>he has really nice abs
>she has a high libido
>will just let me stick it in when we wake up
she loves me
inattainable standard to be h
>has traditional values yet isn't religious
>reads
>likes anime and games but doesn't need me to participate
>isn't over affectionate
>he likes to cuddle and touch my thighs
>he likes to talk to me about things that he loves
>he'll roleplay with me
>he is half insect, arachnid, or other arthopod
>>24887939
Who is Spiderman?
>>24887911
>traditional values yet isn't religious
Can't have your cake and eat it too.
>he brings me home chicken tendies
>he'll stay up late just to coach me while I'm playing an AoE 2 match
>I mention that I saw a qt stuffed polar bear in the window of a shop
>the next day he buys it for me n it turned out to be a GIANT teddy bear
>want to go to the ballet
>he gets me tickets to the ballet
>says thank you when I give him head
>>24887954
b-but
>>24887963
>>the next day he buys it for me n it turned out to be a GIANT teddy bear
With a strap-on attached?
>>24887963
Who is Viper?
>genuinely cares about me and fawns over me like a mother
tfw no mummy gf ;-;
>>24887953
he doesn't have enough spider for my preferences
It also doesn't help that I mostly read Ultimate Spider-Man when I was younger and think of him always as a teenager
>she's suicidal like me
>>24888010
hahahahaha i wish
>>24888052
Manspider?
Jeffry from Billy and Mandy?
>>24887783
>she has a flat tummy and thin legs
>>24888002
no just a regular squishy wushy powa beaw
>she is pure
>>24888116
>never
not even lolis
>ever
>>24888111
nice double trips
Bed size bears
Like giant totoro bed plush
>>24888174
mines not bed sized :< mine is like fat medium sized dog sized
>>24888224
bigger is better ay
>>24887783she has a muscular toned body.she initiates sex whenever she wants it, even if its inconvenient to me.she has short hair.she's an amazing belcher.Basically a dude with a soft face, tits, and a vagina.
>>24888348
mmm yes desu
>>24888348
Fug, you've unlocked fetishes I never knew I had
>>24887783
>she has nice huge cock.
>>24887783
Skinny, long legs.
>>24887911
>tfw have traditional values and aren't religious
>tfw read
>tfw like games and don't want a gril to participate
>tfw not over affectionate
Too bad I don't find women worth my time anymore, and you're not even a gril just some twink faggot
I'm posting just to say I think there are a lot of grils who want someone like me and I quit the lot of them, feels good.my personal turn-ons include women who can actually live their own lives and don't seek to be my life, and actual real loyalty like the kind I have for people.
Blue eyes
Medium-short hair
Nice voice
>>24888387
Thats right desu.
>>24888416
Now you can join in the new feels. The feel of no tomboy bro gf.
>She has a power level as high as mine or is at least able to go super Saiyan
>She is a lesbian
>>24888502
>I'm posting just to say I think there are a lot of grils who want someone like me and I quit the lot of them, feels good.
kek
>>24888522
>makoto will never be your ouji-sama in shining armour
>makoto will never sweep you up in her handsome boyish arms
>makoto will never blush and let out a girly yelp when you accidentally brush against her small, yet firm and pert breasts
Why is life so cruel?
>>24887783
ilu op
>>24888693
Cool, now post something that isn't blurry af
>does not think i'm retarded
>>24888726
how about you post your fucking dick you cum reservoir
>>24888684
>Samus will never be your bounty hunter girlfriend.
>She will never get home from a long mission and drag you to the bedroom to relieve her stress.
>You two will never get wasted together and stay up all night to play vidya, watch movies, and wrestle.
Life is just cruel like that.
>>24888856you first please
>>24889276
blurry just to fuck you off
>>24889313
Not him, but that's an amazing cock.
>>24889354
thanks! <3
Everyone's personal fetish is benis tbqhwuf
>>24889457
10/10 would suck until the cows came homeno homo
>>24889457
Can I get some dimensions on that big boy?
>>24889457
>another fag with an average penis
and for a minute I thought this would be neat
>>24889172
>wrestle
f-fuck, I could not tell you how much I want to naked wrestle with a girl.
She scratches my head, back, and tickles my feet.
My feet aren't really ticklish but the sensation feels better than an orgasm.
She likes to initiate sex.
She likes to cuddle, hug, and touch me whenever she feels like it, and often.
She lets me touch her and explore her body whenever I want when we're alone. And she does the same thing to me, trying to learn the male experience and anatomy.
>>24888083
Manspider and Jeff are too spider, but Jeff is ideal husbando material personality-wise, I just want to love him forever and heal his relationship with his dad
>you will never
the ideal balance of human and spider would be something like a drider
>>24889510
no it just looks big because I'm twinky!
>>24889492
thanks desu
>>24889511
Post yours! <3
>>24889659
It still looks big by comparison, and twinkies with big looking cocks are the best.
>>24889712
you're kind, anon.
>>24889535
Wrestling makes the best foreplay.
>No physically superior girlfriend to wear you down before sex even starts.
