I ain't even playing /r9k/
But food is better than sex
Non-virgin reporting in
I can second this
But drugs are better than food.
>when you mainline that dope and get that comforting rush
>>24893671
This.
Opiates are better than food and sex. I'd much rather ride an opiate high, which lasts longer than a full belly or an orgasm.
>>24893685
Feels like a million orgasms all over your body. When you're using you don't even need food, you just need more opis.
>>24893528
>he hasn't had a strawberry milkshake while pounding a sloot high on MDMA
lol GG senpai
Literally every hobby you remotely enjoy is better than sex.
Sex is really just co-op masturbation.
>>24893528
fatty detected lol
It's almost 9pm and I literally haven't eaten anything today because I am too lazy to go get myself some food, I did drink some soda though so I got calories and shit but I don't have an addiction to food like you fatasses so eating is just a chore to me.
>>24893528
I just made dinner and it was delicious.
Cooked a tri-tip much like I would a prime rib, seasoned with sage, salt, and pepper cooked for 1 hour.
It was accompanied by steak fries, garlic bread, and a salad tossed in almond slices, cranberries, and a raspberry vinaigrette.
>>24893528
It most certianly is
>have a meal
>dopamine
>go about your day
>one day later, one shit comes out
>have sex
>dopamine
>'omgggggg stay and cuddle and taaaaaaalkkkkk and let's go to the park and...'
>nine months later, you hve to deal with hundreds of shits over a long period of time
I'll stick to a nice steak thanksbonus
>do drug
>dopamine
>go about your day all fucked up
>shit blood and withdrawals
>>24893913
Sounds heavenly and better than a 15sec orgasm
