wake uplook like thisWhat do?
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>wake up
>look like this
What do?
>>24890192
>become porn star
>fuck tons of hot girls
>randomly one girl decides to fuck with you
>claims I raped her
>career instantly annihilated
Feels bad man
Rejoice that i won't have to settle for fat old men who are more than twice my age and find a cute boy I'm actually attracted to to perform lewd acts to
>Height: 5'10 (1.78cm)
haaah that sucks, he's like a mini chad.
>>24890258
>above average height
>manlet
Lanklets are literally hilarious
>Fuck fembots to prove they're all Stacey in disguise
>record the encounters
>post on r9k
>laugh as the universe explodes
>>24890248
It's only rape if the guy is a sub-8
>>24890192
Sit on pc, watch stuff, post on 4chin, play vidya
Only difference would be that i might get to reject some whores every now and then
>>24890287
The hero that /r9k/ needs.
Find out who chase crawford is and then go to his house, kill him and steal his life.
be mad because i went down 3 points
>>24890248
What have looks ever had to do with being in porn?
