>And this is my brother's room, he stays indoors all day!
its a basement.
*returns O_O faec*
girl on the right is hot
that being said i wouldnt allow my sister to ever come in my room if i had a sister
I want to punt kick the girl on the left and fuck the other two while the punted one watches
>and this is my sister's vagina
>*shows them the Arby's sandwich I'm eating*
>>24899809
>check out his favourite costume, he goes to lgbt rallies with it!
>i-i-i im n-not a c-kek!
>>24899809
i want to punch that face on the right
*turns head quickly*
*hisses*
>>24899841
I licked my teeth when I saw her
>>24899809
Oh hello I see you noticed me sitting here masturbating. Please feel free to stay and watch it shan't be long now
>>24899858
Reee an attractive girl hisss
>>24899809
>tfw brother always brings back chicks
>tfw my computer room is in tiny cupboard
>tfw then they always open door and introduce me like I'm a museum piece
rrrrrrRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>24899809
fuck/kill/marry
>>24899925
If my brother lived in one of these I'd show him off that way too
>and this is anon
>he lives in here
>opem doors
>"reeeeee"
>close doors
>we leave him alone most the time
>>24899851
Almost made me wake up everyone.
>>24899851
kek made me laugh unexpectedly
>>24899994
>open doors
>"reeeeee"
>close doors
>>24899994
jesus christ anon, made me spill my coke
>>24899851
I'm fucking dead anon
>>24899809
Sister, why is your speech so stilted? Why do you and your friends look like mannequins?
>Sitting in my room a few weeks ago
>Mother is showing my grandparents around the house as we only moved in recently
>Grandparents hate me and disapprove of my NEET lifestyle
>I haven't finished unpacking
>Only things I have unpacked are some anime figurines and my PS4 and Xbox One
>They are walking past my door
>Barge in uninvited
>Immedietely start commenting on the state of my room
>"Woah honey, I didn't know my grandson was finally moving out!" says my grandfather
>grandmother picks up one of my figurines
>"And very smart of you to let a 10 year old girl move in when he leaves" says grandma
>have to pretend to laugh
>"hhgggaaaaa no grandma I am still living here for the time being these are my items"
>grandmother huffs at me
>"How much yen are these Japanese women paying then?" laughs my grandfather
>grandmother laughs as well and tells him "They are probably paying in sexual favours to our grandson"
>mother is standing letting this harassment continue
>eventually intervenes
>"Well lets go and see the rest of the house mum and dad"
>Grandfather tells her "Well OK but don't tell me you have a bunch of chinks renting out the toilet as well, I need a shit"
I fucking hate this, it is MY PRIVATE BEDROOM
>>24899809
women like this should be persuaded to do porn I mean fuck
>>24899851
GOD DAMN
"BROTHER ANON-KUN, WHERE IS THE FILTER?!?!"
>>24899851
winnign
>>24899851
All
>>24900047
me
>>24900067
to
>>24900153
be
>>24900553
quite
>>24900554
honest
>>24900501
>it is MY PRIVATE BEDROOM
I can see you just muttering that to yourself after they leave.
>>24900501
>anime figurines
Reading up to this point I already decided that you fully deserved whatever you were going to get in this story. But then I finished reading and realised that it was fake and gay.
2/10. Try harder
>>24899809
Jokes on you, my sister was adopted and left the country cos she didn't like it
>>24899809
>I'll never bury my face in those tiddies
Fucking hell somebody just kill me
>>24903097
Shame about the donkey-face though.
I'd go for right.
>>24902588
>redditor capping posts for karma detected
Sorry guys my bitch of a sister brought her friends in my room
>>24899994
you made me spit out my weed you fuck!
>>24900501
>Well OK but don't tell me you have a bunch of chinks renting out the toilet as well, I need a shit
Your made-up grandpa in your made-up story sounds based
>>24903197
Meh her face isn't that in my opinion.I'm probably just hypnotized by her breasts.
>>24899841
She's definitely going to age terribly.
>>24899809
I can see by the look on the rightmost girl's that she can smell my trash bin full of fap napkins.
>>24903397
*bad
Shite senpai
>>24899925
>>24899994
this will be remembered until the end of time
>>24899809
I honestly find the far left to be the qt-iest
>>24899994
>>24899851
Top kek
Heheheh
>>24899851
Good one, Anon.
>>24903438
Yes it is, her face is comically unattractive.
She's got that inbred Iberian look.
>>24899849
Literally had the exact same thought
>>24899851
>and this is my sister's vagina
>*shows them the Arby's sandwich I'm eating*
>*silence*
>eww anon you're disgusting
>what a freak
noone will get your roastie "joke" - everybody will think that you're a freak who wants to fuck his own sister
>>24899994
>closes door
>We leave him alone most of the time
someone please give my sides a good home
>>24903423
Well, she is female.
