>Gay dude now has a gf 8 years younger apparently. mfw I realize he's 22 and she's 14.
>Dumbest girl has 2 kids at 21 and is pregnant again. No clue about who's the father of the third kid.
>Obnoxious feminist is now in anorexia rehab.
And finally...
>There was this guy... let's call him Josh. Well, Josh is not Josh anymore. He's Rebecca now.
>>24905904
Today on: People Who Shouldn't Breed
>the guy who poked me with a pencil is in prison
Serves him right. Hope someone pokes him with a shank.
>>24905904
>graduated high school 2 years ago
>over 5 people died already
>>24905991
Wow. Elaborate, anon. None of my classmates has died yet.
>>24905981
Do you know what did he do?
i haven't heard of any of my classmates in 5 years
>guy used to bully me relentlessly
>he ended up stealing a car and crashing it into a streetlight
>my dad ended up being his lawyer (small town)
>knew everything and chewed him the fuck out
Pretty satisfying desu
>>24905991
Some of these people were teachers as well
>one foreign student teacher committed suicide after news got out that she was having sexual relations with a 16 year old boy
>One teacher died of heart failure. He was also my 9th grade social studies teacher. RIP, I'll miss your corny jokes Leo ;_;
>One student drowned in a quarry
>One student died of unknown causes after she was hospitalized
>One student died in a car accident
>this kid from another school in my county was stabbed. Drugs were involved
> Some classmate I used to play with when I was 8 became a professional soccer player, making milions.
> Meanwhile, I'm an useless NEET
>>24906468
replying to
>>24906233
>Guy bullied me for being fat in middle school
>Got fat himself and bullied all the way though high school
>Homeless now
Serves him right.
>>24905904
>tfw middle school bully became fashion designer for B-list celebrities
I'm happy for him though, he was really into that throughout high school and he tried hard for it.
>>24905904
A fat kid called Wayne drowned in a slurry pit when him and his brother were fucking around.
Apparently, pit was so deep they just fucking left the body instead of trying to get it out.
He literally drowned in shit. lol
>>24905904
>Guy who used to talk shit to me
>dropped out before finishing hs
>got hooked on ice
>robbed an autist and threatened him with a knife so he'd empty his bank account for him
>got sent to prison
feels good senpai
>>24905904
>class clown who failed everything and dropped out is a hydraulic pump fixer guy or something and makes $60k, with a beautiful wife, a house in the suburbs, and two beautiful children
>all of the Stacys who rejected me are trailer trash crack head single moms, and I've slept with some of them recently (more on that in a moment)
>qt super pure Christian girl who graduated valedictorian is also a trailer trash crack head single mom, and I also fucked her
>one bully joined the Marines and died in Iraq
>another is in a semi-popular band, have received some local radio play and are the house band at a casino, so he's making a living playing music
And I went to college, couldn't find a job (lol English major), moved back to town, moved into a trailer park, into which most of the women I mentioned before moved, and have been going from one shitty, dead-end job to another, always living hand-to-mouth and well, I'm finally a pussy slayer, it's just all used-up gross trashy pussy.
>>24906652
WAGEKEK
WAGEKEK
SOUND THE ALARM
>>24906524
>fashion designer
>him
is he gay? You were the one to bully him.
>>24906652
NORMIE
GET THE FUCK
OUTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I honestly don't know what happened to any of my classmates.
most of my old classmates are either in jail/prison or have been
>>24906535
Holy fuck that's a horrible way of dying.
>>24906793
>tfw
Where do you live, anon?
http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/adriana-lynn
I went to high school with this girl.
