Pizza guy here.
Don't worry about me, NEETS and niggers don't tip but still make 800 dollars a week after tax
I also know everybody's address. I am not saying your food will be tampered with, but I wouldn't recommend ordering from the store again if you don't tip.
That being said, your total is 26 dollars plus tip
No because I make my own.
>>24909732
>be nigger
>tip 5.00 usd if over 18 bucks
>3.00 if under
Your move, delivery guy.
>>24909732
I'm gonna open up pepe''s pizzeria and it's gonna be great!!!
>>24909732
I had a great time delivering pizza in Law Vegas. They have some weird fucking people out there. Let me know if you want me to share; I've got:
The 10,000% Nigger Man
The Wannabe Porno Actress
The Man Who Shits Money
>>24909778
>work at a shitty diner
>two negros come in
>oh boy
>leave me 10 dollars
>>24909732
You would not dare mess with the pizza.
Saying it online doesn't make it true, lmao.
>>24909732
You don't have the balls to fuck with people's food.
>>24909799
>The 10,000% Nigger Man
Tell me more
I didn't know you were supposed to tip them.
whaaaaatt
>>24909799
Expand upon all of these
It's gonna show up cold. It's going to have less cheese, less toppings, less love. I take 3 or 4 orders at a time if you live across the street it doesn't matter you're getting it last. I will drive all over town with your order out of the hot bag, box open with the windows down in the dead of winter.
There are definitely guys who do worse than me. I care about my job somewhat. Also, call and complain... the managers love me. I'm the one who washes the dishes and mops the floor. I also bring the weed.
>be Australian
>not required by US Law to tip
Feels pretty good
>always choose carry-out and order online because too awkward for the social exchange with the delivery guy
Your move, pizza delivery guys
>>24910021
So you tip the guy who hands you the pizza over the counter, right? Right?
>>24909879
Okay, so
>Me, 19 at the time
>Work at a small, family-run pizzeria in Vegas
>Delivery lackey
>We get a call for five pounds of chicken wings and a liter of soda
>Must be a party, whatever
>Head out to the address with five pounds of chicken
>Area is pretty ghetto
>Find the house
>Ring the doorbell
>Door opens
>400 pound black dude
"Aw sheeit, muh chicken is heeah"
>Excitedly waddles back into his abode
>Comes back out with a plastic bag
>It's full of fucking quarters
"Sheeit boy, keep the change"
>Mfw I exchanged five pounds of chicken for five pounds of quarters
>I hear as I leave
"As sheeit, dis is good chicken"
>I spend 20 minutes counting quarters
>>24910065
did he give you the right amount
>>24910065
He sounded legitimately happy. Was the change correct?
>>24909926
Alright so this one is my favorite.
>Me, 19 at the time
>Delivery lackey at a family-run pizzeria
>Get an order in a nice neighborhood
>Sweet, nice house usually means nice tip
>Head out
>Go up to house, nice pad
>Ring doorbell
>Door opens
>Milf opens the door in lacy pink lingerie
>Hot damn, but she's not really my type
>I state the total
>She looks down at herself, pouts
"It looks like I don't have any cash on me, boo. Could I pay in some... Other way?"
>She swirls her hair and runs her hand down her body
>I shit you not, she said that to a scruffy 19-year-old delivery boy
>Think over my options quickly
>I look behind her, and all I see is $280,000 of potential baggage and lawsuits
>I say "We accept checks."
>She hesitates, looks at me
>Autismtheperson.png
>She writes a check
>Doesn't tip me
>>24910118
>>24910124
Yes, and even some extra for a pretty hefty tip.
>>24909732
if you tamper with it i'll call your manager and have you fired
>>24910271
what was behind her?
>>24910345
A metaphor. She was most likely married and I didn't want that pile of shit in my life. If I went for it, she would order frequently and increase the chances of being caught.
>>24910021
>being sociable enough to interact with the guy at the carry-out counter
Norman please. I have my mom pick it up and when she refuses I just go hungry. the guy who invents a pizza-delivering drone is going to make billions
>>24909778
you cant speak fro 90% of your race
>>24910047
Why the fuck would you tip a take-out counter?