>>24903423
>>24903857
Brown girls actually age better.
>>24903898
literally every middle aged brown woman I've ever seen looks like a hag
Creepy one on the left is the one I'd go for
>>24899994
I laughed out loud
Fuckckxkfkfk the robot
>>24899809
Here's a pic of her and her boyfriend
>>24904013
>implying
Mate I have her instagram and you can't fool me
>>24904013
Wait run minert..
>>24904013
>320x320
Outta my way, pleb.
>>24899809
Latina women are the best. Just dropping in to say that.
>>24904214
How so?
What's "crazy" in a white woman is normal in a Latina.
How are you doing tonight ladies? I have a spot on my bed tonight if one of you need a place to crash. Just knock whenever
>>24899809
>>24904013
>>24904182
OP is from /r/asianmasculinity and has been spamming AMWF couples obsessively since 10 Feb 2011
https://archive.is/SqMNQ
>>24904182
WHITE PUSSY WAS MADE FOR THE BIG ASIAN DICK
>>24899809
Hi Emily you look great
>>24899809
>and if you don't get out I'll throw an open piss bottle at you
the fuck is wrong with your friend on the left?
>>24905082
>She's about to drug you and make you impure, anon!
>>24899950
>kill the big titted one
literal faggot
>>24899809
Girl on the left is a major qt.
>>24900501
euthanasia
>>24899809
I know these women. Emily Barry and Kim Carpluk (don't know left). They're drama whores. As in broadway/musical kind of drama.
The on in the middle has an uglier sister that is vaguely robot-ish. She still has big boobs tho.
I don't think they'd make fun of a robot stuck in his room. At least not to his face.Emily's little sister is a qt
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The one on the left looks crazy enough to fuck a robot.
>>24899950
Kill/Marry/Fuck
>>24904327
>mfw browsing /r/asianmasculinity
>>24899809
Fuck I had something like this happen to me last week.
>kv neet who lives with two strangers, one guy, one girl
>the guy is pretty cool but I don't see a lot of him
>the girl is your typical moody bitch, whatever
>heard her in her room last week talking to a friend
>"yeah that other room is Anon's room. He's soooo weird, he just sits in his room all day. If that was me I'd go mad"
>she continues "he never has any friends over. I think he's a total loner"
WELL FUCK YOU BITCH. WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT YOUR LIFE?? YOU SPEND 8 HOURS A DAY IN WAGEKEKHOLDY AND WHEN YOU COME HOME YOU'RE TOO TIRED TO DO ANYTHING BUT WATCH NETFLIX. THEN YOU GET DRUNK AT THE WEEKENDS HOPING THAT THIS WEEK CHAD CHOOSES YOU TO PUMP AND DUMP!! AT LEAST I SPEND MY TIME READING AND LEARNING AND IMPROVING MYSELF YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!
>Sister's friends (they're all 13) walk past room, I forgot I had the door open.
>"Hi anon!"
HOWD THEY KNOW MY NAME
>>24903313
Why do you have weed in your mouth?
>>24899994
that tickled me
>>24900501
I have never heard of anyone's grandparents ever hating them
that's fucked bro
She looks like one of those crazy whores who would force you to cum inside her at gunpoint
>>24909215
Well, quite obviously, you fucking autist, your sister told them.
Glad I'm a former crimefag
My family couldn't be happier to have inside all day
>>24909942
Then I guess we have to kill her.
We can't let women like her breed, unless we're that desperate to save the white race.
>>24899884
>attractive
top heh
>>24903802
would you let him have this
>cunt
>>24899809
why do normalfags think that staying inside all day is somehow a "bad" thing?
>>24904182
>>24904103
What's her instagram?
>>24909215
pics of them? are they qt?
holy moly
that lucky bastard
>>24909942
My fetish.
Literally crazy short hair girls.
>>24909942
How would that be bad in any way?
>Few years ago
>31st of december
>Just like every other new year celebration Im at home playing vidya and trying to forget I dont have friends as a teen
>Sister comes in with some girl friends
>They all stare at me and laugh
>Talk behind my back and laugh again
>They finally leave after 2 hours of torment
The one with the big tits is Emliy Barry.
Enjoy robots.
Those tits on the middle girl
>>24899809
that middle bitch would be so hot with a more normal nose, 10/10 tits wasted on an ugly cunt.
I used to live with this really hot roommate. I would be in the living room playing Diablo at 3AM and she would come through the door with random guys she picked up from the bar and awkwardly say hi before going to her bedroom.
