>go inside mcdonalds
>order a coke
>they hand me an empty cup even though i specifically asked for coke
>the cashier points to the fountain
>fill it up with sprite while making eye contact with him
>go on /r9k/
>post another boring unoriginal thread about "mischief"
I am the devil...
>use comic sans knowing it will trigger nerds
>go to mischief thread
>roll dubs
sick and tired of soft niggas like you
>go into wal mart
>go to bathroom stall
>it's empty, great
>take out a shit ton of shit paper
>lie some on the floor
>put some to the side
>squat down and take a horrible smelling, soft dump on the shit paper
>wipe my ass with the rest
>grab the shit in the paper so i dont touch it
>smear some up inside the dispenser right on the stall wall
>spin the rolls so it gets all inside
>still have some shit left to use
>use my phone screen as a mirror, stick it down by my feet, scan to make sure its still empty
>exit the stall
>whip the remaining shit and paper at the mirror above the sink
>shit pancaked out with paper hanging from it down to the sink
>mfw all the way to my car
>go across state lines to purchase soda cans/bottles to avoid paying an extra $0.05 per can
>drop them off at local recycling place for $0.05 per can
>literally free money
>>24897031
>not making one of these
Stay pleb
>>24896912
>Go to chipotle
>ask for water cup
>fill with sprite
Nigga step up u game
>not asking for free water and getting sprite
At least you aren't a nigger.
>>24896912
>go to mischief thread
>don't post any mischief
tee hee
>call McDonald
>from 'corporate' tech support
>I'm getting a signal that your fire suppression system is malfunctioning, could you test it for me?
>ok, here is how to test it
>explain how to set it off
>they actually set it off
:3
>pretend to be a female on online games complete with a female avatar of some stacie showing cleavage
>free steam games and occasionally some PayPal beta buxI wonder if this is even legal
>poor as shit, wanna buy a shirt for $97
>borrow $50 from a friend and $50 from my sister
>buy shirt, given $3 of change
>give one dollar to each of them and keep one for myself
>owe them $49 each, 49 + 49 + 1 = 99
>mfw i am slowly depleting the USA's money
>>24897264
But that $1 will be used to pay one of them back ultimately, leaving you no better off than if you were to give one back $2 instead of $1
>>24897264
>shirt for $97
You're either a retarded normie or an autistic /fa/ggot.
>>24897208
It's not illegal to take advantage of people's stupidity.
>drop 2 tb external
>go to walmart, buy new one, same model
>swap out insides
>go to return drive
>they check the serial numbers on the outside
>get money back
>>24897208
Can I do this, but to raise money for an xbox one?
>Compliment roasties online on their well formed vaginas.
>profess my love for these beautiful women in online forums, and defend their honor when attacked
>>24897264
How does this work?
>working drive-thru Taco Bell
>latin man asks for small coke
>give him extra large cherry pepsi
>Fucking normkek drank it anyway!
>>24896912
You know... As a restaurant manager I now wonder how stores with self serve drinks keep accurate inventory on their soda
>>24897479
lol at this retard
>>24897202
DUDE I LIVE IN THE TRICITIES TOO
>>24896912
See, threads like this show you fucks can actually be funny. Why can't you translate that to getting wimmenz??
>>24897479
He gave them 2 dollars and is still 98 dollars in debt.
There is no extra dollar.
>>24897067
>not cradle_of_filth.jpg
one job anon
>>24897499
Are you retarded? Jesus who made you a manager.
>>24897576
Shh. anon. Shh.
>>24897795
NO MAN WE NEED TO HANG OUT NOW
>>24897823
You might be fbi though, No chances.
>>24897848
Im not fbi i use linux
>>24897868
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by the Jews.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
>>24897049
You're retarded.
This comment was unoriginal and the user has been blown by Hiroshima Nagasaki for fucking his traps boipussy.
>>24897121
thats not mischief, that's literally being a nigger.
>>24897919
How exactly am I retarded?
>>24897576>>24897202
Tricities? Ayy Richland reporting in
>>24897049
>gas costs more than 10c you make from each can
>>24898050
Kennewick here. Wanna hang out?
>>24898055
So don't bring only one fucking can. Honestly, if you loaded up the back of a pickup or something it would probably be worth it.
>>24898055
I live 20 minutes from the state line, and I stopped on my way home anyway
>>24897715
Renaming it right now
>>24897464
How is that abomination alive?
>>24897264
why don't you just give them 1.50 each and call it a fucking day
>>24898101
Hello, Kramer
How's Newman?
>>24897153
wait... (wow so this isn't original enough? fuck you)
