Alright r9k I'm here to give you some hairstyling tips to make yourself less autistic!
Courtesy of normiebook!!!!!
>>24893428
The ladies love it!!!!! llol
You know you do good when you got the cut from da hood
And when the sun goes down your hair is out of town
Just a lickle thick in da middle
just when you thought it couldn't get any better, here's this go getter!
if i couldn't compute then I'd say ur mighty cute!
baby are you brazen cuz im tastin the raisins
If danny devido had a gf it'd be me
let me be ur mouthbreather baby
is that a smile? cuz imma last a long while
looks like someones got junk in da trunk
when i look in the mirror i get hungry for chinese food
nothin spells aryan like a ryan
is that a queef? cuz i got yo beef
nothin says your beautiful like my contour
is that your dad cuz if he is he's aslo ur bf
my hairline's too fucked to any of these.
I'm only 22.
gonna keep shaggy hair/bangs until I start thinning.
why aren't there any decent haircuts for men that dont involve having a variation of the hitler youth
why does every mens style advice shit use a fucking chad as the model? chad will look good with anything because he's chad they should use normal looking or moderately ugly people and see what makes them look acceptable
>>24894911
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
IM ONLY TWENTY TWOOOOOOOOO
ill live forEVER
>>24893566
I was thinking about getting this actually, but I think I need to continue growing it out :(
>tfw mommy doesn't let me pull really long metalhead hair
>start balding
>>24894967
that type of haircut needs the most styling product/touch ups, so it's a money maker for companies
>>24895004
This is a great point. It's not like they actually gain any money from this right? Like they don't need to convince you YOU WILL LOOK LIKE THIS. They're just some fucks on the internet giving advice
>>24893428
>>24893454
>>24893520
>>24893589
These are really nice
>>24893477
I think I'll get this one.
These actually all look terrible
I'll stick with the autism hair thanks, slightly disheveled.
I prefer the Reviewbrah slick-back hair.
>>24893428
The Douchemeister
>>24893454
The Serial Killer
>>24893458
The Chodester
>>24893467
Supreme Douche Prime
>>24893477
The "I am a sovereign citizen"
>>24893491
The please pay attention to me
>>24893520
I wish I had friends
>>24893526
Aspimus Prime
>>24893541
What the fuck
>>24893551
Please let me into Europe
>>24893559
Faggor
>>24893428
Thanks anon. That would go great if I had straight hair, but what do you have for white people with curly hair? Oh wait never mind, we cannot style it without having it look like complete shit.
>>24895457
you're going to look like a tool, desu the only haircut i think looks good thats not a fucking another variation of hitler youth is pic related
>oh my god, look! Those hairstyles look great on these extremely handsome models! I bet they will look just as great in my ugly face!
That's how I ended up bald.
LOL god damn each and everyone of these cuts makes men look like post apocalyptic faggots.
hey check out my new 'do, anon
Does mine look not-so autizmo? Fr*ck your comments on my young/baby face and hair.
>>24895777
You look like a school shooter bro
>>24895648
you look worse bald
>>24895648
>>24895304
>>24895004
> ugos butthurt when seeing attractive people on ads
Pathetic. Embrace your ugliness, but no need to shove that down our throat. Youre just like fat acceptance feminazis
>>24893428
All these hairstyles are terrible if you have an ugly face / weak jaw.
are shaved heads autistic? because i just do that when my hair gets too long because i can't be fucked to cut it properly
>>24895815
You haven't see me with hair... How can you tell?
Pls Ioshit, don't turn my pic sideways
>>24895777
dont look autismo just real nerd get swole brooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>24895833
>are shaved heads autistic?
they're not if you have a decent personality or face, usually need both to have a buzz.
if you're fat you might as well not do it unless you want to remind everyone of piles
>>24895642
Personally I like the Hitler youth look but that haircut is also nice as fuck.
>>24895782
Thanks my BROTHER!
>>24895777
get a better camera
>>24895854
I am sorry I am a cripple.
i absolutely refuse to do the shaved sides long on top thing because every normie and their brother is doing it
fuck conforming with normies
>tfw extremely straight fine hair
>like an asian man
What the fuck do I do with it? It resists all attempts to be styled. I wish it had just a little wave to it.
>>24895938
You shave the pubes off first
>>24895938
you look like com truise
>>24895938
Murray's superior hair dressing beeswax is the duct-tape of my drawers. Try it fren!
These cuts look like they're all really high-maintenance and will see me going to the hairdressers every three weeks. What's a nice, classic cut for someone who isn't trying to look like other people his age?
