Just found a bump on the back of my head.
Am I going to die?
If it was me, I'd sure hope so.
>>24887264
I dont know, but look at the bright side. On your last day you could rape a girl and you would get away with it.
Post a pic of the bump
>>24887441
Can't. I have too much hair covering it. I even tried to spread apart the hair, but I keep fucking up the picture because I can't see the screen.
>>24887362
That's not a very nice thing to do, anon.
>>24887320
But I have a cat who needs me.
>>24887531
At least you are not balding. . .
Fuck the goddamn robot
>>24887592
You can have my hair when I'm donezo.
you leave it alone until it starts pressing on some weird part of your brain somehow and then you become taht watchtower guy
>>24887645
Go to the hospital and get it checked by a doctor
>>24887671
I don't have health insurance.
OP I have a really big, actually seems to be two connected, bone hard bumps on the top of the back of my head. My best hope is they are just cysts since I've have like 10 of them and I am not the most hygienic person, but I also have another growth that's pretty concerning. I checked that one out and it came out as nothing, but I'm still pretty paranoid because fuck. I'm gonna die for sure, OP. You will too, we both have cancers.
>>24887264
No, it's just an engorged tick leeching Lyme disease into your veins.
>>24887741
Shit, bud. It seems that if they don't get any larger we'll be fine.
>tfw no cancer bro to go on cancer adventures with before we kick the bucket
>>24887809
yikes
>>24887847
>cancer adventures
what would that even entail?
>>24887858
idk prob just going to chemo together and getting trashed at bars as we fail in trying to pick up pity pussy
>>24887847
I think one of them might have gotten bigger, but we'll be fine, even if we die.
>>24887858
it would entail dedicating my last years alive to the ending of this cycle, and to receive the title of anti-christ, or maybe this would be good enough >>24887925
>>24888066
Cysts can be cancerous you know
>found a bump on the back of my head a few years ago
>worried about what it could be
>can't really see it because its on the back of my head
>one night i go into the bathroom with nail clippers and dig it out
>blood everywhere
>its gone and i feel better
>>24888121
That makes sense. I hope they aren't.
>>24888156
That was your baby, how could you do that? You murderer.
