>be neet
>sell boi pucci to a rich white guy
for like 2-3hrs on the weekends
Condors
Treats me to a fancy dinner afterwards
If you aren't ugly why don't you do this ?
Can sleep in every morning and laughing all the way to the bank
because we are not homosexual degenerates without dignity?
>>24903854
>selling your dignity for a day at denny's
>>24903854
Because I'm 6'3 and thus abig guyso I can't do that
I do this too.
Since I'm also gay, it's actually pretty good to get buttkeked and get cash for it. The guys I fuck are pretty rich, so the chances of getting diseases are also low.
Being gay NEET prostitute is comfy is fuck, tbhfam.
Now these threads are just getting weird
>>24903931
How much do you get per session/ hour ? uSD ?
>>24903955
le weird side of you8tbe le enogh internt 4today lelelelell xd xd wat am i lookin at bruuh lol random im like "wat" O.o xxxxxxd
>>24903854
>>24903931
you aren't neet if you're a prostitute
>>24903931
Yeah Charlie sheen proved that stereotype
I just suck dick for cash, not taking it up the ass.
>>24904021
How much do you get per dick sucked ??
Condor ?
>>24904005
Look at this fucking normie.
Prostitution is the final consequence of unemployment when there's no disposition for suicide. Prostitutes are the true hopeless NEETs of the world.
>>24904005
But familia its 1-2 hrs on a lazy Sunday afternoon...
>>24904031
Usually 25 euros. 20 if they're friends.
>>24903854
>selling you dignity for a dinner
>>24904052
And full intercourse?
I would ask 100.
>>24904071
I don't do anal, only blowjobs, handjobs or (very rarely) footjobs.
>>24904098
Do you do bj without condor ?
>>24904119
Usually, yeah, but I'm always scared of getting an STD. Nothing yet though, the guys have been nice enough to tell me whether or not they have a disease.
>>24904135
What if they don't know themselves?Also, you're a degenerate and should be put to death
>>24904165
Like I said, nothing yet. I've tested multiple times.meanie
>>24903854
Thisa degenerate post, but I respect your freedom to participate in it.
>>24904098
How much for a footjob?
>>24904198
Same as a handjob, which is 15 euros.
>>24904218
How common of a request is it?
>ywn be cute enough to sell your body
>>24904245
In 20 guys, 15 would ask for a blowjob, 4 for a handjob and 1 for a footjob.
>ywn be able to shave your body to receive 10/10 trap status because you're anxious your family finds out
>>24904256
I've always wanted to ask anyone in this business this:
If you're not getting played obnoxious ammounts by rich old dudes or something, why not just do camming or fetish videos on some clip sale site or something?
>>24904285
I can't speak for everyone else, but I don't like to put myself out there too much, I don't want my coworkers and family members to find out and the more popular you get, the weirder your clients start becoming. I'm not a very kinky person, footjobs already make me slightly uncomfortable.
I have a part-time job, so it's not like I do this full-time. It's something on the side to earn extra cash.
further proof that life as an ugly person isn't worth living
>>24903854
Because I'm not a faggot and I'm worth more than my asshole.
>>24904309
That's reasonable. I do suppose it'd suck to have videos out there but not be successful enough to support yourself and you have to go get a job with the risk of people knowing.
>>24903854
Thissounds like a pretty nice lifestyle, but not really like something that would be my cup of tea, to be honest with you, family.
>>24904352
Yeah, it's already really weird that some of my friends know and pay me, so I couldn't stand it if my parents or my boss knew it too, I'd be really embarrassed.
>>24904309
How do you find customers?
>>24904394
Word of mouth, bars and waiting at night in the same streets as prostitutes do. I have a few regulars by now where I don't have to actively search for clients, though.
>>24904383
How do your friends even proposition you? Like the first time?
Did you like tell them about it or they somehow found out and they're like
>Oh but I mean...I'd hire you...
Because I assume you didn't go to them and try to sell them on it?
Or did you become friends with client?
>>24904423
How do you dress?
You look feminine?
How'd you even start getting into this?
>>24904431
I told some of my closest friends about it and they worked up the courage to ask sometime. One of them asked while drunk, the other while high, some asked while sober too of course.
I've become friends with some clients though, yes.
>this thread
Didn't know I wanted to feel these feels
>>24904449
I wouldn't say I look really feminine, but I have a slender body and a baby face. I dress normally, I don't have an exact way to dress, never tried to wear provocative or slutty clothing, to be honest. Just something appealing.
Hired a prostitute and she told me about her life, I thought it didn't seem pretty bad at first glance. As a bicurious guy at the time, I asked her if she could hook me up with a guy because I've always wanted to see experiment, and it seemed like the perfect opportunity since I could earn some money from that experience. Basically started from there.
>>24904479
It's not hard, just install grindr and find a gun.
>he let's himself get fucked for money
>he doesn't receive payment to fuck girls, or other people's wives
Lmao @ OP. Aren't neets supposed to be in perfect physical condition?
