I piss in bottles...

... and I drink the piss.

Was a uni student with 2 classes a week, but I only showed up to 1. Now I'm an actual NEET.

I'm listening to this video over and over again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_903744xh8

while arguing about Star Trek, half-masturbating, and eating an entire carton of cookies that I dumped all over my chest

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I work a full time job (plus overtime) and am graduated with a bachelors. I'm currently studying for the CPA exam.

How did I do?

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Well I work full time, got a promotion, been married, am good looking and have fucked more women than breast cancer...but im really depressed...

im unemployed and live with my parents. i have left the house like 5 times in the last year mostly to see movies with my dad.

I shitposted /r9k/ and fapped 6 times today.

I stayed home and played video games instead of visiting my family for Thanksgiving

I have a job and a girlfriend.
Without any milk.

Well, I'm currently working but will be quitting in the new year and moving to a cheap place to hang out, drink, and piss around. May get a shit tier job if money gets tight, but that's not the plan in general.

How did I do?