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My loneliness has reached a point where i don't feel bad
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My loneliness has reached a point where i don't feel bad anymore, so let's talk about masturbating

Do you have any fap technique that feel great ? Humping a pillow looks good, i'm looking for more

pic somehow related because this is the pornstar i've blown the most loads to
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Humping a pillow/bed is really good feeling, but after doing it for a while as my primary fap method, I think it is giving me problems getting/staying hard.
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I get the softest smoothest shirt/ underwear i have, fold it in two, and then place it in my hand and jerk it real slow. Much better than being dripping with lube. You don't have to clean up after, just jizz into the shirt, and then go to sleep. But please wash your fucking cum shirt please.
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>>24886972
Just like every fap method, you get used to it and the feeling slowly fade away, that's why i'm looking for various methods of masturbation
thx for the advice anyway
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>>24886907
smoke weed lad. orgasm lasts at least 10 times longer.
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>>24887021
i don't have weed and there is not much dealers in my town, but if i manage to travel to a country where it's legal, i'll try
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Who is pic related??
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>>24887201
Alice Green
born in 96
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prostate orgasm
who cares if it's gay (it's not), it feels amazing. but it's not easy to achieve.
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>>24887286
yes, i've tried this a couple of time, i've never been able to put an entire finger

either my finger is too large or my anus is too tight
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/nofap/ lads

Day 11 and still going strong.
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>>24887544
im doing noshower myself. 34 days and im quite proud of my achievement. i can feel the ladies staring because of my increased test.
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>>24887544
tried this a couple of times, it has some advantages but i'm currently not in the mood to stop porn and fapping
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>>24887349
Get yourself some lube and a toy made for it. There are cheap ones out there, and it is 200% worth it. It seriously is another level.
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>>24886907
I've barely ever fapped.

I don't know what will work consistently. I just can't get myself stimulated. I've never jerked it until it started to get pleasurable.

What should I do? What are good methods? I don't really have a high sex drive, but I've heard it's good for your prostate.
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>>24887582
Impressive.

Can I recommend nobreathe? I believe it can really help you out.
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>>24887688
Okay, i think i'll do it
Maybe it'll work with canola oil
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bump to sum up what we've said so far

>pilow
>shirt
>weed
>prostate
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>>24887870
No, you fucking idiot. Water-based lube, oil eats away rubbers and is a pain in the ass to clean up.
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>>24887870
>>24888099

get a stainless steel butt plug u nerds
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FYI you can hit yr prostate without sticking a finger up yr bum
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>>24888250

it's not really the same

who wants to rub their gooch anyways
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porn does almost nothing for me, and my libido is generally pretty low
also, one of the things that still gets me going, cartoon gore porn, and only when the art is decent

what do?
i was thinking just going gay porn, until my libido completely dies and my dick falls off a cliff
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>>24888250
How? I tried it once, unlubed, and it was quite uncomfortable shoving something up there so not really sure I want to that again.
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Get on your knees, strip nekkid, whack an ankle sock around your cock and tuck your balls in so it stays in place and go crazy. Always get a full-body orgasm when I do that. Edging is great, too.
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http://jackinworld.com/techniques/jackinexpert-collection/self-control-games/tiny-one-fingered-circle
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>>24888367
fapping with a sock in which I put my balls is something i already do
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
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>>24888367
can you describe this in more detail? wrap ankle sock around cock how? tuck balls in what? pls
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>>24888443
god-tier wanking. Sometimes I freestyle on my knees without the sock and just let fly with an empty pillowcase underneath me, seeing myself cum turns me on even more

>>24888466
Okay, so you know ankle socks? put it over your already erect penis like a condom, but tuck both of your balls in the heel area of the sock. That way the sock stays on if you happen to let go of your dick, and also when you're in the throes of a full body orgasm it doesn't fall off and you don't spaff everywhere.
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>>24888518
what do you use for lube?
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>>24888732
I don't think you need lube when fapping with a thin ankle sock
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btw don't mind this post, i just wanted to know who got the >24888888 get.
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>>24888518
are you cut? blox
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>>24888967
>shunning cutfags
>not nuzzling their tips into your foreskin for protection
What kind of monster are you? They need your comfort for what happened to them.
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>>24889005
n-no i was wondering if the sock thing would work on a cut penis! i am currently taking very good care of a cutfag
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>>24889092
My bad. I'm used to hostility towards cutfags. Glad to see you have a refugee in your care!
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>>24888732
I don't, because I have a foreskin.

>>24888967
nup
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>>24887760

Your screwed.

>>24887765

The wit is palpable.
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>>24889966
Same anon.

So... let's say I haven't really masturbated before. Let's say I don't have a sex drive enough to chase pussy, but still get erections.

There's no way to ask this without sounding like a freak, so I'll just say it. How do I do it? I'm cut, and most stimulation like that hurts.
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>>24890197
I'm the same anon. Had oneitis for years and the suicidal depression has killed my sex drive. I masturbate because it feels good and relieves stress.

