You have one wish.
There are no limits besides wishing for more wishes.
What do you wish for?
Omnipotence. duh.
>>24909197
I wish for death
Someone who genuinely loves me.
I wish to become my definition of God. :^ ) thanks
The ability to teleport. Could finally be the criminal I dream to be. Would also make groping and kissing girls a lot easier since it won't come with the negative consequences anymore.
Manipulation of gravity
to git gud at smash
>>24909322
That's a fun power.
>>24909197
Universal awakening to consciousness
>>24909197
Wish for no limits on the wishing process. Wish for more wishes.
Checkmate atheists.
>>24909377
You wasted it on removing the limits. You still only get one.
>>24909377
>Checkmate atheists.
Even using this ironically is Reddit-tier
>>24909242
you would be overwhelmed by the knowledge and kill yourself in a fit of madness
>>24909263
you die painfully and slowly of terminal cancer
>>24909271
a 50 year old yandere ethers you and locks you in her basement, you starve to death after she dies of cardiac arrest
>>24909292
you stop existing with a loud bang as air rushes in to fill the void that was once your body
>>24909309
you think about the sun and accidentally teleport into the center of the sun, you are dead before you realize it
>>24909322
by toying with the laws of physics you inadvertently cause several kilos of molecules to undergo fission resulting in a massive explosion
>20000 cute young virgin girls suddenly have an insatiable urge to join my harem
>start travelling from all over the world to be with me
>start an online cult of worshiping me
>>24909432
>you stop existing with a loud bang as air rushes in to fill the void that was once your body
Well shit
>>24909399
Wishing for no limits removed all the rigid structure and code of the wish/wisher relationship. The second wish to wish for more wishes is superfluous, I've already broken the system and can no wish as a I please.
>>24909337
you get good at smash and earn a lot of money for charity in tournaments and get some fame on youtube
>>24909367
nothing happens, you were already conscious, just arrogant enough to believe that what you had was worthless and there was something more awaiting you
>>24909377
you get more wishes but the wishes are perilous, if you keep making wishes you will inevitably come to harm, you don't know this so you do
>>24909197
To become Dr manhattan
>>24909432
I never said Omniscience.
>>24909399
Wishing for no limits removed all the rigid structure and code of the wish/wisher relationship. The second wish to wish for more wishes is superfluous, I've already broken the system and can no wish as a I please. >>24909528
>Now. Now all will become subject to my whims.
to fall in love with alex and for alex to fall in love with me, to live happily together and travel the world and have great sex.
To be truly happy
>>24909197
Being able to read people's toughts whenever I want to.
>>24909197
To become a wraith with the appearance of a emo looking little girl.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wraith_Physiology
>>24909584
>inb4 Op says to kill yourself
>>24909528
Who says the Wishmaker doesn't teleport away of its own will when you make the wish?
ability to see into the future at will, multiple timelines or universes if they exist
>>24909432
>>24909528
Also an Omnipotent being wouldn't kill itself.
>>24909432
>you would be overwhelmed by the knowledge and kill yourself in a fit of madness
You can't die when you're omnipotent.
I wish for nothing.
I wish I were never born
>>24909632
meant >>24909541
and >>24909432
>>24909197
Invulnerability for the win in the name of Odin.
To topple the capitalist pyramid scheme and put an end to debt slavery
>>24909648
You can kill yourself but you wouldn't.
To get in and remain in good physical shape
To live happily ever after with the girl that I love.
>>24909197
I wish to always feel happy, fulfilled and content, even at the moment of my death.
godmode for real life
I wish I had one hundred million.
>>24909432
The sun bothers the living shit out of me. That's the last thing I'd like to think about.
>>24909432
But does the explosion kill you? If you were omnipotent you'd be able to control it in a way that allowed you to survive.
I wish I could be a kid again and start over.
i wish for
ULTIMATE POWER
I would wish for a free papa johns pizza.
Suppose all of your wishes come true. What would you then do? How would your life change?
I wish for the abillity to save and load state in life
i will have
THE POWER
>>24909541
>>24909632
>>24909648
>>24909674
o, in that case you discover that despite your power you cannot transfer your consciousness to another form besides a human body, neither do you have the mental capacity to properly manage your power and accidentally blow yourself up
>>24909511
you discover their obsession makes them bad at looking after themselves, they don't want any job other than harem slave, they become a burden and need psychiatric treatment, there are also angry families you think you are a cult leader
>>24909540
you become a neon blue wjoak feels, tired of being caught in the no gf of your life you go to live alone on mars, playing with rocks, trying to create life
>>24909583
alexander is a 45 year old who looks like one of the models in american grizzly
>>24909584
you become a shameless hedonist, betraying everyone you love, being loved by no one, deceitful and cruel in search of quick money which you spend frivolously, you die some years later of a drug overdose
im sleepy
I wish people would pay for my drinks at bars
ok u know what i would wish for?
a better job, affordable and modest housing market, then getting a nice savings account, getting married to a woman who i love and loves me, having two children and raising them in peace and quiet in a clean and safe neighborhood full of like minded families and watching my children enjoy their love and chase after their dreams and passion.
>>24909197
Oldfag here.
I wish that I could go to sleep tonight and wake up in September 1998, the day I moved out of my parents home and into the dorms at college. I want to keep all my memories and knowledge. No adverse health benefits. I haven't lost 17 years of health, I just know everything that's going to happen for 17 years.
It's better than wishing for 100 million dollars because I'd just earn all the money legitimately anyways.
