Is it true grills hump the corners of their desks when horny? How often do grills get themselves off when alone?
i dont know sorry anon i have never talked to a girl about this subject
Damn I gotta start sucking desk corners.
>>24895380
N-no? Seems painful.. pillows are nice though
>>24895380
first time i hear this
i think its a myth, that shit must hurt
how often they do it varies, I only know one and that never do it physically
>>24895850
Yeah I just hump a pillow. Sometimes the shower is nice to use.
no, definitely never done this. I don't think I've humped many inanimate objects ever really. My bike seat feels nice sometimes riding home with a full bladder for some reason, but that's about it.
It's a hentai thing.
Grills, how would you feel if your boyfriend asked you to masturbate in front of him. I kinda want to see how my gf touches herself for perspective on what feels good.
>>24895380
I've done it. It's only painful if the corner is sharp. I want to buy a magic wand but for now I just have a $20 vibrator that does fine.
>tfw can only gasm with clitoral stimulation
>>24895871
>>24895850
L O N D O N
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Pls be my waifu
Holy shit yes
I used to do this crap a lot..just sometimes you end up up standing next to the edge/corner of a table and really feel it on your clit so eh...if no one is looking..
>>24895953
If I had a bf then yes that would be alright.
>>24895871
Haven't used the shower
>>24895970
B-but what about my big dick? I thought thats how you make grills come...
>>24896018
Nah not really. The emotions that come from the intimacy of sex are what turns me on. So as long as the guy doesn't have a microbenis or a BBC i don't care about size
That seems uncomfortable and painful to me.
I masturbate about every other day using a hitachi magic wand.
>>24896732
>The emotions that come from the intimacy of sex are what turns me on
I don't think an image exists which can encapsulate my feelings of incredulity.
>>24896775
I gotta agree with her. Sex doesn't turn me on at all and I can't orgasm from it so the only reason to ever have sex is out of love, and that's the good feel.
>>24896775
>permavirgin understands nothing about sex or women
what a shocker
>>24896732
>>24896804
What about your rape fetishes?
>>24896775
same for me f4m, since my penis has almost 0 sensitivity
>>24896755
doesn't that desensitize you after a while? aren't you afraid you'll never be able to climax under your lover's touch? never be able to feel the rush of release together with him as both your brains flood with oxytocin, bonding you mentally as well as physically? aren't you worried that the buzzing electric motor will become the only lover capable of satisfying you?
>>24896852
fetishes don't automatically give your vagina the power to enjoy sex if you don't like it to begin with
I did some rape play with my ex when he was dressed as a maid and I tied him up and stuff, but that was for him and I never came.
>>24896775
I'm pretty sure most girls put a lot of emphasis on the emotional side of sex, myself included
>>24896847
>understands
>guy literally expressed incredulity
>>24896888
I could never orgasm from my lover's touch to begin with. I wasn't able to orgasm on my own until I was 19 (before I ever had a partner) and got the wand when I was 22. I am very not-sensitive naturally and my ex couldn't make me cum in the three years we were together. I feel no pleasure from sex outside of the emotional pleasure.
I can still cum by hand (takes about 45 minutes) but I usually use the magic wand because it's faster (takes about 20 minutes).
>>24896996
Fuck I thought my gf was bad. Takes almost 10 minutes solo for her.
>>24895911
How 'bout u ride me home with a full bladder ;)
>>24896949
Idfk I only was ever with one girl but I would imagine girls who "just want to have fun" wouldn't be too emotional in the sense I think of because I'm a big pussy.
Those emotions are probably more just like chemical lust.
