>he always looks like hes hearing voices or something
>"He looks like he hasn't showered in weeks, disgusting"
I took a bath every day and started taking 2 per day after that morning.
>>24905817
>bath
Thats your problem right there my friend
>>24905842
Bath, shower, whatever. Point is that I was clean af.
Said by old lady to her daughter right in front of me .."that girl has really messed herself up".....I'm a guy
>Why is he always looking around like that
Fuck you I like to be aware of my surroundings
>"what an absolute madman!"
I get that quite often
>she looks like Sid from ice age 2
>she is retarded
>he's so fat
>he's sweating too much
>best friends at the time
>stand around corner from them, hear them say how much of a shit cunt I am
>walk around corner, don't say a word
>punch nearest cunt
>continue walking
fuck fake friends.
>did he just fart?
>>24905910
>>she looks like Sid from ice age 2
kek
>He's so quiet
>is he all there?
>"Woah, That guys eyes were so creepy"
Fuck you bitch my ears work just fine
>Have a cleft lip
>everyone makes comments about me being a monster or being some sort of pill baby and things along those lines
>they all think I can't hear them
>I hear everything
>I've never actually overheard anyone saying anything negative about me
>Still assume they're always talking and laughing at me behind my back
who /paranoid/ here?
>He's such an alcoholic
>you can tell he's in the room from the smell of booze and cigarettes
>he always looks so smug though
>i can't believe he had sex with (random 6-7/10 girl
Well I just don't give a fuck I just like to have sex stupid bitches
>>24905775
i'll post the positive
>he's pretty cute
>>24906295
Why do you smoke bro? I think because so you will look cool but let me tell the truth: you won't. Only thing what will make you look really cool is not having any kind of shame, being fit or at least have a normal physique and don't be an autistic. Is it so hard?????
>he seems like a manwhore/player sort of guy
Said by some hot girls in college. Kek was on them, I was a virgin at the time (not anymore).
>be me
>be in 6th grade
>at outdoor ed (a week long outdoor education program that 6th graders in my area go to once with the rest of the 6th graders at their school)
>there was a mass food poisoning that caused about 1/8 to 1/4 of the kids to get sick and get sent home
>One morning after a bunch of the kids left
>standing outside in a group
>it's drizzling
>everyone is wearing rain gear
> I have my hood up
>two girls standing literally right next to me
>one girl says to another
"Hey, where is Anon?"
>other girl responds
"I don't know. I hope he was one of the kids who got sick and went home."
>first girl agrees
>take off my hood and just stare at them
>they seem surprised I'm there and the second girl makes a kind of fake apology
"oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were standing there"
>>24906454
hahahaha you faggots are always so predictable
who are you to tell someone else what to do? why do you care? have you ever tried a cigarette? because its never about looking cool unless youre a teenager.
>Look at him, he's 18 for fuck's sake. If you don't come out of your shell by 18 then there is something wrong with you.
>Oh like you were some social butterfly.
>I'm not saying social butterfly but jesus, look at him.
T-thanks big brother.
>used to be McDonald's burger flipper
>going toilet which is right next to the staff room
>hear through the door one girl saying "he's so weird and awkward. I never know what to say to him".
>literally don't even consider that she might be talking about me
>walk out toilet, suddenly awkward silence
>one guy shouts "speak of the devil!"
>I let out a slight chuckle but just walk off silently whilst dying inside
Been NEET for 5 years ever since, never looked back.
>>24906454
Cigarettes give me short-term pleasure. Getting fit is a long-term goal and requires me to give up alcohol.
>>24906454
Smoking is not autistic. I mean it kind of is if you really think about it, paying all this money to smoke something that just kills you. But it's very normie. Also not who you replied to but I have a great body physically (I imagine the insides are like a dying swamp) and I smoke all of the time.
>>24905775
>"What's his name again?"
sorry for being a failure grandad, RIP
>>24906519
>tfw 26 and still haven't came out of my shell
>>24906717
I was 18 when I overheard my brother say that to my mom and I'm 20 now, same exact place. I don't really think it matters. I'm getting comfortable talking to my loved ones and the few acquaintances I have, that's enough progress for me. My shell is what protected me for the most part.
Children in the neighborhood are afraid of me. I've heard girls outside talking about "that scary man".
Good, the weak must fear the strong.
>>24905775
>tfw so invisible that I've never heard anyone talking about me
>>24905870
holy shit i'm sorry anon
made me laugh though
>>24905864
>bath
>clean
pick one and only one. you literally bathe in your own filth. kill yourself.
>" he's like the main character in nightcrawler "
>>24905775
>let's move up, I don't want to sit with this creep
Here's the fun partA good few months later the girl was more or less forced to sit with me since there were limited seats. Later during different class we even had to work in pair together a few times. She began to sit with me on her own will later and even started saying hello to me upon seeing me.
