>tfw ex-gf of 3 weeks a year ago is sending me nudes out of fucking nowhere
I don't know how to feel about this
It's a trap isn't it
post them m8
>of 3 weeks a year ago
what
Those are all "starmen", by the way
Any relationship greater than a friendship isn't worth the risk, be it deception, or anything else
>of 3 weeks a year ago
make up your mind lad
>>24899639
>>24899668
think he means they dated for three weeks a year ago.
im literally denying myself pussy right now cause shes drunk
fuck my conscience
Don't do it op. This has rape claim written all over it
>>24899839
you're a good man, anon. stick to your convictions. rub one out if it'll help.
>>24899839
>a a a a a a alcohol
What?
>>24899976
prob some inside joke between him and the grill or something.
post those nudes OP.
>>24899839
>im literally denying myself pussy right now cause shes drunk
hello reddit
>>24899948
god dammit help me
i am but a man
>>24899976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfjtpp90lu8
>>24900032
She either wants your dick bad or she is at the bar with a bunch of niggers and wants youto lure you into a trap.
>>24900051
shes in her bed
>>24900058
Is se hot?
>>24900032
You don't want to let her win but you also don't want her to just go out and fuck absolutely anyone.
Hard decisions, m8. I vote stay the course and refuse her.
>>24900075
yeah, man. what if she regrets it tomorrow? the next time you'll get laid is by tyrone in prison.
drunk pussy is never worth the risks.
>>24900000
don't mind me, just passing by
>>24900075
I mean I don't mind banging again I just don't want to fuck her drunk.
When she first told me she liked me she was really drunk and then apologized in the morning.
Now she's texting me saying she does buttstuff. I don't wanna go to jail but goddamn.
My dick is slowly winning this war of attrition. I'm trying to just talk to her till she falls asleep.
>>24900119
Dubs are more than welcome in my threads senpai. Always a pleasure.
>>24900109
How often does that happen?
>>24900160
rarely, but that changes nothing. gotta be careful.
>>24900022
>banging a drunk ex is a good idea that only reddit beta white knights refuse
Giving a crazy ex ammunition to call you a rapist and possibly ruin your life is not really that smart.
>>24900124
Don't do it, brah. Stay true. I know you can do it.
Also,
>saying she does buttstuff
Well well well, what did she get up to in that year.
>>24900202
Well she's not really crazy. We broke up on very good terms.
But goddammit I've never tried anal and this is literally FREE SEX.
I cant even right now
>>24900222
Bro, I wouldn't touch her unless she was sober. I don't have sex with a girl unless she is sober because I'm terrified of getting called a rapist. Happened to my brother and I'd rather play it safe than getting my life ruined by a roastie.
Just from personal experience if you wanna be her friend this means nothing in the future She'llfind other dick and shrug off that ever happened
Record it so there's no confusion about consent, then post it here
>>24899599
>>24899668
>>24899639
Why is there always a high correlation between "I don't know what a fucking comma or period or capital letter is" and getting laid? Women love illiteracy.
>>24899976
>>24900010
It's from a Kayne song you fucking spergy neckbeards.
>>24900032
I'd say do it. That text is a "get out of being falsely accused of rape" free card. She's a woman. What she "wants" depends on where her egg is in her cycle, obviously right now it's at the peak, sitting there waiting to be jeezed all over so he vagina is making her mind more desperate and she's willing to show you her true self -- she doesn't give a shit about a relationship and just wants to fuck.
Take advantage of that. If she tries to make you feel guilty for her it later on tell her she's the one that initiates, it's her fault if she gets hurt.
Don't do it OP please,
you'll only have regrets later
I fapped and politely declined, then put my phone on mute.
The alure of the succubus is no longer holding over me.
Good night fellows.
>>24899599
Three weeks? She's not an ex yet. Y'all are just "off." Calm down young man
>>24901107
It's a T-Pain song you stupid fuck.
>>24899976
>>24900010
https://youtu.be/AmSV2cim0Qg?t=144
>>24901181
Proud of you OP :')
>>24899599
Well if she's your ex-gf, you'd know if it had a penis, so I doubt it's a trap.
>>24899839
>>24899839
just have sex already with her, you dumb faggot.
fuck you. I'm virgin and old and you're getting tail and reject it, you fucking gay shitstain. fuck your dumb horseshit. fuck you.
