>tfw a car passes by and a girl leans out and yells "You look wonderful!"
>>24884129
>walking back from class
>you notice a cute girl smiling at you
>she sheepishly looks away when she sees you notice her
>>24884166
>proceed to do nothing
>>24884129
>tfw taking a piss outside and girls walk by commenting your penis
Why the fuck do they do this. Do I not have the right to walk down the street without being mocked by roasties?
>taking a shit
>knock on door
>why you in my house
>you are qt and need bf
>my hero
>tfw random little kid gives you a hug
>>24884223
>wow Stacy, talking to that total stranger on the street is so interesting and outgoing!
>I know, just wait till Chad reads about it on my facebook
>>24884129
I would think she was making fun of me, or doing it on a dare, even if she meant it
nice, a shirokuma cafe image
>>24884290
>tfw this scenario has happened to me multiple times
"Nice haircut anon"
"Oh, tha-"
"pppppffffff-HAHAHAHAHA"
"Oh cool, are you drawing?"
"Yeah, it's a-"
"Why don't you do something normal?"
fuk u 2 bicht
>>24884290
>>24884317
This is also me, but with subtleties.
>local convenience store
>qt cashier
>waiting in line
>she looks bored/sad
>smiles when my turn
>has happened a few times
>convinced the smile is repressed laughter at how I look
>even if genuine, too afraid to pursue
>>24884166
>waddling back from class
>you notice a cute girl smirking at you
>she swiftly turns back to her cute friends and giggles with them when she sees you notice her
>speed up the waddle as you hear them burst out laughing behind you
this is how it really happened you fat weeb
>>24884129
Funny enough this is similar to how I met my ex. I was on the hallway and she just came up to me, kissed me on the forhead and told me "have a wonderful day". I didn't know her at that time, never spoke a word with her, and she did that. Later I started talking with her etc and we got together. It was one of the best times of my life.
>>24885082
did she continue to greet you with forehead kisses?
>>24884129
>>24884166
ITT things that don't happen
>Sitting in common room after class, reading a book
>cute tomboy I've been checking out comes in, sits right next to me, begins talking to me
>very clear she's into me
>scoots closer to me
>asks me for my number
>we start texting immediately
>fuck two days later
>totally overjoyed, haven't been this happy in years
>do everything together for two weeks, sleep together every night
>beginning of the third week she goes silent on text and social media
>two days later, she tells me she and her boyfriend are getting back together
>boyfriend
>I-I thought I was your boyfrie-
>I really like you anon, but I've been together with Chad for years
>call her a whore, tell her never to speak to me again, also tell her I hope Chad gets cancer
>go home, lie in bed for days on end basically, don't go to class for a week, lose 5 lbs
Still haven't had another girl in my life since then. Pathetic I know but that bitch broke my heart.
>>24885545
>broke me heart
>two weeks
Fuck off you overdramatic pussy. She clearly made the right decision.
>>24885545
Well it proved you have what it takes to get the type of girls you're into. You also had sex. She only has a superficial relationship with Chad. She lost out.
>>24885626
For someone who never had a real relationship before that it was pretty amazing, even if it was only two weeks. I'm sorry you don't believe that's possible.
>>24884129
>tfw you are walking down the street minding your own business and a group of chads drive by and call you a faggot
>>24885639
>She only has a superficial relationship with Chad.
What makes you think that? They've been together for years.
>>24885752
>with Chad for years
>break up
>instantly fucks another guy
>you never knew until he was back in picture
>she obviously wasn't torn up about it
>likes him for superficial reasons tbqh
>this has never happened to me, not even as a joke.
i dont even want a girl to hold my penis i just want someone to tell me im cute.
but if she held my dick that would be ok too
>>24885730
Every fucking goddamn time.
>>24884129
>tfw Indian and all I've gotten is a car full of white guys yell out PAKI on numerous occasions
>>24885914
>tfw this has also happened with me but im white and got called snowflake by some mexicans
>>24884392
I'm sorry anon but cashiers are paid to be nice to you.
>>24885835
Nah, he probably cheated (or maybe they split temporarily for other reasons and she found out he started fucking someone else) and she was trying to even out the playing field. Does not necessarily say anything about the depth of their relationship in the past, only that they probably won't last long after this.
>>24884290
This. Why are girls so horrible? Why could they just left me alone?
>>24885984
They're payed to have a basic level of social decency, yes, but the anon' point was that she stopped looking politely bored when he was there. If he was the same as everyone else, she'd be smiling at everyone.
Source: have been politely bored cashier with a few favorite customers.
>>24885988
Actually yeah you're right, it doesn't say anything about the past. I was in fact trying to say they won't last long but had an autistic train of thought.
