>be a social misfit introvert
>hear /r9k/ is the place for me
>everyone here is "tfw this" and "I'm lonely that"
Am I the only one here that genuinely derives no pleasure from human interaction? I don't want a gf, I've played the normie before, hate relationships, they aren't worth it. I don't want friends. I don't feel lonely when I'm alone. I have a job and go to uni, hell I even volunteer so I suppose I'm a "wageslave normie" but if being around people doesn't net me something in return I can't stand it. Hell even when it does I simply tolerate it.
Am I really the only one who can't stand people irl?
Teach me anon
How do i stop giving a fuck?
>>24905054
>derives no pleasure from human interaction?
Is that after you've stalked them and learned their routine? or before?
Depends. I don't actively seek for a GF or friends, mostly because I don't care much, but I wouldn't say no if I managed to acquire some.
But I can't stand people either, my parents are the only people I talk to irl, and even them talk too much.
>>24905102
think of your brain as a parasite living inside a worthless lump of meat and that everyone else is a parasite too living in a lump of meat maybe the odd lump of meat is really just a lump of meat think of them as lumps of meat and your life will be a lot easier of course
>>24905054
Same. Tho I still want to get my dick wet but don't want to put up with females.
Failed normies have conquered this board.
>>24905125
Nah man, that actually sounds pretty fucking edgy
Same here. Relationships are tedious and stressful. I don't want a gf, and even though I'm average looking and can fake a nice personality, I just don't want to make the effort of appearing nice and outgoing just to get pussy.
Being alone is true bliss. Too bad my family thinks I'm sad and depressed when I'm actually only happy when not around people.
Right now I'm a student but I just want to get a comfy job and be alone for the rest of my life. I don't know what to do though, everything seems tedious and requiring human interaction. Any ideas?
>>24905141
>posts anime
>want's to know how to stop giving a fuck
>literal razors edge
give me a break dude
>>24905105
Never stalked anyone cept for when I went through my edgy crimefag phase, even then it was only for the sake of the job
>>24905120
Basically this, I like my parents but if I could avoid even them I would. I don't think they fully grasp this.
>>24905125
...well that's one way to do it I guess
Personally, I can tolerate social interaction and even genuinely enjoy it in smaller doses, but i do tire of it after only a few hours
>>24905102
You stop giving a fuck when you realize nothing it worth giving a fuck about in the grand scheme of things.
Everything constructed by human societies is ephemeral and there's no reason to ever worry about anything.
Time tells us that we're nothing but a speck of dust and that we'll get blown away as quickly as we've appeared, so there's no point in worrying about things in general.
Most fail to see this because they're stuck in a microcosmic view of reality and fail to understand that most of what they perceive as important or worthwhile could easily be discarded without having much of an influence on their lives, much less on anything else.
Solipsism also helps but it's kind of edgy. Either way, being an egoist helps you let go of most constraints associated with social interaction
>>24905195
> I don't think they fully grasp this.
Mine kinda do. It lead to a bunch of annoying discussions about how I don't love them because I don't go out with them, talk to them often or ask how their day went. No, I don't gate you, I just don't like to talk unnecessarily, is that so hard to understand?
That's called being schizoid, faggot
>>24905138
I've cared about sex, I only pursued it because people told me as a man I was supposed to.
It's much more awkward and unsatisfying then it was hyped up to be so I've never wanted to go back. Call me a virginfag liar if you want but I honestly think fapping is better.
>>24905054
if you don't want gf you don't belong here
>>24905054
No you autist
>>24905305
I want a 2D gf, but I've accepted my fate since I know I'll never manage to get one.
Do I belong here?
>>24905321
>I want a 2D gf, but I've accepted my fate since I know I'll never manage to get one.
The waifu age is coming anon
We will have VR within 5-10 years and androids within 50
Dont give up hope
I would tell you of some communities but you guys will just ruin it just like how people ruined wizardchannel
>>24905357
Will we have true VR?
I want to get hooked up to a machine that erases my memories and stimulates my brain so that I get to experience my ideal world.
Same here, I just cannot stand people, most are boring and annoying that I'm much rather just on my own. I could fake being a normie without a problem, and did so in the past because I've felt like I have to, but I have zero desire to do so anymore.