I went to hs in the middle of fucking nowhere, surrounded by rednecks. 8 years later this is where they're at:
> edgy thug wanna be overdosed on heroin, now dead
> honor student bit a cop, now in jail
> a large chunk of graduating class addicted to opiates, in and out of rehab constantly
> alcoholics everywhere
> the lucky ones now have blue collar or min wage jobs, pretty much all have kids
> most popular guy from hs works as a pizza delivery driver and has 5 kids with 3 different women
> obnoxious kid killed in car accident, leaving behind a wife and child
> nerdy sperg who I hung out with occasionally went to CC, now works as tech support for local ISP. He now rocks Skechers and has a solid 3/10 gf
I moved away as soon as i graduated, but every time I come back it's more depressing than the last time I visited
>ex who I thought was going to be a loser works at a prison as a complete dick head CO and loves it
>has been assaulted twice though
>has a really fat wife who looks like she smells like cheese and a son who's only like 2 months old
>He's about to try to get on at the sheriff's department and be a pig
I feel bad about him though when it comes to his pig disgusting wife, but he's happy so oh well.
He's using his pig discount to help me buy my dad a Glock for Christmas.
I don't really know of anyone else. I had that one friend that never did anything with his life and just kept hanging around the high school cause he was a band fag. Now he's almost 25 and still trying to date 16 year olds and hang out with them and it's getting weird.
>Went to high school with this weird guy
>Small town, population of 8,000 people mostly belonging to rich, white families
>got made fun of a lot for his style and the way he dressed, people thought he was gay
>was a huge bullshitter and told everyone he was a model when he really wasn't
>ugly gf, she was a freshman he was a senior
And now
>became a turbochad
>he's a real model and has two agencies
>his social media are populated by hot girls
>has a really hot gf
>he mentioned touring to Paris and to New York for his work
>tfw he's getting rich and famous and I'm doing fuck all with my life
>>24907121
He believed his own bullshit so much that it came true?
>>24906889
This reminds me when I moved to Spain when I was 9. My dad is dumb as fuck, so instead of moving to a well-known city we ended up in a small town (around 1000 inhabitants) where most of them were 'rednecks' or mediocre uncultured hicks. "Paletos", as we call them in Spain.
We only lived there three months though, because we couldn't stand it. Sometimes I think about my classmates there and how shitty their lives probably are, unless they all had moved out.
>>24906876
Was she nice, or was she an obnoxious bitch?
the biggest lesbian in school turned straight and now has a Chad boyfriend. I am now fully convinced women don't have a real sexuality and just adapt to any container you pour them into.
>>24907210
He just...be'd himself?
>>24906524
>Happy for his bully
beta/10
>>24907306
kekito
>>24907233
She was nice, we use to sit on bus together and she talked to me. She slapped me one day because I called her hot.
>>24907306
You gotta b urself so hard and never let anyone tell you who you really are.
Seriously. Delusion wins. Ignorance is bliss.
>dude overdosed on xanax and suffocated in a pillow, everyone wore bracelets for him to school and there was announcements and facebook pages and shit
>girl laced this skater kid's starbucks coffee with LSD to try to fuck him, he just skated while tripping balls, everyone ripped on the girl
>dude put out a blunt in a kids face in the back of that same starbucks over a bag of weed
>kid wrote a hit list of people at school he wanted dead, someone found out and everyone ripped on him for the rest of the year, principle and school cop had to talk to him too
>kid had weed on him at school, cops knew and were coming to search him at lunch and someone tipped him off, he stole a faculty golf cart, zoomed across campus with the faculty looking for him, crashed the cart, went to the bathroom, cut off his hair with scissors thinking they wouldnt recognize him, and ran home, came to school the next day and got arrested
lol i have more
>>24905904
Kinda relevant. Found out a couple ppl who graduated with me got arrested for DUI in my neighborhood top lel
>Tfw haven't talked to anyone from hs in 4 years
Lol, I barely remember the name of my high school, and I graduated 2 years ago.
Who gives a fuck about those faggots?
I hope they all have miserable lives, loveless marriages, and all the guys get kuked
>>24906601
>>robbed an autist and threatened him with a knife so he'd empty his bank account for him
The autist was you
>>24905904
> Be token poor kid at rich school outside of NYC
> Classmate for two years ended up being semi-successful cable TV actress + fap bait
> Ultra-chad overdosed on opiates and died
> Ultra-trashy douche overdosed on opiates and died
> Classmate ended up being up-and-coming comedian and (premium) cable TV presenter
> Classmate ended up being an Instagram thot and presenting videos for AOL
>>24906468
>drowned in a quarry
Are you from Knoxville???