I hate everything
>>24896847
No, he's just an aspie or something. I'm a permavirgin too, but it's obvious to me that the emotions and intimacy of sex would be the best part. letting yourself be totally naked and vulnerable with someone who makes your heart speed up just by being near them, touching each other in your most private places, having them see you with all your insecurities exposed but trusting them not to hurt you, letting their love heal you of the pain of life and wash away your fears...
sigh. sounds nice. probably I'm romanticizing it, though. probably if you let your guard down that much with a girl she'd call you a faggot and call one of the Chads on her speeddial to come over.
so many sexually active women in this thread reeee
>>24896910
>I did some rape play with my ex when he was dressed as a maid and I tied him up and stuff
That sounds like the best thing ever. Too bad there aren't many guys like that.
>>24897102
She would, since all the data supports the idea that women just search for Chad and then fuck him.
This "Emotional connection" nonsense is like an icepick to my sensitive mental stability. Oh, maybe you can form an emotional connection over a profile image and 4 text messages.
EMOTIONAL
CONNECTION
Holy christ, women are the shittiest liars on the planet. They exclusively fuck Chads; Men who shuffle through a different partner every week. But, they claim they want an "Emotional connection". Maybe they need one from the beta bucks they eventually end up marrying.
ogi a cute
>>24896996
Were you the type of person who didn't masturbate much growing up? Have you experimented with your g-spot, for instance?
Being a permavirgin, I started experimenting with my prostate a while back, just to find a new way to jack off. It's interesting: at first, it doesn't feel like anything, but if you practice (like, regularly, for years), eventually the nerves start to "wake up." And then it starts to feel fucking amazing. I still haven't managed a real prostate orgasm, but I've had a few experiences that were incredible.
The prostate and the g-spot are supposed to be analogous. Might be worth investigating. People can learn to orgasm on almost any body part, from what I've read - paraplegics often learn to do it on their necks. Could be you just need practice.
>tfw can't get off unless bladder is full
>>24897103
>so many sexually active women in this thread reeee
literally all women are sexually active. that's why they can never be robots. unfortunately, we can't ban them, so we just have to endure the indignity of listening to them talk about their 32 sexual partners and how it's been almost 2 months since they got laid.
>male
>hard time cumming from masturbating normally to lewd pics anymore
>don't like videos, except .gifs
>instead take a pic and build a fantasy around it
>these change weekly, generally
>latest is me being turned into a hucow and milked for several hours a day
>tfw not a girl and can't live out these fantasies
Pic related. Before this I was fantasizing about being a quad amputee girl who was blindfolded all the time.
This shit is pretty damaging to my mental health since I can't stop thinking about it and it makes me lose sleep. Tried to stop looking at porn in general but it just made my fantasies worse before I quit at around 2 months.
>tfw
>>24896983
>understands NOTHING
>incredulity
GJ, fahmiglia
>>24897253
Based on years of experimentation I can tell you that I either do not have a g-spot or that if I have one its sensitivity is so weak that it doesn't matter. I focus on the clitoris.
I started masturbating at 15 using a shower head but was unable to masturbate by hand until I was 19, it was too difficult.
>>24897216
Everyone is different and wants different things, anon.
>>24897160
>Too bad there aren't many guys like that.
there's tons. they'll never tell you, though, because 98% of women would dump a guy instantly if he started transgressing gender roles in the bedroom.
Having a dick is awesome.
If I wanted to cum I could do so in under a minute right now.
>>24897102
You're right though. As someone in a very happy relationship, that's what it is. Having sex 4 times a day with a stranger would be no fun at all. It is completely about the emotional connection.
>>24897291
Do you have any fucking clue how much we start to miss sex after 2 months you ignoramus?
2 months can be a long time when you're horny, just fuck off if you don't understand.
>>24895380
humping the sides of things suffice. pillows, corner of bed. chairs, depends on the situation. ideally no bf and an object nearby
>>24896910
You sound like the best girlfriend ever.
>>24897267
I don't see what the big deal is with that, a little bit of piss never hurt anyone
>>24897321
You're probably right. I guess I'll never have a bf because of this, they all try too hard to be doms and I'm not really into that sort of stuff.