>>24905054
Probably becayse you know humans are assholes.
>>24905357
>The waifu age is coming anon
>We will have VR within 5-10 years and androids >within 50 Dont give up hope
give up hope
it's not happening and if it does it's gonna be so expensive you won't see it unless you go to a
demo
androids in 50?
dude it's be like 30 and we haven't progressed beyond bulky pre programmed machines
full on Androids come on.
Sad to say but there is no hope
>I don't like people or interacting with them
>spends most of his time on a forum
>>24905054
>be a social misfit introvert
>I have a job and go to uni
>hear /r9k/ is the place for me
nope >>>/soc/
youre just a normie that's being a special snowflake faggot
>>24905418
I did say "irl" quite clearly
even then this is the first post I've made in months; not thread, post in general.
Pretty sure this is unusual even by 4chan standards but like I said I don't like people
>>24905414
I am actually getting a PhD in AI in hopes of building a waifu one day
Don't ruin my hopes anon
>>24905628
That avenue of research is dead in the water.
>>24905674
Youll be dead in the water if you don't shut your fucking mouth anon
>>24905712
Have fun doing big data :^)
>>24905712
>>24905674
>>24905628
woah things are getting toasty in here
seriously though
better chance of Rouge AI from outer space coming here and wrecking our shit then humans actually building it
>>24905712
Don't worry anon, I trust you. I know you'll find a way to make my waifu and her universe real.
Do your best
>/r9k/ used to be a place for social rejects in general
>now it's "If you're not as pathetic as me then you're not allowed here"
>every thread is filled with hostility no matter what
>70% of the board is shitposting 24/7
>the term robot has been turned into a meme
>robot no longer means someone who just doesn't fit in with people anymore and goes through the daily motions like a robot
>>24905414
All it takes is a single discovery to rapidly advance certain areas of technology.
It took 20 years for computers to go from the prehistoric, slow loading, 540MB HDD, 8MB of RAM for FOUR THOUSAND dollars to the absolutely monstrous computers we have now.
>>24905588
Try Lain or Uboa (chan)
they're fairly slow and they're not plagued with teenagers boohooing about not eating pussy
also please don't post Pepe there, it's fucking annoying
>I'm around people all day
>I don't feel lonely when I'm alone
Well no shit, sherlock.
>>24905765
I will do itfor you
>>24905766
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_general_intelligence
Read sections
>History of mainstream research into strong AI
>Current mainstream AI research
It's all applied stuff these days.
>>24905803
How far into phd are you?
>>24905762
Have fun doing big dicks, faggot
>>24905849
>How far into phd are you?
Still in undergrad unfortunately, currently sitting on a B grade average so I can go straight to PhD when I am done though
>>24905892
>b average undergrad wants to do ai phd for waifu bot
simply ebin
>>24905924
Don't bully, at least he's got ambition which is more than what most people on this board (me included) can say
>>24905457
who has it worse wins one internet!!!
>>24905054
Yeah op i'm similar to you. Ive heard "schizoid" being thrown around a bit but theres not exactly much you can do about it
>>24905924
Actually it is about b.5
Most of my grades have been high distinctions
Already spoken to my lectures about doing research in thier AI lab for postgrad and they have given the ok
But have fun jerking of to 2d anime porn while I am out there living the dream :^)
>>24905766
>It took 20 years for computers to go from the prehistoric, slow loading, 540MB HDD, 8MB of RAM for FOUR THOUSAND dollars to the absolutely monstrous computers we have now.
>tfw still run 256mb ram
>>24906029
>But have fun jerking of to 2d anime porn while I am out there living the dream
>Trying to make my 2D anime waifu into a 3D robot I can fuck
>living a dream that will never come to fruition
>>24905892
>tfw I could have gone for a PhD in Computer Science
>>24906029
Have fun doing applied ai for low pay and never making a waifu bot.
>But have fun jerking of to 2d anime porn while I am out there living the dream :^)
Says the guy who wants to make a waifu ai.I've actually published papers :^)
>>24906074
>living a dream that will never come to fruition
>im-fucking-plying
>>24906083
What is stopping you anon?
>>24906101
>thinking he'll coe close to making a waifu bot
I hope you have other motivations, I'd hate for you to crash and burn during your phd.
