>The lady at Taco Bell just said "You're here a lot." without laughing or smiling
>girl at McDonald's memorizes my order
>don't know if she thinks I'm cute or pathetic
I used to work at a fast food restaurant, and there was always this lady who ordered the same fucking specific thing every time. Like we would see her walk in the door and start making it.
So I'm bussing tables one time and she tells me I need to shave my facial hair, because the company doesn't like it. I try to be polite, because they want her money and I want to keep my job, but then a few weeks later I see her again and she still gives me shit about my beard. I don't know man, the kind of people who become regulars at fast food restaurants are weird.
Whenever people say this to me I always say "Am I allowed to be here?" then they get all annoyed because they're not supposed to say "No fuck off" or else they'll get fired.
i wish i had a license so i could go to taco bell
>>24898318
My taco bell is a 10 minute walk from my house :)
>used to go to Hardees a lot
>cashier asked me if I wanted the usual
>order food, eat it, leave
I haven't stepped foot or gone near that place since it happened. That was 3 years ago now.
Worst feeling ever.
>>24898318
>tfw failed the test to renew my mexican license
>>24898360
The guy at a place I go to makes an obvious attempt to remember what I order, but I go there infrequently enough with a complicated enough order that he never will.
>>24898130
>walk into mcdonalds
>stacy at the counter asks me "the usual?"
fuck these fucking normies constantly judging me, i've been to mcdonalds like 4 times in the past two years because of this. and no im not fat, i would get 2 junior chickens afterschool because it was my fucking lunch + dinner.
>>24898130
The walmart next to my house is filled with elderly/Spergy workers. However there is one girl my age that recognises me since I go like 5 times a week. The other day she saw me outside of walmart and said hi, what do? Do I ask for them digits?
>>24898413
Why get mad then? It's as convenient for you as it is for them.
>>24898380
>mexican license
You don't even need to do an exam. You've failed as a mexican.
>>24898318
If you weren't suck a cu.ck you would learn how to drive.
>>24898221
autist, ask her out.
>>24898452
If you wanna bone her it won't hurt to try.
>>24898130
>cute girl at Taco Bell talks to me, knows me by name, seems to enjoy my presence/attention, etc.
>she eventually tells me she's married and has two kids
why
thoughts?
mntgyujmfg
>come back to uni in September after being gone for summer
>go to mcdonalds
>cashier says "oh, you're back!"
>>24899310
Fucking disgusting l, kill yourself my man
>>24899310
Bought a pizza from Pizza Hut a few nights ago. They didn't cook the dough. I don't mean they undercooked it, I mean the dough was straight-up raw. Got food poisoning too because by the time it arrived I was too drunk to give a shit, and had half a pizza on raw dough.
I guess they'd left it in the warmer tray or something, because the cheese was all melted, the dough was just #StraightOuttaFreezer.
Taco Bell's addictive, but I know it's bad for me and will make me feel bad. I don't want to know how much money I've spent at Taco Bell over the years.
>regular a mexican restaurant
>been going in every friday for 3 years
>every employee has my order memorized and likes me a lot cause I tip well
>they seem genuinely happy to see me and I smile when seeing them
Feels good.
What feels shameful however is:
>have binge eating disorder
>don't eat for a few days
>end up going to Mcdonald's in the middle of the night
>say it will only happen once, I'm starving
>end up going to Mcdonald's almost every night for a month at 2:30 AM
>the autistic guy there flipped out last time he saw me, said I was "such a good person for always coming back to him"
>big fat black girl who hands me food said "Damn, this is more than I could eat!"
>tonight I am going back
It will be my last binge. Moving to actual maintainable calorie restriction and not just not eating tomorrow.
>>24898221
I worked in retail for a while, either you are really disgusting or really attractive or you go there 4x a week
>>24899310
Yes.
Pizza Hut is AWFUL. It used to be great. Like 20 years ago, when the dough was fresh made in store before open. Now it gets crusts sent from a factory and it all tastes like cheap shit. Eating Pizza Hut on day 2 is nauseating out of the fridge when it used to be delicious. They skimp on cheese as well, in both quantity AND quality.
