>Be me
>Start hanging with this girl from my college
>We start dating
>Have sex, she says shes on the pill
>I'm a fucking idiot and I don't use a condom.
4 months later
>She starts feeling weird
>Goes to the doctor
>Do some tests on her
>Oh fuck she's pregnant.
>I make 50K a year.
>Can barely pay rent, loans, etc.
>No experience with babies.
>Never held a baby.
>Never changed a diaper.
>Never fed a baby.
>I don't even like children in general.
Well, looks like I'm absolutely fucked.
Yeah youre pretty fucked
>>24889649
agreed unless you can get her to abort it
>>24889481
Does your house have stairs?
Do you own wire hangers?
Have her put it up for adoption, if you're both white or asian.
If you're black, she's probably at the abortion clinic already, so it doesn't matter.
>>24889481
Finally, another robot that admits 50k is barely livable, not "good money."
>>24889481
abortion a no go?
also your girl is retarded.
>>24889751
I live a relatively comfortable life and I make 12k a year
He's just a retard who took out loans for things he shouldnt have.
>>24889794
Where? Living independently, and without government or family aid?
>>24889824
I live in maryland on my own dime.
No aid, government or otherwise
>I make 50K a year.
>Can barely pay rent, loans, etc.
retarded
This is what you get for being normiescum.
There is one thing you need to remember through all of this OP.
She does not deserve happiness. Whatever you choose to do, make sure it is the antithesis of what makes her happy UNLESS she wants to abort it, in which case let her carry the stigma of being a useless cunt that aborted her spawn.
Try to get her to kill it, it's cruel to force a child to live through life so it's better for you to not have it in the first place. If she insists on killing it either flee, take all your money and assets so that she can't get a dime and get the fuck out of there, or kill her.
>>24889751
50K is close to the national median so that's good money in small towns and just getting by in big towns. everything's relative
>>24889850
Like way past Cumberland in the mountains or something?
>>24889481
>I make 50K a year.
>Can barely pay rent, loans, etc.
You're either terrible with money because you can't stop spending it on useless shit or you're terrible with money because you chose to live somewhere that costs that much.
>>24889481
Lol, you're fucked. Tell her to get an abortion.
>>24889481
i don't get it, whats the problem?
she is having baby, not you
Falcon punch her in the gut and say you tripped or it was an accident (^:
>>24889868
>>24889866
>>24889852
As someone who also lives in MD, 50k is literally nothing.
I make 45 and have an apartment/new car, but if I had a kid, I couldn't do shit.
>I feel your pain, brother
>>24889867
Frederick county.
>>24889481
>50K a year
YOU FELL FOR THE "I'M ON THE PILL" TRICK!
THE MOST BASIC TRICK THERE IS!
ITS FUCKING OVER BOI!!
THOROUGHLY
CU
CK
ED
abortion? planned parenthood offers free to low-cost procedures.
>>24889913
Ah gotcha. Used to spend some time out that way.
>>24889481
First off
>have sex
>shes on the pill
>you get BAREBACK FUCKING PUSSY
So fuck you for bitching, jesus christ I was kill many 3rd worlders to have that
2ndly
Just get her to get an abortion, if she says so purchase some RU486 and put it in her drink and get her to drink it.
It will terminate any pregnancy up to 3 months
DO NOT try to get her to put it up for adoption, because once its born she could change her mind and then shes got you by the balls for 18 years
The baby must die one way or another
So if she wont have an abortion she will be given one
>yfw
>>24889481
>if she says no
Also tell me how bareback pussy feels
Describe it in great detail
Is it the alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, the be all end all, the highest, the ultimate, the greatest thing in existence?
>>24889903
What's it like being a locationkek?
>>24889481
How the fuck is it legal for her to swindle you into giving child support by lying about being on the pill?
That should definitely be illegal. That's practically theft by fraud.
>>24889481
Just hit her in the belly with this, anon
also 50k is pretty solid, how can you not afford stuff
>50K a year
>At college
>Having sex
Good fiction there OP, it was a nice story
>>24889481
>if you don't get an abortion, I am not helping you raise the baby and I will never visit it
>>24889992
Meh, it's ok.
I'd rather be here where things are more expensive then in someplace that sucks ass and is chepa as shit.
Blow me
>>24889988
Had bareback with former gf after we got tested. Felt great, but not so much better than expensive nonlatex condoms that I'd risk betabux on a rando
>>24889481
Also it might work up to 4 I'm not positive
Do your research, if no pill would work then you can try other methods like having her drink poisons, I'd have to do some research.
If all else fails you can kill her, heres how to get rid of the body.
>>24890048
Have you ever used a warmed up fleshlight?
If so how do they compare?
Anyone here done both?
>>24889903
Are you fucking kidding me mate? I live in Baltimore and I make less than half of that and it's plenty to support one person.
>>24889481
>>I make 50K a year.
>>Can barely pay rent, loans, etc.
what it like not being able to manage your money?
50k is liveable unless you are buying a new car and living in an expensive part of town.
>>24889481
Just leave and never come back. If it works for Tyrone it can work for you OP
>>24889481
Get a paternity test nigger. If she lied to you about the pill she lied to you about other shit.
>>24890128
The problem is tyrone doesn't have any money for the sluts to get at
Fucking bareback holyyyy shit you got fucked Boi
>run bareback and then put on a condom a ltitle later
Just go with it or you'll end up old and lonely
