how does it feel to have missed out on teenage sexual experiences?
Pretty apathetic, man.
Prime teen pussy is the only reason to exist.
Feels like that lack of references and gap in your employment history sitting on your resume.
I didn't miss out and it feels great. Set me up for a successful life desu
I am more concerned about missing sex in my 20s. Already squandered half of it.
You stop thinking about high school all dramatic and shit as you get older. Thats not even life.
>>24888289
>teenage sexual experiences
That's to the Russian mafia, It's never to late to have those feels.
>>24888438
>I am more concerned about missing sex in my 20s
Why?
>>24888456
w-what's this from
>>24888289
Who is that
also no
Feels bad. But it feels even worse to miss out on adult sexual experience.
>>24888289
>that shapeless boy with wobbly tits
I'd rather take small tits and thigh mid-section.
>>24888289
What's that sluts name again? Does she have anymore gifs or videos like that
>>24888541
You can get thighs by working out you can't get tits
I LOVE YOU HANNAH MINX
>>24888289
Feels like a huge void in my life, and no matter what I do in my life, that void will always be there and get bigger as I get older.
I still think I will try to utilize various methods of subterfuge (ineveigling, blackmail, hell roofies) in order to get PTP. I really have no shame.
I used to regret it so much.
2 months ago Ive seen my 16yo cousin with his gf tho, theyre relationship was so pathetic that I chewed up all of my regrets and started to hope for a legit cute gf.
>>24888289
wow she lost a ton of weight
I don't really care. But I will be fucking as many 17 year olds as I can when I start college next year. I'll be 20 but I can easily pass for 16/17.
I got a handjob when I was 17, but that was it. Wasn't even worth it.
what happened to hannah?
>>24888640
If you are considering doing something illegal then why not just fuck a loli at that point? Nobody gets to do that
>>24888541
got anymore girls with nice thighs. I knew this one girl who had a hot body and couldn't place my finger on what it was, but it was definetly her thighs and her nice wide ass.
Would you prefer having a child and paying child support while being NEET? Or running the risk of having STDs or getting yourself killed because you fucked the home boys girl?
>>24888768
married and pregnant
>>24888289
I'm angry at old people for making marriage so hard to do when young.
My Chadian principles say that premarital sex is degenerate.
>just turned 20, lost out on teen sex
Is it still acceptable for me to go for teen girls? I feel like girls peak around 15-16 (17 at a push), and since 16 is the age of consent where I live, I wouldn't have any gripes with dating a 16 year old, even in a few years from now. People always seem very funny about adults dating teenagers, but I don't think I'd care about the hate I'd get for it since I know I wouldn't take advantage of a girl that age. Older women just don't cut the mustard for me; I find them really intimidating. I would rather have a cute, naive gf who can look up to me as someone special even though in adult terms I'm a complete loser.
>>24888467
Because I'd like to have sex in my 20s.
>>24888289
Rancorous, my good anon
>>24888289
I don't give a fuck and it feels good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8
>>24888289
how does it feel to repost the nth repetition of this shit thread?
>>24888943
>>24888943
> Chadian
How is that even a word?
I meant to say Christian but apparently Chadian is a word.
>>24889023
Yeah I'd wager its the demonym for people from Chad you fucking dumbass
>>24888289
Undousuru.
>>24888961
He's right. If you haven't had sex by your late 20's, you're pretty much never going to have sexat least not with someone who isn't a hooker
>>24889020
feels like posting in any other thread on this board
>>24888630
Just study and work hard they said.
You will become happy and successful they said.
>>24888289
Great, cause I'm 38, have a job, and the daddies ish late teens are all over me
I did all my highschool online, but if I had went to real highschool I probably wouldn't have felt bad because it was all Stacies and Consuelas
How can I as a 24 year old man with entitlement issues sucessfully fuck a 16 year old? Don't give me any of that "1/2 your age plus 7" crap either because Idgaf.
>>24889226
"I have a car and my own place, want to come over for a drink"
>>24888289
I didn't miss out. I got my first hand job in 8th grade. Made out with a few chicks in highschool.
Still a virgin at 29 tho.
>>24889250
well I do but surely there has to be more art to it than that
>>24888289
Not as bad as living everyday knowing I'm missing out on all the experiences of young adulthood.
>>24888289
Unoriginal as fuk senpai
>>24889291
It's teenage girls, they aren't smart or complicated, you just need to watch out for their parents, the law, and her having a big mouth blabbing about you or her getting vindictive for whatever reason
>>24888289
I'm 18 right now. It's not too late for me but I'm too much of an autist to talk to anyone.
Whatever, I'm happy the way I am.
i had sex in highschool but at the time i couldn't fight my attraction to middle school girls.
>grass is always greener meme
I just want to fuck a cute 16 year old Japanese girl
I'm childish, I still look like i'm 12 years old, there are plenty of girls in their 20s that look like teens.
I miss nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-YfuVQmX8
>>24889375
You shouldn't be. There's nothing stopping you from getting what you want- never settle for mediocrity, anon
>>24888289
Uhhhh.... whose that? I need to know for scientific purposes.
>>24889542
>not knowing who that is
>le FOR SCIENCE XDDDDD MEME
reddit is in the other direction faggot
i could care less, but failed normies will never understand that
who else here /ascended/
I never had sex as a teen, but I've had sex with teens. What does that make me? 17-19 faggots im not a pedo.
>>24889607
>who else here /ascended/
KEKEKEk cuCK
>>24889542
Nobody give this faggot an answer.
>>24889648
a rapist
didn't she marry a millionaire or something?