Taco Bell as high tier? Fucking absurd. Taco bell is routinely shit. They can't make anything decent except a Gordita, and even then they PILE on the baja sauce to make up for the ridiculously low amount of LOW GRADE meat "mixture" they serve you for over $3.
McDonalds below Burger King? Have you ate at BK recently? They fuck up on every order because the whole restaurant is filled with uneducated niggers. Want an ICEE or a Smoothie? Too fucking bad, the machine is down again! How about an ice cream? Nope. Machine is down.
>Arbys as low tier
Wow. They actually make some decent food but they're BELOW SUBWAY? Are you fucking serious? None can replicate the roast beef sandwich. They have a <$2 value shake. They have curly fries. The chicken strips are THICK and made to order.
Shit tier is correct though. I'd put Burger King as shit tier, and Taco Bell as Low. Arbys goes up to high with In-n-Out, Jack stays the same since it's fucking terrible.
You really have awful taste if you put taco bell that high up. They put no effort into anything you buy, and their quantities have gone way down to jew you on "extra meat." Not to mention, the lettuce gets all over your car and stays there forever since you're a lazy fuck who never cleans his shit.
>>24899438
>None can replicate the roast beef sandwich.
Fleshlights come close.
>>24899310
This is the correct version. No arguments allowed.
>>24898130
>Go to restaurant.
>They bring me food before I order.
>"I... didn't want that this time."
That was awkward as fuck. Never went there again.
I don't want to be your friend. I don't want you to memorize things about me. I don't need your fake smiles; I just want you to be efficient and professional. I want you to walk up, take my order, bring me my food and refills, and LEAVE ME ALONE until it's time to pay, and finally LEAVE ME ALONE AGAIN.
I hate it worse then they try to guess what I want and get it wrong. It feels fake and forced and I feel compelled to be polite about it... which is the opposite experience a person going to a restaurant wants.
>>24898318
Anon this isn't europe you don't need a license to eat tacos.
>fat girl my age at mcdonalds drive thru hands me my food and says "here you go cutie"
Two years ago, haven't been there since.
>>24899310
>Arby's in low tier
C'mon man. Roastie beef is good
>>24899492
>>24899310
>McDonald's
>Above shit tier
>>24898308
she was hitting on you. why didnt you fuck her
I once got a free quesarito from a fat girl working the drive through at like 3 am. Her coworker was clearly playing wingman and told me "she only does this for the cute guys". I spagghettied hard.
I didn't even know what a quesarito was.
>>24899593
It's shit, as you found out.
Just a fuckload of rice wrapped up with a little meat and cheese.
Taco Bell always jews you on the meat, instead adding bean and rice filler.
>>24899550
>implying it's not great
Do you research. It uses higher quality beef than 99% of fast food places. Chicken mcnuggies are fantastic and getting two large fries for that sweet, hot, salty crunch is orgasmic. I love getting parched eating the fries then taking a huge sip of mello yellow. oh yeah, that's the stuff.
>>24899492
>>24899310
Since when is there elitism about fast food?
>>24899662
Since I broke into your house, dropped my shorts and impressed your mother. She got out of the bed and sucked me quietly until swallowing my hot load while your dad slept feet away and you shitposted in the basement. Then we hid in the closet until you went to the doctor for your HIV test. When you were gone he had a sweaty romp in your bed, although the stains from when you wet the bed made it hard to tell. I made sure to let some of the creampie drip on to your pillow.