QUADS GET?????
Bless my bateman
>>24905904
>emo faggot is now full on mohawk punk and has 4 kids (had his first at 15 is now 22) with a fat girl
>my fat socially awkward friend inherited a fuck load of money from his aunt and somehow ended up with our schools stacy thundercunt
only kept up to date with these two because they are my friends. no idea what anyone else did.
>>24907641
Women...
>lol
>that kid that was basically mcguyver
>he would make motors and tasers in class using pretty much nothing
>he was bullied for being socially awkward and people made fun of him because he was muslim and making sketchy stuff in the middle of class
>"hurr hurr don't blow us up xD"
>however many years later this happens
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/06/16/queens-college-student-terror-plot-nyc/
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/06/16/queens-college-
>tfw used to talk to him about pokemon and play newgrounds games at the school computer lab
Really wish I would have kept contact after school ended...
>>24905904
One girl ended up as a teacher and got in trouble for having sex with her students.
>>24906483
Ditto. Earning millions, playing for England, while I'm doing jack shit. He's always injured though, so that's one point for me I guess.
>>24906535
>fucking around in a SLURRY pit
what the fuck, those things are usually toxic
>>24912903
Lucky for him he drowned I guess.
i had 5 friends ABC and D
> i dropped out of highscool and got work in construction, i dont see these guys anymore and have no other friends :(
> A was the black guy, he was a weeaboo and had a 9 inch dick, he banged 7/10 emo girls like it was just stealing candy from a baby, i even lost my virginity to his girlfriend when we were 12, he was in the room with us lol, he got a really ugly girl pregnant and tried to marry her, then he got 3 other girls preg and has 5 kids altogether, he left all of them for another girl and got married, he dressed up as slash for his wedding
> b and c stabbed a guy in the heart in the street one night, this guy smashed b's window and they tracked him down, before this they treated the guy like shit and had parties in his house
> d went to prison and got a girl pregnant after
> e became a drug dealer and lived the teen dream banging a hot latino girl, he couldnt speak any english when he was 13 but sold weed from then on and was pretty bad ass, stabbed a few druggies and then sold crack and coke, nearly got 5 years in prison but got off on only 6 months
>>24913176
oh yeah A is appeared on the jeremy kyle show one day, i just turned on the tv and there he was getting roasted for not wearing a condom and not being at his other childs birth which was on the same day as the show
>>24913210
>getting roasted for not being at his other childs birth which was on the same day as the show
>roasted on show for being on show
>merika
>>24905904
>girl with weird name has a new name
>that new name is a boy's name
>she's also now a he
>One is transgender
>One is still a cunt, yet I remain contact with himGo fuck yourself, Josh.
>One had a rumor spread about her that she and a friend had a threesome with transgender guy/girl before he came out
>One is gender fluid or whatever the fuck
Yeah, my friends were batshit insane for the most part. The rest weren't interesting enough though to mention.
>>24913317
>>24913289
oh your one of those guys i see
First person to ever punch me in the face when I was 13 killed himself a couple of years after high school ended. He was truly a piece of shit human being. He picked a fight with almost everyone at one point. He picked a fight with a girl who was 2 years younger than him. He went to jail for awhile for seriously hurting someone.
Him actually killing himself is a running joke between my friends and I now.
>>24913369
not the same guy, also, have no idea what you mean
>im the second guy, not the anti-trans
>One is a cute asian girl
>She is emotionally depressed
>Cuts herself
>Takes meds
>Calls herself a gamer but sucks at it
>Dates a guy afraid of thunder and lightning
>Doesn't put out
>Another who is a spic and my best friend or was
>Got into two car accidents
>Totaled BMW
>Fucked Asian girl then became depressed when she went a fucked a nigger
>Tried to hook up with a younger freshman girl
>Denied
>Fucked fat girls
>Now is in a frat drinks too much and still tries for girls
>he never gets any
And me
>Stabbed a kid in the leg with a pencil
>Was a loner all through middle school
>Asked a few girls out always rejected
>Let pier pressure get to me in those situations
>Lie and bullshit about everything to fit in
>Everyone believes that I actually know what I'm talking about
>If I get caught on, I just say "Oh I thought that was how it was, sorry."