>>24906508
I for one care because your retarded habit makes me choke every time I pass you by unless I hold my breath you selfish piece of shit.
>>24905775 (OP)
>Why is he always carrying around boxes?
This was said about me by someone sitting directly behind me.
I run my own business selling shit on the internet.
Am I right in not turning around and calling them out on being too chickenshit to ask me directly?
I didn't because I'm not 100% sure they even said that, it's just what it sounded like.
>shhh. Be quiet, or anon will shoot you and everyone else up
>>24906497
Bay area represent lel
>>24906227
Don't worry bro, they'll stop when they're privy to your great becoming
>"He's not that weird"
Heard this after having a short conversation with some girls. Don't know if I should be angry or happy.
went into my friends MSN to chat with this boy and have him think he was talking to her
"what do you think of Nona, do you <3 her?"
"EW no I could never like that thing"
feels bad man, he went gay after that
>tfw so ugly you make guys switch teams
>mfw people in school was afraid or shamed to talk to me
Sometimes a girl would get close to me to talk my autism sensor would activate and just get out of the place because I know I'm not ready to socialize
>>24906194
Not Sid from Ice Age 1?
>he's really intelligent
>anon has an amazing butt
:)
>he needs to grow up a bit
my stepdad ;-;
Hes really cute
His ass is actually quite nice
>>24907005
Disembaudio nooo!
>>24906941
I heard a teacher in High School tell some other kids something similar to try to get them to stop bullying me when I was a freshman.
I don't really remember exactly what he said, but it was something along the lines of, "stop tormenting him. That's how things like colenbine happen"
"He needs to stop being so weird"
"Anonette, he's not weird he's just-"
"No, mom he's a weirdo, he never even leaves his room, he needs to get a life"
Conversation between my mother and my sister
f-feels bad, man, feels bad
>conversation between one (relatively cute) girl and a guy I used to have classes with
girl:
>"Anon is really scary. I think he's a neo nazi"
guy
>"He's pretty nice actually. Only problem is most of his jokes are racist"
Little did they know I was actually a nazi.
>>24905775
i've never heard someone else talk about me
>>24907202
>Revealing your powerlevel
That's just stupid Anon
>He is really ugly
>hahaha i know right
>he actually asked for my number
>hahahahahahaha
>>24907227
I didn't know at the time. Nowadays when someone talks about how they want more refugees in the country I just reply with "huh" or "hm". I just love how uncomfortable that makes others.
>>24907275
it doesn't make anyone uncomfortable.
they just think you're a retard and don't know how to approach you
>live in granny flat in landlords backyard
>normie teenage children constantly throw parties right outside my room
>literally every fucking day one of their friends walks into my room
>they usually just laugh/apologize and walk out
>they think I don't hear them when they talk right outside my fucking room
>constantly hear them laughing and talking shit about me
>he is so weird, he never leaves his rooms etc. etc.
>they knock on my door and run off as a joke
I have never wanted to punch a teenage girl in the throat until I moved here
i self deprecate to the point where people don't feel the need to talk shit behind my back.
they know i understand who i am and don't have any hang ups about it.
i have overheard people snitching on me though. shits hilarious and feels like being tickled.
>>24907173
>colenbine
>>24907318
what so the landlord has like a bungalow in his back yard or something?
sounds comfy
tell him that you don't appreciate being mocked or interfered with by his houseguests though
>>24905775
>tfw you do
>>24907318
Wow man i can't believeyou never wanted to punch a teenage girl in the throat.
>>24907318
Get a lock on your door Anon. Or make your landlord to install one.
>>24906772
Fucking kekblox
>>24907318
>run an electrical current through your doorknob
>poison your doorknob
>cum on your doorknob
>buy a taser and tase whoever walks into your room
>buy a lock
>>24906925
Give smokers a wide breadth then you dramatic mong
>>24905775
>I swear he's an exact replica of Dexter.
>>24907318
>literally every fucking day one of their friends walks into my room
Ever trylocking the room?
>>24907469
Not sure what a bungalow is but it is basically just a garage that was turned into a 1 bedroom unit
It is basically jst one large room with a kitchen/bedroom then another room with a shower/toilet
It is pretty cosy
>>24907501
I am honestly convinced that teenage girls are the worst human beings on the planet
They are so fucking annoying
>>24907510
I had one but I lost the key
I now just put the fride infront of the door, but they keep trying to open it so now my fridge is dented and I might loose my security deposit
>>24907567
I used to but i lost my key
>>24907534
Essentially home alone rig your doorknob.
