>Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that is happened!
What are other popular normie sayings and memes?
>capitalism is voluntary
>there is always hope
>>24890753
"You're lonely? Just try to make some new friends!"
>it always gets better
oh I forgot
any quote by Marilyn Monroe
>if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best
>no well-behaved girl ever made history
>I am a huge cum-dumpster slut with no real talents, skills or intelligence
>just talk, trust me i was shy before
from my extremely extroverted aunt
>I had sex last night
>>24890753
I love it when they say this especially.
>>24890917
>just talk
>mfw
I once ended up talking about the baby-rape meme from like 2007 /b/ in the middle of a McDonalds after a night of drinking with some friends.
Never saw those people ever again.
>I guarantee you'll find someone. There are billions of people out there. The chances that you won't EVER find someone in your life are practically 0.
-My father right before I moved out
>>24890790
It is though, why don't you find like minded people who want to be communist or socialist in a small community.
>>24891026
>practically 0.
>practically
gotta love how he ended that reassuring speech with open-ended uncertainty
>>24890987
kek what meme was this? I didn't browse /b/ until 2008
>Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that is happened!
> --hitler
>>24891096
Because then the government drops a bomb on your building and shoots any survivors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOVE#1985_bombing
>>24890753
You are all worthless self hating man children.
Get a Fucking job
Get out of your comfort zone and ask a girl out- in person
Get laid
care about that girl
Experience life the correct way
Or kill yourself lol
>>24891122
IT'S AWWWWRIGHT
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Baby_fuck
can't/won't share it directly because baby-rape hentai is now illegal in my country.
>>24891182
You're absolutely on the money, that is what normies say on a regular basis
>>24891182
>care about that girl
Yeah and then they come blubbering to you when it's over.
Happened to a friend of mine recently. I'm slowly starting to convert him now with r9k memes (he knows about the board but doesn't browse it much).
>Just be yourself, Bro.
> Don't overthink, just keep talking.
>>24890864
>Tfw Tulpamancer
>Do exactly that
>>24891386
when did the whole tulpa thing become a meme on 4chan?
the saddest thing is that Tulpas aren't even real, literally and spiritually. They're a manifestation of one's delusions when faced with stress and fatigue from long-term meditation and isolation. Monks who don't acknowledge them as illusions fail their training.
then one day some kids on 4chan decided to use that term for their imaginary/scizophrenic friends.
>Come on, just talk to her, it's not that hard!
>>24891559
It's been a thing for years now on here. Currently the generals are held on /trash/
I don't even care if I magically become schizo from tulpas, which I won't because that's a stupid connection to make, but even if I did I still ended up not feeling alone.
>Depressed? Get out and travel!
Yeah, I'll go use disposable income from my minimum wage job to afford a plane ticket and travel expenses and use my non-existent vacation days
>>24891923
Even if you did scrape together enough money to get the cheapest plane ticket and stay at the cheapest hostels in some third-world country, you're only not-depressed for about a few months to a year afterwards. Then memories of your trips are just another chapter of better days gone by.
>>24891890
Does it actually work anon? I really want to make a nice tulpa to be my friend but I'm afraid I'll put in all the work and it won't happen.
>>24892080
remember how you had imaginary friends as a kid?
it's exactly that.
>>24890753
>just be yourself, anon
As soon as someone says this, they're pretty much admitting to the fact that you're beyond help.
>>24892119
But as a kid I didn't actually impose imaginary friends on the environment. I just would pretend and tell people I had a pet rabbit that I didn't have, and pretend to pet the air.
Can you actually hear them talk in your head? Their own voice?
>>24891182
holy shit dude its like you're a normie or something
>>24892152
It's your imagination, you can do whatever you want, especially if you have autism.
>>24892177
I was under the impression that you could just hear them, they're a different being in your head. They take hours and hours of work. I can just pretend I have an imaginary friend right now if I want.
>>24892137
It's easily the worst advice to tell a robot.
be myself, have you seen who I am?
>emotional intelligence
>just be confident. somehow.
>just be yourself
>just settle down
>>24892201
that's what imagination is, you make up a different voice in your own head, and also scizophrenia.
>>24892211
based double dubs
They don't really care who you are, though.
>>24891182
>You are all worthless self hating man children.
>Get a Fucking job
>Get out of your comfort zone and ask a girl out- in person
>Get laid
>care about that girl
>Experience life the correct way
>Or kill yourself lol
Pic related, it's you
>>24892137
What they really mean when they say this is:
>just don't be yourself, be a chad, anon