Jesus died on the cross so you may not be judged for your sins and enter the kingdom of god.
Why don't you accept his gift?
>>24884895
Why did God make me a homo if being a homo is a sin ?
>>24884895
Joke's on you, I already did
I do not follow Apostolic Christianity.
>>24884895
I don't like following rules and didn't choose to be born into this miserable existence.
>>24884895
I accept his gift but i'm catholic so y'all normies won't attend mass with me
>>24884915
Because god gave you a free will.
You can be with god, just ask for forgiveness of your sin through jesus. That's literaily it.
because I don't wanna get keked by jesus
also because im a fucking massive faggot obviously
If God loved jesus, why did he kill him in such a violent way?
checkmate christians
>>24885019
WHERE DID THE BODY GO?
CHECKMATE ATHIESTS
Christianity killed the European folk religion of my ancestors and it's basically just Judaism for non-Jews.
>>24884959
Didn't Jesus say that very few people are allowed to enter heaven? It can't be that easy.
>>24885429
there never was such a thing as european folk religion.
it's an invention of the 17th--18th century.
Because religion cult made up by power hungry men that realized people were seeking for an answer and they could invent one for them and gain money and power from it ?
>>24885019
If God and Jesus are the same person, why did God think it was necessary to sacrifice himself to himself? It seems like an empty gesture from that prospective.
>>24885719
Literally all early societies had folkloric religion.
Fuck off back to 8gag, redditor
>>24884895
The Muslim anime is way better
>>24884895
because taking that literally is dump
christian theology is ok but the focus on forgiving carries the sacrifies still on his backside
>Accepting human sacrifices
>Being this pagan
>>24885766
How do you know that? Did you read it somewhere? When was that book written?
>>24885019
God didn't kill Jesus.
God was Jesus.
God entered this world as a perfect man (Jesus) and was attacked and destroyed by his own creation. So I think the idea is that if man will even ridicule and murder a perfect man/God, that then allows God to forgive us for all of our sins/imperfections
I'm not really Christian but it's a mind blowing concept.
>>24885854
There are artifacts and evolved memes from those religions like Stonehenge and Halloween.
>>24884895
you got the hole concempt wrong,
start to think or troll better
>>24885875
On some AI, gateway shit. Like God learned all he needed to know about the wickedness of man through Jesus. And we can communicate with Him through jesus in the afterlife or some shit
>>24885890
Halloween means Eve of all Saints(Helgens).
It's Christian in origin.
3 months ago I was contemplating robbing a bank and committing suicide by cop and living out of my room miserable drug and alcohol addicted. I was a neet peeing in bottles. I hadn't been to church since I was a kid and doubted the legitimacy of the bible and was unsure of who Jesus even was. I finally just said something out loud like "I submit, I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior and repent my sins." 3 days later he literally revealed himself and spoke to me and I'm traveling the world and exceedingly joyful every day. I can't even believe this life compared to the old one. You have no idea how awesome He is robots but he's waiting for you. It's the end of days and the revolution is now.
>>24884895
But isn't jesus god?
Did god sacrifice himself to calm his own anger?
>>24885875
Ive never seen it explained like that before
/r9k/ is an atheist board, fuck off with your kike religion
>>24885875
But anon that is wrong God and Jesus are both co-exsisting and co-eternal. Meaning that God and Jesus are different people of the same substance. Also the holy ghost is there too, and if you ever make fun you'll have committed a sin that not even Jesus will forgive you for.
>>24885980
>/r9k/
>atheist
Atheists are normies
>>24885948
I don't suppose you have any proof of this?
>>24885927
It's influenced by Samhain as well.
Christianity, like all religions have esoteric truths that can only be understood if you have the wisdom before hand going into it.
Reading it at face value and taking it as fact is stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_xZcD4veGc&index=8&list=PLFfM65xLnO-GGdbO5yYuQvaKOhG6j1Ih7
There, watch this and stop being a Christian and become truly enlightened, not only that but understand everything in the book you read.
>>24885955
Jesus wasn't God but he was as close to God as man can ever be. Thats why they say he was God on earth/the son of God.
God didn't kill Jesus. God gave man free will. Jesus was killed by God's creation.
>>24884895
I've determined I would Jesus it up if a girl wanted me to. I do not go alone because I was raised catholic and church is historically this boring thing where there was always a fight with me going and where I just dick around in my head for an hour and I wish that I was doing anything else.
>>24886008
Like I said I'm not religious.. But you are so wrong and willfully ignorant I won't waste our time addressing you tbqphwyf.
because i dont belive jewish fan-fiction
>>24885948
Check this out brother
>>24885948
Anon, is this true? I really want to believe you. :)
>>24885077
Probably into an unmarked grave since there was no relative to collect the body, by the time the disciples started preaching in Jerusalem of a guy rising from death the body would have been nothing more than bones, so invalidating the claim would have been fruitless.