I don't really know how to answer that. for starters, I've been fapping for years, and also I'm not cut. I guess, from memory, I started just tugging it in the shower and then moved on to using shampoo outside of the shower. Haven't fapped using lube for years now though, I would imagine it's different for cutfags though. I'd recommend condoms, too.

Why do you want to start? Do you even want to start?
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Why not try a fleshlight , i heard geest things about it . Will get One when i move out .
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>>24890197
Don't worry anon, you're not alone. I have never fapped before.
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>>24890299
I want to start because I bet it feels good, and for curiosity. Not having a sex drive is something that's been with me for years. Since forever.

I've heard it's good for your prostate. I have wet dreams occasionally and they feel great. I've just never masturbated. It's hard to explain to folks who have sex drives and jerk it regularly.

I'm stressed all the time for various reasons. I'd love to feel good and relieve stress. I know it's hard to answer. But I appreciate it nonetheless.

>>24890313
I figured there were more ppl like that out there. I don't know why I am the way I am.
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>>24886907
"My neediness and craziness has reached a point where I travel to places with an imaginary boyfriend." When the real guy says don't do this, I keep doing it anyway. I'm a stalker now. I'm a really sad and pathetic human being. I'm good looking and smart, but i'm clearly in need some real help here. My family and friends are pretty crazy too, for not giving me the healthy feedback I need, because it would make me more normal. The only thing left for me now is victimizing this poor soul who only ever spend 1.5 hours with me because he misread the whole situation and thought I was a pretty normal decent girl. I would never write this down myself obviously, because this would require introspection. I always blame the other party. It's easier that way. I call me hurting others love. I don't know why. Maybe I was born crazy or made this way. Who knows? I live in a delusional reality or something. The writer of this post is the one being harassed and is by holding up a mirror to this girl (Initial L) trying to shake some sense into her. Probably without effect. Didn't work in the past. Probably not a smart move to make, but I'm already warning you I'll have to take measures if you keep doing this. I will state very clearly yet again: leave me alone. I gave you another chance before (stupidly). I won't make this same mistake again. Please leave me alone. I do not want to see your face ever again. You disgust me. I cannot feel anything else. It's weird to think I once liked you. You destroyed that. I honestly don't care. Leave me alone, this is not a request. Fuck off! Get it? Good. And to finish it off, because you made me angry obviously: I think you're a mean-spirited bitch who calls others what she really thinks of herself. I call you crazy, but maybe that's cutting you too much slack. Maybe you're just mean. I don't care to know. Fuck off.
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>>24890830


How old are you, anon?

Totally an original comment, how could I have possibly failed to tell.
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If you need more clarity, I can tell you very clearly now: I will not become your boyfriend, I will not marry you or whatever it is you imagine this will become. I do not want you. It really is that simple. Nothing more, nothing less. I only want one thing: a life without you. And you don't love me. How do I know this? People who love do not treat others the way you treat others.
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>>24891157
I'm 26

Will be 27 in three months.
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>>24890830
Wet dreams are amazing. I'm always thinking that I must have the ability to ejaculate completely handsfree while concious if I can do it while sleeping, but maybe it doesn't work like that.

Just start out slow. Have you ever orgasmed by your own hand before?
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>>24891354
No, I haven't done anything with my own hand.

Every time I've tried nothing has happened. I feel no pleasure building or anything. Maybe it's just meant to be.

I'll try next time I shower, and maybe the sock method. I've seen cylindrical toys people use. Not fleshlights, but plastic things. Maybe those might work.
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Negative attention is still attention right?
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>virgin at 26
>rejected for the 8th time this year

finally letting go. it feels better than i expected, the pressure is off, i feel free. might even explore some traps and bi stuff now that everything is meaningless.
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>>24891417
I wouldn't try shower first time. Head to /gif/ and see if you can find something that turns you on (however than manifests itself in you), unless you already have a fetish. Watch the porn and get deep into it and get some lube and go for it.

God speed, anon
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If you fuck other guys, will it help you forget about me? Or are you going to try to hurt me more? Because it's all about you after all LS?
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>>24891476
I'll think about it. There are turns ons, I'll try to think about it when I do it.

Thanks for the advice anon. Expected to just be mocked and shitposted after posting all that. Means a lot, fwiw.
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>>24891540
Gay, but you're welcome. I was a late bloomer too and would have appreciated some advice at the time. It depends on your personality though, it might just not be for you, and that's okay
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>>24886907

Short neck, broad shoulders, cramped facial features, no chest, fat

Do you have an ugly fetish or something?
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I have this one weird trick and women hate me, but nothing compares to using sex toys.

Anal stimulation with a toy purposely designed for that such as the tantus ryder buttplug and fucking a masturbation sleeve wrapped up in blankets, such as stoya forbidden insert fleshlight feels really good for masturbating. Drugs help too. I know it's horrible for you but I can't stop eating dph. It's like amphetamine except you can easily get and stay hard and it doesn't take hours to cum, and the body load feels good instead of bad.
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who else masturbating until they finally an hero?
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>>24886907
Come back when the only reason you masturbate is because you don't want to die to prostate cancer.
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