>>24906098
>for low pay
It is not about the money anon, it is about moe
You just dont understand moe
>I've actually published papers :^)
oh yeah?
on what? HCI?prove it :^)
>>24906128
My PhD isn't on robot waifus
That comes later
Baby steps anon, baby steps
>>24906101
>What is stopping you anon?
Was tired of school and also hated my University.
>>24906098
>I've actually published papers :^)me too and even presented them at conferences :^)
>>24906131
Theory, algorithms, etc.
>prove it :^)
>posting my name
kek
>>24906147
>That comes later
yeah like after we're all dead :^)
>>24906166
You do realize that you don't have to do your phd in the school you did undergrad right?
Infact it is reccomended that you dont
>>24906180
>Theory, algorithms, etc.
I too have published articles in buzzwords
The particularly like it when you are as vage as possible
>>24906222
>You do realize that you don't have to do your phd in the school you did undergrad right?
Ya, I know, but my University was offering to pay for it. I didn't bother going somewhere else because I was tired of school andthe crippling loneliness
>>24906222
Distributed algorithms on large graphs, counting graph families, program analysis, some complexity theory.
;^)
>>24905766
>goes through the daily motions
that's literally what a normalfaggot does now go join your people on /soc/ and fuck off
>I Le juss dun fit !:*~)xD
>I go to work where I make good money but Le juss dun fit !:*~)xD
>I go to school where I'm about to graduate in something that'll guarantee employment but Le juss dun fit !:*~)xD
>I go back to my own apartment but Le juss dun fit !:*~)xD
>I go to the gym but Le juss dun fit !:*~)xD
>I hang out with my friends but Le juss dun fit !:*~)xD
>I fuck my long term girlfriend but Le juss dun fit !:*~)xD
>I Le juss dun fit !:*~)xD mayne
>what's wrong with me robot bros!? huh robot bros? I'm such a tortured soul brobots! aren't we such enigmas bros!?
>>24906277
>maybe if i make my buzzwords longer he will believe me
>>24906270
>I was tired of the crippling loneliness
>not embracing the loneliness and becoming a scholarly sage
Fucking plebs
>>24906299
>implying I'm going to tell you exact details
I used BSP model based off google pregel :^)
>>24905384
I want to know. PM it to www.reddit.com/user/mustknowthesite/
>>24906358
>implying I will ever believe you when you keep spouting buzzword after buzzword
Go on anon, post your article, I want to laugh at it
Humans are social creatures. You're a broken dysfunctional human being.
In the olden times you'd starve in the wild.
>>24906277
>Distributed algorithms on large graphs
as opposed to small graphs, sounds difficult
>>24906390
>posting your name ever
wew
>>24906412
very large graphs, too big to handle normally.
it's why google made pregel, you do lots of local vertex computations in parallel among different machines.
Built on map reduce but tailored for graph algos.
:^):^):^)
>>24906469
wow you must be soooooo smart anon
>>24906498
>this buttmad because I was realistic about waifu ai feasibility
>>24906521
Go play with your graphs anons
I will be too busy revolutionizing NEETdom to give a fuck
>>24906565
>implying you won't be playing with graphs
Have fun revolutionizing how Walmart learns their customers spending habits :^)
>>24906675
I am out of smug anime girls, so you win by default
Stay jelly anon
>>24905054
Go to wizchan, they aren't allowed to talk about having friends or girlfriends and despise people who want them.
>>24906829
Such a shame
It wold be nice if there was actually a place for true robots that didn't have stupid arbitrary rules
>>24905054
>Am I really the only one who
No. You are never the only one. I want you to realize this. Never ever will you be literally the only one to do something or think something.
I mean, you made a thread to see if there are others like you (which is always the case), which tells me you do seek human interaction, even if just online. And how's that different from a majority of socially unsuccessful people these days, where getting such interaction is easier and more comfortable.
>>24906789
>mfw victory by smug
>people want you to put effort into something that doesn't net you any gain
this is what i struggle with when it comes to people.
they want to be motivated by rewards and gains, but then when there stops being a gain in knowing people, they get mad when you stop putting in effort.
well im sorry, i thought i was supposed to be reward driven, what happened??
lets say i have a friend. yes i will put in some effort for him. but if most of the interactions i have with this person end up in a loss for me, then i start to look at that interaction as negative.
there doesn't always have to be a gain, but i definitely won't tolerate losses and that's the problem. people think they're worth the loss.
