things you've done that you're ashamed of/regret
>i lost my virginity to a really really young girl
so... underage sex? how old was she?
>filmed myself shitting on a toilet cover and fapped to it
>>24886127
not sure, she said she was 15, but her boobs were really small and she had like 3 pubes.
i would say she was like 12 or 13
>>24886092
I lost my virginity to a fat smelly rapist neighbor six years older than me.
I regret nothing.
Except being arrogant enough to think this was an original comment.
>>24886200
green text, pls
(iugjhvk)
>>24886092
>really really young girl
just go to bed anon
Intended only to lose my v card to an unattractive older foreign woman just because she was available and I was desperate. Now we have a kid together and sort of living together.
>>24886271
thats against the rules sir.
>>24886300
honestly, kill yourself. that'll show her uo.
>>24886092
im a failed chad.
>>24886174
oreeginall c0mment
>>24886291
>saved a thumbnail
>>24886300
top kek, i hope this is true
why are u fags not greentexting
>>24886308
just do it you fucking faggot
>>24886308
OCD much anon? It sure is full of autistic people here
>>24886092
B to the L-O-X
>>24886383
because every last one of them is a huge lazy faggot, that's why
(inserting this because the previous statement is probably not original)
>>24886392
>>24886385
>>24886271
>>24886308
im not op, he used spam to bypass the robot, thats why i said thats against the rules
>>24886446
Are you gonna call the police?
>>24886461
>this is the cyberpolice!
>youdungoof.jpg
>>24886446
just greentext you fucking tool !
>>24886485
IM NOT OP YOU FUCKING PEPE WORSHIPER
>>24886469
Ahhhh... The classics
>>24886485
>>24886501
>inb4 autistic screeching battle
>>24886200
are you gonna green text or what ?
>>24886522
>nope
Happy????
Broke up with a girl the first time we tried to have sex. She was really scared and wouldn't touch or look at my dick. She kept covering her eyes with her hands. She had been wearing a padded bra the whole time I knew her and I finally realized that she was totally flat. Also her pussy smelled like Mexican food (she was Hispanic) and she had no ass. I was beyond disgusted and could not imagine spending any more time with her. Told her I was gay and that she deserved a real man and that she was beautiful. Then I noped the fuck out of there and never talked to her again. Still feel bad about that one.
>>24886300
losing your v-card to her is completely fine.
But having a kid with her and living together? Dude you fucked up.
>>24886326
My life might not be great but it's not that far in the gutter unfortunately. Also while I regret the situation, it wouldn't be fair to the kid.
>>24886371
It is, I JUST fucked my shit up. Word of advice, even if they aren't that religious, latinas will still not use birth control no matter their age.
>>24886575
you fags keep saying v-card. like shut the fuck up.
>>24886300
>>24886575
>2015
>v-card
Please... Don't. People who lose their v-card don't ever refer it to v-card, that's for grannys and sexually repressed moms
>>24886585
who gives a flying pig shit about the kid, she should've gotten an abortion, just escape the hell of the living existens we call humanity, and shoot yourself with a shotgun with the words "curts mic" graved on the side
>>24886575
I started fucking her on the regular and she just ended up pregnant after long enough. Never really my plan.
The living together part though, it's not great but it at least makes sense sort of since we're both pretty low financially, so at least together we can sort of get something of a livable life. It just sucks because I'm doing it to have a place to stay, but it will probably end up just tying us together more. I can see her having another kid at some point, and eventually just getting married because we'd already basically be like it.
And ten years down the road I'm married to an unattractive old mexican lady with a few half-kids running around, having to work a shit job to keep us afloat.
>>24886607
Interesting proposition, I'll have to consider it.
>>24886603
Virginity just sounds so pathetic.
>>24886617
Virginity is not even a real thing.
How can our virgins be real if our dicks aren't real?
>>24886617
>virginity just sounds so pathetic.
are you serious?
kys
>>24886327
>failure
>Chad
Pick one.
>>24886327
Everyone in 4chan is a failed Chad
>>24886092
is 4chin frozen for anyone else ?
>I lost my virginity
As a Christfag, that WRECKED me. I really thought I'd marry the girl by that point.
Had sex with a tranny who wouldn't fuck me and instead made me fuck her. Thing is though I have a giant dick and I fucked her so deep she shit all over my dick and stomach. Regret pursuing her and not leaving when she wouldn't fuck me
>>24886092
stuck my finger in my dog's vagina and she then jumped up and tumbled down the stairs and died like a week later
I was like 9 years old though
>>24886197
And how old were you..........
49?
I had a diaper fetish when I was 10. I went out to the convenience store, got a big pack of large Huggies, and used the pack over a span of 2 months. I never changed unless my pee started to leak out. I only used the bathroom when I needed to shit. I even wore them to school and fantasized getting pants'ed. I regretted not getting the girls' diapers. Fortunately, that was the only pack I bought and my fetish died by the end of middle school, to be replaced by loli and rape.
>>24886765
>her
>she
I like the sounds of your memes bro
Why do you feel ashamed? Did you coerce her into doing it? If not, GTFOver it.
>>24886873
out of the frying and into the other frying pan huh anon?
>>24886197
how old were you at the time? muted for 2 seconds
>>24886092
>searched for "girls" on Kazaa back in the day and found much more than I was looking for
>>24886839
31
(khgoubpijf)
>>24886893
this>>24887270
(comment not original, fuck you lemon face)
How many of /r9k/'s robots may have commited suicide during this 4chan blackout?
>>24887340
seems to be happening daily at the same time
nerking off too much
scaring off my soulmate
>>24887396
blackouts or suicides?
>jerking off by rubbing my penis against the mattress and just cumming in my bed
Si traduces esto usando Google, o sabes espanol, te daras cuenta de que es una forma ingeniosa de publicar una respuesta original y continuar El Juego.
Ademas: Abrir la puerta, entrar en el piso, todo el mundo a pie del dinosaurio
>>24887577
This can cause ED later in life bro. I know this feel
>>24887879
ed?
>>24886558
>Also her pussy smelled like Mexican food (she was Hispanic)
>>24886558
>>24888030
Americans don't know jack shit about Mexican food.
>>24886092
Pissng in my own ass, putting the tip in my abyss and letting go.
>>24888421
Not buying any of it. Post pics or it didn't happen...
>>24886873
So... Happy ending, right?