>>24895938
Look it's the actor guy...
I never got to know your name, although I told you mine once.
>>24895819
suck my cock, handsome boy
>>24896072
thanks man
>>24896125
stevehi dimitri
>>24893428
What kind of style do you suggest for curly hair?
>>24895938
Jesus christ you're actually really cute but just shave those fuzzy pubs off and you're golden
>>24893428
This one's all the rage I hear
Are they any good styles for someone with a really bad cowlick? I kinda just have my hair pushed off to the left because thats the direction my lick flows
>>24893520
>tfw frizzy, wavy, puffy hair that'd never look like this if grown out
>>24897192
9/10
I docked a point because of pixelation, but otherwise funny as fuck. My sides have reached orbit.
>>24895819
Why do you think you belong here?
>>24897192
>too left
Loving
Every
Laugh
>>24897192
holy kek, son
>>24893477
>What Kinda cut you want senpai?
>Ad victoruim senpai
>say no more senpai
Try being bald in your 20s.
>>24897192
well meme'd, mayne
>>24898128
Is that what you think lel means? Or am I taking bait
>>24898292
Of course not. I just thought it sounded funny.
>>24895777
lol you're pretty cute nice trips I didn't read the thing about your baby face/youngness and I was gonna ask how old you are but that's rude so I'll just say you look aight and leave it at that
What hari style do you think would suit me best? I'm thinking short sides.
I keep my hair short. I hate hair gel.
I don't give a shit about how my hair looks. I go for what I like and what's comfy.
>>24895691
What went wrong here, specifically?
>>24895777
Your hairline is receding.
>>24895615
> Please let me into Europe
Kek
>>24893428
I'm in the military. I don't adopt faggy hairstyles like this.
>>24899130
Long sides and back, short top
>>24893508
only good one
>>24893428
> Visiting NormieBook
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OP
>>24893428
>tfw balding
>tfw I autistically scratching and twirl n' shit my hair so it's so jagged and short in places I couldn't even do a simple usedcarsalemans combover if I wanted to
>head is to oddly shaped and dented to pull off a shaved head
>been too afraid to go and get a haircut so right now it looks like I'm balding and have a semi-mullet thing
J-Just fuck my shit up
>>24895938
You look like a non virgin
>>24896704
Oh dear, you actually remember me... That's the nicest shit...
So steve, how is the career going?
A good haircut with a shit face is like putting chocolate sprinkles on a turd
>>24893467
>>24893477
>>24893541
>>24893559
> Less autistic
There are no good haircuts for gingers...
>>24903449
i know this feel
especially with long frizzy/wavy hair
shit sucks
>>24903316
This.
But if you have a medium face, like 6/10 it can help a lot.
I know that because when i get a nice haircut people actually call me handsome, but now that i just cut military all low and shit, nobody bats an eye.
>>24903316
This is why I have long hair, which I haven't cut in years. My theory is that if my face is ugly then I might as well go all out and look as shit as I possibly can. Autistic logic, yes.
>hairstyling
>male
pick one,faggot
using a comb is the only acceptable type of hairstyling for men
gel on the head=dick up the ass
>>24893551
only good one desu
>>24903730
*tips fedora*
good to see a fellow le artofmanliness sir here
>>24893566
I'm starting to believe what the Asian males say about the media feminizing them
>>24903748
Shit, son, that is some majestic hair. 10/10
>>24893559
INCURSSIIOOO
>he doesn't just buzz his hair whenever it gets annoying and combs it before going out
>he actually pays barbers for something that takes 10 minutes and an electric razor
L M A O
Gimme a new hairstyle /r9k/
Has to be military regulations tho
>>24893477
this haircut is shit. you're going to look like a lesbian with it if you don't have a thick beard
pic related
>>24904990
I don't think they let 12 year olds into the military outside of Africa.
>>24893428
Do any of these hairstiles work if your hair grows in a "swirl" in the back?
quarter inch buzz all around
and then i throw a hat on
>all these shaved side cuts
disgusting. in 15 years or so, people are going to see shaved sides the way they currently see big poofy 80s hair
>>24905028
Tfw babyface
>>24893551
best one desu
Also
>tfw not white so the only thing I can really pull off is a manbun
feels ok desu
>not being alpha enough to rock a Gino's cut without being embarrassed
I'm ugly and skinnyfat
Any of these would make me look like an autistic tryhard desperately trying to fit in
>>24895938
You look like Tom cruise with AIDS
>>24895938
if you shaved your face you'd be a legit 9/10
What do I do when my hair's thinning just a bit but I can't just shave it lol because I can't grow a beard?