>>24907570
stop being a fucking autist and get a new key and talk to your landlord that his guests are invading your privacy you fucking manchild
"well, he's not stupid. He's actually very intelligent, but he is quite weird."
>he looks like he snorts cocain every weekend
>why is he always so angry?
>he needs help.
in uni and going through depression + anxiety because i'm tired of my useless existance so take various drugs to cope with it
>>24907611
It is not their houseguests it is their children
And if i go ask for a new key I might accidentally run into them
I am content now because I have never had to come face to face with them, I don't want to change that, it would be awkward
"Don't shoot up the store while I'm working, please."
I just laugh with them. I know I have an anger problem and I hate small talk so people see my anger and annoyance even when I try to smile. Such is life.
>>24905775
That's a pretty clever OP desu.
>"...and then I also have to deal with this Autistic kid..."
said by some guy to a girl literally a few feet away from me.
>>24907046
Cam get off 4chan
>>24907665
well, tell the land lord that they need to get their kids under control. That is not acceptable. Plus, you were saying that these bastards may have cost you your security deposit.
>"Why so mad senpai?"
>"You just angry at the world senpai..."
REEE BLACK 'PEOPLE'
>>24907763
The kids don't enter my room
Their friends do
They are mostly fine, except for the whole talking shit thing
>>24907665
>And if i go ask for a new key I might accidentally run into them
nigger get some balls from the ball shop.
are they there 24/7 or something?
If you are so fucking desperate may i suggest barricading your door with a wooden plank and 2 bolted wooden plank holding things bolted to the wall.
inb4
>b-but Mr Norman won't let me bolt stuff to the wall
Just call a fucking locksmith already dipshit, i had the exact same problem and that is what i did.
And if you're somehow scared of locksmiths try putting a mattress or something to protect the fridge from impact.
dumbass
>he always looks so angry
I wouldn't be angry if this world wasn't shit
>>24906841
fucking kek
>shower master race checking in
>>24907534
>forget
>open door
>death
>nothingofvaluewaslost.png
>>24907895
>are they there 24/7 or something?
Well yes
They are teenagers and it is summer, moron
>nigger get some balls from the ball shop.
Were the fuck do you think we are?
Fucking normalfags
>Just call a fucking locksmith already dipshit
I don't know how locksmiths work
I don't think they can just give me a key without the landlords permission
>>24905775
>omg he's so hot, he's like Ryan gosling from Drive
>>24907757
not cam, that's a gay name by the way desu
>>24908001
My pic for comparison
>>24908024
Heh, nice try imposter. You need some toast for that jelly?
>>24907988
>I don't know how locksmiths work
Anon's guide to locksmiths
>tell Mr norman "landlord" smith you're hiring a locksmith to make you a new key
>he will have to allow it because law and shit right to keep your shit safe yada yada yada
>Call a locksmith
>ask him if he can make you a new key for your door.
>if no go back to step 1
>if yes mark a day for him to come around
>day comes around
>let him in
>show him door
>let him do his thing
>he will probably have to give your key later because he needs to craft it at his office ( takes like 15 - 30 mins )
>receive key
>pay
that was hard
>>24908024
Bahahahahahhsshahshshsbsjhajajahajjshhshsbsbzhhz
Holy shit that's a military grade helmet right there.
>>24908210
But i have no money anon
>>24906885
I've also been told this
Never seen the movie though
Can someone explain why I would be associated with this Nightcrawler character?
>>24908245
You're handsome like Jake Gylenhaal?
>>24908245
I think Indians and Pakistanis look like night crawler from x-men. Are you Indian or Pakistani?
>he always sounds so smug
didn't even realize
After a school-shooting happened, I heard my teachers talking about it.
>"The shooter was apparently someone like anon, some bullied loner kind."
They knew how bad I felt and they didn't care. Good to know.
>>24906276
I feel ya fammy.
I always think everyone is always talking shit behind my back.
>>24907570
Who doesn't know what a fucking bungalow is?
>>24908314
Why not see it as a blessing in disguise? If you're ashamed then try carrying yourself with a bit more confidence.
>It's great that girls can be openly lesbian in (town) now.
Said about me and my ex-girlfriend kissing. I'm a guy.
>>24906227
i suggest you read Red Dragon :^)
thank me later
>>24906987
i got that reference and it felt good as fucki need to read more books
>>24905775
>"Look at the way he walks. It's like "I'm so much better than you" in a walk"
They were kinda giggling. I have super long legs so I don't have to move them as much, which makes my walk kinda smooth and catlike. I didn't know people noticed that much.
>>24905910
Are you that trans girl from the civil defence?
I knew a Sid.
>>24908242
nigger unless you have a extremely complex lock ( you don't ) it will cost 2$ or 5$ if he decides to jew you off because he had to go to your house
>>24905775
>Guy's a queer.