>I suck with girls
>I freeze up
>I have Chronic Vomiting when I smoke pot
>>24913289
Jeremy Kyle isn't an American show
>>24913505
How about that. What is it then?
>not melting mind infront of colour-box anymore
>not since the grand purge of december 2014
>fukkin imperialists
>>24907306
Fucking kek
KYS ROBOT
Life has been pretty uneventful man. One of my semi friends got stabbed to death in his home because a druggie ex friend got pissed at him
>>24907783
>lol i have more
THEN TELL US, NIGGER.
>>24913571
British version of Dr. Phil I think
>>24913426
>stabbed a kid
O shit youre a monster
>>24913670
I was going through a rough time with my parents splitting.
>>24913669
ah, yes, the british version...
tbqh, senpai, i have no knowledge of colour-box plays from the englands or USoNA
>>24913744
I've only heard of it because there was a segment about a guy was kept locked in this girls room and was her prisoner. And the audience laughed at him.
>kid I used to hang out with died when he lost control of his speeding car
>former best friend in jail for selling molly
>former good friend married at 22 to a used-up slut with some other guy's kid
smdh to be honest familee
>>24913796
Horrible, for how long? Also, did he tap her?
Also, why is f.am filtered into senpai?
>There was a skinny dude that others always used to bother about his skinniness
>even his gf would make fun of his skinniness
>he was a fucking stick
>we all went separate ways once college came about
>no one really hears from skinny dude
>winter break comes along
>high school friends gathering
>skinny dude shows up
>fucking big
>he's been working out, eating, sleeping, getting good grades, overall bettering himself
>everyone is fucking amazed and surprised
>skinny dude visibly happier, looks jacked, doesn't give a shit about ex gf anymore
This skinny dude is me
>girl who used to be super fat in middle school slimmed down freshman year of high school
>she bullied every single girl not in her clique to get back at everyone who made fun of her for being fat
>she lost several friends over the course of high school but kept acting like that anyway
>last news about her was that she dropped out of college and has been working at a bar for 3 years
>love of my life is working as a biochemist
>here I am with cheetos dust all over my shirt
>>24913898
A few weeks I think, he was her sex slave.
And numoot installed a couple months ago.
I went to a lot of schools, some were really posh but others weren't. I don't hear that much about a lot of people because I don't really talk to anyone now.
Posh kid highlights:
>sporty Chad got busted dealing ecstasy, suspended sentence
>surfy Chad who started dealing weed and ecstasy got addicted to ecstasy(who even does that) started taking it daily, robbed his friends houses, got busted for dealing, suspended sentence
>chad who got his face caved in in a stupid fight club ripoff has PTSD now, Chad status revoked
>girl killed herself because God told her to
>I was friends with that one kid who suddenly died
Not posh kid updates
>so many fucking pregnancies, one girl got married whilst pregnant right out of school, most don't talk to their baby daddies
>a few kids have been taken away or the mum can't be left alone with the kid because drugs
>most of my friends ended up on amphetamines and have completely disappeared
>only happy endings I know of is two people have decent paying qualified manual labour jobs, but both people had STEM goals before meth
>my crazy Stacey friend beat up her boyfriend so much that he went crazy and punched her, ended up in jail
>the three most popular Stacey girls look really scary now, one is a total crackhead and looks twice her age, the other two have eating disorders and are spoopy
>lowlife yet somehow popular kid is a massive pothead since like 13
>going nowhere in life after graduating from school
>dies of asthma attack due to weak as shit lungs
hah!
>Girl I had a crush on dropped out of college and is NEET now
WE COULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT
>>24913344
>Go fuck yourself, Josh.
probably not that josh but, hey fuck you too faggot
>>24914181
hello fellow josh, I too am josh
>>24912789
Jack Wilshere?