>>24895624
Fucking this! There is absolutely no way to make your hair look good if you have thick curly hair. It pisses me off to no end.
All those haircuts are essentially the same shit
No one cares about douchy hairstyles here. Also you need to have some self esteem to wear hair like that.
>>24893491
If I would be a confident rockabilly guy and wouldn't have started balding already, I would have that hair.
Why is it all Vietnamese and Thai? Those are the people who care the least about how they look.
>>24893428
Is that written in fucking Hebrew?
Fuck off, you rat kike
>>24895938
If Tom Cruise and Requiem for a Dream had a baby with autism
I couldn't stand that show after awhile, it seemed so self-absorbed, essentially a glorified soap opera
All these Haircuts communicate "I love going to Starbucks."
You don't have to buy into this style faggotry.
I hate trendy haircuts and would derive immense joy in seeing those wearing them burning alive to be quite honest
>>24899130
Try a noose around the neck
>>24901245
>being a proud pawn of the Jews' war
>>24901590
It's the 'Decker'
>>24908127
I kiss kiss kiss my sis on the lips
>>24907884
That's Thai. If you hate on something at least know how it looks like, stupid.
>>24908267
Kike detected
Shouldn't you be getting ready for the synagogue tonight?
Or do you still have to marinate some foreskins for dinner?
>>24903038
Pretty well for someone still in college. I have an audition in February coming up for a bunch of theatre companies in the southeast, so we'll see how that goes.
>>24895968
>>24906727
>>24907945
Every single time.
I see the AIDS, not so much Tom Cruise. I think I look more like Anjelica Huston.
>>24893428
His chin is so thin and weird top kek.
These haircuts are all weird, I just like short hair kind of like pic.
>>24893477
the I like dick haircut
>>24908373
>marinate some foreskins for dinner
That's a nasty thought. Must be chewy.
Because I know how Thai letters looks like?
Sorry to disappoint you, born and raised without religion. Only Jewish thing about me is the name Daniel. What is your name, senpai?
I bet it is has a ridiculous, religious background too.
>can't do anything because major widow's peak
![loefah-newtrrack-2.27.2013[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g5qMy1D.jpg "loefah-newtrrack-2.27.2013[1].jpg")
>>24907002
>>24895624
>implying
might take a man like loefah to pull it off
How the hell do I make myself not look like this when I get a haircut? A week from now I'll be fine, but I don't understand why I have to look like a freak for 7 days after a haircut, no exceptions.
>>24893428
But i'm balding.
>>24897192
>timeanddate.com/calendar
you absolute madman
>>24908127
WESKER
>>24895938
NORMIE FUCKING LEAVE NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24893428
>caring about your hair
>having a "look"
>caring what others think of your hair
>appeasing everyone but yourself
yeah you keep your normie shit. Im rockin my dreads all day every day.
>mulatto
>10/10 face
>dgaf
>>24911017
>10/10 face
sure nigger, sure
>>24911017
>>10/10 face
fucking lelled
>>24911055
please do not be upset. its all you need nigga. my face melts panties.
>>24911017
>10/10 face
>pic reIated
>>24911132
do you even know what a mulatto is? Im not some jigaboo from the backwoods of detroit. im a highly refined and unique colored person with a brown face and nordic facial features.
i got dat powerful jaw and deep eyes nigga. Im a different kinda nigger.
>>24911213
shut up you fucking nigger shit
sup doods, how you like my style?
>>24911241
nigga imma busta cap in yo ass
Anyone know of a hair cut that doesn't require lots of work and you don't have to constantly cut it to keep it looking nice? But still look good?
The only one I know is long hair.
>>24905000
this kid gets tons of pussy tho
>>24895777
looks normal
>>24895777
Fantastic lighting and angle, have you ever considered becoming a photographer?
>>24893559
Anime hair/10
>>24895782
Like aqtschool shooter!
>>24911010
I mean I guess that's a compliment in a way.
>>24910168
What the fuck man
Try making it a bit wet so it settles, but seriously wtf is up with your hair.
>>24899130
Aaaaah, yes anon, I've dealt with your hairtype before as I'm a hairdresserfag.
What you need to do is grow it out over a period of years, until it's about down to your lower back say and tie it into a ponytail.
Then you get a mop and a chair.
Now what you do is you position the chair under a ceiling fan, tie your hair around the blades, then use the mop's handle to flick the switch.
Have fun, faggot.
none of the pictures have receding hairlines or wavy hair
>>24913213
Kek
Fookin dikkeds