She ended up fucking me a few times, but it's not much of a victory to lose your virginity to a girl who's been with a lot of guys. Even if she is really hot.
>playing xbox
>18 at the time
>sister is 17
>brings friends over
>one sites beside me and starts asking about the game
>think it's a joke or something and don't really answer
>now I'm 25 and find out she wanted to fuck me for about three years
>watching Netflix in a blanket cocoon on the floor
>same girl comes over
>goes out of her way to come say hi
>don't even move my head, just turn eyes over in her direction
>begin metamorphosis
>caccoon covers my face
>she leaves
She was a 7/10 Latina with decent tits.
>>24910925
>begin metamorphosis
>caccoon covers my face
kek
>>24909942
This is my new fetish of the day. Are there any porns of guys being forced to cum inside crazy women at gunpoint? Bonus points if its a real armed jizz robbery.
>>24911013
This pls
Niggercockimoriginal
>hang with my brother
>eating at a restaurant
>invited some friends
>suddenly this short, blonde appears
>shows an unnatural interest in me
>fawns over me, asks me how I am doing
>I don't know her but try to remain polite thinking she might be an acquaintance of his
>never saw her again after that night nor did I ask the brother what was up with her
I'm still traumatized desu. All that stress keeps returning when I'm thinking about it.
I'd let all three of these girls defecate and urinate on me desu.
>>24899809
this exact thing happened to me a year or so ago, something broke down inside me and i started acting super alfa, hours later, I coud hear one of her friends whispering her "your brother is so cool". I should've asked for her phone, but my rush was over by then.
>>24903313
Look at me guys I have weed lmao xD. Please give me attention.
>>24899809
>that girl on the rights face when she stepped on my year old cumrag
>that girl on the lefts face when she sees my mlp desktop background
>my hot sister in the middle who's completely oblivious to my degeneracy, I'm still her baby brother. She has no idea I fap with a pair of her dirt panties wrapped around my balls, another pair over my face, and a third pair used to rub my dick
>>24909194
>spend my time shitposting on r9k
Fixed it for you senpai
>>24909942
That sounds great desu.
>>24911513
Made me chuckleoriginal as fuck
>>24910925
>supporting DRMflix
SERVES YOU RIGHT FAGGOT
>>24910564
BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES COUSIN
>>24899994
Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that.
>>24906341
Does her sister have an instagram account or a blog somewhere?
I happen knwo your tumblr nicks and I've seen you reblog stuff at 3am
>>24899809
I don't want to come awake again
to hold my head in my hands
and if I go outside again
I will surely fall apart.
They expect you to go outside
but every time you do,
self-deprecating thoughts
always fill your head.
They speak louder than anyone
>lol im a fagt
>>24903472
Everything on this site will be remembered forever once AI gets to the point where it can access everything ever posted to the internet in its memory.
>>24909942
sounds amazing desu, senpai
>>24899809
>"Sis, wanna join my teaparty? Your girlfriends can join too, if they like..."
>>24912535
What? Dusbeisuwbdnfidb
>>24899994
kek
(also fuck the robot right up its ass)
>>24899809
I want to fuck all of them man
had this exact scenario happen in the OP, 3 girls at my door
the girls said my room smelled like her boyfriends, and consider i keep the door closed and play wow/dont shower, it probably smelled of BO and jizz
Have we already rated with one of them is the hottest yet? I like the right one.judge and be judged
>>24911054
just remember anon
if ANY girl shows positive attention, she's just making polite conversation
if any girl talks to me i usually just humor them until they leave or i feel like the conversation has been going on for too long and i leave
>>24900501
>having both an xbox one and ps4
Why waste that much money as a NEET?
>>24906341
more of this bitch
>the one on the left wants fuck
>>24903802
Desired effect: intruders leave your domain feeling violated and/or disturbed
Success
>>24914809
right on point senpai
>>24910113
None of those women are white.
>>24910678
You didn't do anything?
>>24910843
You forgot the uneven eye sockets.
>>24910914
How the fuck do you even get a roommate like that?
>>24910925
>one sits beside me and starts asking about the game
>think it's a joke or something and don't really answer
This is what years of being rejected and lied to does.
>>24900501
>glorious NEET life
>>24904305
I don't like what Mark Hamill did to his hair.
>>24912874she has both
The crazy thing about Emily is while she has huge boobs in real life, she shoops them to be even more humongous for her instagram account. I think it is a prank her and her two devilish little sisters are playing on all of us.
