duuudes, some faggot did an ebook composed of the most degenerate greentext stories.
its on amazon, for free
http://www.amazon.com/be-collection-greentexts-Aapo-Nikkanen-ebook/dp/B0186AA5L4/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1449859626&sr=1-1&keywords=be+me+greentext
>>24908842
>tfw you realize its only a matter of time before normalfags start greentexting on facebook
I cannot help feel as though our humble way of life on 4chan is winding down.
bump for book
>>24908842
>be me
This the the most obnoxious shit, only people from reddit format their posts like that.
>>24908842
>for free
>if you have kindle unlimited
Fuck off shill
>>24908842
Interesting. Will read soon.
>>24908929
Kindle-Preis: EUR 0,00
inkl. MwSt.
well, no, its free. its also free with kindl unlimited
>>24908842
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i thought that it would cause a bit more reaction
>>24908875
Normies have been greentexting on Facebook for a long while now, friendo.
>>24908842
neat, just downloaded it to my kindle
>>24909095
Then my suspicions are correct.
It's been an honor shitposting with you, gentleman.
>>24908842
This is probably the guy that made the book, trying to get people to order it or whatever. Fuck off.
>>24909106
Shut the fuck up samefag shill.
>>24909189
No, im a /lit/fag, saw the thread there when i got home, thought id spread the love to the autismo board since you guys produce most of the greentext shit.
Hope the author name's a handle otherwise any and all literary work this person ever produces will forever be associated with this Lebanese Bing Forum.
>>24908875
I've never understood this mindset. just because a shit ton of normalfags do something, doesn't mean that you suddenly can't do that thing anymore
I bought a device to read books instead of shitposts, so shitposts became books.
>>24909412
don't you ever forget
>>24908842
Someone up it on Mega or somewhere, not an US citizen and i can't figure out how to download it without making an account.
>>24909527
OP from /lit/ uploaded it already, heres the link
http://tempsend.com/A2A1482DC6
>>24909527
Try to find it on your countries amazon, works fine in germany
>>24908919
If the very first chanarchive was still up I'd prove you that it originated here and was almost universally used, since it isn't i have to settle for calling you a dumb cunt.
>>24909562
Thanks fella.Robotoblox
i like the story where op did his girlfriend anal, pult out and had a tapeworm wrapped around his dick.
than she puked and shat all over his bedsheet
just ">be me" would've been a better title
well fuck, all the super cringy stories are out there for all the normies to read
how do i greentext anyway?
>>24909921
read the book so you'll know
>>24910007
>like thaT?
oh, thanks, you were right, its in the book
Damn
The foodbro story was good
A life I never had
>>24909366
They overuse it until the idea of it becomes stale, such is the life cycle of a meme.
Super dissapointed, just cringe lvl normie shit, I coudn't even find the one about the guy who masturbated with the photo of the dead bodies of the holocaust, and then he made her GF anorexic because her skeleton-like frame was the only thing that turned him on.
>>24909562
some bullshit, this is only chapter 1
>>24909579
six years ago you'd be retarded not to start your green text with
>be me
it really only completely dropped off around when /pol/ was invented.....so like four years ago?
>>24909562
fuck, that glossary is retarded.
cs = computer sciences