>>24884895
Because I see there is no reason to believe in the christian God. Believing in a Deistic or pantheistic God is pretty much all the arguments form tor the Christian God minus all the drawbacks.
Be sure to test your faith by picking up poisonous serpents and drinking bleach. After all, if you're a true believer, the snake won't bite you and the bleach will not harm you along with any other poison!
>>24886026
literally just means summer's end.
>>24884895
Christ-Chan would be a good mother.
>>24886039
Wrong Jesus was God and so are you and me and everything you see. You don't understand the Bible at all my friend.
>>24886075
What? Not him but I dont GET it
>>24886129
Well a tip of the fedora to you, you massive fucking faggot
>>24884895
The reason I need the "gift" in the first place is because god created this shitty reality. If he truly is omnipotent and created everything then he knowingly created man with the ability to sin. It's not that I necessarily don't believe in god, I just don't think he deserves to be worshiped.
>>24886153
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'I'd' like everyone in this thread to watch
>>24886033
and understand what 'they' are talking about. Stop talking from ignorance friend, stop speaking from the ego and become enlightened.
>>24886153
calm down buddy, this is a Christian thread.
HEY CHRISTFAGS,
IF GOD IS REAL, HOW COME HE ISN'T REAL?
CHECKMATE
CHRISTIANS: -90
ATHEISTS: OVER 9000!!!
Christians can't be robots, christians still belive there is an after-life where they won't suffer anymore, thats literally normie-tier
real robots have lost all hope, so kindly fuck off my board faggots
>>24886190
You worship God because you are God. 'You' (not the shitty ego associated with thoughts and fake emotions you believe are you) are the universe itself. You can experience this.You are nothing and everything at the same time. When you give in to the cravings of the ego you make it even larger thus sinning against yourself and this universe. Reality isn't shit it's 'you' who is bullshit. Who is the fake. In reality there simply is no you. There's the body sure but there is no 'you'. You can go to Heaven right now if you discarded your ego, but make no mistake while you still have your ego, while you still possess the ability to suffer you ARE already in hell being torn apart, set alight and frozen by your demons (thoughts and fake emotions).
>>24886275
nice post-modernism bullshit
>>24886301
It's truth. Look internally at the way the illusion of you reacts to truth. You have to lash out, it's the ego's self defence mechanism. It's truth, it's something you can experience for yourself in enlightenment.
Because I prefer old testament God. He was a G. A warrior's god. One that will tell you to murder women, children, and livestock, when people have wronged you.
>>24886275
>>24886319
>my demeanor when
Im not interested in worshipping 2 thousand year old memes.
>>24884959
>tfw that anon would probably try to fuck Jesus in his sleep if he was allowed into heaven
>>24886275
>buddhist shilling
>>24884915
sexuality is malleable
>>24886335
It practically is, let's not forget that all works of fiction and so forth come from the mind and 'spirit'. There's truth and lessons to be found in all of it. People with egos are basically living in a dream, they're not actually fully conscious, it's like you're in the matrix except the matrix itself, reality itself is as real as it can get but the 'you' inside of it is fake.
>>24886350
More -ists and -isms, 'I' am nothing and 'I' don't have labels. They aren't real, just memes. Buddhism like all religions has a lot of truth from an enlightened person/s decodded in esoteric nonsense that the uninitiated believe at face value. Is heaven and hell an actual physical place you go to when you die? No. But they are metaphors for the 'sins' you carry, for the 'sins', the actions 'you' carry out of protecting these fake thoughts and emotions you have are only putting yourself in more suffering, this world IS heaven or hell depending on your level of ignorance.
>>24884895
>fairytales
here's your reply
Hey Christ-chan, just remember to never talk in church, as it's forbidden:
>1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
Make sure you cover your head, else your nice hair will have to be shaved:
>1 Corinthians 11:6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.
Don't teach either:
>1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
I notice you wear gold jewelry and braid your hair. Well, you should stop it. After all, Peter was a representative of Christ.
>1 Peter 3:2-6 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear. Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands: Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.
You are nothing but a man's sexual object.
>Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
>>24885698
The vast majority go to purgatory, only a very few people go directly to heaven. From purgatory you can ascend to heaven once you've truly regretted your sins and learned to accept God.
The only unforgivable sin is "rejecting" the holy spirit aka not believing in God and the holy Trinity.
At least according to one such passage that says that, which is probably highly different to other 40+ passages that say something about heaven, hell, purgatory, and sin.
There's no reason to believe any of that.
Who is up for some rule 34 on Christ-chan?
That's the attitude, Christ-chan!
So hedonistic for a "holy" woman.
And it's out of the bag.
>>24884895
>Jesus-god died on the cross so you may not be judged for your sins (by jesus-god himself) and enter the kingdom of jesus-god
This shit is surreal. Christian theology sound like the kind of shit potheads say.
>>24884895
Although a non-believer this is true, it's the best life!
>worshiping a kike
>>24884895
Because there's no qt irish christian girl at the end of this ride.