>>24897407
>not wanting to take turns raping each other
>garbage
>>24897373
I did my best
>>24897407
Date feminine men. My bf was. Would highly recommend them for cuddles.
>>24897407
you sound retarded stop posting
>>24897407
You can be a female dom. In fact, submissive men heavily outweigh dominant women, so you would get your pick of the litter. You just gotta know the right places too look.
>>24897446
Not all submissive men are feminine. Some are stereotypically masculine looking, with wide chests and hair all over. We like to cuddle too...
A girl I knew in high school used to stealth grind on my knee when we were on the bus, I didn't know pussy gets that hot.
>>24897267
same
>>24897407
my bf was fine switching. he loves when i'm dominant but also loves to be aggressive. Just talk about it. You don't have to be "dom" or "sub", I feel like most people switch and that's normal. Guys that are uncomfortable being sub are either hard-rooted doms or maybe they aren't completely comfortable with you.
>>24896852
rape fetishes involve fantasy males they would accept anyway, its really about a man who gives tem what they want without having to be guided and in away that absolves them of guilt and shame.
>>24897316
>Based on years of experimentation I can tell you that I either do not have a g-spot or that if I have one its sensitivity is so weak that it doesn't matter. I focus on the clitoris.
Yeah, that's what I was saying. That's how pretty much every male feels about their prostate vis-a-vis their penis. Prostate feels like nothing at all; penis feels good. I couldn't even find my prostate for forever. It takes fucking forever to learn to feel pleasure from it. I'm just saying; if the g-spot is similar at all, it's worth continued experimentation.
But I have read that something like 40% of women report extreme difficulty having an orgasm, and 5% are 'physiologically incapable.'
Weird suggestion: try hypnosis. That's something else I started experimenting with out of boredom. It's a lot of fun. You might be one of the ~20% of people who have a natural proclivity to deep somnabulism, in which case, it will be very enjoyable.
good introduction: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwbyOnnKUlWUzhDkC8PaBNQ/videos
>>24896852
the only person i want to rape me is my husbando, which will never happen.
>>24897527
I know, but was mainly recommending feminine men to that anon who didn't seem to want anyone remotely masculine
>>24897360
that was good bait, anon. I actually started to get angry. however, 29 years of celibacy has tempered my mind. I'm almost a real wizard at this point. no bait can entrap me.
>>24897442
>>24897537
I see what you mean but I'm not into switching. I mean, there are plenty of girls who will let you dominate them. It's just not my thing.
>>24897574
That's not true. In fact the more masculine they are the better. But more guys like that tend not to be doms.
>>24897470
I'm 5'2. I think anyone who would want to be with me in the first place would get the idea I was a sub. Don't want to go on dating sites anyway. It feels wrong for an entire relationship to be based on sex.
I'll just stick to doujins.
>>24897647
They tend not to be subs, I mean.
>>24897647
Yeah, cant really tell who's a sub and who's a dom at first glance. Your height isn't really gonna put off a sub tho. Dating sites usually are the best way to find that out, but if that's not your thing then do what makes you comfortable. I'm not gonna tell you what to do.
>>24895380
That's kind of cute.
>tfw no desk humping gf
>>24896996
a girl having sex with me even though she doesn't get physical pleasure from it is even hotter desu
well not if she is bored and doing it just to get my money or something
not that I have money
>>24897253
Some guys are lucky. My prostate was sensitive from the get go.
>>24898268
I get that. Like she cares about you so much she will still have sex to make you happy. Love boners are always the warmest.
>>24895871
Am female and I don't get this hump a pillow meme. How do you get a pillow to rub against your clit?
>>24897160
You can do that to me if you want. You'd have to force me though.
i hump the edge of my desk but that's only when a desk is close by. I remember when I was 10 or 11, I would grind naked against this big plushie of pikachu I used to have. He was strictly hidden under my bed.