>>24904460
Huh. Thanks. I wouldn't know for sure, but I assume guys pay more to be dominated/sub things, is that as true? Or have you never done/considered anything other than blowjobs etc? I mean, personally I'd do tons of fetish stuff for money (feet/whip/etc) before I'd blow someone. But I suppose I'm more comfortable with kinky things.
>>24904493
>mfw i've been a bull twice
How did I end up on this fucking board still?
>>24904496
Some asked for extra yes, but I only do hand/foot/blowjobs exclusively. I'm not a big fan of anal and I'm not a very kinky person either.
>>24904484
How do you ask people if they wanna pay you for services? You ever make anyone mad asking?
>>24904488
>get grindr
>guys hitting on me
>his profile says +hiv
>start ignoring him
>he takes it off his profile
FUCK that
>>24904528
They usually come to me now, but when I started, I was the one who had to take the initiative. Yeah, I made some people upset, but those who are buying prostitutes in my experience are either bi or really kinky to the point where they don't mind that a guy sucks them off. It helps that my prices are cheaper than your standard hooker, too.
>>24904542
Guys with HIV are pretty easy to feel out. Does he want to smoke meth? Does he want to avoid condoms? Does he have all his teeth? Is his profile written in clear english?
>>24904496
>be visiting parents house in Florida keys
>smallish gated waterfront community
>late at night drinking and we were all hanging out with the neighbors
>my gf at the time looks full "not like the other girls"
>pink pastel hair, thigh highs, combat boots, some weeb style blouse
>old right neighbor offers my gf $1000 for a giantess fetish film with zero nudity
We ended up not taking it on the basis that we didn't want to fall into the "just this once" trap and end up selling this guy fetish tapes for a living. That and I had a decent enough job. It's still a pretty alluring offer, though, if I was a single grill I'd totally do it for a living.
>>24904545
How much you make a month?
>>24904542
Shits scary. It's one of the reasons I haven't acted on any gay/bi urges. That and I'm not big/strong enough to top but definitely not bottoming.
>>24904050
>it's only 1-2 hours of work foolish goyim
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>>24903854
>>24903931
> have sex
> be employed
> but i'm totally a NEET and a robot you guys!
Gays are like women: they're sluts who can get laid whenever they want, and don't belong on r9k.
>>24904576
How do you even get into a conversation where a guys asking you that and you don't get upset ?
>>24904576
FUCKING NERDS
You missed out on a hell of an opportunity.
Vaporwave dream life.
>you will never make fetish tapes with your pastel qt gf and a creepy old man to a Saint Pepsi soundtrack
>>24904585
About 250 euros from clients, plus about 350 from my part time job.
>>24904676
>600 euro/month
Christ m8, you could make more selling """"""art"""""" to children on tumblr like I do.
>>24903854
How can you be neet if you are LITERALLY working for money.
The wagekuk gets figuratively fucked by his jew boss that steals his money. You LITERALLY get fucked for money.
>>24904717
The difference is that the wagecvck doesn't WANT to get fucked, whereas this guy does. He's doing what he loves.
>>24903993
Somebody replace this guy's battery.
>>24904711
It's more than enough for what I need. I could get a real job and earn 700 + 250 from clients, but it's not necessary.
>>24903993
hi aaaaa42
>>24904619
It was out of the blue, late after most everyone else was gone or asleep. I also didn't get really upset because he asked us, it wasn't like he propositioned her and ignored me, and he was as polite as you could be when asking something like that.
>>24904626
I don't think he wanted a vaporwave themed fetish video, but good idea.
It wouldn't be the vaporwave dream life unless I was making vaporwave with her, not fetish videos with someone who looks vapor core.
I make like 4 grand at furry conventions fucking virgin autists. And I'm female.
>>24903854
That is called being a sex worker, and it is in fact referred to as "the oldest profession in the world" Mr. ``NEET''
>>24903854
B/C being fucked in the ass is gay
>>24904788
>sex worker
hi tumblr
>>24904806
whatever nerd
>>24904786
I remember in a thread somewhere, maybe ic or i, maybe even d, about how much furry artists make taking commissions.
If I remember there were people making hundreds from sketches and over 1k for full color commissions and they added on the stupidest fees like
>200 if you want multiple light sources
>extra 250 if the character isn't mine
>100 if it involves feathers or scales
>>24904833
Those additional fees sound reasonable since it more tedious work
>>24904857
Its more that prices are inflated in the gay furry market. I think it's only where it is because market blah blah, if people pay it that's the price it's at.
You aren't NEET if you get fucked for money. Fucking normies.
>>24904963
Lmao where's that pic from?
>>24905011
Some kek thread on /b/ yesterday.
>>24904963
I hate how much these fake snapchat screencaps turn me on.
Can you link me to that thread?
>>24904963
Its completely effortless though
Dont have to wake up 5 fucking days a week in the morning and spent 8-9hrs there
Sometimes the rich guys cum to me