>>24910136
On a cold rainy night two African Americans break into your quaint split ranch. Being a socially conscious liberal, you do not own firearms, so instead you grab your metal softball bat, from when you were in a rec league with the boys, to meet the threat head on.
Unfortunately for you Tyrone flavor blasts your right shoulder with his gat held at an 75 degree angle, commonly referred to as a "gangsta lean." You collapse into a pool of your own blood and can only lay there helplessly as you see Tyrone begin raiding your living room starting with you 50 inch flat screen. Jerome goes upstairs to corral your wife, daughter, and son. The two redguards begin spitroasting your wife in front of you and your kids. You can hear her moaning in pleasure, she's never had a dick that big you think to yourself. She screams in ecstasy as they pump her full of semen and switch places.
After they tire of using your wife as their cum dumpster they execute her, she was already on her knees how convenient, and turn their attention towards your daughter. They stuff her into a bag to be sold as a sex slave on the black market and pistol whip your son.
Tyrone stands over you, the barrel of his Hi-Point 9mm pressed against your forehead. All you can muster to say is, "Damn n-niggers."
>>24909796
He's saying that God doesn't exist. Therefore you become nonexistent.
>>24910063
You can't blow yourself up, and you can do anything. I don't care because I'd take another human form anyways. I just use Omnipotence to be a superhero by giving myself superpowers, mostly from prototype and avatar and such. In which case I have regeneration. I'm also immortal and invulnerable now so I can figure out the rest of Omnipotence, including saving the universe from both heat death and the big crunch.
>>24909197
200,000,000$ after taxes and all that and it's all legal.
>>24909197
Time manipulation powers like homuhomu.
>>24909904
You are a black boy named Tyrone with crackhead parents.
I wish that we solve tooth decay
>>24909432
well aren't you fun at parties
>>24909197
Have everyone in the world die leaving me the last man living perfectly healthy until I follow them peacefully from old age.
I wish for infinity hamburgers
The power to change my sex at will
I wish to become god of everything both in existence and not.
Then I change everyone, including myself to live out their ideal, happy, perfect lives before they quietly pass away in total contentment that their lives have wonderful and they're ready for death.
Expect Samuel from school.
I wish to be the fastest. As in fastest reaction time, fastest movement (running, picking things up, grabbing things)
Tbh I want to be the flash
>>24910414
>break into my house
>??
>2 dead would-be robbers dead in their pool of blood.
>>24911314
Fucking kek fuck off robutthole
Make me a Loki-esque god of black comedy.
One that is stronger than every other god ITT BUT only within my sphere of influence.
Then I'd be a giant troll and fuck with people but also spread merriment for all eternity
>>24911443
Let's be honest, no one is going to break into your shitty house to take your autismbux and chicken tendies
>>24909197
New tool set. Hit me with your best shot, genie.
>>24910685
You literally become Homura Akemi with all the suffering and Madoka obsession it entails
>>24909197
Wouldn't the best decision be the ability to manipulate matter/energy/atoms since everything in existence would be made of those along with the knowledge of how to use your powers properly? Seems like the best choice.
>>24909242
>not Omnipresence
2/10
My oneitis to love me back.
>>24912074
she'll just want an open relationship with Chad too
>>24909197
For the end of all existence.
turn me into a cute girl
>>24909197
restart my life from birth.
I want a second chance.
>>24909197
I only wish to be dead.
>>24909197
I wish for us to be together.
sweet, sweet dubs
>>24909242
This OP please
>>24912344
gentlemen, i got what i wanted. it's been a pleasure. farewell
ability to teleport any object i want to me, the fuck is the point of anything like jobs if i can just get it teleported into my room
I wish to have sex with the genie
I wish for nothing.How are you going to turn this bad then OP?
>>24909197
I just want and extremely large sum of money like 1 billion or more.
>>24912344
Good for you anon
Good for you
>>24912531
Here you go senpai, don't spend it all at once.
I wish I could grant myself unlimited wishes.
Loopholes son
>>24912344
>tfw
consider yourself check'd m8
I'd fucking be able to turn any box that I want into a magic box or some shit where if I write whatever it is on a piece of paper it would appear out of the box, and the size of the object is limited to the size of the box, like you can't pull a fucking ferrari out of a tiny box but you can a block of cash or some shit.
So basically the ability for magic boxes
>>24909197
I wish for the power to have all the powers. This includes the power to have complete control over my powers so they only manifest when I want them to and never overwhelm me.
>>24909197
I'd wish to become a master of the time/space continuum, able to manipulate it as I see fit.
I wish to be gay, girls are so annoying.
>>24912344
You done good anon. You done good.
>>24909197
Immortality.
No OP, I won't go crazy.
I wish for a real version of the philosopher's stone with all of its legendary power intact.
>>24909197
immortality with choice to end life if i want
infinite money of any currency
ability to change my body however i want
to never be able to forget
some superpowers
Reality Manipulation.
Nothing can go wrong really.
>>24909197
To die instantly, painlessly, and unknowingly.
A cat that can understand and speak english, who wont die until I die and loves me unconditionally.
We can spend time together watching funny cat videos on youtube.
And he can sit on my lap while i play vidya
We can both find attraction in catgirls
and life would be nice.
that my uncle isn't pissed I left my 10 year old cousins alone over night so I could come home
He's gonna call tomorrow senpai, get to work
>>24909197
The phrasing is highly dependent on who's granting & fulfilling the wish.
I'd need to fill a 90+ page legal document for most common wish dispensers(faery, fae, demonic, djinn, etc, et al)
>>24912493
>your life is ended.
What now smartass?
Oh right. Nothing. Because you're dead.
