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>Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that is happened!
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>Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that is happened!

What are other popular normie sayings and memes?
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>capitalism is voluntary
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>there is always hope
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>>24890753
"You're lonely? Just try to make some new friends!"
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>it always gets better
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oh I forgot
any quote by Marilyn Monroe

>if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

>no well-behaved girl ever made history

>I am a huge cum-dumpster slut with no real talents, skills or intelligence
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>just talk, trust me i was shy before
from my extremely extroverted aunt
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>I had sex last night
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>>24890753
I love it when they say this especially.
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>>24890917
>just talk
>mfw

I once ended up talking about the baby-rape meme from like 2007 /b/ in the middle of a McDonalds after a night of drinking with some friends.

Never saw those people ever again.
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>I guarantee you'll find someone. There are billions of people out there. The chances that you won't EVER find someone in your life are practically 0.
-My father right before I moved out
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>>24890790
It is though, why don't you find like minded people who want to be communist or socialist in a small community.
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>>24891026
>practically 0.
>practically

gotta love how he ended that reassuring speech with open-ended uncertainty
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>>24890987
kek what meme was this? I didn't browse /b/ until 2008
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>Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that is happened!

> --hitler
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>>24891096
Because then the government drops a bomb on your building and shoots any survivors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOVE#1985_bombing
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>>24890753
You are all worthless self hating man children.

Get a Fucking job
Get out of your comfort zone and ask a girl out- in person
Get laid
care about that girl
Experience life the correct way

Or kill yourself lol
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>>24891122
IT'S AWWWWRIGHT

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Baby_fuck

can't/won't share it directly because baby-rape hentai is now illegal in my country.
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>>24891182
You're absolutely on the money, that is what normies say on a regular basis
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>>24891182
>care about that girl

Yeah and then they come blubbering to you when it's over.

Happened to a friend of mine recently. I'm slowly starting to convert him now with r9k memes (he knows about the board but doesn't browse it much).
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>Just be yourself, Bro.
> Don't overthink, just keep talking.
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>>24890864
>Tfw Tulpamancer
>Do exactly that
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>>24891386
when did the whole tulpa thing become a meme on 4chan?

the saddest thing is that Tulpas aren't even real, literally and spiritually. They're a manifestation of one's delusions when faced with stress and fatigue from long-term meditation and isolation. Monks who don't acknowledge them as illusions fail their training.

then one day some kids on 4chan decided to use that term for their imaginary/scizophrenic friends.
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>Come on, just talk to her, it's not that hard!
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>>24891559
It's been a thing for years now on here. Currently the generals are held on /trash/
I don't even care if I magically become schizo from tulpas, which I won't because that's a stupid connection to make, but even if I did I still ended up not feeling alone.
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>Depressed? Get out and travel!

Yeah, I'll go use disposable income from my minimum wage job to afford a plane ticket and travel expenses and use my non-existent vacation days
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>>24891923
Even if you did scrape together enough money to get the cheapest plane ticket and stay at the cheapest hostels in some third-world country, you're only not-depressed for about a few months to a year afterwards. Then memories of your trips are just another chapter of better days gone by.
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>>24891890
Does it actually work anon? I really want to make a nice tulpa to be my friend but I'm afraid I'll put in all the work and it won't happen.
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>>24892080

remember how you had imaginary friends as a kid?

it's exactly that.
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>>24890753
>just be yourself, anon

As soon as someone says this, they're pretty much admitting to the fact that you're beyond help.
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>>24892119
But as a kid I didn't actually impose imaginary friends on the environment. I just would pretend and tell people I had a pet rabbit that I didn't have, and pretend to pet the air.
Can you actually hear them talk in your head? Their own voice?
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>>24891182
holy shit dude its like you're a normie or something
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>>24892152
It's your imagination, you can do whatever you want, especially if you have autism.
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>>24892177
I was under the impression that you could just hear them, they're a different being in your head. They take hours and hours of work. I can just pretend I have an imaginary friend right now if I want.
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>>24892137
It's easily the worst advice to tell a robot.

be myself, have you seen who I am?
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>emotional intelligence
>just be confident. somehow.
>just be yourself
>just settle down
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>>24892201
that's what imagination is, you make up a different voice in your own head, and also scizophrenia.
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>>24892211
based double dubs

They don't really care who you are, though.
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>>24891182
>You are all worthless self hating man children.
>Get a Fucking job
>Get out of your comfort zone and ask a girl out- in person
>Get laid
>care about that girl
>Experience life the correct way
>Or kill yourself lol
Pic related, it's you
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>>24892137
What they really mean when they say this is:
>just don't be yourself, be a chad, anon
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