>>24906521
I had a hallucinatory catgirl waifu for a while. Its pretty dope, I mean it loves you back and everything. But then I started to feel like a brony who's in love with a cartoon character. Still its cool to know that I came closer to having a genuine catgirl gf than most people will ever know is possible.
>>24906944
I imagine to them knowing people is itself a "gain".
>>24906976
I've wanted to try the whole tulpa thing, but haven't had the patience.
How did you end up with your cat girl?
>>24906906
Uiharu is a miracle of the universe
Interesting text, talks about Narcissists, Schizoids and other stuff. Fits a lot of what people are saying here.
http://samvak.tripod.com/faq67.html
>>24905054
I feel the same anon
>>24907020
I used to do a lot of drugs and then I was an alcoholic for too long and ended up with permanent hallucinations lol. But don't do it, you'll end up acting and thinking more like one
>>24905195
>Crimefag phase
Please explain
>>24907232
>you'll end up acting and thinking more like one
like a what?
>>24905054
I'm the same senpai, these pathetic wannabe normies and failed normie aren't real robots.
>>24905674
>>24905414
>Roastie worried about her future beta provider
>>24907391
>not believing in my pipedream
>m-must be a roastie!
Tulpas + VR porn seems much more plausible.
>>24905054
The definition of a true robot. Someone who drifts through life avoiding people. Only in the past 3 years did the term robot turn into >tfw no gf normie out reeee
>>24905054
Not alone at all. I have gf and have friends at the side but honestly I don't have and never had any compulsion to want to be in the company of others. I just get into these situations because I'm not socially awkward.
>>24905054
Whenever I see my oneitis, I get super angry and it instantly sours my mood.
I'm attractedto him, but I know it's nothing but looks and I wouldn't ever want to interact since I'm not a normo.
>had sex
>has friends
>played the normie before
>still thinks he's a misfit
>hear /r9k/ is the place for me
I think you've already learnt that it isn't, you should leave.
>Am I really the only one who can't stand people irl?
Many people here hate people that doesn't stop us from being lonely at times.
>>24907127
I read about half of it but i don't understand why i have to be a narcissist if i'm a social recluse. I just think being outside is bad and people's eyes feel like spotlights.
I liked interaction but it just stopped being interesting or worthwhile after some time
Now the only person I still like talking to is my oneitis
>>24907347
Like a delusional idiot
Because that is all tulpa fags are
Anyone who says they have created one is a fucking liar
>>24907347
Like your tulpa. I mean that was the case with me. I mean acting like your imaginary friend just sort of makes sense so you do it sometimes.
>>24907976
You are so fll of shit that it is actually making me cringe
Having imaginary friends beyond the age of 8 is pathetic
Lying and saying you can actually see them is so much worse
I really hope this tulpa fad wears off soon, it makes me embarrassed to live on the same planet as you cunts
>>24907924
Im not trying to say that tulpas and hallucinations are the same, but I can make a guess that being infatuated with one or the other would have some similar affects.
>>24907924
>all tulpa fags are [delusional]
>[all tulpa fags are] fucking liar[s]
How can you tell the difference? I'm sure lawyers would pay you a lot of money either to tell them or never to tell anyone.
Youre just a sociopath and theres treatment for you, get out.
>>24908048
The ones who are trying to create them are delusional, the ones who say they have created them are liars
Nice reading comprehension
>>24908047
Tulpas aren't a thing kid
>>24908033
lel m8, I see shit. Sometimes that shit is a girl. I never asked to fall in love with her
>>24908082
>I see shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seVdI6FGjk0
This is just a shot into the dark but to the guy who just told me about the sticker on my pants
...are you in this thread cause I could of sworn I saw you ITT in real life
>>24905102
Realize that everything is ironic and the world is a meme.
Sex is a meme
Love is a meme
Family is a meme
Fame is a meme
Just get a cat, a hobby, some vidya, a job, stay fit and wait for the sweet release of death
>>24908079
Why are you so resistant to the possibility of tulpas?