>>24898130
>Be me
>young
>go down to store and buy cereal
>get back. notice on an unrelated note, I don't have any milk
>run back down
>lady there laughs and says "suppose you need that"
>9 years later and I still remember
>>24899780
>be 9 years old
>outside playing with best friend
>playing Man vs. Wild in backyard
>find acorns, call my dad to see if they're edible
>he says probably
>eat it
>tastes bad but we ate them anyways
>camped out
>got dark
>"anon I'm hungry those acorns weren't satisfactory"
>let's bike to mcdonald's
>okay
>biked to mcdonald's a mile away at night
>ate with my best friend, drank a ton of soda
>first sleep over ever that night, first friend ever, we talked about the crushes we had in class
>friends to this day but he lives a few states away
Good memories.
Where did the times go...
this is why if i get fast food i don't go to the same place again for like 2 weeks.
>>24899855
Ikr. I know this 6"4' furfag from years back at school. He was probably my best friend, man I swear we were almost fucking gay.
Now he lives miles away and does his own shit. Thinking about heading out for Christmas haven't seen him in a while
>>24899406
What do you order?
>>24899973
>double quarter pounder
>large soda with no ice
>two large fries
>20 piece chicken mcnuggets
>>24898221
>girl at subway does this
>she always smiles at me and tries to initiate conversation
>last night
>walk in to store
>she''s making a black guys sandwich
>she notices me
>immediately stops making his sandwich and comes over to make my usual
>she literally just pulled his food out of the toaster
>as she is making mine the black guy gets angry and says
>"my sandwich is getting cold over here, can you put it back in?"
>she doesn't hear him
>he doesn't say anything else, lets his food stay cold
>i try to hold back my laughter
>he pays and leaves
>i ordered double meat like always
>she doesn't put the double meat into the order
>costs like 5 dollars less
i love you autistic subway girl
>athletic young cashier at the closest store always making awkward small talk
>have to start using different stores because you know he'd judge you for your daily case of beer
Is there a worse feel? I just want to be a loser alcoholic in peace without human interaction that reminds me of what a loser I am.
>>24900079
Ask her out. Do it!
>>24900079
She wants the double meat.
>>24900079
Seriously, ask her out, she sounds qt as hell, I would even say she might be a pure virgin anon.
>>24900096
Buy hard booze, lasts longer.
>>24900133
>>24900121
do i just ask for her number?
>>24898333
Mine is a 5 minute walk
>>24900167
Joke-flirt. Say that you should phone up in future so she can have your order ready for when you arrive.
Then she'll give you them digits.
>>24900156
The closest place that sells booze is too far away and beer is better anyway.
>grill at the Jap Teriyaki place at my mall food court asks me "Do you uhhhh work here or something? You're here a lot"
>don't work at the mall, just there a lot when I'm bored
>decide to stop going there
>go to Pizza place in the food court instead
>a few times later the dude working there asks "hey man what store do you work at?"
>"oh uh....... not at the mall"
>"Do you live near here or something?"
>"y-yes"
>tfw in reality I live 30 min drive away
>>24900096
I know that feel bro. Paki at the corner store always gives me the saddest looks when i go to buy my alcohol. To be fair im there every single day buying liquor.alot of the times two times a day
>>24899438
Burger King is fucking amazing in continental europe
>go to chink restaurant weekly
>they know what I want as soon as I come in
>the waitress girls are always really nice and smile at me a lot even though they know damn well I never tip over $3
>tfw will soon be moving and will probably never see them again after this coming saturday
>almost want to bring them a gift or something but it would just be weird and its not like they understand much english outside of restaurant related jargon
I can't believe I'm actually going to miss someone that I have never had a conversation with.
>>24899310
Was pretty much this year I realized KFC is shit.
Or maybe it's just the restaurant near work I go to.
Chicken is always greasier than usual there.
>>24900133
>she wants the double meat
That either means a 2 male threeway or she thinks he has 2 dicks. It won't work out either way
>>24900205
except has way too many fucking calories to alcohol content, it's a good way to get fat.
>>24900288
Bring them a gift and just leave a note, if you try and explain you'll sperg out and they'll be unable to catch what you're saying.
Give them a gift, tell them it's a gift, and enclose a note.
You should do it. It seems silly but it might make their day, and they'll definitely be glad to know you didn't just get tired of them, and that you appreciated them.
