ITT: we predict our own deaths
I start: stomach/liver cancer in my 40s
suicideniggers
Crashing this planewith no survivors
hypothermia while hiking alone in the snow
I die in the 50s from broken heart
I die from that disease thats easily preventable if I get a prostate exam.
>>24901333
Suicide 2016 if I don't get into my schools nursing program or suicide in my late 20s after the fear of growing old and realization of the pointlessness of life overwhelm me.
Most likely suicide at point
If not then probably in an accident
if not then whatever kills people most these days
memeing too hard
hit by a truck while driving my motorcycle too fast on the highway
I die tomorrow from a semi hitting me on the highway.
Hopefully.
Heart attack induced from having too much sex
>>24901333
suicide by liver failure by the time i'm 26
Holy jihad
I'm a quiet respectful guy, but I must snap at some point.
Uncured virginity, late 20s.
>>24901333
heart disease at 65
i'll probably die due to an accident in my 20s
i just DON'T CARE
>>24901333
Either:
1. Suicide
2. Lung cancer
3. Killed in some pointless war
3 possibilities
>sudoku at 35
>heart attack in late 40s
>brain cancer in 60s
Probably gonna kill myself or die of a drug overdose, 28 or so
Killed in a car accident by either an old person or a stupid college/high school student.
left home, never returned, age 30currently 29but feel like my life halted progress at 19
> actual cause of death: starvation or exposure to FUCK CANADA tier weather
>>24901333
Mouth cancer or something, I get a lot of ulcers on my tongue & cheeks :/
No reason why I get so many, must be cancer.
>>24901715
You alright buddy?
>>24901715
Dude I saw this picture 3 years ago and saved it on my old computer, seeing it again and remembering it I realise it still rings true with me, I hardly ever see it around anymore though.
>an hero or lung cancer at 40
>>24901333
Suicide after a successful nuclear attack.
Either that, or dying peacefully in my bed.
Mauled to death trying to winning a boxing match against a bear.
In all honesty,
>diabeetus (family, both sides)
>Various cancers
>Suicide (if development of above and life situation hasn't changed)
overodose of an opioid at 21
>>24902738
I've seen it several times in the past year.
>>24901333
some kind of body failure
Suicide in my early 20's
>>24901333
some possibilities
>suicide a few weeks before or after my 30th birthday
>work-related or traffic accident in my 30s or 40s
>body failure before 60
Probably prostate or stomach cancer in my late 50's early 60's
lung cancer (from weed mostly), early 70s
Suicide. 2018
>>24901333
>Suicide between 18-20
That's atleast when I'm planning to kill myself
Nuclear war in my early 80s.
Bullet through the head. May 8, 2017.
Heart failure at 42.
Suicide, once I finish finals.
Getting hit by a car.
Some boring cancer at 80s.
>>24901333
mouth cancer in my late 30's
>>>/b/656812875
Help us save her /b/ros
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#SUICIDE 2016
>>24901715
I know that feels man.
I've actually been trying to better my life and trying to do something I've always wanted to do for a little over a year now, but if that doesn't work out (which I will probably find out if it does or not at the end of December) then I'll probably just walk off into the woods and die of hypothermia. Or out right just off myself by hanging or some shit.
Suicide in my early 20s
Original comment
> fall down stairs while bringing food down to my room and hit my head on my weights
> go into coma and have the plug pulled on me
>>24901333
Expectations: crashing my car in my mid-20s, if not then crashing by my will in late 40s
Reality: heart attack in my early 30s/late 20s
type 1 diabetes slowly shutting my body down
Suicide before I hit my thirties.
>>24901333
Suicide by cyanide.
Suicide
25
Suicide as soon as I run out of money and can't afford to keep playing sonic, watching cartoons and getting fucked up all day.
Unless I find a job, which I won't, and even if I do I'll probably still do it.
Given my family history, probably cancer when I'm 90 or some shit.
We're pretty resilient, but cancer seems to be what kills you eventually if nothing else gets you.
>>24901333
Mysterious disappearance after years spent tracking the existence of a long lost race of humanoids with a vested interest in celebrating humanity's acts of violence on a global scale
Suicide.
30
>>24901333
suicide within the next 2 years
>>24907516
bad idea senpai, use a shotgun
who gives a shit about the mess? your experience stops. you won't be capable of feeling bad about it
Suicide or drug overdose in 20's, or heart disease in 40's or 50's.
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>>24906801
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>>24903541
>all these kids
>>24905351
I marked it on my calendar. I'll do something special for you.
Suicide by next Christmas if not this one
>>24901333
Nice cancer trips
>>24901333
Losing my mind over overthinking every single little thing in my life
>>24908211
We can do it together anon, lets be brave
Cirrhosis of the liver caused by excessive drinking. I'm already downing a liter of bottom shelf whiskey every day, at this rate I'll have it by my mid 30's.
Gunned down in front of my own house by some kuckold who gets offended by something I said in my infamously controversial public persona, and being left to die with a smile on my face
overdose on new years
I'll have a seizure at the wrong place at the wrong time. It'll be a temporal lobe seizure which means I'll be unconcious and won't feel any pain :)
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>>24903541
>>24903906
>>24904835
>>24905882
>>24905997
>>24906801
>>24907465
>>24907516
>>24907549
>>24907602
>>24907908
>>24907913
>>24907954
>>24908211
>>24908709
>>24908774
Well, can't say this wasn't entirely unexpected
Some kind of cancer from living in an industrial society
Car crash in mid 30s
I can't wait
>>24901333
Suicide or car crash at 30-40
Suicide in my 30s-40s after realising it doesn't get better no matter how old you get.
Either suicide in within the next five years or heart attack in early 60s.
>>24901333
I want to hire a hitman. That or I'll wait until some kind of apocalypse and see mankind burn to ashes before I die.
Car accident in the next 5 years.
>>24908709
Th-thanks, blox.
brain stroke, somewhere around 60.
>>24908960
we have weirdly similar views
>>24901333
killed by Syrian refugee in 2017
>>24901333
never, I create sufficient technology for biological immortality and never share it
Rooftop jump from high skyscraper. If I'm going out I want to at least end it on a thrill.
Maybe suicide in 2017 or 2018
Lung cancer at 60~
Bullet through brain on April 24, 2022. At approximately 8:00pm to 12:00pm (midnight) that is my expiry date, also my birthday.
>>24909298
>april 24
holy fuck It's my birthday date too anon
>>24909298
how old will you get on this day? 30?