>>24887783
>He's short
>He's skinny
>He's too shy to function without me
>He doesn't mind being bullied by me so long as it's loving
>He doesn't really care about sex and enjoys cuddling/love moreI'll never find anyone like this.
>>24889872
Shut up, anon. Your fetish girl does not, and will not ever exist.
>>24889804
>you will never lick her clit suddenly to make her moan and free you from her grip
>you will never use the opportunity to force your rock-hard penis into her mouth
>you will never engage in a 69 sex-fight to try to make each other cum first
Well I now have a boner so I'll see you lads in a bit
>>24889776
You're kind for sharing such nice pics! Thank you.
>>24889899
>Your fetish girl
What
I specifically stated I want a boy multiple times.
>>24889872
This is me. The girl who does it to me plays with my nipples all the time also.
>Short chicks
>>24889872
>tfw everything except short
Sorry, femanon. Looks like I'm not cut out to be your manlet bf.
>>24888348
So avatar Korra?
>>24889932
don't mention it
alsoy-you too
>>24890023
Love knows no height really, anon
but I'm not a girl at all sorry if that mislead you, I'm looking for a boy to make feel like a princess and all that gay stuff
>>24887783
>His face when he hurts when I first put it in
>>24888576
Be my gf Be my gf Be my gf
I've been wanting a weeb gay love forever.
>>24890066
>I'm looking for a boy to make feel like a princess and all that gay stuff
T-that works too, actually. Okay, you can be my Seme I guess
>she has a flat stomach
>>24890204Gimme your email/steam then! we can talk and see if we get along
>she has long hair down to her middle back
>>24890244
GREENEYESGLASSESBRUNETTEPALE
>she thinks niggers are subhuman
>tfw no gf who is also an incredibly sexually frustrated virgin who will rape me 24/7 to relieve years of pent up frustration
Basically everything about pic related is a turnon for me
>>24890564
>that everything
No time for trailer trash anon come on now
>>24890508
This tbqh mi familia
>>24890604
Ok, not really everything, let's just say most.
>>24890528
oh didnt know you were back
>>24890564
>blue hair
>tattoo
I bet she has a piercing somewhere, too.
She will cheat on you, if she wasn't already a dyke.
>>24889943
Are you a boy it girl? If tgirl specify.
>she enjoys sci-fi (games and/or movies)
>she enjoys wrestling
>she's physically strong
>she slouches when she's seated
>she's pretty tall
>she dresses like a boy (no dresses, skirts)
>she enjoys roleplaying
>she's pretty dominant by nature
>she does most of the initiating in the relationship, including sex
More or less what this anon said >>24888348
Pic related, similar to what she would look like.
>shes confident in her intellect and looks
I hate women that are insecure little Fucking retatds
>she's taller than you
>she's confident and a leader
>she fucks you with a strap on
>>24890055
Exactly her.
>mfw all the best tomboys are lesbians
>>24890094
>>24890066
I really want to be gay with someone else.
>hes a cute neet, and plans to stay one
>back hair, black/brown eyes.
>always looks sleepy
pic related
>she has long hair
>she has a mix of hot and cute face
>she has weight complex even though she's healthily thin and perfect for me so I could spoil her to confirm it's fine to be like it
>her voice of protesting is cute
>she's shy
>she prefers cuddling over sex but likes both
>she'll initiate sex sometimes because she knows that turns me on for three rounds
>she'll let the hair hang in layers or make it into a braid-over-shoulder or lower twintails style
>she'll wear a chinese dress or kimono that fits her well
>she'll appreciate the times I try to make her day
>she wants to sit/lie while hugging each other daily
>she smiles at me almost all the time
>sheloves me
Those turn me on, fill me with hope etc., but knowing I'll never have it all is an abstract kind of feel.
>>24889902
>Not being able to get into "back mount" from that
Absolute pleb.
>>24892291
Put the anime away son. It's morphing your views.
>>24892291
>she'll initiate sex sometimes
>she'll appreciate the times I try to make her day
>she wants to sit/lie while hugging each other daily
>she smiles at me almost all the time
>she loves me
why are you so needy lmao
>>24892707
I don't watch anime. I was always prone to idealism actually. I know girls that have parts of the stuff in the list going for them apart from the clothes thing since I no longer communicate with peers a lot to see that ever happen, but they're nowhere close toever loving me
>>24887783
>short
>subby
>tattoos
>haughty and somewhat effeminate
>likes ass play
>male
>>24891531
I wish this wasn't true. Those girls make my dick diamonds.
>>24892787
Because I lived in a family that can only be described as hell and want a mutual love that's comforting. As the saying goes, a man can dream. This is my dream.
>>24887783
>lonely but realizes it's a chemical reaction
>doesn't care that life is meaningless
>wants to live in a world where everyone is dead except me and her
>athletic and attractive because she loves herself more than anything
>Affectionate and clingy
>Innocent-ish
>Shy
>>24887911
Why are you me?
Bumpadump.
I like threads like this.
