ITT: weird stuff you do that makes you horny
is it actually weird though?
i mean really think about it and tell me it's weird
I have a detachable shower nozzle and it feels awesome to have warm water caressing from my balls all the way up the shaft to the head. I guess it's not "weird" since it's straight up genital stimulation but it's a very pleasant feeling, I recommend it.
>>24902111
I don't know, OP, that dick looks flacid.
>>24902190
Who doesn't do this?
I like to read posts on women's forums about there husband or boyfriends not having sex with them. I don't know why but thinking about keking some guy without him knowing and fucking his starved gf gets me hard as diamonds.
>>24902252
this. But.. Enjoy your ban.
>captcha fades out pictures of boats when i click them
wtf
Picture myself fucking pretty girls and stabbing them to death. Usually with screwdrivers.
Pretty normie tier imo
>ITT: weird stuff you do that makes you horny
Pooping
>>24902222
Flaccid dicks are actually my fetish.
>Also pic related
>>24902111
I really want to lose a lot of weight and then just fuck traps/sissy boys.
No traps like a big fatty with literally no penis.
>>24902190
>mfw my shower head isn't detachable
I had a shower once at my bros and he had a detachable shower head. Mannnn having that think soaking onto my balls felt great.
One day I hope I can fuck a trap/sissy in the shower and play with each others dicks while having a detachable. The dream.
>>24903439
Anon, real life traps aren't the same as the ones posted on 4chan, workout for me instead. Then we'll be bros and feel pretty bro
Scratching my asshole and smelling my poo flakes
Hnnggggg FUCK that's good.
>>24902252
>>24902336
Freaks that need castrated
>>24902111
Its 2015 being gay isnt weird anymore
Being strangled, beaten and publicly humiliated (exhibition).
>>24903780
show me that neck bb ;)
>>24903595
>they masturbate to things i dont like, so cut their dicks off
Every time I'm invited to a friend's house I like to shove my head into their dirty clothes when they're not around. I love the smell.
tfw no giant gf ;-;
Older guys
diapers desu senpai
how come r9k is all repressed trannies who are jealous of women
i get rock hard every time i ee this picture for some reason, she's literally an ironing board as well
>>24904972
>all repressed trannies
when do they start posting their boipuccis
Diapers.
And not just diapers, I have very complicated, explicit fantasies involving them. I can't play video games or watch movies without thinking about how I'd like to see the main characters in diapers.
Vore, post vore scat and normal scat, the first two are related to each other and it's a finality domination thing but I don't like poop, just looking at a girls butthole twitching and her straining and that probably a mental disorder
Hard vore. I had no idea I was into it until I watched Tokyo Ghoul. Now I want Kaneki to eat me. :(
>>24902111
look at my ass in the mirror
>>24905187
I do this too senpai
>>24902111
Reading. Every time I read a book, no matter what kind of book it is, I get this uncontrollable urge to whack it after about half an hour of reading.
>>24905007
do you wear diapers senpai?
I like to read those help forums for teens that describe how they got molested and raped, and I like crossdressing too.
>>24905003
those dimples on her lower back.. hnnng
>>24902111
Does anyone else get hard when they're trying to solve a difficult math problem or are mentally frustrated in some other manner?
I lay in the bath positioned so that the water from the faucet falls right onto my dick. Then I cum buckets.
Everyone should try it.
I have an online friend I like to bully. Sometimes he'll bully me instead, which is pretty hot too.
Other than that I like wearing diapers and fapping to and collecting panties.
I fap to this over and over again while playing a heartbeat sound effect and xeno queen hissing scenes as background noise.
Really want a girl to vocaroo it...
talking to the girl i liked through text
>>24902111
I pretend to be an underage girl in a few chatrooms and pretty much everybody falls for it.
We erp and whatever and the few guys I talk to that I actually give attention to want to impregnate me.
I don't know why it gets me so hard, but I usually fap to it.
>>24902111
The thought of fucking some cute boy's butt while his girlfriend watches always gets me off, even though I think cheating's pretty shitty
>visit cemeteries and take pictures of them to fap to
>watch slasher films, the more over the top the victim's performance is, the better
>read medical textbooks on the process of decomposition
and so on
and so forth
Original bump blox
traps/futa but i don't think thats weird anymore
have a fantasy of being childhood friends with a girl and then in our teens discover she has a dick and having a sexual relationship with her while just looking like close friends from the outsideim a grill
I like huge boobs and big bellies more than any man should. I mean, it's to the point where I make my own set of fake boobs and a big, fat belly to attach to my skinny frame.
I use oversized balloons filled with water to make the boobs, being careful not to go too big (around old Denise Milani size for reference) and then fill another one with much more water to attach to my stomach. Using a variety of shirts, rubber bands and pants, I can get them sitting in the perfect place without the fear of them falling out/off my body.
So even right now I'm sitting here with a huge fake belly that reaches halfway to my knees when I sit, and two K cup sized boobs resting on top in a makeshift bra.
Pic related for sizes.
Thoughts about having anal sex with girls who I HONESTLY hate
>>24910609
post oversized balloons filled with water or GTFO
>>24902336
>>24903595
did someone post some actual cheesy pizza?
>>24910609
>>24910639
Pretty good, huh?
I love the weight more than anything.
>>24902111
basically, women
>>24910652
it was a picture of a 12(?) year old girl with cum on her bathing suit
>>24910725
a-are you a man or a woman? That body type is pretty much 99% of pregnant women, minus the huge tits.
>>24910924
Man.
It's amazing what you can achieve with a few giant balloons filled with water, some rubber bands and some stretchy clothes.
>>24910652
Nah, it was gay furry shit.
Wearing my sister's panties make me hard. I like to masturbate with them on every time.
I don't know why. If it's because I'm crossdressing and pretending to be a girl, if it's because it's my sister's panties and she'll be wearing cum-stained panties the next day, or if it's because I'm stealing her panties and I may get caught one day. Probably a mix of the 3.
This thread is absolutely disgusting.
Its not really wierd to be attracted to traps or trannys. Thge reason for it is that in caveman times, if you were fucking another man that meant you had bested him in every way possible. In a world that is so obsessed with dominance and power, fucking another man is the ultimate domination, even worse than killing him. It meant you were strong. Of course bitch boys couldn't compete with all these alphas, so instead they evolved into being bitch boys to offer the alpha male sex in return for the right to exist.
>>24902111
The things I get horny to are actually completely normal, but society made arbitrary rules deeming it "unethical." Pic related.
Why is /r9k/ so full of trannies?
I've always been obsessed with giant, massive fake breasts.
The weight, the size, the problems they'd cause women... I'd love to have a pair like Chelsea's resting in my lap hanging from my chest.
>>24902111
I want like.... anime sized tits honestly but I wouldn't want fake boobs...tfw no qt boy will be able to suckle from you
>>24913004
I'll suckle whatever you have.
>>24911551
no, prepubescent is not normal you piece of shit pedo...
No shame bump
>>24913095
Just because I like looking at young girls doesn't mean I'm a pedophile. Especially not a piece of shit.
This gave me a semi
I felt disgusted inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPA2u7iTrtw
>>24903439
Literally no penis is a bigger issue desu.
