>that one fucking traumatic experience/cringeworthy moment of your life that suddenly pops up in your head and you can't sleep because of it
Anyone care to share? I just remembered all the times I pretended to be a girl online. It wasn't one of those "I'll pretend to be a girl to get free shit in a MMO" things, it ended up going into full blown relationships. I feel like I probably broke a lot of hearts.
When my penis was hanging out of my gym shorts and the girls laughed.
>>24900907
When I damaged my penis trying to masturbate without lube.
When I thought I found a girl I loved in sophomore year of high school.
We talked every day in multiple classes, just her and me.
Then one day I built up the courage to ask for her number, nothing overtly romantic. I just said,
>"Can you give me your number so I can text you sometime?"
>haha, nooooooo thanks anonnnn...
>silent
>never talked again
>literally had a chance at a relationship handed to me on a silver platter because this one girl actually asked me if I wanted to go to prom with her
>be a huge sperg and say no
>literally the next week she has some twigboi bf
>almost never speak again
JUST.
>tfw qt teenage boy touched my peepee
>tfw never see him again and kissless virgin for life
i just want to feel desired again ;_;
>>24901441
>it starts bleeding
>you're close to finishing so you say fuck it
>can't jerk off for a week afterwards
I wouldn't call it traumatic, and I don't lose any sleep over it, but I learned a valuable lesson.
>Field day in middle school
>We're playing a race where you bend your head over a bat and spin until you're dizzy
>Everyone is laughing
>After my friend tells me the whole school saw my ass crack
Probably the most embarrassing thing
Couln't get erection with a hot girl in bed. I Wanted to crawl a nearest hole and die
>>24901713
>fucking trying to keep a erection on SSRI's
I had a similar situation, wanted to just drop dead right there.
more raging over bullshit than anything
>7th grade
>in music class just playing clarinet
>ok at it
>faggy chad wanna be looking at me
>think nothing of it
>after class walking to next class
>comes up to me and sucker punches my face from behind
>don't do anything
>tell teacher before class I need to go to principal
>principal insists I did something to make him punch me
>I have a chipped tooth and embarassed in front of classmates AND not allowed to go several classes for 3 days
>he gets off scot free
I should have smacked his face back. Even if I got beat to shit I'd feel better
>>24901441
I don't even have a foreskin and i never use lube, how fucked up is your dick familia?
>>24900907
>you try to recall it
>you can't remember
>you are just sitting around
>and BOOM
>it all floods back in your head
>might as well off myself
>>24900907
think about how bad it could have gotten like you are not a trap so be thankful.
>>24900907
Rather not share. It would be like pouring salt on open wounds
>>24900907
A few nights ago my sister walked in on me jerking off, all I can think about is how fucking horrifically weak I seemed and the stupid startled expression that was on my face.
We haven't talked since.
>>24901794
>mfw similar experience happened to me too
>mfw also on SSRIs
FUCK
>>24900907
That time a cat stole my car keys
>>24901868
I swear I've read this before
>>24901474
That's what you get for not being Chad :^)
teehee