>plays video games
>dark humor
>not overly affectionate
>nice hair (preferably short-ish)
>loves history
>into anime and comics
>movie fan
>female(not a dyke or a ftm "female")
>loves me
I think only one of those 2 can be fulfilled at a time.
This is the Mommy/Daddy issues board right?
Must have gotten lost...
>>24887911
>personel turn-ons
So you get a boner from this shit?
>>24887911
Just describe most of 4chan in one post for me fa m
>not fat
>is nice
>Taller than me
>Dimples
>Big arms/well developed chest
>Big hands
>Big dick
>Charismatic
>Naturally dominant, someone who gets put into leadership roles, but doesn't nessicarily seek them
>Expert dirty talker
>Non white
Tfw I've found them but I fucked up and spilled my spaghetti and now their roommate talks to me more than they do
>>24887783
Turn ons
>Skinny
>Doesn't like wearing shoes
>Tall
>Pale
>Wears skirts or dresses a lot
>Chews on fingernails.
>Wears beret or scarves
>Takes care of her appearance
>Long hair
Turn offs
>Tan
>Vapid
>Fat
>Has tattoos
>Moles
>Belly button piercings or those really shitty ones that look like moles
>Sweatpants and tied back hair. You probably know the look.
>Curly hair
>Shitty hair dye, especially if it's blonde streaks in brown hair. Good job, your hair reminds people of a fucking used toilet bowl.
>Large glasses
All is flexible except fat chicks.
>7/10, not that difficult because i have shit standards
>likes animu
>able to carry a conversation
>dark sense of humor wouldn't hurt
>i got a thing for punk rock girls so that'd be a nice trait to have
Am i too picky, robots? I feel like I am.
>>24895183
>not liking large glasses
>vapid is flexible
what the fuck
>skinny
>small breasts
>pale skin
>long hair
>little to no makeup
>dresses modestly
>is an strong autodidact
>doesn't drink, smoke, or do drugs
>no tattoos
>>24887911
This but everything reverse
>doesn't mind me being relgious can ber herself i don't care. Isn't traditional trash.
>Does something more exiting then read, something she will talk to me about
>Doesn't like weeb and nerd shit
>Want's to be around me
>>24895428
I said everything was flexible because there's always some nugget who thinks that having a lot of turn ons means I'm a picky autist.
Also those large see through hipster glasses are shit. Shiny ones are top notch though.
>>24889902
>Beta taste
Nah she wears you out takes some handcuffs or ropes gets a dildo and pegs you despite your opposition.
>like riding cowgirl style
UNF
>blonde hair
>braids
instant erection
>>24896136
>Blond braids
>3rd worst best friend
Shit tier taste
>>24896219
meet me in real life bro I'll thrash you and your shit taste
>she has a little bit of a belly
>she's mean to people who aren't me
>she's affectionate and cuddly
>she makes food for me
>>24887783
I'm a dude so this might seem wierd...
>Asks me how my day has been
>Offers encouragement.
>Helps me with confidence.
>Doesn't mind if I'm overly affectionate.
>Makes it comfortable to talk about my feelings.
>Willing to put up with me.
>caring
>cute personality
>likes to tease
>chubby
>significantly taller than me
>>24896244
That's called a french braid, this is what blond braided hair looks like
>>24896310
>I'm a dude so this might seem wierd...
if you develop the taste for her dominating you, it'll literally be the same as half of this thread.
>>24889457
is a 6 inch dick too small?
>she looks like me
Litterally only this. It helps that I'm 5'7 and have long brown hair.
>>24896342
I didn't know there was a distinction, actually.
Well then I mean french braids. Your pic is some hoodrat shit.
>>24889872
Shit, I'm jut missing the top two. Sorry about that.
>>24894795
Dykes are the most loving. They're like a bro you can fuck, except they're always lesbians so scratch the fucking part.
>>24896404
French braids are way better and at least you don't like matt
>>24891313
Sauce? Is she a coal burner?
I just want a soft girl that's taller than me who cares about me and wants to cuddle.
>>24887783
>he touches your back
>he touches your thigh
>he's confident, but noticeably nervous
And then he had to go and fuck everything up REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24896310
I can do all those things anon
[/spoiler]Im a guy[/spoiler]
>>24896884
>tfw /pol/ack
>tfw you dont remember how to spoiler
BRAINZ with word skillz
>>24887783
>mosquito bite tits
>nice flat belly
>glasses
>awkward
>girlcock
Be 12 years old.
>>24896855
I've done exactly that. Was it me?
>>24889172
shes got two left feet senpai
Turn on
> A girl who doesn't believe she's intitled to spend the night after every time we have sex.
that's my thinking time, I'm happy to cuddle again later though once I'm hornet and fog headed again.
>>24890055
Her show is terrible but she is mai waifu. Character flaws and all.
Also soooo many capture, torture, "confident bitch gets humbled" scenes in this show.
And I loveee the setting/time period. It's such a rich blend of ideas. Magical kungfu during the roaring 20's? Count me in!
Shame about the abhorrent writing.
