Are you prepared for war with ISIS, robots?
i never asked for this
why does he wear the mask?
seems legit opee
i wanna be an operator daddy
oc
>mfw i can't get drafted because i'm 450lbs
>>24899308
that's niggers for you, no way trump would do that
does this include fembots? fuck i thought women didn't have to do the draft if that shit came up again.
dammit obama.
>>24899308
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>>24899308
That's fucking fake and gay lol
Robots are more likely to join ISIS.
>>24899370
fembots are probably gonna be pressed into service as comfort women
>>24899308
>911 retweets
>1488 favorites
>>24899384
which is probably why he's drafting us you fucking retard. if you didn't do horrible shit like shoot up schools we wouldn't be in this situation. now he's making sure to minimize that risk.
>>24899389
wtf is a comfort woman. it doesn't sound like something i want to do :(
>>24899308
ISIS is doing the US's job for it, they do far more damage to the Islamic world than to the West, as do all Islamic terrorists. A destabilized Middle East can't monopolize the oil trade, and can't give Russia a launching pad into the Persian Gulf, where the majority of the oil is.
>inb4 tinfoil, etc.
The US's biggest ally in the Middle East is (very openly) Saudi Arabia, an Islamic absolute monarchy that has sponsored the majority of terrorism in the 80s.
Terrorists only managed to take hold once the US deposed secular dictators like Assad and Hussein.
Bin Laden (a Saudi) was openly paid by the US to lead religious extremists against the USSR's invasion of Afghanistan in the 1980s. So indirectly, US foreign policy did help set the stage for the September 11th attacks.
Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya would all still be secular, Russian-influenced semi-dictatorships where terrorism was mostly unheard of if they hadn't been culturally enriched by the US.
>>24899308
Typical, he's sending more drones to fight the war.
>>24899345
>can't get drafted because I'm diabetic
Feels good to be defective
>>24899435
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_women
Just lie back and think of England. Or America. Whatever.
desu I have always wanted to operate senpai
>>24899409
>train mentally unstable people how to use weapons to prevent them from becoming mass shooters
Plenty of mass shooters and assassins have had military training.
>>24899435
If you're not trolling, it means a woman who is there just to have sex with soldiers. It was also a euphemism for women who were forced into sexual slavery by the Japanese Empire.
>implying I'm American
>implying I'mnot already in the military
>>24899473
>>24899482
yeah fuck that. i'm not being a fucking "comfort woman". fuck you obama; i can't wait until hillary is president.
>>24899522
>i'm not being a fucking "comfort woman"
You think you have a choice?
>>24899473
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_women
do people actually browse 4chan on their phones?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING NORMIES ON THIS BOARD NOW
Most of you would be perfectly fine in the Air Force. Seriously, the drill instructors can't touch you without permission, can't get within two feet of you and aren't even allowed to swear at you.
The worst part is simply being surrounded by filthy normies all day everyday. The worst fucking Chad normies are in the military, you will be tempted every single day to go Supreme and enlighten them with your M16.
>>24899536
dude there's no way comfort women are a thing in modern times. at least not for the civilized countries. the bad guys have sex slaves and it's an atrocity.
>>24899541
>not having a phone (with 0 contacts besides your mother) so you can browse 4chan with earbuds in when you're in public, allowing you to avoid unwanted approaches by normies by pretending to be texting
literally robot 101 stuff here
I MEAN COME ON
>>24899585
>bad guys
>>24899585
Well, with "equal rights" and all that, there's women in the military. In many places, they choose to be de-facto comfort women to get out of various duties.Luckily, it doesn't seem to happen at my unit, but I hear it's a big problem elsewhere
>>24899585
Women can serve in all positions of the military now, they could be drafted too potentially.
>>24899641
we don't have to register with the selective service still though. archaic sexist laws maybe? they seem to be in effect still~
>>24899633
i doubt that happens nearly as often as people say
>>24899627
>robot
>going outside ever
GET THE FUGGG OUT
OR I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU OUT FUCKING NORMALFEHGIT!!!!
>>24899383
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>>24899331
>>24899522
Please kill yourselves.
>>24899701
>I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU OUT
L...lewd
>>24899541
I'm browsing on my phone right now. What are you gonna do bitch?
>>24899677
>i doubt that happens nearly as often as people say
several girls did it at my basic training
>>24899792
and you're probably just a troll who's not even in the military.
>>24899814
you're a roastie whore that needs to get off my board.
>>24899814
Are you kidding me man? Not him but look up articles about sexual assault in the military, BMT is completely different due to the recent events like DIs having sex with trainees. That's why I said before, they're not even allowed to touch you now.
>>24899861
you should be nicer to me i'm maybe your only hope of female contact ever. after this thread, that's it. no more talking to women ever again.
>>24899576
>aren't even allowed to swear at you
Do they actually do this regularly in other branches?
Swearing just makes them look unprofessional.
>>24899585
No shit.
Way to kill the joke.
>>24899882
I'm a schizoid. I couldn't give less fucks about you or any other roastie.
>>24899887
My DI called someone "A tar-lipped shit-fucker"
That was.... comical, to say the very least.
>>24899308
>Report to the nearest base
But I live on base...
I even got selected for a random vehicle search while entering base.
>>24899437
dont forget Israel! They got their own agenda, a Greater Isreal for starters, and extermination for non-kike white people aswell.
>>24899814
>say anything negative about women
>U-UR LYIGN ABT UR EXPERIENCE !!! THAT NEVR HAPPENED ;_;
ahahahahhahahaha
do you really think people would just up and hate on women for no reason? this shit actually happens, there's a reason "misogynists" exist
>>24899877
>they're not even allowed to touch you now.
I don't know about the US, but here in Canada they have to say they're going to touch you before they do, but anytime they touch you. Including stuff like shifting your hands around to show you how to hold something properly or correct a drill movement or whatever.
>>24899887
>swearing
I think it's just a professionalism thing. even outside of basic, you're not supposed to swear in general while in uniform. People will still do it, but there's a limit.
>>24899900
if you're not nice to me you'll make yourself suffer for it. prove me wrong.
>>24899967
Prove yourself wrong
>>24899930
Israel isn't actually directly responsible for that many of the problems outside of Palestine, and maybe Egypt and Lebanon.
People just blame Israel for everything because it's easy. Hamas actually does more damage to Palestinians than Israel does.
Jewish lobbyists in the US definitely have a lot of influence in the media with spreading anti-Iranian sentiments, but for the most part the problems in the Middle East have to do with keeping the Persian Gulf under US and British control and preventing Russia from accessing the Mediterranean or Indian Ocean.
>>24899308
I'm not worried about a draft. I doubt they'd take me since I've already been discharged, but if they do, I'll just get myself kicked out again.
>>24900430
How were you discharged?
Now's your chance to brag!
>>24900450
Ever see full metal jacket? I joked about doing a blanket party and apparently that was enough to get kicked out.
Nine fucking weeks, 250 PT score, 93 ASVAB, and 30/40 targets. They figured I wasn't worth keeping cuz of that.
>>24900480
Okay, that's goddamn insane. I'm Canadian and even we aren't that sensitive, we made tons of FMJ jokes. I think one of the instructors even made a blanket party jokethat went over like a lead balloon because the average age was 17 and only like three people in the platoon had seen the fucking movie
>>24900841
Why does Canada even still a thing?
>>24901411
because it makes americans upset when they come to quebec and don't stop getting owned repeatedly over their entire vacation
