Is there anything chad can say or do that will make them not want to suck his dick?
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This bitch too
This slut is fucking retarded. Or just trying hard to suck up to chad
Profile for fatty
>>24885611
Dat fat angle bitch too lazy to get out of bed
>>24885557
Yeah it really is! :) You really remind me a bit of Kirk Douglas, actually.
>>24885571
It's "dessert", by the way, not "desert". Oh wait, were you implying that you'd be bone dry when you're in my car? Are you not attracted to me? :(
>>24885701
Done
Og comment pls
>>24885596
Wanna get Chinese food instead?
>>24885571
Lol holy shit rekt that bitch she thinks she actually deserves more than a 7 dollar meal
>>24885742
Alright then. Now shell complain about it being too cliche
>>24885541
you'll see slightly above average women posting the same shit from their end, where they're fucking around and the guy keeps going. a lot of people are willing to indulge crazy shit for a one-time lay, because they're not really that bright and don't think things through.
>>24885541
Um, your brother didn't die that way.
Your brother is still alive, or you never had a brother.
I'm a truthsayer, trust me.
please tell me you swiped right because you wanna be taken to the movies, be fed free in N out, and then get smashed vigorously for 30 minutes in the back of of a BMW by a stunningly good looking/rich man
Better version guaranteed response
>>24885800
>chinese food instead
Chad can literally say anything and get away with it.
>>24885596
>>24885541
>>24885557
>>24885571
OP you are a master at this. Most fake chad profiles just pussy out on the best suggestions that are posted here, or bring boring stuff. Or they just insult them.
But you, sir, have a decent amount of entertaining sociopathy, fucking with their heads, making their brains spin. I like that. I enjoy your threads.
>>24885800
i am monitoring this thread
Should I just go in for the kill?
>>24886145
>ROASITE ROASTED
>>24886145
Do it braj
>>24886145
Tip top keksimus
Fuck I love these threads lmao
>>24886145
Go in full fucking balls to the wall.
These threads are always the best. Keep it up op! This might make my day at work more tolerable
>>24886145
Holy fuck thats beautiful
>>24886145
Yes, roast the bitch senpai !!
>>24885541
>Slowly i start cutting them open- mimicking an autopsy- but they are still alive. After they bleed out and eventually die, I remove the body from the tub and place it in a giant garbage bag or two, Depending on how excited I am, I may bathe in the blood before or after disposing of the body.
GIVE ME HER CONTACT INFO RIGHT NOW OP
Stop trying to push this non white as chad. It will NEVER stick
Tell her what you want
>>24886399
Who has the image with the line about being a disobedient avocado? Use that.
>>24886399
"You're a big girl...
...for me"
>>24886399
>CURVY
>>24886399
Hey pork chop! I've been looking for my very own Michelin woman for a while now, what do you say to coming round for mine and we the two of us can have dinner for five.
>>24886399
she's a short curvy girl
Shes flustered
She's moderately flustered
Kate might have gotten the joke
>>24886640
You shouldn't answer I guess, she's so pityful and asking for attention that it becomes funny
>>24886642
"No but I could really use some chinese in my mouth nam sayin?"
>>24886706
Lol, she's probably corean.
>>24886717
"I'm just joking around with you - and you're not too bad yourself."See if she goes for it
>>24886724
Too late. I think she still wants some dick though
>>24886732
Lmao she's still on the hook. Look at those smilies, that's code for 'let's pretend this was all a funny joke I don't want to upset you because I want your dick'. Ask her if she's mainland or Taiwanese
>>24886760
Too late bruv
>>24886760
Well, that worked out pretty well. She just wishes she was white
Does she know its a joke or is she just being a bitch
>>24886788
Yeah good, now let's ching-chong get it on.
>>24886804
well you're being an asshole so it's understandable she's being a bitch
she seems hot tbqh probably has some mental issues as well
>>24886788
If we are talking vanilla I'm certainly not the yellow one between us.
>>24886804
Send her a picture of an FBI report
Do it
Just find one in the archive
Holy shit do it
>>24886836
Even better
>Yeah good, now let's ching chong, bang a gong get it on
>>24885541
When you tell girls you're like 5'3" or under they automatically lose interest
I think this is the part I get contact info. How can I get nudes without sending anything back?
>>24886921
This, act like you've reported her op. Do it.
>>24886921
>>24886989
Can't send pics over tinder
>>24887052
Tell her "I'm submitting the tip to the fbi now" or something like that
>>24887092
That's not as funny without the pic though
>>24887111
just say some shit like "I'm serious. you're sick"
>>24887111
True. Ask her number then text it with the pic? I assume phones can share pics.
>>24887111
Link it dumbass. Upload to imgur
>>24886988
by asking?
>>24886988
It just hit me, I'm not sure I'll fit. Can you really handle me?
>lets bully women on tinder!
You "men" are pathetic. This is what gets your rocks off? Harassing and bullying girls on the Internet? Seriously, you bitter losers are a new type of scum.
It's good to know that none of those women would give you the time of day if they knew what you were really like. I know I won't.
You can reply with your mysoginistic comments but I won't read them. I'm going to a house party with my boyfriend, someone who cares about me. Thats more than any of you will experience.
>harass women on tinder for fun
>then wonder why many women complain about harassment
>>24887775
U go gurl XDD
>>24887775
roastie detected lol, tell your "good looking", "succesful", "desireable" boyfriend i say hi
>>24887775
Shouldn't you be on tumblr?
>>24887775
> roasties getting btfo'd
> "pathetic"
Or
EPIC
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>>24887775
orginakdndnjkd psost
>>24887775
hope you get date raped
>>24886640
"You're the type that screams the loudest when they get fucked"
>>24887775
Nice pasta, mind if I save it?
>>24887970
friendly reminder pathetic is an anagram to "that epic"
>>24888370
Who is that qt?
Robot pls let me ask