>>24888752
There are no qt irish girls at the end of any ride, trip, or journey. There just aren't any.
>>24884895
Because I've actually read the Bible and realized what a rambling mess of nonsensical garbage, and how little the New Testament actually fulfills the Old.
A better question is "Why do you believe the Gospels when they can't even agree on when Jesus got nailed to the cross?"
>>24886906
>>24886924
>>24886946
>>24886967
>>24884895
In all seriousness what sect of Christianity dresses their nuns in this specific color of outfit? The greenish and white color? Was there an actual nun person that was the basis for Christ-chan?
>>24884915
>being a homo is a sin
It's not - at least not directly. I was raised Catholic and was taught that being a homosexual is not in itself sinful, but acting on those lustful thoughts towards men is; just how acting on lustful thoughts towards women is sinful if it is pre-marital and non-procreative.
Nevertheless, it'd be a rather painful life to have such strong desires that could never be fulfilled, since the Church doesn't sanction gay marriages. Thus, you have the issue of many guilt-ridden fags and pedos becoming priests to try to suppress their urges. At least the fags don't molest kids though.
>>24888960
>it'd be a rather painful life to have such strong desires that could never be fulfilled
like the life of the robots here?
>>24889317
>like the life of the robots here?
Exactly. Except our guilt is based all our total failures and missed opportunities.
>Death
>Being a gift
That's why all you religious ppl's rhetoric only leads to more death and destruction... Although while he was alive Jesus did say some good things
>>24884895
I can't tell if that's a girl or a shota
>>24884895
Who give a shit about some old tales that it said to be as old as the fall of the roman empire.
we're in nearly 2016, it is time to let those story end as those legend has become myth.
Also, Jesus went to Tibet after John was crucified instead. the story is all made up. Jesus was very good at making illusion. he was sort like Houdini back in the first era or our time.
For anything else, God is a concept that govern people thought that are passed from generation to generation hence, Making the fact that Christianity is and will remain the biggest meme ever created in all mankind history.
These threads are the only reason to visit /r9k/.
AYO HOL UP SO U SAYIN
>blows up abortion clinic
WAIT MAN SO U BE SAYIN
>hands a starving 3rd world child a bible
*smacks lips* SO U SAYIN
>cuts off baby's penis tip
WAIT UP BRUH SO U SAYIN
>kneels before the cock of israel
CHILL NIGGA U BE SAYIN
>kills a tax paying, law abiding, white gay man for being gay
MUHH FUGGA I KNO U AINT SAYIN
>complains about starbucks cup
MO BOOGA M BOP SO U SAYIN
>speaks to his imaginary friend, actually expecting an answer
SO U SAYIN
>crusades
MY NIGGA WAIT UP CUZ I KNO U AINT SAYIN
>reads fairy tales and thinks they happened
*shuffles feet*SO U BE SAYIN BRUH
>praises god for being good after finding a shiny penny while 8 children died of starvation and 3 innocent women were raped in that same minute
HELL TO DA NAW U CANT BE SAYIN
>shows off tattoos unaware of the fact they are forbidden - Leviticus 19:28
HOL DA FUCK UP I KNO U AINT SAYIN
>takes life advice from illiterate, murderous, disease ridden bronze age barbarians with a life expectancy of 35
I SED HOL DA FUCK UP U AINT SAYIN
>waterboards a baby
MUHHFUGGA BIX NOOD BOODY BOP HE REALLY SAYIN
>tell africans in the middle of an AIDS epidemic that condoms are bad
*scratches* NAW HOL UP SO YOU SAYIN
>believes in tall tales and mytholygy because it quells his fear of death
BRUH MAYNE I KNOW YOU AINT SAYIN
>massacres a preschool of over 1,000 toddlers with an assault rifle & semi automatic machine gun. Repents and gets into heaven anyway
SO YOU IS REALLY SAYIN
>doesnt realize that in ~1,000 years Jesus will be in Marvel movies just like Thor
SO U BE SAYIN
>eats a jesus cracker
HOL UP A GOD DAM MINUTE I KNO U AINT SAYIN
>pays the salary of pedo rapists
SO YOU IS SAYIN U DONT BELIEVE IN GOD? FUCKING FEDORA LMAO
>>24884895
Why didn't you accept Osiris or Ra? Why didn't you accept Zeus? Why didn't you accept Allah? There's your answer you theistic atheist.
>>24890439
it's [current year] so all views but mine are wrong
>>24886835
>tfw theistic satanist
>tfw atheists will suffer more than a tormentor of christian souls
>>24886924
>outbreeding fags
>perfect display of christian logic
>>24891755
>being offensed by what you have seen on the web and taking it as one view is more important than another.
May I suggest you a new location ?
>>>/out/
>>24886391
I want to become gay, how would i go about loving cock? I have tried masturbating to gay porn and going on omegle and talking with gay men. Nothing seems to work, what shall i do?
baaaah
