Thank you! Thank you everyone. So what the deal with NEETs? i mean really. They lock themselves away all day pissing in a jug next to their computer, and wonder why they can't find a girlfriend!
But seriously folks, when you think about it unlimited free time isnt so bad....I mean just look at how happy the NEETs are!
*BUH DUM TSSS*
...So let me just put it out there. We all know the NEETs are next door crackin the same jokes about us, and I really want to know who does a better act. So really, if you can bare the overwhelming stench of BO in a place where the recycling bin is labeled "bathroom" please take the time. God knows we have plenty of it!
*BUH DUM TSSS*
>>24884405
What's the difference between a wagekek and a lightbulb?
When the light in one goes out, inside remains nothing but darkness.
The other lights a room.
I like your jokes.
>>24884477
NEETs are just the darndest things. I mean, talk about irony. The average NEET is so deep into depression that not even that second hot pocket will fill the emptiness inside.
Shit, I don't think ten would fill the average NEET!
thank you! thank you! I'll be here all week!
>>24884405
>>24884477
>>24884602
Cmon, go on guys... this might be the the only good neet/wage thread in a while...
>>24884797
>>24872334
We /NEETComedyClub/ now.
>>24884852
That one was fun in the start, but its the same old again
Also this:>>24884609
>>24884797
Well y'know man you just gotta give em the chance to fight back before you hit em too hard in the "feels" again.
Reminds me of the time I was walking out of Starbucks with my daily brew. I saw this filthy NEET eyeing my Mercedes longingly and i told him to back the fuck off. after all, I said "I EARNED this car. what do you have to say to that, NEET?" He was clearly distressed. I don't know if it was his chronic anxiety or he didnt comprehend what "earned" meant!
*BUH DUM TSSSS*
I went shopping at Whole Foods the other day. As I parked and was getting out, a brand new Ferrari pulled next to me. This NEET got out, and followed me to the store. He had a big shopping list and bought only the most expensive foods. As he got to the cashier right behind me, I couldn't help but comment on how he has great taste and he's sure to cook up something exquisite tonight. He replied,
"Oh no, I can't cook, these are for my neighbor. He lets me use his Ferrari if I do his groceries for him. I'm dropping by Subway on my way home to get my food for the next 3 days."
>>24884405
Is there anything worse than a frantic wagie in denial about his position? It isn't NEETs fault Mr Shekelstein gave you a hard time today.
To be honest I'm surprised you found the time to make this thread. I didn't know wagies were capable of doing anything that didn't earn them Jew points on the hour.
>>24884405
Have you heard the one about the wageslave that wouldn't rather just suck a giant hairy black dick for an hour to pay his bills for a month?
Me neither!
*BA DUM TSSSSS*
Jesus this has gotten sad. Both for the NEETs and Wagies. It's like watching two retards trying to bob for the same apple in a barrel of water. You know that as time goes on both are suffering quite serious brain damage but in the end nothing of value is lost and you'd only end up under the water with them.
>>24885716
of course it's sad. people should already know if they can bear being NEET or not, and NEETs who are happy with it wouldn't care about other people working. why these threads persist is beyond me
>>24885395
>>24885486
>this assblasted
>being this much of a Neetchild
Hoo boy, you take the cake with this one.
>uses disheveled miserable wageslave picture to make fun of neets
At least use a picture of chad or something you lazy ass
http://youtu.be/Vz4FdtmgDAQ
Thread theme song
I-is this going to be one of the first new memes of 2016?
>>24886292
Hmm so spicy. I can taste it already. SELL YOUR PEPES! Buy up these fresh hot spicy new wagie memes before the market piques!
Stop creating unnecessary board divisions!
NEETs and Wageslaves should be brothers in arms in the beta uprising. Both are fundamentally united by their repetitive, unfulfilled, and lonely existence.
Fools the lot of you. Do you not see? One trying to justify a life of money, in exchange for his limited time on this earth. The other trying to justify a life of remaining idle for their time alive and to live like a pauper, life and but naught to show for it! Make your threads as you please, make as many a day as you wish. But it will never fill the void in your life.
We were made to suffer since the invention of money. One, for the journey for it, the other for the journey without it.
>>24886292
I was kinda hoping this neetshit will die out before the new year...
>>24886390
Very true, both sides get screwed by society, why create tension between the two?
>>24886444
Trips of truth, this is our struggle. Even if both sides use different methods, we're both still struggling through our monotonous, dull life, worrying about tomorrow.
>>24886390
But I'm no beta...
>wagekeks: "I'M NOT BUTTHURT OR MAD, YOU ARE!!"
>proceeds to take NEET comedy thread and makes horrible jokes
Wagekeks, as of this moment, are permanently BTFO. There is zero chance of recovery at this point. You are extremely butthurt at NEETs making fun of you. The fact you keep responding to wagekek threads and now have to make threads about it is the biggest proof that you are BTFO, butthurt, and mad.
Wagekeks forever BTFO. This status is now irreversible and can no longer change.
>>24887090
How, brother, do we make sure that our humble comedy club is free of these wretched wagekek hecklers?
>>24886444
Perfectly true desu.
>>24887090
Since nobody here is BTFO, I agree it is irreversible.
>>24887090
Thisis absolutelydumb argument
>>24887139
It is simplewe stop making these dumb threads
