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all of them vs you who would win?
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all of them vs you
who would win?
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me i'll just stab them all
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>>24908226
you're unarmed
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>>24908234
oh i see the faggot suddenly makes up rules

no kicking and pulling hair too? i would still win
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>>24908205

Me, I'm honestly fairly confident I'd whoop their asses without sustaining any injuries myself.
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>>24908323
are you sure?
there are 7 of them and they're all quite athletic
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>>24908205
Anybody would lose, these threads are just for faggots who think they're invincible and like to fantasize, even Arnold Schwarzenegger would lose here, it doesn't matter who you are, a SEVEN on ONE is not winnable.
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It depends, I reckon I could smack two or three of them out cold before they knew what to do.

It do they have time to prep? If they were to ALL rush me at once, grabbing limbs, snapping fingers, breaking joints and biting then I'd probably be fucked.

I don't know, there are a lot of things to think about.
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me
*unzips katana*
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Me, absolutely.
I'm a loner with plenty of time for lifting and I did 2 years of boxing in my high school years.


I'm also full of anger.
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>>24908205
My cock wins
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>>24908378
how sheltered do you have to be not to visualize what would happen if they took on kimbo slice

the fight I'd like to see is chris hansen and his cops after finding him in the girl's showers
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>>24908205
which game? I can pvp em all at the same time at runescape.
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>>24908378
*tips*

Kqd3vW4r
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>>24908342

Aye, I pondered it ambitiously for a minute or two actually. I don't think any of them are able punch or kick me hard enough. A punch from me to the face or in the guts and they'd definitely go down though.
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My dick

Original blox
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>>24908205
doesnt matter I've already won
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>>24908378

So if you had 10x5 year olds ganging up on you, you reckon you'd lose? That's the sort of difference it is between these girls and a fully grown man in decent shape.
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>>24908378
arnold schwarzeneggar would not lose. i'd wager a good portion of average men wouldn't lose either. these girls are all 5'2" and female high school athletes are still wildly uncoordinated compared to the average male. i doubt any of them know how to throw a punch. i'd put out my arms by my sides like i'm showing my wingspan and then do a helicopter move, spinning around super fast, in order to take advantage of my superior reach and knock them all out from every angle so they can't get to me
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>>24908342
> quite athletic

They're a dance squad. Athleticism doesn't cross very far from what you practice. Sure, they could probably run away from me. But I'm a large man. I'd destroy them simply due to size and strength and their lack of combat ability or strategy.

Their only hope would be dog piling me and choking me out, which I doubt they'd have the coordination and forethought to do.
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>>24908205
Thay have way too much mass to win. If of course they would use it wisely. Otherwise, there would be a chance.
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>>24908378
well armold is 70 years old fart
>SEVEN on ONE is not winnable
not really 7:1 is same as 5:1 since there simply is not enough space for more than 4 max 5 attackers at a time.
it all depends if attackers are able to take advantage of numbers or they are just going to hinder each other.
experienced fighter can fight of multiple attackers, video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WMXq421ia8
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>>24908411
>I'm also full of anger.

This is how you win fights. In real world situations, unless you're fighting a trained professional, and assuming even marginally comparable body sizes, the more vicious and brutal fighter will ALWAYS win.
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>>24908552

Also need to take into account that the one person isn't gonna stand still either
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>>24908205
Well, I don't know if I could fuck all of them, OP.
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>>24908590
Wouldn't matter. The most they'll do is that faggy female "hammer punch" thing they do when they're trying to hit someone.

These are highschool girls. No contest. Punch them hard enough anywhere and they'll go down.
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>>24908205
Me obviously and I've been beaten my girls in fights before.

I can see in their eye they're fucking soft.
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>>24908570
yes, this is reason why aggressor has always edge over victim. victim is not in the correct mindset. and this is why I like krav maga, they teach you how to be fucking killer in case someone assaults you. fighting is not about swinging your fist, it is about your head.
>>24908611
I thought they are some gymnasts or what ever. grappling team at the best so all they know is hugging on the ground and some levers.
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>>24908205
I'd win, they look too scared to get punched or to throw one.
Now if they'd charge without hesitation to hurt and fear to see blood I wouldn't last 10 seconds. 7 pairs of hands and legs and 7 mouths on you at the same time? Once one of them reaches for and rips off your ballsack it's over man.
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>>24908676
I took a second look and there's shower heads in the background, so swim teem possibly? Who the fuck knows.

I do know there would never be that many women, especially attractive ones, on any physical contact sports team like wrestling or etc. We had one in the entire 7 years I was in highschool.
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>>24908703
*team
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>>24908342
>there are 7 of them
So? All you have to do is give one a good hard punch and once the rest see that they'll back down.
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>>24908378

What is: Striking reach.


Im 6', my arms and legs are more than long enough to keep them at bay before they could over power me.
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If these girls attack me then I win whether or not they kick my ass...

You know what I'm saying...?

You know what I'm saying....
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>>24908205
Oh I'd win alright. Even if I lost, I'd win.
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>>24908205
>tfw I get off on a cute girl hitting me

I win either way.
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>>24908205
They wouldnt know what to do and would be terrified of fighting me 1 v1 IRL. I'd gladly smash their faces in one by one as they cower in a corner.
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