>>24889648
It makes you normalfag scum
>>24889468
Thank you. That was really inspiring.
I guess you're right but I seriously am extremely autistic. My social phobias have gotten ridiculous proportions.
>>24889648
Nothing wrong with being sexually atttracted to girls 9-14 y/o umless youre a fag
>>24889705
*gone to ridiculous proportions
>>24889648
>im not a pedo
No, you're an ephebo. Just as bad, but it's not illegal.
>>24889705
please elaborate. whats the worst that could happen?
>>24889736
>bad
>illegal
They are the same thing for all practical purposes fellow tribester
>>24889736
>Just as bad
no
>>24889761
It's illogical. You wouldn't believe the stuff I worry about.
Even if I stop myself and realize how ridiculous it is it doesn't help with the fear.
I put myself out there all the time to get over my fears and improve my social skills but it goes wrong every time.
It doesn't seem like it will ever get better so I don't even try anymore.
>>24889103
>studies and worked hard
>dropped out because no ptp or no sex
>>24889803
What the fuck happened at 45 and 46
>I think I like 24 year olds naaaaaaaah back to 20
>>24888289
I just barely made it man. I had sex with a 19 year old when I was 17. Never again since then, but at least it means I just barely achieved teenage sex as a milestone in life.
>>24889897
If you don't develop social skills when you are young you will never learn them and always be awkward and autistic.
It's like trying to teach someone who was raised by wolves to learn English
>>24889542
fuck off cunt
>>24889948
them awkward mid-40s years when you're suddenly in to older girls...
maybe it's because around that age a lot of fathers with daughters will be noticing that their daughters are entering sexual maturity, so they subconsciously adjust their preferences upwards, or just report their preferences higher than they really are. but of course it's never going to last...
>>24889047
Fuck off, Chad from Chad.
Oblig
>>24889581
>>24889685
>>24889998
I've seen people post that for science thing here plenty times before, holy shit you guys are secret clubhouse incarnate.
I did but fucked my shit up with it. Banged a same age latina girl and ended up having a kid by 14.
>>24890402
Teenage love is just drama man, don't stress it. I had exactly about 2-3 opportunities to love my V-card in highschool and I never took them. I only had 2 GFs, and I refused to get into more relationships after my sophomore year.
I had sex in college the second month with a girl that I was really into and it was fun. Relax bro we will all make it.
Unless you're one of those kids who are really into long-term relationships from the beginning, it's not fun. I knew a couple in school who were together since middle school. They stayed together for like 4 years, and their relationship turned to shit. So even then it might not be cool.
Honestly, college promiscuity > Teenage promiscuity
>>24888289
It didn't bother me until I played the webm
>>24890553
Fuck off Chad, not everyone gets pussy delivered at there doorstep.
>>24889542
Its Hannah Minx.
>>24889581
>>24889685
>>24889998
Holy shit, you guys are legitimately butt blasted over nothing.
>>24888289
Kinda frustrating, not because of the missing out itself but because of the unwarranted fuss people make about it. It just sex, who cares? Everyone but me apparently.
>>24890602
But at heart I'm a robot. I'm only 5'10" and I've had hilariously embarrassing moments too. Look, the less you care about getting a gf, the more likely you will. At least that is what happened to me. Most of the girls I made out with in HS initiated, the lays in college, they showed interest first. Just work out, have friends, be funny, and don't care about having a gf.
I'm offering sympathy. Ok, so maybe I have nice facial aesthetics, a high IQ, nice body, speak 5 languages, well-traveled and educated, solid house and childhood, a good social life, "interesting" hobbies. BUt I'm not tall, and I started off bad, like /r9k/ bad.
what makes it different from adult sex?
>>24890721
so you're taller than 99% of women and have money, personality and experience and looks
What do i do as a 5'5 schizo??
>>24889607
>I have achieved levels of virginity you can't possibly imagine
top lel
>>24890799
An hero, ofc
>>24888541
monkey face.
widow's peaks are disgusting.
>>24890799
Well, first you have to get it through your head that you will need to spend every waking second trying to better yourself. At one point in my life I was so depressed that threads like this would really just make me cry. I would then play league until 3AM procrastinating on my studies.
>First and foremost, find a way to cope with schizo so you can actually function mentally.
>Then get an education, it truly opens doors. It also improves your social game because of wider range of conversation topics.
>(optional) reach physical peak, it's a confidence boost at the least. It also improves your social game, it makes flirting easier.
>Travel. People, especially women, like interesting guys with stories to tell. This solves 90% of that. It also improves your social game.
>Go back for more education, or spend your free time doing cool shit. Like learning another language. It improves your social game.
Idk, that's what I did. I had a good financial situation so this wasn't much of a problem, but this should help you.
>>24888289
isn't she like 30 now
>>24890402
This is absolutely ridiculous. Teenage love is awkward as fuck and even traumatic. you can get dumped for forgetting to put axe body spray on one day or getting a bad haircut. You are super fucking insecure about your body, your ideals, your status, literally everything about yourself. And if you do make it to what will inevitably be awkward, painful sex, everyone talks mad shit about you and for a while you cant even look your partner in the eye. Relationships in your 20s are waaaay better and even more so I would think, if it's your first one. Youre way more secure in yourself and can appreciate the ride for what it's really worth.
terrible.
but i shouldn't be feeling this way since i almost fall asleep talking to woman, but i really want to fuck them
You didn't miss much. Teen sex is pretty awkward.
>>24890573
>It didn't bother me until I played the webm
This.
>>24888289
>tfw you will never have fun staying up late on Friday nights and playing video games ever again
