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Why don't robots like sex?
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Why don't robots like sex?
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I'd like to have sex with a virgin wife and subsequently plan out our lives together


oh wait that's sexist isn't it you roast beef human petri dish?
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What kind of animal is that it looks to smug?
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I derive very little physical pleasure from sex when I've done it in the past and most of my fetishes don't relate to physical sensations that could happen in the real world. Occasional masturbation is better.

I'd still have sex with someone I loved of course.
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>>24902856
it's a young human female
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>>24902695
i dont know how it feels, so im indiferent
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>>24902884
You cheeky trickster. What's the big grey cum thing
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>>24902930
it's a beluga whale, anon.
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>>24902695
masturbation is better, because i can do it any time i want to anything i want, unlike roasties you have to pay to fuck
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>>24902945
>Shits spooky
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>>24902884
The ol' reddit manatee-roo!
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because they can't get any.
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I did it once with a FWB when we were drunk and it was awkward and dumb. It didn't really feel that good even without a condom even though she was 18 and pretty tight. I couldn't even come after 20 minutes of pounding. At that point my dick went limp so we awkwardly gave up.

She's wasn't ugly or anything -- definitely a 7/10. I've just fapped so much that sex doesn't do it for me anymore. I can only cum by fapping a certain way and to certain stuff.

A part of me wants to try this NoFap thing to hopefully restore the sensitivity and reset my preferences, but another part says: what's the point? I don't know any girls these days anyway.
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I can only imagine it'd be incredibly awkward and humiliating for me if by some miracle I ever had the chance to do it. I mean the whole thing seems so weird to me, you just lie there rubbing your genitals together while heavily panting and moaning and maybe saying some bad dirty talk. Honestly seems like too much work when I could just fap to perfect 2D women and fetishes that I'd never experience in real life.
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>>24902695
It doesn't feel like l expected it to feel like, vaginas are disgusting and the ass is nowhere as clean as in the porn movies.
hentai is my life
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It's tedious. I haven't cum during sex in I don't know how long, and that's if I can force myself to have sex with my gf to begin with.
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>>24903356
>vaginas are disgusting
This desu senpai
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>>24902695
It looks, sounds, and smells ridiculous.
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>>24902695
'cause it's illegal to have with the qt in your pic
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sex requires more and more work the more modern we get and it gets less and less exciting the more modern we get.
eventually technology will have us fucking synthetic things.
people aren't ready for the actual technology singularity, they think they are, but they aren't.
when you walk in on your man cheating on you with a VR headset, what the fuck are you gonna do then?

people won't even know what to do with themselves or how to quantify things.
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But I do like sex. Had it twice and got ton cum bareback into this 20 y/o who works for me :)
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small pen0r
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Why don't Ethiopians like food?
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i don't know what sex feels like but i'm sure it's the greatest feeling in the world and i'd love to try it one day
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>>24902695
its big nigga season get you one
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>denied sex my entire life
>fap to porn
>eventually forget that I wanted sex with another person

Women seem to think that all men are aggressive rapists. For a lot of men it's actually the opposite. We just don't give a shit.
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>>24902695
Nice assumption there.
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because the wet hole is attached to a cunt
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