>boyfriend wants to try out his new deck on me
>it's a dredge deck
>>24886470
>does not exist
>>24886481
wait I thought you left
>>24886470
>2x a legendary creature in the same deck
do you even play?
>>24886498
we could only dream for such a thing, anon.
>>24886470
>those lands
they sure do make neat looking lands nowadays. anybody got some nice looking ones they could post?
>>24886470
>Stuff your boyfriend/girlfriend does that annoys you
Is this r9k code for "mtg thread"?
Look, Anon. I'm a grill gamerrrrr who plays MTG.
>>24886498
so we ever truly leave?
>>24886481
I thought you killed yourself.
>>24886521
He could be gay.
>>24886470
>Stuff your boyfriend/girlfriend does that annoys you
going to sound stupid but having a shit grasp of time
>you ready to go to bed yet
>yer im really tired just let me finish this quickly
5 minutes later
>you ready to come to bed yet
>why are you asking me again you just asked 30 seconds ago
after this i show her the clock and she apologizes, which is nice. still confuses me, how can a 24 year old not understand how long 10 minutes is?
>>24886629
Spouses that won't go to bed on their fucking own annoy me. I shouldn't have to lie awake in bed for hours just because your ass gets sleepy before I do.
That's actively pretty sick. Id play that
>nobody talking about how these normies are invading
>>24886499
Also are you touched in the head or something?
I am a girl and I play Magic: the Gathering
>>24886470
>having a bf or gf
what the fucki! get the fuck out of /r9k/ !
>>24886499
You can have two you just can't play two.
>>24886470
>All those creatures
>Barely any regular spells
Holy shit
My partner told me Im not allowed to vent about them on 4chan anymore.
>>24887010
You belong in the koo kucks klan
If dubs I will finally get a petite brunette gf who is a qt virgin and will play 40k with me
Please God just let me have this, just once please
>boyfriend says that summoning sickness just means that a creature can't attack on the turn its played
Leaves paper towels around everywhere like she's actually fucking going to use them again. Has to constantly watch television, although it's nothing obnoxious aside from house porn. That's it; I found a good one.
>>24886518
It is now, /r9k/ should become the new destination for legacy/vintage players since we do literally nothing but autism about magic.
As a card shop owner, I hate it when kids try to show off cool they are for playing vintage or when they brag about having a card that's older than they are. They try so old to try to impress the staff and tourney players.
I made a mono red deck a couple days ago
>>24887637
>tfw I'll never have enough money for a competitive legacy deck
>>24889389
Just play on MODO where its half to 1/3rd of the price of paper
>>24889408
>advocating the digital jew
Nigga can't even afford the cardboard jew.
>>24889408
I really like having physical collections though. I only use MODO for the occasional 2am draft.
>>24889524
Modo cheapo tho, even tho its a shitty service
Plus super easy to flip collection
>>24889530
I don't like physically collecting anymore, takes up too much space
Is this place literally reddit's personal relationship blog now?
sage in alll fields
>>24887455
>tfw you play as an interrupt
>>24889569
>not getting what the thread is really about
>thinking sage is a downvote
Sage can go right up your asshole, Redditor.