>>24909410
My grandfather is an absolute asshole who has done awful things and deserves to be alone and have an awful life, yet he has a girlfriend and shitloads of money. He even mocks me over how he's an almost 80 year old man with a sex life and I don't have one I hate him profoundly.
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT! GET OUT!
>>24917019
are her boobs real? I knew a girl in HS with boobs like that, but they were fake. She was a Jewess and her Jew lawyer father got her a breast enlargement for her 16th birthday...
>>24917365
Yes, they are 100% real. Emily is a bit heavier than the photos she posts on instagram suggest. She also shrinks her waist in some of them.
Here is a photo posted by one of her sisters which is unshooped
>>24917528
thought the one in the middle was her and had a hearty kek, thanks m8
>>24917544
That's the middle sister. She is cute too once you get to know her. She is a textbook example of "yeah, but she's got a great personality".
>>24917589
She looks like Ernest Borgnine in that other picture
Should I post old photos of Emily? high school senior here
>>24917623
Yeah, but she'd still make a good gf.
>>24917528
dat shrek
I noticed other chick was in this one.
>>24917665
If her tits are visible, yeah
If you are this guy >>24906341 how do you know her anon?
>>24899851
My fellow frogposter
oh genetics
>>24917788
They went to high school with my sister.
The secret to big boobs.
>>24899809
>be attractive
>"omg anon is sooo cute!!!"
>"aww he's so shy"
>"why don't you go to the club with us so we can get you out of your shell!"
>be manlet
>"wow what a loser"
>"get a life neckbeard"
>"is this all you do?"
all i want is to be loved
>>24917917
What's to stop that weight from going everywhere but her boobs?
Large boobs are genetic.
>>24899851
topkek ol mate
>>24899858
She's the hottest T B H
>>24899994
This threads pretty alright
>>24899994
this tbqh, also you missed pents
>>24899851
i kek'd hard
>>24909215
you fucking autist, its impossible that she's never mentioned you once to her friends. Perhaps in a time when you weren't an r9k posting neet
>>24910925
I'd do the same, especially if she was attractive because then theres no way she'd be interested in me
>>24916744
this
>>24917951That's the secret
>>24917869
Damn nigga, share the best photos then.
>>24918001
She has a youtube channel.
Remember when I said they're drama whores? You're going to see why. They have that "big" personality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lozOrH0AwM8
>>24918073
There aren't any. Emily posts all her most flattering and sluttiest photos completely publicly.
I only have old and unflattering photos. She didn't blossom until after college anyway.
>>24899994
i'm too short can you grab my sides
Good and recent candid photo of Emily if you want to know what she looks like in real life. I haven't seen her in a year tho.
>>24916945
Links pls
>>24918490
no
:^bloxx
>>24918490
https://www.instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/?hl=en
>>24918086
>$899 plus tax
Bitch good cameras are at least $1200
In college I used a camera that was $2,700 and it was beautiful
>>24918605
again, performing arts major. In her case she's a stylist/cosmologist or something. She's poor, nigga.
>>24917528
>only one who didn't come out as a hobgoblin and even got a big rack too
>>24918674
Most art students have rich parents.
>>24918691
>hobgoblin
>>24918721
poor is relative, I mean she talks about moving across the country on a whim in that video so she isn't starving
>>24899809
Time for a drink, anons.
>>24918735
Yeah, she seems like the stereotypical Italian-American princess.
>>24899994
I dont get the reeee part
>>24918768
Sometimes Emily really reminds me of that one guy that makes this face you see posted all around here.
Photos of these three girls really remind me of how much difference lighting and make-up can make.
>>24909215
you know what they want mayne
still cute
>>24918917
How does she stay up right?
>>24919047
Jewish women are built to carry the heavy juggs.
>>24919134
>Employee of the Quarter
>Ryan Wong/Randy Wang
>>24917917
>>24917779
>>24917019
please whats her instagram???
>>24919280
Google her SENPAI
>>24919231
The Pretty Good Podcast was exactly what it said.
One of my favorite episodes:
http://prettygoodpodcast.com/pgp-532-the-orgy-angel.html
>>24919309
just found it oh my god she's almost perfect
>>24919388
well remember those photos are pretty much all shooped by her
I want her and Marina to breed.
>>24919134
Is she really a jewess?
Seems like your typical italian-american, except with huge tits
>>24919417
Her nipples must be the same diameter as a child's head.
![1740094-flv.flv_snapshot_47.21_[2015.09.02_00.20.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zGBwPhL.jpg "1740094-flv.flv_snapshot_47.21_[2015.09.02_00.20.44].jpg")
>>24919479
Could be. Eden Mor's are. Her areolas at least.
>>24919471
Emily and Gina are both Jewesses through and through.
