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Hey, guys. I'm bored, you're bored. Let's find some weird shit and make a collection out of it.

I'll start. This is what I found. https://missoula.craigslist.org/m4w/5342700772.html

no real women here no reason to post al real women are taking rest is scam i guess think real women are in church ore store mybe in club not barthere if not real just pas thanx and not looking 4r curvy thats 4r fat men im slim so if u curvy plenty fat men out there slim ore none and in missoula not africa ore china lol hope 1 is real ps have real pic not naket get clothes thanx not here to find sex much more real means my be lets go meed have a drink in a open place not go verifi not shure u only 10 pul shit in real people meed up have coffee a drink mybe wine beer and talk how simple wow wow wow what is this world coming to if i cant tell a women hi u look nice to bad sex herus. sick only one i walt a real sweed women i can love thanx ps its ok to be curvie ore fat when i run to therd floor 3 times and you still looking 4r elevater i go get pizza lol what i need women she sayes cant cook its ok i will feel not like to clean ok i will no loving ok i find othere then why not be single i have all that 4r no money lol
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bump of the righteous
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>>24898735
can you even bump as OP any more?...
I don't think you can
sigh
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Here is one I found within 30 seconds of looking.
What's the best section to find cringeworthy shit?
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Professional normal male here with a true genuine infatuation for MASSIVE and huge breasts. I know it is rare to find a huge chested woman (bigger than DD cup) out there and there is only a small group of males who TRULY understand what breast worship and ANR/ABF really is.

This is CL so please don't judge a guys fetish of loving oversize breasts. No cup size too big, and I am very serious about that statement and my big hands can prove it :) To me nothing is hotter than a woman with Extra large breasts and hyper-sensitive nipples.

I don't like to solicit and I really am just looking for very large-chested women who breasts just aren't getting the attention they deserve. I'm offering flowers to entice larger chests, but I hope women who respond here generally do enjoy have their huge tits worshiped, and its not solely about the flowers

I am a professional by day, hold down a normal job. I'm single in my late 30's and 100% d/d free with papers to prove as well. I am respectful in every way and I don't pull punches. What you see is what you get.

It wouldn't have to ever go further than breast play with us, as tit fucking and tit sucking would totally satisfy my fetish every time.

Please be mature, easy-going, and really enjoy all things breast play

Thank you for taking the time to read my ad. I hope to hear back from any large chested women.

There are still a few normal cool guys left on this dread of a site, and I happen to be one of them

100% d/d free

And please type Bra size in subject line to avoid spam. Thanks again
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>>24898756
I've personally found the m4w ones to be more desperate in my area. There are plenty of weirdos looking for other fetishists, but I personally find the more desperate ones more creamy.

Casual encounters can be a good one too.

>>24898784
Breasts are just fake asses.
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I think I found a live whale, good stuff man.
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>>24898945
Holy fucking shit her personality is repulsive.
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>>24898979
You don't say.
I didn't know there were so many degenerates in my town.
This isn't even m4m, this is just missed connections lel.
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>>24898945
"gib me food i need food"

*insert backwards sucking mouth sound*
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>>24899026
love it senpai
keep up the good work
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>>24899008
Holy mackerel boys I didn't think my little town would have this much gold.
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>>24899078
Jesus Christ man, this guy may be a robot.
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Top kekekekkekekeek
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Beautiful. neyway.
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>>24898749

You can, but you have to wait at least 10-15 minutes before you post.

Threads on /b/ cannot be bumped by the OP.
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>>24899302
Well, I don't go to /b/, so lucky me.

Also I found this.
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>>24899026

you can get in trouble for posting joke listings on craiglist. You can't post without giving away your personal info and phonenumber. You're going to get in trouble if you aren't serious about your listing.
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>>24899354
This poster posts this shit daily here. What makes you think they're not serious?
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>>24898784
>professional normal male here
the king of the normies?
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>>24899454
Top kek
>mfw i'll never TRULY understand breast worship
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>>24899026
fuckin 10/10
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