>>24900322
I know that feel to be honest fampai.
>>24898524
>be on /r9k/
>expects anything else than robots blaming every single thing "wrong" in their lives on the rest of the world
Bro do you even 4chan?
You're supposed to pretend that they don't feel bad in these situations because some tiny spark of awereness inside them reminds them of their own inadequacy but because the degenerate world of "normies" is out to get them.
>>24900198
This.
The subway girl likes you for sure.
>>24900322
Hard liquor leads to ulcers, beer leads to a gut. I'll take beer.
>>24900079
Why the fuck haven't you asked her out yet?
>>24898130
Do you like in a small town?
Cause when I go out to eat places I make sure to go to different locations, so I'm not at the same one more than twice a week.
>>24900324
Then again I have no idea what gift to get
>>24900413
because i'm a sperg
>>24900079
That sounds so adorable.
Man, I feel like you really found someone nice here. Don't waste your chance.
>tfw no girl who likes me
>>24900079
I don't like this at all
I can see myself in the nigger's position
I just want to get my food and go home but some roastie and a chad are making goo goo eyes at one another and the dumb slut won't finish my damn sandwich.
>tfw taco bell is banned in your city
something about really low quality meat
>>24899662
since the second guy made a fast food place
>>24900469
>That sounds so adorable.
not if youre the black guy. i woulda been pissed if my sandwich was left to go cold.
>>24899310
I don't understand how people can put the big franchise fast food above in-n-out. at least in-n-out sells you good fresh food.
>>24898130
She's trying to do you a favour you fat fuck
>>24900546
Well you gotta lose something to make something know whata meanIs she cute?
>>24900059
how are you not dead? I can eat a lot but holy shit how can you do that?
>>24900441
Get a bag of rice and do gook eyes at her
>>24899310
The pizza hut in my town has godly crust, I would spend my last dollars on a pepperoni pizza from them
>Frequent a local Chinese restaurant
>Good friends with all the staff
>Get amazing service
>Look up the place on facebook
>Reviewers say that there's poor service and the waitresses are racist
>mfw watching normies and niggers get inferior service
>>24900572
Binge eating disorder.
I'm 6'0" and still weight 200 lbs.
Just picked up that food going home now. I feel shame but it's the last time.
>>24900559
she's pretty cute
another thing that happened today
>few hours ago, pretty late
>this subway is open 24/7 btw, highway food stop, etc
>walk in
>she's sweeping the floor
>i walk up behind her
>i'm really quite and don't make any noise and i don't introduce myself to people because i'm autism
>she turns around
>jumps, drops broom
>i pick it up
>try to hand it back to her
>she's already turned around and walking back behind the counter
>put it up against a table
>we just kind of laugh while not making eye contact the entire time
>>24900591
niggers will ALWAYS get bad service because they tip like shit.
when i worked as a server, we used to rock, paper, scissors to decide who has to serve them. protip: throw rock first, it usually works
>>24900647
TRUE LOVE
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>>24900647
kek so shes actually just scared of you and trying to keep you from murdering her at her job
>>24900676
this is my primary concern
what if i'm just creepy?
>>24900736
Well you might as well try. You don't lose anything, really. It's a trivial situation.
>>24900764
but i could never go into that subway ever again and it's the only one within 40 miles
i have sandwiches to lose
>>24900784
I'm sure you can still go there. It's not like you get exiled.
>go to steak n' shake at 2-3:30am
>go in drive through always
>always get a birthday cake/strawberry milkshake
>employees always call me boss
>ask one of them how many people they get this time of night
>says me and sometimes 1 or 2 others
>go inside for the first time tonight
>there's like 15 normies there
>didn't have any bills so brought quarters
>3 norms waiting for food in some chairs up front
>hear them talking
>think they're talking about me
>sperg out and drop a few quarters while waiting for shake
>no where to sit without going to a table so just stand awkwardly
>know these hipster looking fags are judging me
Do the employees call everyone boss? Like is that just a steak n' shake thing?