A girl that is know for being a slut said this about me. She probably thinks this because I stopped putting whores on a pedestal long ago, making me seem cold towards women. I don't even give a shit anymore. It's either this or being a beta orbiter and I choose looking like a mysterious homo. Tipping my fedora your way gentlemen.
>He is sad and beautiful
>he reminds me of lennie from of mice and men
I actually have no idea if this was about me, I might just be /paranoid/
>>24908560
I hate r9k so fucking much.
>Wow you and anon get along so well. He always seems so withdrawn to me.
>He's an asshole
>He's really friendly
>this dude is high as fuck (it's really just my face)
>hey, there's anon, stacey said he has it he has a huge dick
>>24908583
>I think I'll do [certain part of a presentation], anon's gave a pretty good one.
Never really hear folks talk about me, but it's because I don't really interact much lately due to being busy. Hopefully nothing too bad behind my bad.
>>24908410
Nowadays I don't care about it anymore. In that situation, I had always thought that at least my teachers only didn't help me because they didn't know. That made me realize that everybody knew and nobody cared.
Like I said, it's not a problem anymore, but it crushed me at the time.
>>24908573
As you should. Fucking pretentious tumblr autists glorifying mental illness.
Every fucking thread that comes up asking about yourself EVERYONE here has a "7" inch cock with a "fairly toned" body and a 7-8/ 10 face and are misunderstood "psychopaths" with IQ"s of 135+. Fuck you all you lying cunts.
How do I know you're lying? Because that means every single person here is above average to great on every scale they place themselves on. Which makes no sense. If the numbers were correct the definition of average would have to shift dramatically to the right which hadn't happened which means you're lying. On the topic of psychopathy. No. No. You're autistic. Psychopathy is a legal definition. It's not a medical term. You cannot be medically diagnosed as a psychopath. The closest thing is Anti - social personality disorder which is extremely rare and horrible fir those suffering from it.
>>24907173
Did it work?
>yeah anon is so cool
Being cool must mean absolutely nothing though because I'm still a KV
>>24905870
Happend two times with me, once when i was seven and later when I was fifteen.
>>24908583
Everyone read this, it's a litmus of true personality. Realize that NOT EVERYONE WILL LIKE YOU.
>>24906896
Did you ever thought about confronting her about it?(although it's probably ruin your relation with her.
>tfw anxious and quiet most of the time
>every now and then I'll talk about a topic
and openly give my opinions on it
>hear friends say "he talks way too much..."
WELL FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLES
ITS HARD COMING OUT MY SHELL WHEN EVERYTIME I'M BASICALLY TOLD TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AFTERWARDS
FUCK YOU NORMIES AND YOUR FUCKING MIXED UP STANDARDS
>>24908818
Nope, they just kept tormenting me. I think they all knew I wasn't capable of anything like that.
But there was a kid in some of my classes in my freshman year who did almost do that.... He was a trench coat wearing stoner/death metal kid who was actually rather nice to me. But he told me and some other people that he was planning to do that type of thing.One day, he even told me that I shouldn't go to school on a certain day the following week. I never saw him again after that, I heard that someone had reported him and that he had been kicked out of the school and put in some residential place stuff, but I never knew for sure.
>look at that guy's hair
well tbqh i was like 3 months overdue for a haircut
>>24905910
you look like Sid honestly
>"He has to be one of the ugliest guys I've ever seen"
>"That nigga looks like the Frankenstein monster"
I just broke up a fight on my way home from work. The aggressor, a drunken guy maybe 50 years old, told me to "go home to my girlfriend" when I made sure they wouldn't continue fighting when I left. I've never had a girlfriend and it was weird for me to have someone assume I was attractive and had a girlfriend etc. Since I got home I've been so upset, I always think people see me as a weird, repulsive person. This really shocked me.
>>24905775
>he's always tired or almost sleeping
"He's weird. Like....really weird."
What my cousin said about me to some friends he was walking into the house with. At the time I was living in the room above the front door and my window was cracked open.
>>24906276
hey soul sisters, im in the same shitter which means i have 0 trust with anybody. Schizo or just paranoia?
>>24908791
but who was
>confirmation bias
>He looks like Tom Hanks
What does this mean? Young Tom Hanks or old and what type of complement is that?
>>24909800
>Tom Hanks is cool
>You look like Tom Hanks
>You're cool
>"theirs something off with anon, I'm not saying he's a bad guy or something but it feels like he's constantly trying so hard to be normal. It makes me uncomfortable..."
Quote from a female co-worker two months ago. That hit me hard.
>"who is he trying to impress wearing this eyepatch"
>"yeah that just looks stupid"
Freakin asshole normies, but that's life everything you do or did will be shittalked by assholes.
