Honestly would you fuck a dead girl if you knew you wouldn't get arrested for it
No what the fuck?
I'd grab her titty, cop a feel, and that's it, like any normal person.
maybe if she had just died and wasn't cold and rigor mortisy yet.
>>24899163
probably not senpai
i get spooked too easily desu
>>24899163
I imagine part of having sex is feeling the warmth of the other person, so no. Id rather stick my dick in a cold fleshlight.
I'd be afraid of getting haunted.
>>24899163
don't they piss and shit when they die?
>>24899182
Pretty much this, if she had a nice rack I'd cop a feel or two, but that's about it
Couldn't live with the guilt desu
>>24899163
absolutely not. wouldnt even cop a feel, that shit nasty mayne
yes
>>24899182
>>24899248
>normies
No, but I would jack off and cum on her face and take pictures.
>>24899196
this,she'd either haunt me or she'd be telling god/atheistbot/whoever/whatever is behind all these shenanigans/ about what I did. Because it's not like if a person dies, their spirit is not gonna be looking down on how their body is doing/the things in their life, she'd see me being all gross and be really mad, that shit would weigh on me. Yes I'm an agnostic but I couldn't mess with the dead, I have a lot of respect.
>>24899163
and have her ghost crawl up into your dick? no thanks
really depends on what caused her death, who it was, and where.
Very situational
Also definitely not if her skin was cold, and she was all stiff
>>24899292
anon if youre agnostic why do you believe in spirits, dont be a fucking retard.
People that believe in ghosts are as dumb as any religioninb4 someone implies im a fedora tipper
Yeah, as long as she wasn't dead long enough to start rotting/decomposing
>>24899359
Because I don't want to believe that it just shuts off and we go nowhere, or our thoughts are just meaningless? Deluding yourself isn't the same as believing but keep trying to change my mind/make me look bad, I'm content with not seeming totally awesome and cool to a bunch of fucking ATHEISTS. Atheism is a fucking 2012 meme goddamn
>>24899163
at that point it's just a lump of meat (and decomposing one at that) so I'd pass
>>24899163
How dead?
>>24899239
>don't they piss and shit when they die?
MUH DIK
>>24901422
still warm and floppy
>>24902276
in that case absolutely yes
>>24899182
depends on how recently they died.
corpses tend to have flesh eating bacteria on them, and you probably don't want that on your dick.
Also, seeing as dead people shit themselves, the smell would be pretty bad.
nope, max would be >>24899182 for hottest. but still, touching them would be last thing
>>24899163
yes without a second thought. i was actually watching this horror movie the other day and there was this dead girl who had a bullet wound in her forehead and my first thought was what it would feel like to stick my dick in the wound
>>24902388
if she is still warm and body intact,
titty fuck her
>>24899163
>Be fapping to porn actress
>Learn she died from a drug OD
>Fap harder and cum instantly
Anyone else know this feel?
>>24899163
no. dead bodies are cold and stiff. i know because i spent a few months dissecting human cadavers in school.
>>24904337
So you just had naked dead qts laying on a desk for everyone to see their naked body?
Wouldn't the pussy be horribly dry as it's not able to produce any lubrication?
>>24899314
>not wanting a ghost gf to possess your dick
>not wanting ghost blowjobs
look at this faggot
Any girl that would willingly let me put my penor in her would have to be dead at least from the inside.
>>24904411
thats so sad and hot at the same time
>>24899163
No. It would be very strange and unfulfilling.
>>24904373
no, they were mostly old people. youngest cadaver was in his late 20s. cant remember his suspected cause of death.
>>24899163
Well at least a dead girl won't judge your performance, even though it pretty much does just as much work in bed as a living girl.
>>24899163
honestly no. honestly who makes these posts? honestly what's wrong with you? honestly you probably would
