the double-doors ahead pushes them slightly open and motions for the first of your classmates to go ahead and think suddenly of your mother and how you hope she made it and that she feels proud of herself both for the performance you're able to give and how its success will represent her own value as a mother and how the costume she made looks just as good as the costumes of your peers who are all disappearing through the doors where the younger teacher who was understanding about your absence from her class recently is waving her hand as if to get your attention and beckon you towards the door she holds open just enough to allow you to exit sideways without the light from the corridor entering the hall
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ9_6W6bVoQ]
>"Can I help with your Study Of Ancient Runes homework, anon? I know you only took that class on account of me... but it's not like I fancy you or anything!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfFfm8WMruw
>>24910517
never have never will
oh well, spreading manlet genes and causing another male to have to live the same life I did would be pretty cruel
>"Ello there mate, fancy seeing you here! Fancy a pint? Spitfire, is it? Ah, me too old chap, none of that cheap Eurofizz I say ahahah! What did you think of my speech to the EU the other day? Ah, thanks mate, I liked my point refuting the benefits of unregulated mass immigration too! Cheers, fella." *clinks his glass to yours* "Don't look glum old chum. One day we'll take back Britain from those nasty Euro bureaucrats and make Britain great again. With me as Prime Minister and Trump over with the Yanks, you've got nothing to worry about. Now come on, let's get on the fruities and win us the jackpot!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
>>24916790
I choose this guy. He'll probably be a tsundere since I am french but it's okay.
>>24916877
I-its not like I want you in my country or anything, j-j-just because you're probably a skilled fully qualified worker, and you make good wine sometimes, okay?! There, I said it, b-baka...
>>24911273
>get on a NEET roleplay meme board
>get rekt by made up 'femanon' character that doesn't exist
y even live
whats with all the pictures of tranny's in this thread?
>>24917122
i love the thought of nigel actually posting in /britfeel/
possibly doing a q&a or at least posting a timestamp.
if i ever meet him irl i will totally mention it to him, i think he would be game for posting on r9k britfeel.
>>24916877
his wife is a kraut
>>24910517
4 hours ago, senpai.
>>24917677
[reeeeeeeee intensifies]fuck u robot you faggot piece of shit
>>24909978
you have my attention, tell me more...
>>24917806
>not just adding more e's
>>24910517
Not even my Mom or my grandma love me, anon.
all these qties
all these feels
i wish i was dead 2bh desu
>>24917677
Fucking leave this board. People who know love can't be robots.
I finally have a gf, and she sends me this the other day when she's been out of town for a while.
https://youtu.be/71SvPulAyZI
Makes me kinda weepy. I thought I was unloveable.
>>24910517
I've never been in that position with a girl I love
how does one go about getting a gf r9k
Two lovers entwined, passed me by...
shes going get old asnd look like debra frome evryone loves raymond imo
What is the point of this threac?
>>24921841
to make other anons feel better
