>"men" who sleep on their sides
Literally, the most beta sleeping position
>>24894535
women who call men beta. lol
>"men" who don't go to sleep with their head on their mommy gf's chest and their legs wrapped around her waist as she sings them lullabies until they fall asleep
>>24894535
>tfw flat on my back, arms and legs flush with my body except for sometimes where I cup my face/forehead in one of my elbow-pits
>>24894573
>gf
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>"men" who don't sleep on their stomachs with a pillow under their chest
>>24894535
but I want to hug my body pillow senpai
>>24894535
flat on my face baby, stiff as a board, arms straight down to the side, knees locked, pillow on top of my head.
ultimate method of sleeping
>can't sleep unless my entire body head-2-toe is covered by blanket
At least I don't lie on my side like a sissy beta.
>not sleeping in the coffin position
Why don'y u sleep like this ?
>>24895079
sleep paralysis famalam
Criticizing peoples sleeping positions is pretty fucking autistic.
>>24895156
can't have something be autistic on /r9k/ now can we huh :^)
>not sleeping while hanging upside down from the ceiling
top pleb
I literally can't fall asleep if I lay on my back, unless I've been up for 30 hours or am under the influence of something that makes me extraordinarily sleepy. Other than those I can only fall asleep on my side.
>>24894719
yeah, I also can't sleep without some kind of sheet or blanket on me, even if it's boiling hot.
sleeping is a bitch man
>>24895121
>tfw had sleep paralysis before (on my side, though)
>knew what it was and just focuses on taking it easy until I was able to move again
Get on my level
I snore when I sleep face up, sleeping on my side is comfy as fuck.
>not laying on your side with a pillow between your knees
>i seriously hope you dont do this
![spshdw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9UUIILj.jpg "spshdw[1].jpg")
>>24895079
>>24895121
This. I always slept like this until I had a lucid dream and was in sleep paralysis. All I could do was watch how some kind of demon starred at me and it was fucking terrifying. I literally pissed myself.
Now I sleep on the side, towards the wall.
Trying to sleep on my back makes my neck itch in anticipation of someone slitting my throat, so I can't go to sleep
I sleep on my side so I don't have to face the truth.
>>24895156
Says the sidekuck
Am I the only one who sleeps on my stomach? Like pic related.
>sleep on my side
>have a fiance
>have a job
>have a german shepherd
>own my own house
>drive a BMW
>will have a child in a year and a half
>parents proud of me
>played lacrosse in high school
typical anime poster 2bh
you sleep on your back and stare at the ceiling and regret how you became who you are
>>24895634
How much have you fucked up your neck?
>>24895677
>2015
>lying on the Internet still
>>24895392
you probably have sleep apnea mate
>>24895793
My neck crackles a bit when I move it around but I don't think that's related.
>>24894621
>not sleeping on your back with a pillow on your chest to simulate qt
Faggot.I've had it happen only once and oh my God was it heaven
>>24895677
do you actually consider all of those accomplishments? thats pretty damn depressing man
>>24894535
I sleep on my stomach.
What say you?
>>24894535
But why, this makes no fucking sense it's how you sleep
>>24895079
How the fuck does everyone get that demon coming for your soul when sleeping like this?
>>24895497
This desu senpai
Sleep is the only time in life I get to hide from my problems.
>>24894535
Running out of ideas for the beta meme i see. Getting pretty desperate...try harder bait moving on.
>>24895079
This sleeping position always gives me nightmares and occasionally sleep paralysis. But it's still my preferred one because my nightmares are pretty good entertaiment. I know It's edgy and all, but I can tell they are dreams and just enjoy the interesting scenarios that develop in them.
>not sleeping on your stomach facing left and keeping your arm underneath your pillow propping it up to your head
i sleep on my back so my gf can sleep on my shoulder without me getting deadarm
I prefer to sleep on my stomach but will occasionally sleep on my back, the weird thing is that I have more intense dreams while sleeping on my back but it's easier for me to fall asleep on my stomach
>>24895634
I do the exact same thing but also have my left arm under the pillow.
whenever i sleep on my back i fucking have sleep paralysis uncontrollably like 5 fucking times a night and feel like im being possessed
>>24894573
>he doesn't have a mommy gf
Lol. Do you even have a dick?
>>24894573
Do such women really exist?
>>24896539
Yes they're called giants
>>24894535
>"women" who have dicks, post anime pictures and are most likely insane
>>24895121
>>24895348
>>24895439
>>24896457
>tfw enjoy sleep paralysis
its a rush and I love to be spooked or have nightmares. better than any horror film. plus, if you know how to control it, you can eventually go lucid and do literally whatever the fuck you want in your dream state.
>he doesn't sleep at a 45 degree angle above the side of the bed
>>24894535
I can't sleep on my back.
I get sleep paralysis and panic attack just thinking about it.
Sorry.
>>24896628
Yeah a couple weeks ago I woke up from a nightmare where I was forced to watch someone's throat slit.
There was a spooky shadowman who stood up and stepped backwards into some sort of dimensional doorway.
Been waiting for him to come back but no luck kinfolk.
>>24894535
I sleep face up with no pillows because they get in the way. Also Fate is a shit anime and you have pleb taste.
>>24896628
You ave never had an attack face down to your pillows struggling for breath, have you?
>>24895677
>implying a BMW is a impressive accomplishment
>>24898002
This.
I have 2 friends both under the age of 21 who own BMW's. My brother owned one.
They are nothing special, no car is. Unless it's over the 200k range.
i can't sleep on my back because i see things
how come everyone on 4chan has sleep paralysis and why does sleeping on their backs cause it? are we sure it isnt the devils position?
>>24895396
i sleep with one between my thighs and clutching one to my chest
>feel like beta bitch doing it
>too comfy to give fuks
>>24895634
i start like this but eventually shift into side beta
>>24896020
how fix?
Does sleeping position affect facial structure thoughout life? I've heard general posture does
>>24898073
>tired as fuck
>do a frontflip into bed
>get comfy and stretch out
>star fish position
>start drifting off
>suddenly black figure walks across my room
>almost die from a heart attack
>sleep with every light on
never again
>sleeping on back gives you breathing problems and nightmares
>sleeping on stomach gives you indigestion, locks your jaw and causes jaw pains and teeth grinding and drool on your pillow.
>sleeping on side aids digestiong (if on left) and prevents all of the above.
Not sleeping on your side means you are destined for apnea, stress, and various other problems.
Sleep paralysis when I sleep on back. Scariest shit ever
>>24895348
the problem with sleep paralysis isn't being spooked
it's that your back hurts like shit and the sleep doesnt feel as refreshing
only on 4chan would people criticize what position you find most comfortable when sleeping
> having to sleep at all
