>hate wageslaving and waking up to an alarm every day
>tell parents i will kill myself if i have to go to work another day
>they let me come back home and stay with them for free
>use money i made from working to buy lots of weed
>wake up around noon and just sell weed every day before they get home from work
>smoke a vape in my room so it doesnt smell
>get food stamps and don't tell them
>get unemployment check but don't tell them
>>24908908
>get food stamps and don't tell them
>get unemployment check but don't tell them
pics or it didnt happen
>becoming a criminal
R9k is a bad influence famalamadingdong
>parents always get mail and look through it
If I got welfare they'd know it immediately.
>using suicide to blackmail his own parents
>using drugs to kill the depression
>not putting government help to good use
This is bad tbhfam. If you're on this path it's only gonna get worse, stop before you become a serial criminal.
>>24910890
>implying i wouldn't kill myself if i had to wageslave just so i could not starve/freeze to death
>implying my continued existence isn't a good thing
>implying my depression can be cured
>>24908908
This is made up.
Food stamps come in card form and your caseworker checks your known assets on a regular basis to make sure you still qualify for the program. It is literally their job to kick you off, they are very good at it.
>>24911976
Not OP but they really don't do their job that well.
I lied about not having a job for 2+ years now and get like $250 in food stamps each month.
I know a lot of other people who lie and never get caught either.
>>24911976
ultimate kek. yes it comes on a card but my assets are cash seeing as i sell weed
Any other NEETs actually trying to make money their own way?
I develop apps but they make no money (too much competition) so this past year I've been teaching myself to draw. Using my newly acquired shit drawing skills I made an android game which also failed. I've been thinking to keep improving my drawings and make better use of it with my coding skills, but I've got nothing.
How do I get into the drug game, OP?
>>24913133
>drug game, OP?
not that faggot but my advice would be to pretend being at least a cyborg at some bar with youngsters. Pretend that you're new in town and casually ask for any weed info
>>24913133
>buy dutch speed paste off darknet in bulk
>buy size 4 colored gel caps
>buy $25 gemini mg scale
>dry speed paste
>put 50mg speed in each capsule
>sell to college kids as 30mg adderall at $3 a pop
>turn $3-5 grams of speed into $60 just by putting it in a gel cap
>???
>PROFIT!!!
