>stand up, tell us your name, and one interesting thing about you
Hello, my name is Steve and I'm an alcoholic
Hello, i'm OP and i'm a faggot.
>>24884284
>someone asks you this
>have no idea how to respond
>literally nothing interesting or good about me
>can't tell them I play vidya and fap all day
My name is Paul and I wanna kill myself
>mfw it's easy as fuck to just lie and say something normie and you'll blend right in
>"I enjoy gardening"
>"I like to run cross country"
>"I'm really good at grilling"
>Etc etc
Alexander and I saved a child.
Hey, My name is Cole and I fucked a "rawr x3333" fat emo girl
>>24884440
This. I just copy someone else if I can't think of anything.
>i really like to travel
>>24884440
>>"I enjoy gardening"
>>"I like to run cross country"
>>"I'm really good at grilling"
Are any of those actually considered interesting
Hello, my name is Marshall, I'm an alcoholic
I got a disease and they don't know what to call it
>>24884482
>I like to travel
>wew anon where have you been? :^)
Chloe and I uhhh ski
Fuck teachers that do this
>>24884440
I did this once, said I liked to cook. I got asked a bunch of questions that made it exceedingly clear I did not know anything about cooking.
I'm Alex, I've saved exactly 2 lives. 1 of which died the next day
>>24884284
Hello, I'm anon and I read 200 books this year.
>>24884453
>>24884536
Hi other Alex and Alex with extra letters
>>24884521
Oh man all over the world, I've been to California and new York countless times
>>24884562
the list goes on, right?
I'm Andy and I enjoy the films of Wes Anderson
>>24884562
>cool, where?
>(insert famous place here) plus family
>NEXT
all there is to it
I'm Anna and I'm contemplating suicide
Hi, my name is Martin, and I am currently naked.
>pass
>"come on anon everyone else did it"
>I heard
>"if you dont give me an answer I will have to send you to the principle for not complying"
>ok
who here /rebel/?
Hello I'm Ewan and I play guitar
>>24884304
Thank you, Steve.
somebody had to bite the bait
>>24884498
not really. the point of it is to serve as an extremely basic conversational hook for later.
>My Name is anon
>My interesting fact is, um..., I shook Barack Obama's hand back in 2008
tfw you aren't even the main character in your most interesting fact
Hi, I'm Sam, and my friends all call me Scum
the normal response is sports or fucking Netflix. this response is so generic that one of my teachers called someone out on it. he said "well that was generic..." I just say that I'm really into technology and that I browse Cantonese fly fishing forums in my spare time
My name is mark and I shit in the shower, stomp it down the drain.
My name is Karl and one day I will be happy.