>>24898391
you straddle it and ride it, sorta
>>24896732
>so long as the guy's penis is the right size, I don't care about size
>>24895380
>see thread
>get curious
>ask gf if she's ever done this
>gets all giggly and shit
>raise an eyebrow and ask again
>she claims she's "bumped into the corner of her desk before" and that it wasn't too bad but she's never gone all-out
>ask her how it happened, etc
>went quiet and changed subject
tfw.
>>24897678
>be trans
>can only find other trans girls to dom me
>want to try being dommed by a bio girl
w-we're out there
>>24898725
how do I get a gf like you anon
>>24895871
I habe a benis and I hump pillows. It feels so much more intimate than giving myself a handjob.
>>24895784
Life's been pretty rough on ol' Geppetto.
>>24898926
same
only because that's how I learned to do it when I was like 8
I still do it normally a few times a month to make sure my dick still works becuase I heard it was unhealthy
>>24898675
microdick detected
have you guys ever considered that you are repulsive to women because of how delusional you are?
>>24898823
i was cheesy as fuck in a thread about a year and some months ago here on r9k, she and i were going through some weird and shitty stuff, we got in contact and within a week she was professing her undying love to me and we started doing lewd shit.
she's got her problems, i have mine, but it all started out with bein' real with nothing to lose.
No but as a guy its annoying to get a boner because you're accidentally rubbing against something.
Im pretty tall (6'3), and my height is at the exact point where my crotch is constantly rubbing against the edge of the till I'm working on so I can't work standing up for too long because it gets me hard.
Not even horny, but I think my dick just likes the feeling of rubbing against cool metal.
Fortunately I can sit down and debonerfy before anyone notices.
>>24895380
my gf used to slide lengthwise on her bathroom counter when she was younger (counter slipping inside)
>>24899088
Unwanted boners are the worst. I hate when Im just walking around and a lewd thought pops into my head. Then I have to actively push my mind away from that, else get an awkward bulge in my pants.
>>24899088
>the feeling of rubbing against cool metal
don't worry anon, our sexbots will be here in due time
>>24899174
I get exercise boners too. They're awful because I'm the type of guy who's easily embarrassed.
I managed to do it once (after watching Code Geass lel). It took forever and was hard to get the angle right. Definitely not worth the effort and never did it again.
>>24899236
I can't wait anon.
I just LOVE customising and tweaking electronics and software. I'd probably be able to come up with a real QT.
>>24895380
That sounds painful. Maybe a 10 year old just learning would try it.
>>24895970
congratulations you are normal
Mods should ban these threads, female threads are killing R9K
>>24895953
>I kinda want to see how my gf touches herself for perspective on what feels good.
you should already know this if you've done anything sexual with them. just ask her if you somehow haven't
>>24899444
>reasonable discussion
>males and females are discussing things in a civil way
Yet somehow these are the threads killing r9k?
>>24899444
am grill, still agree
>>24895784
Gaben's really gone downhill
>Is it true grills hump the corners of their desks when horny?
I pretty much hump anything I can get a way with.
>How often do grills get themselves off when alone?
3-5 a day.
Anytime I am bored or stressed or need to procrastinate.
I often do it plain sight - my stealth abilities are superior.
>>24899085
th-there really are girls on r9k?
>>24898391
a big broad object will put pressure on the area but it's pretty shit tier. I read about a girl who used the hard plastic nose of her teddy bear.
>>24897295
how would that wheel above "Remote Activated" words even work? The rod connected to the dildo would hit the support bracket after 1 turn.
>>24899560
Ive been posting as a girl this whole thread and got tons of replies, I won't tell you which one though
>>24899518
Man thats where girls really have the advantage in life. As a guy I cant do stealth masturbation. Too much of a mess is made. And masturbating 3-4 times a day is for when I haven't touched myself in a while or I'm really bored. My balls get sore otherwise.
>>24899560
There are lots of us. I've video chatted with quite a few to confirm they're girls too.