>>24900784
>only one within 40 miles
So this is why... I commented on this earlier, but thats one advantage of living in the city, when I can go to a different subway, chipotle, whole foods, souplantation, etc. location every time I eat there.
>>24900828
>boss
Yea, its not that uncommon.
Also, its obvious to me that you're paranoid, because no one really pays attention to you in passing unless you're actively doing something weird or smell bad.
But at the same time why do people go out to eat int he middle of the night? That itself is conspicuous in itself unless you have some reason to be, like you're just getting off a late work shift or something.
>>24900896
and as usual my posts are littered with redundancy and typos
>>24899310
>no jimmy johns
>>24900059
>no ice
my nigga
>>24900096
>you know he'd judge you
Corner-store cashiers know the taste of alcohol, man. If you were a corner-store cashier, you'd drink a lot too. I mean, not that you don't already, but you'd probably have even more reason to drink if you did that.
>>24900896
I just think that way because if I saw some overweight guy in shorts ordering a milkshake at 3:30 I'd judge him for a bit if he fucked up and dropped coins.
No idea why they were out so late, my sleep schedule is fucked so I have a "reason". They looked like some hipsters and for all I know they could just have been high and went out for munchies or something.
>>24900946
that's fucking disgusting. does it seriously take you so long to drink it that the ice waters it down? don't you like to eat the ice after drinking it?
>>24900976
>overweight guy in shorts ordering a milkshake at 3:30
pretty weird desu fat
>go to tacobell because heard steak quesorita is good
>brought an instant issue debit card from a few months prior
>didn't activate actual debit card yet
>order 2 because fat and didn't eat anything that day
>debit card is expired, thought expired april of 2018 since it said 4/18
>actually meant april 18th
>only have enough for 1
>he gives me the other on the house since it was already cooked
>thank him and feel good for the rest of the night
>actually do his survey
ThanksScott
>>24900059
for the gains or you just a fat fuck?
>>24901015
>>actually do his survey
has anyone actually won a free gift card for doing those shits
>>24900736
It doesn't matter anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg
>>24901048
Fat fuck.
I'm 6'0" 200, used to be 6'0" 170. Starting tomorrow I'm just gonna stop eating. Besides Christmas it should be pretty easy. I never really feel hungry I'm so depressed, I just eat to fill the gaping whole that is tfw no gf.
>>24901129
just stopping eating won't lose weight quickly use a combo or exercise and no eating
>>24901088
apparently 15 or so people have. I just did it because who knows, he might get pay raise or something and he was so nice I'd feel bad if I didn't.my luck is all in shitty places so I'm not going to win
>>24901151
I can lose 20 lbs in a month if I stop eating. Adding exercise won't do much. If I walk an hour a day that's still only 250-300 extra calories a day. In a month that's just over two pounds. Not really worth it.
Any tips on not eating?
>>24901172
Never stopped eating I just read /fit/s sticky
>>24898130
This is the only time where "you too" works.
Say it next time, OP.
She's your servant.
>>24901172
Adding exercise makes you look like a respectable human being instead of a skinnyfat sack of shit.
i go to this burrito place a lot and they recognize me but they dont see it as bad sometimes one of the guys who works there shouts from the door "Whats up man?!"
>Fire sauce right?
Have to drive an extra 10 miles to go to the other Taco Bell now.
There's this "italian" pizza place down the street from me owned by gyppo scum. It's completely dead during the day, so much so that they've reduced the menu by like 60% in the last year, pretty sure it's going to close soon.
Attractive girl works there, I always go in and ask her for the hot wings.
She looks like she wants to kill herself every time.
Always tells me to have a nice day.
Why don't you guys just make small talk with them or something, the lady who works at walmart at 4am recognizes me buying frozen pizzas and sometimes we chat
>Ate Chinese food everyday I worked at the mall
>Usually order the same thing because it's so damn good and cheap as hell
>mfw Asian lady desprately asks me to order something else for a change