You won't generally notice outside of threads/replies to things that specifically ask about our sex though.
Painful as fuck.
Ever since I was like, 5, I've just put my fingers together like pic related and used that. I've never tried dildos or anything before because this works for me fine, but my hand does get cramped after a while.
I masturbate nearly every night and I think I do it so much and in a certain way that it's desensitized me to fingering.
>>24895380
Actually I had a roommate that told me she used to hump the corner of the sink in her bathroom.
srsly
>>24899735
>Ever since I was like, 5
>>24899810
jack off in bathroom, put lotion on edge of sink
rub ballsack bottom of dick on it
diamonds
I don't get it, your crotch being smacked into something is pleasurable for you? Or is it more a rubbing the clit thing?
>>24899836
toddlers and children masturbate, it is fairly normal
feels good mang
I've never heard of anyone doing this, and it sounds fucking painful. Just use your fingers like a normal person.
>>24899867
imagine if your penis was mostly inside your body, with just the head sticking out like a button. then smack the button.
>>24899867
I've had someone accidentally ram a table at my junk, if it hits your clit hard it hurts a lot,
but gentle rubbing/slightly rough on something hard feels pretty good
>>24896847
>women understand nothing about sex or women
Two can p lay this game.
>>24895380
So wait, do you just rub your dick on the surface or the corner? Do you need to be flaccid or something? I don't see how this would work. I feel Id end up hitting my balls rather than my boyclit.
A desk would hurt, but sometimes I put my dildo on the arm of my couch and use that. Feels good mang.
>>24899919
>>24899938
Like a pleasurable pain level or just enough to feel contact?
>>24900027
people who like pain are weird
it's just a blunt, inefficient way of getting stimulation. but grills have it tough, the clitoris isn't big enough to actually grip and give a handjob. for this reason, female masturbation is less straightforward.
Just tried this, it hurt. Tried it with a pillow, didn't feel much.
What am I doing wrong?
>>24900027
Hmm I wouldnt say it hurts but you need some firm pressure to actually feel something through the clothing
>tfw no only allowed to masturbate by humping your knee gf
The source of all my orgasms until 17.
Still have it for nostaglia hump, his nose is the best.
So I guess this shit is real?
>>24897647
You just need to identify your niches.
I'm masculine and "average guy"-y in my behaviour (not effeminate or stereotypically beta or anything), but I am sub as fuck. Like 98% of the "sex" I have in relationships is just me going down on my partner and getting bossed around by her. Could take or leave the rest.
There is no standard package that everyone is expecting. I'm masculine and into service submission. Some guys are effeminate but into being dominant. Some guys can't buy a girl being dominant unless she's physically imposing, whereas I prefer short girly qts that I obey completely even though I could theoretically overpower them.
It takes all kinds. Don't lose hope.
>>24895380
girl here, when i get horny, i just call 1 of the guys on my list.
that's one the only benefits of being a girl.
>> in b4 slut.
as a male who faps like twice a day, its become to the point where ive lost so much sensitivity that its not as easy to fap; its starting to turn into the levels of "death grip" to still try to feel anything, sometimes i'd either use my left hand or the edge of a drawer or a rolled up small cloth towel to rub against the perineum (area between deez salty nuts and anus) area, there are a ton of nerves there which feels great.
women have much more nerve [endings?] in that area so it should be easier for them, i dont know why the ones in this thread are saying it doesnt work for them.
if a man, one whom has lost most sensitivity in that area, still be able to use it successfully to advantage, why cant you all? maybe you're not doing it right but i bet if you did then it would be great and so intense.
>>24900417
>I'm losing sensitivity!
It's the same. You're just getting older and puberty has finally ended for you.
>>24895380
>tfw no girl will ever think of you when she gets off at night
>>24900411
>girl here
>girl
>>24900447
that's some high quality meem
It would be extremely painful.ROBLOXXXXX
>>24900494
4 you
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